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@jmsmeier1113
@jmsmeier1113 8 лет назад
Dennis Miller is an intelligent, educated, charismatic, guy that can appeal to almost anyone, and make them laugh. He is also brutally Honest, not really caring if he upsets those of differing viewpoints. Sounds like someone we desperately need in the White House.
@AllisonDancerChick1982
@AllisonDancerChick1982 8 лет назад
+jmsmeier1113 For some reason, he endeared himself to me when I was only 11 years old (you can thank my dad - it was his ongoing effort to ensure that he had me corrupted before I was in high school - I'm 33 and my mom won't forgive him for it!). All these years and a college education later, this man is still my comedic spirit animal. I'm convinced his charisma is what drew me in. Damn you, Miller!
@mikecotto1167
@mikecotto1167 4 года назад
jmsmeier1113 amen
@concretenate8068
@concretenate8068 4 года назад
F@#$ yea Miller 2020!
@TimAwolz
@TimAwolz 3 года назад
@Ken Hasibar I don't understand, is Trump a "dipshit" or a political mastermind? You people say whatever is politically expedient for your "argument", er...emotionally based spewage...
@TimAwolz
@TimAwolz 3 года назад
@Ken Hasibar so his +$7 billion doesn't exist then? Okay, he's a "dipshit" billionaire.... Wtf have you done with your life?! I'm not even a Trump fan and I know one doesn't succeed without failure. And to suggest _he's_ the only politician that is guilty of your assertions is being intellectually dishonest, biased or just a liberal homer. You decide which one you are...
@michaellinner7772
@michaellinner7772 Год назад
I really, really miss this show. Miller was at his finest back then as the "Master of the obscure". I'm proud to say that he rarely lost me with his comments and sometimes mysterious references. Every Friday night I could look forward to laughing, learning and being left feeling that, somehow all was, more or less, right with the world. As I settled in with my thesaurus in hand the anticipation just about killed me. He's genuinely one of the funniest people on the planet. Rock on Dennis. I hope you find your way back to the, not so little anymore, screen. By the way, who the hell is Billy Barty? Never mind, I just realized that we all have access to Google now.
@mrfudd13
@mrfudd13 2 года назад
". . . my life was emptier than Richard Harris' mini bar at the Chateau Marmont . . . " You can't top these gems.
@derricdueker64
@derricdueker64 2 года назад
When I was young I wanted to fly to the moon. Now I travel home on the sidewalk of life thinking that guy could use some toilet paper
@2ld4u
@2ld4u 11 лет назад
He is still married today. Dennis Miller has been married to Carolyn since 1988. She is not going to let go of him anytime soon, I can tell you that!
@kevinobrien2735
@kevinobrien2735 2 года назад
This guy is, "The sharpest knife in the draw".
@ocdfreak
@ocdfreak 13 лет назад
I miss this show
@gregorcollins
@gregorcollins 12 лет назад
The most brilliant section: 00.00 - 6:41
@TheSleepingonit
@TheSleepingonit Месяц назад
He is so spot on even now, but does it an amusing way
@wjmcd703
@wjmcd703 2 года назад
Love the look, business up top, party below the belt
@gregorcollins
@gregorcollins 12 лет назад
"I'll take the clap over carpal tunnel syndrome any day."
@cavalierfan1995
@cavalierfan1995 Год назад
so forget single wake up and smell the stranger next to you
@gregorcollins
@gregorcollins 12 лет назад
...with three roommates who are flakier than a Greek pastry placed on Wally George's shoulder."
@scottnathanphoto
@scottnathanphoto 12 лет назад
Married men live longer. So do indoor cats.
@APOCALYPSE_X-MEN
@APOCALYPSE_X-MEN 6 лет назад
Scott Nathan Nah, it just seems longer LOL.
@johnmonk66
@johnmonk66 6 лет назад
They live longer because the women won't let them die in peace, lol
@kenhasibar2624
@kenhasibar2624 5 лет назад
Cats is just another word for pussies. I don't trust either of 'em.
@kejiri3593
@kejiri3593 3 года назад
@@johnmonk66 Depends who you marry or the energy you develop. People who self validate over others are bad, so you gotta avoid that. But not getting married or such can be sign of alzheimers lifestyle or not trying hard enough. Avoid people who wants to manipulate is good however.. but if it becomes an excuse to be lazy... then that isnt helping much
@ExodusPessoa
@ExodusPessoa 12 лет назад
I miss 90's Dennis Miller. I consider the 21st century Dennis Miller a different person.
@jaywilley955
@jaywilley955 4 года назад
Exodus Pessoa I know. It must really irk you to know he clearly thinks more critically than you. 😁
@steveconn
@steveconn 4 года назад
@@jaywilley955 Nah, just became a Faux News sock-puppet.
@TimAwolz
@TimAwolz 3 года назад
@@steveconn as opposed to every punch line being "Orange Man Bad" followed by the collective seal clapping from the group of incredibly "diverse" hive-mind people? Without even knowing the biggest jokes in showbiz have become liberals themselves.
@magnuscroify
@magnuscroify Год назад
His politics and views changed a little bit as he got older. If you don’t share them, fine, but he’s nobody’s puppet. Still love him and always will.
@nancymcmonarch
@nancymcmonarch Год назад
Yeah, it's sad. I think he has terminal PTSD from 9/11. These days he's just a cranky old Grampa, railing at the sky.
@philippiranian7107
@philippiranian7107 2 года назад
First time I heard Dennis Miller was on my 30th birthday. He was on a cassette
@TheSleepingonit
@TheSleepingonit Месяц назад
I had the Off White album in the 80s, it was gold in terms of comedy
@joshhonaker3085
@joshhonaker3085 2 года назад
he always cooking qvc
@MegaFisherman94
@MegaFisherman94 13 лет назад
This guy is fucking hilarious!
@philippiranian7107
@philippiranian7107 2 года назад
1988 and I was in Cali for the first time. Do I miss that vacation
@mr.intensity2685
@mr.intensity2685 4 года назад
Of course he's on a hot streak. Have you seen his wife? She was the hot girl from the "Too Shy" video by the band Kajagoogoo. Still attractive today, nearly 40 years later.
@davidlella8411
@davidlella8411 6 лет назад
Fkn dude cracks me up....
@Brian-os9qj
@Brian-os9qj 2 года назад
Too reality based, and damn funny. Thx Dennis & writers. Louis C K has to have credit here somewhere
@durrdeedeedz
@durrdeedeedz 11 лет назад
Thanks Bill.
@PrestoTenebroso
@PrestoTenebroso 14 лет назад
I saw the Family Guy parody of this guy. It was spot on. I'm smart, but at every other sentence, I'm asking him, "What the hell are you talking about?"
@michaellefort6128
@michaellefort6128 4 года назад
Then your not as smart as you think you are.
@NeonLyfe
@NeonLyfe 11 лет назад
What the hell does rant mean?
@rmooreg
@rmooreg 4 года назад
Ranting is just like raving except you aren't a lunatic.
@SKa-tt9nm
@SKa-tt9nm 2 года назад
You know google is free, right?
@nancymcmonarch
@nancymcmonarch Год назад
Meh. I was married for nearly 25 years, and have no interest in doing it again. I don't miss the stress, the drama, the bickering, or tripping over some dude's laundry and assorted junk.
@starr522
@starr522 13 лет назад
Brilliant
@maskof
@maskof 6 лет назад
I swear to God , Miller will one day become a politician. Shitloads will vote for him.
@MrSlimePDX
@MrSlimePDX 13 лет назад
@giansideros Are you telling me you got all of those references he made? I didn't need to goggle anything, meaning I understood the majority of his speech, but if you seriously mean that "nothing was obscure" about this rant then British people watch more American TV than we do.
@kab2808
@kab2808 11 лет назад
No, it just "feels" longer! ;-)
@HeckleAndSnide
@HeckleAndSnide 13 лет назад
@Rhythmmm123 I honestly think I had more fun reading these comments than watching the video. Well best of luck to you guys
@ackattack1002
@ackattack1002 13 лет назад
@toobularbells judging by the highest rated comments section, yeah you're right. And there are a lot of us.
@ipsilonia
@ipsilonia 12 лет назад
i dont get any of his references..
@averagejohnson3985
@averagejohnson3985 4 года назад
only one in a million do
@TheSleepingonit
@TheSleepingonit Месяц назад
I'm one of them
@matttrafton2725
@matttrafton2725 2 года назад
What a needy guy. I love being single. Marriage was nice but, not a death do us part nice.
@erichaynes7502
@erichaynes7502 2 года назад
Let this sink in: Dennis Miller is now on RT America YT channel. He gets about 800 views per episode.
@CamaroAmx
@CamaroAmx Год назад
His viewpoints and his mentality Chas changed a lot since these days. The Dennis miller of today is no where near like the Dennis miller of those days.
@erichaynes7502
@erichaynes7502 Год назад
@@CamaroAmx I think HBO ruined him along with 9/11. He had this HBO show plus his comedy specials it was 8 years of a half hour of work each week. WOW that would ruin anybody he was rich and just had to find a cause. Ironic he didn't want to go on rants but he did anyway..which turned out to be his undoing.
@mtb416
@mtb416 14 лет назад
@seerymseery Well they do say married men live longer.
@jshepard152
@jshepard152 Год назад
If you don't live longer at least it will seem like longer.
@Reapersden666
@Reapersden666 14 лет назад
i live for being single idk how someone would wanna put up with someones bullshit for so long i cant id rather be single i dont wanna have someone put up with my bs anyways lol
@Trinnaman0999
@Trinnaman0999 13 лет назад
Ima stay single forever. Ive tried to build relationships an theyve never worked out for me. So when i move into a house its gonna be a bachelor pad for life. I dont have to worry about anyone telling me to do laundry. I can drink whenever i like. im always in control of whats to eat and the tv remote. ah i cant wait
@michaellefort6128
@michaellefort6128 4 года назад
You're a walking talking heart attack at 45 dude.
@CamaroAmx
@CamaroAmx 3 года назад
@@michaellefort6128 funny because most of the males in my family had heart attacks at 45 and they were all married. Thanks to genetics, I have 50% chance of dropping dead of a heart attack at 45, single or not.
@randomnchan15
@randomnchan15 12 лет назад
17 single , never had a Boyfriend don't really care.
@raeannaroylance5401
@raeannaroylance5401 4 года назад
Watching in 2020 Marriage is, well, the best of times and the worst of times, BUT *every* *thing* rests on the footings of marriage💪
@Stereophonics81
@Stereophonics81 13 лет назад
I'm single and perfectly happy. I see tons of married couples and it makes me even happier that I'm single. I always laugh at these guys with fat women thinking they're so superior because they're with someone. Please...
@Brian-os9qj
@Brian-os9qj 2 года назад
11yr later, “…do you still think guys should just marry fat women? And, did you?” Just sayin
@giansideros
@giansideros 13 лет назад
@yurismir1 There's that family guy sketch that implies it is, and making a lot idiots post how verbose Miller is and therefore unfunny.
@giansideros
@giansideros 13 лет назад
@pimptastic13 Yes we eat it up
@ashdavis5000
@ashdavis5000 3 года назад
genius...........should've been president
@ackattack1002
@ackattack1002 14 лет назад
@namasteywhat why because I'm quoting Family Guy?
@tbilisicentralv2
@tbilisicentralv2 12 лет назад
@randomnchan15 who says u gotta have a boyfriend?
@ps2master00
@ps2master00 12 лет назад
Awesome arguement in these comments
@Stereophonics81
@Stereophonics81 13 лет назад
@Arppis - Yeah most people are too insecure and need to have someone; even if they don't even like the person.
@EuropeanAnimation
@EuropeanAnimation 13 лет назад
There's nothing wrong with being married to a fat person. And even if there were, things change from generation to generation. You could have skinny or husky kids from sleeping with a fat wife or vice versa. Some people are just in it because they want kids and don't care with which man or woman.
@keggerous
@keggerous 12 лет назад
ewww jeans and a suit top? thank god the 90s are over . . . .
@CamaroAmx
@CamaroAmx 3 года назад
Have you seen what’s in fashion today?
@lovinsnotfun-eranymore5213
@lovinsnotfun-eranymore5213 4 года назад
The year before I got married my sex life dropped by 90% . She started having yeast infections every month ... On the very night I got married it went down to Zero - as she was only interested in looking through the envelopes at 4 in the morning and hadn't touched , sucked or Ucked me in 3 months prior to . After that 2 ? to MAYBE 4 ? times a year !! And I did 100% of the vehicle , yard and pool work - 85% of ALL the housework and cooking . Hmm , I got married to become celibate becuz she didn't want any kids . " So I also got fixed " I might have overlooked some of it if she'd turned out to be a lesbian . . But Nope , no luck with that either . " I would have LoVeD That !!!! " 2 attractive women getting it on is a Beautiful Thing to my eyes And dick . So her girlfriends , our neighbors wives and her sister knew it , and they as Very Good Sports soon started taking care of me . Then she Finally Left with 85+% of Everything back in 1990 . I'm Very Happy now - 30 years MGTOW - and everything is remaining mine now . Worthless NSA Spinsters Of ALL Ages now starting in their 30's today are a dime a dozen for you boys . . GO GET FIXED and Don't Tell them you are either !!!
@exec9292
@exec9292 6 лет назад
this fkin guy....
@nomiclas
@nomiclas 12 лет назад
not Lesbian's
@rmooreg
@rmooreg 4 года назад
Men who are married live longer. So do those who don't drink, smoke, eat red meat or fried foods, gamble. do drugs or carouse all night. The question for both is why would you want to live longer? Seriously, do you call that living?
@mouserunsbrainworks4545
@mouserunsbrainworks4545 12 лет назад
This is back when dennis miller was funny.
@ultralight9
@ultralight9 14 лет назад
lol...bullshit pal...lol
@giansideros
@giansideros 13 лет назад
Jesus there's nothing high-brow, clever, obscure, hard to understand, difficult, erudite etc about this, I guess American comedy has different standards but this is pretty typical of British stand-up.
@parkerxjr
@parkerxjr 12 лет назад
I was about to say the exact same thing.He is no longer funny.
@ackattack1002
@ackattack1002 14 лет назад
what the hell does rant mean?
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