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Desires with a Side of Ice Cream for Fortune Feimster & Jay Pharoah | Something’s Burning | S3 E11 

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Something’s Burning S3 E06: Fortune Feimster and Jay Pharoah come to the kitchen for some homemade ice cream sandwiches and chunky white Russians. We’re also talking about fetishes and revealing our REAL names.
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HOMEMADE ICE CREAM SANDWICHES
Vanilla Ice Cream
INGREDIENTS:
Heavy Cream
Whole Milk
Sugar
Fine Sea Salt
Vanilla Extract
Ice Cream Maker
STEPS:
Pour 2/3 of the cream, sugar, and salt into a saucepan
Warm until sugar is dissolved
Remove from heat; add remaining cream, milk, and vanilla extract
Stir to combine and chill in fridge
Pour chilled mixture into frozen ice cream maker insert
Churn according to manufacturer directions
Chocolate Chip Cookies
INGREDIENTS:
AP Flour
Cornstarch
Baking Soda
Salt
Unsalted Butter
Brown Sugar
Granulated Sugar
Egg + One Yolk
Vanilla Extract
Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips
STEPS:
Mix flour, cornstarch, baking soda, and salt in one bowl
With a mixer, beat butter, brown sugar, and granulated sugar together on medium-high speed until combined and creamy
Add egg + yolk and vanilla extract; continue mixing on medium-high speed
Decrease speed to low and add dry ingredients
Add chocolate chips and mix until combined
Scoop out cookies and place on a greased baking sheet
Bake for 12-15 min at 350°
Remove and allow to cool completely (best to freeze before assembling sandwiches)
Brownie
INGREDIENTS:
AP Flour
Baking Soda
Brown Sugar
Granulated Sugar
Eggs
Unsalted Butter
Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips
Vanilla Extract
Salt
STEPS:
Melt butter and chocolate chips in microwave
Once cooled, whisk in both sugars
Whisk in eggs and vanilla extract
In a separate bowl, whisk flour, baking soda, and salt.
Pour the chocolate mixture into the flour mixture and combine.
Pour batter on greased, lined baking sheet
Cook for 12-15 min at 350°
Remove, cut and allow to cool completely (best to freeze before assembling sandwiches)
Sandwiches
STEPS:
Sandwich ice cream in between two cookies or brownies
Add sprinkles along the edges, if desired
Freeze before eating for best result

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2 окт 2024

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Комментарии : 186   
@jaylay9524
@jaylay9524 9 месяцев назад
I feel like Jay and Fortune are the type of people that make everyone feel like it's their new best friend. Two undeniably likeable people.
@spiralingout13
@spiralingout13 2 месяца назад
They both feel like people i could jive with easy.. and enjoy being with. I don't find that often. Relish it when i do
@bori13cua
@bori13cua 9 месяцев назад
I need a TJ Miller and Fortune Feimster as siblings movie. Xmas, thanksgiving, who cares what the day is I just need a family flick where theyre siblings
@brittanyboucher3536
@brittanyboucher3536 9 месяцев назад
Fortune’s “yes daddy” had me rolling
@angietolbert9728
@angietolbert9728 9 месяцев назад
I love Fortune! She is such a good person! Just a down to earth good person! Love her ice cream dance!!!
@createful_heart
@createful_heart 9 месяцев назад
Fortune is cracking me up saying hair chest instead of chest hair. And the chunky white Russians make me laugh out loud!
@willvr4
@willvr4 9 месяцев назад
2 incredibly likeable guests. Fortune's laugh is so contagious.
@kathryndeck3873
@kathryndeck3873 8 месяцев назад
On an ADHD binge of this show and I love that every episode someone is on a diet until they see the food lol, shows how good of a cook Burt is!
@MrOrangehenry
@MrOrangehenry 9 месяцев назад
Quick Sand making a comeback baby! I grew up watching 70s-80s reruns every TV show had a quicksand scenario at some point. I think Empire Strikes Back jumped the shark with the quicksand because there was NOTHING for 30 years. Quicksand is the best because: a) quicksand doesn't actually f***ing exist, so: b) quicksand could strike anywhere, the desert, a swamp, randomly on a wagon train on the prairie, wet cement in the city. One of the greatest literary devices of the 20th century.
@Jagersaurus
@Jagersaurus 9 месяцев назад
Love Fortune on this ep! Hilarious!!! ❤️
@milesdorst7120
@milesdorst7120 9 месяцев назад
25:58 “I thought my name was Jesus Christ! And my brother thought his name was Dammit!”
@samanthaorick2280
@samanthaorick2280 9 месяцев назад
I thought burt was making Jay the nice looking ice cream cookie sandwich with 2 cookie ends and at the last second hands Jay the thrown together one. 🤣 What a great host
@ryank7806
@ryank7806 9 месяцев назад
Bro, how did you mess up while jay was doing the will smith impression. You interrupted several times
@FacetiousAF
@FacetiousAF 9 месяцев назад
no legit that shane special is GREAT, give it a chance, dude kills it
@dickhammerbush172
@dickhammerbush172 9 месяцев назад
Reading your name and then reading your comment made that 'GREAT' sound real sarcastic 😂
@EvilMonkey8366
@EvilMonkey8366 9 месяцев назад
I saw it yesterday! Amazing!
@gingerarab7693
@gingerarab7693 9 месяцев назад
Sooo funny frfr
@lesleyd2448
@lesleyd2448 9 месяцев назад
Loved it
@lessleylesugar9577
@lessleylesugar9577 9 месяцев назад
It really was hilarious AF 🔥
@JUNKHEAD224
@JUNKHEAD224 9 месяцев назад
Im happy the little kid from Bad Santas still in the biz.
@SIBSANDGIGGLES
@SIBSANDGIGGLES 9 месяцев назад
Does everyone clear their schedules for the next couple days anticipating something happening from eating and drinking on this show? 😆 We seen you guys back in STL when Bert about choked himself out and still managed to kill it!
@joditroxel3562
@joditroxel3562 2 месяца назад
She came back to visit after the cabin waxing ! Yeah fortune lolz I see the sweet blackmail clearly. Love this much much Bert ❤❤❤
@AndrewMorton116
@AndrewMorton116 9 месяцев назад
So cool to see Leanne do the first part! Do more!!!
@willvr4
@willvr4 9 месяцев назад
Preeeeeetty sure the most famous Bert/Burt is Burt Reynolds.
@usernamedkjahstill5003
@usernamedkjahstill5003 9 месяцев назад
The first time I saw Jay doing impressions on these low quality videos I prayed he would be able for the world to experience how great he was! I hoped for his success and glad to see it!
@williamperry4519
@williamperry4519 9 месяцев назад
Feel like they didn't have much time. Jay was getting cut off all the time.
@pur-xs8oj
@pur-xs8oj 9 месяцев назад
Someone working for Bert: Please get him to be less disgusting with food and react to peoples impressions and jokes(even if it's a "that was terrible")
@NewfieLawNerd
@NewfieLawNerd 9 месяцев назад
Love from Canada Bert! Hawkins Cheezies are the best!
@MHz619
@MHz619 9 месяцев назад
Yo Berts been saying he's been looking good but forget that cuz goddamn Leanne looking like my new favorite porn category. SHEESHHHH
@dirtperson4221slash2
@dirtperson4221slash2 9 месяцев назад
This one sounded better when high... good job on the guests part
@alisongunther6486
@alisongunther6486 5 месяцев назад
I can’t think of ice cream truck without hearing Herbert from Family Guy.
@nate02167
@nate02167 9 месяцев назад
You can tell Jay doesn't drink often. He was a totally different person, 2 minutes after having a sip. Fortune a bit too. but it love it!
@je__.
@je__. 9 месяцев назад
i watched it couple days ago and it was awesomee laugh my ice off 90% of the time 😂😂😂 good job guyss, congrats shane! id rate it 7.5/10, all the materials shanes bringing are hilarious as hell but it could be better on the edits like camera works or transition (idk the term exactly) 😂and some little stuff ...
@x.Aura.x
@x.Aura.x 9 месяцев назад
Love this group!!! 💓😂
@corncobs4everyone
@corncobs4everyone 9 месяцев назад
$100 bucks says you losers have nothing better to do than guess/criticize what he'll talk about 😢
@RiffRaf_
@RiffRaf_ 9 месяцев назад
Wiscansin is exclusively a T-Pain accent
@CaptainMaakasu
@CaptainMaakasu 9 месяцев назад
Love me some Fortune x'D killed it!
@Madagon367
@Madagon367 9 месяцев назад
Holy shit Georgia looks like a real adult person. Time flies.
@Arcturuseyes
@Arcturuseyes 9 месяцев назад
Love this show, Jay rules, and of course, Bert is my bro.
@realchipchipperson
@realchipchipperson 9 месяцев назад
how many painfully unfunny hacks is season 2 going to have?
@rnavarrete5406
@rnavarrete5406 9 месяцев назад
Are the white russians large curd or small curd cottage cheese?
@sabrinamccartney6768
@sabrinamccartney6768 9 месяцев назад
Okay but next summer shark week ... gotta have somethings burning livestream party by the pool..
@shadyhavok1
@shadyhavok1 9 месяцев назад
bert just fucking name dropped bert mccracken?? this is amazing! Im gonna savor every moment of this.
@alecstewart8084
@alecstewart8084 Месяц назад
Never seen jay impersonate jay before
@MrBeats_
@MrBeats_ 9 месяцев назад
I'm noticing a behavior pattern. Has anyone else noticed how bad he talks to his staff?
@davidphillips9726
@davidphillips9726 8 месяцев назад
Fortune is fn HILARIOUS... legit one of the best current comics
@tonicassis619
@tonicassis619 9 месяцев назад
Stir the dry ingredients into the wet
@Arcturuseyes
@Arcturuseyes 9 месяцев назад
Fortune is one of my fav people
@hellomynameis9970
@hellomynameis9970 9 месяцев назад
amazing guests. side note: bert clearly doesn’t have black friends or lesbian friends lmao
@KitTheMisfitToys
@KitTheMisfitToys 9 месяцев назад
Oh my God my stomach hurts from just watching straight sweets being made and eaten, This was too much haha
@jasonwynn7279
@jasonwynn7279 9 месяцев назад
Is this another re-run AGAIN. Bert saying he's sober, then in reality he isn't. Can someone clarify?
@kendallbrown1335
@kendallbrown1335 9 месяцев назад
Before she spoke I thought that was the kid actor from Bad Santa
@rozaybootay5534
@rozaybootay5534 8 месяцев назад
Best fucking crunchy cheezies ever! Shout out to Hawkins cheezies!
@gsquad599
@gsquad599 9 месяцев назад
Its good to see the kid from bad Santa all grown up
@lesleyd2448
@lesleyd2448 9 месяцев назад
“Only fans eating Cheetos”😂😂 Love Fortune 💜
@Arachnid-XXX
@Arachnid-XXX 9 месяцев назад
I quit 2 Bears and 1 Cave and Your Mom's House Podcast two weeks ago. But I will continue watching Somethings Burning. I like the format and like Bert when he's cooking.
@TonyMarselle
@TonyMarselle 9 месяцев назад
I feel you.
@drsavage3262
@drsavage3262 9 месяцев назад
Fortune was legit drunk 😂
@danielhernandez3831
@danielhernandez3831 9 месяцев назад
Looking good Lee Ann 👌 ...and Berkowitz 👍🏽 Thank y'all
@Rogers_Ranger
@Rogers_Ranger 9 месяцев назад
Drinking with the Dude , abide
@FezzieWigs
@FezzieWigs 9 месяцев назад
Bert, you needed baking chocolate and a dash of espresso powder.
@yeah_mikey
@yeah_mikey 9 месяцев назад
Glad bert got his health together recently.
@brohndelaurier566
@brohndelaurier566 9 месяцев назад
On tonight's episode of 'Something's Curdling" ... lumpy White Russians
@je__.
@je__. 9 месяцев назад
😂😂 its hilarious
@HealthHorror
@HealthHorror 3 месяца назад
Jay barely has to change his own personality to do a Will Smith impression. They are very similar.
@brooklynn6837
@brooklynn6837 12 дней назад
Maybe I'm really old but when I was younger there was never a gay or straight it was I like you! Anyways of the opposite sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@clownishryooo4790
@clownishryooo4790 9 месяцев назад
Should have made a brownie ice cream cookie sandwich
@marvusparvus
@marvusparvus 9 месяцев назад
bigcheeers!!!
@JamesKite-r9o
@JamesKite-r9o Месяц назад
250 to 175. Yeah super healthy. Only 3.5 to 4 months. No experimental drugs at that point. At all. I bet he even ran and exercised at the same time!
@teresabrinkman7484
@teresabrinkman7484 9 месяцев назад
I love her, but Fortune seems super high here...lol. OK Bert , I love you, but after watching almost all of this series, why the fuqh do you cook ? Clearly you have no idea whatcha doin.. Thank goodness for your staff...stick to humor..
@Vrosario32
@Vrosario32 8 месяцев назад
Omg it’s hilarious how he can’t multitask when it comes to the cooking. Midconvo and it’s like squirrel! Convo dead and guests react differently. Steadily watching to see reactions. I can’t multitask either. Lol
@cobrakai8049
@cobrakai8049 9 месяцев назад
Bert was looking good in the ad promo! Hope he is happy!
@lumpydavidg2201
@lumpydavidg2201 9 месяцев назад
Oh Bart. Missed opportunity 😢, White Russians with ice cream blended with vodka & kahlua is the best. A black, a gay and a bloated hillbilly wearing Garanimals walk into a kitchen. Great guests as always.
@ee-mon-ee1653
@ee-mon-ee1653 9 месяцев назад
Omfg I just realized while Bret was talking about tie-in chicks up and yada yada that his name is awful close to BTK....Hmmm BTKreisher 😮 the one that got away... lmao 🤣 ol big guy Bertie boy been hiding in plain sight all these yrs... Still love ya though El Berto,we went off the rails for a few mins but it looks like he found the right levers and is getting back on course.. I love Fortune she is a riot and so is Jay so I had a blast watching this pod thanks everyone aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnndddddd scene...🎬 🎬 🎬 🎬 🎬 🎬 🎬 🎬
@dylancaldwell3877
@dylancaldwell3877 9 месяцев назад
I thought that was yung gravy
@mikebleski9717
@mikebleski9717 9 месяцев назад
Anyone who will listen is Bert's therapist. It's simultaneously the most endearing and most annoying thing about him.
@leighleigh747
@leighleigh747 9 месяцев назад
Ha not really a meal lol guy just talking about losing weight gonna give Him a ton of sugar 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🤣
@mrsblahblah92
@mrsblahblah92 9 месяцев назад
You were in Russia? Was fckin hilarious
@ach0048
@ach0048 9 месяцев назад
Fuckin eh! First thing I see when I turn on the podcast is Hawkins cheesies! I'm Canadian and grew up with those salty bastards!
@kenneyk1219
@kenneyk1219 9 месяцев назад
Came here for jay he's one of the best impressionists out there
@LittlewoodSD
@LittlewoodSD 3 месяца назад
That outfit looks hilarious on you Bert👍🏻 it looks like you lost a little weight in the gut💪🏼 Great work bro
@amyallison7567
@amyallison7567 4 месяца назад
I always have the booze cold when mixing with dairy for mix drinks.
@0MissSelfDestruct0
@0MissSelfDestruct0 9 месяцев назад
It's WisCONsin, there is no Fucken A in it. As a Wisconsinite that's gotta be one of our biggest icks 😮‍💨
@jasonhepler9648
@jasonhepler9648 4 месяца назад
The Pee-wee Herman dance song should be playing out of the alcohol truck
@deaderthendead041
@deaderthendead041 5 месяцев назад
Bert pours like my neighbor pours, you get ¾ of a glass of alcohol🥃😅
@kimr2352
@kimr2352 9 месяцев назад
Bert how dare you make them drink clumpy White Russians
@jermainelocklear4107
@jermainelocklear4107 9 месяцев назад
Jay let the hair go....you're going to look great with the michael Jordan
@kristacody8444
@kristacody8444 8 месяцев назад
It should have been half and half not heavy whipping cream haha!
@joeburt9570
@joeburt9570 9 месяцев назад
lol my last name is burt so when he said bert is a stupid fucking name i died laughing
@Lord_frosted
@Lord_frosted 8 месяцев назад
Burt with peace and love please let me come cook for the show 😅😂 your killing me man
@jamesray9009
@jamesray9009 9 месяцев назад
so Berts not Keto now :) ..
@chronosorion6911
@chronosorion6911 4 месяца назад
Are the ad cuts jarring to anyone else? Is that Ozempic face or just the absence of the hat?
@allanevans6855
@allanevans6855 9 месяцев назад
the recipes in the comments are the best, f*ck the amounts just send it
@TheDooDooRanger
@TheDooDooRanger 4 месяца назад
Bert saying he likes women being tied up makes so much sense
@Mrlouis512
@Mrlouis512 4 месяца назад
Fat shaming for not being heavy enough... had me 😅
@chronnoisseur6355
@chronnoisseur6355 28 дней назад
Fortune is only 25?? YIKES.
@ericcarpenter2454
@ericcarpenter2454 9 месяцев назад
No! Never flatten the cookies they shrink when they cool!
@Joshtaylorshorts
@Joshtaylorshorts 9 месяцев назад
Wisco ❤
@DennisFeinsteinCEO
@DennisFeinsteinCEO 9 месяцев назад
I didn't know ANYONE remembered "Pimps up, Ho's Down" from HBO... I was 12 years old watching it in my grandpa's spare room with my finger on the last/recall button of the remote control ready to flip back to Nickelodeon 😄
@marcelstjean
@marcelstjean 3 месяца назад
Good one
@stitrock8595
@stitrock8595 9 месяцев назад
Hawkins cheezies baby. Best in the world
@APcarsGR
@APcarsGR 9 месяцев назад
Fortune is HILARIOUS, have y'all seen her in series FUBAR with Arnold? She is awesome
@AdamMcDade-gb8wk
@AdamMcDade-gb8wk 6 месяцев назад
I love this #vibe Jay and Fortune #chemistry Now I get why Bert wishes this was as good as his podcast lmfao😂😂😂
@kristinharper9506
@kristinharper9506 9 месяцев назад
Those Cheezies are from my home town! They’re the original and they still use the same patent equipment from the 1800s
@AllAirCap
@AllAirCap 9 месяцев назад
Jay couldn’t get a word in and got cut off so many times. He’s too chill for Bert and Feimy. She made the ep. And I think Jays extra mouth bones sound like mandibular tori, it’s not more bones but a bone growth, usually not a big deal but can be an issue rarely.
@JDOG42
@JDOG42 9 месяцев назад
is bert the white Kevin heart mean this with all respect
@ryanvincenec3511
@ryanvincenec3511 4 месяца назад
Pistachio ice cream hate will not be tolerated
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