Destiny 2 Lore - These weapons are actually alive! Sentient weapons exist thanks to AI and Gods! 

I heard this in Zavala's voice for some reason.

@@castlesbard1547I'd like to hope this would've been a Cayde line.

This.. This is the funniest shit I've ever seen... Well not ever but yk

@@CeCactus13 Either one of them honestly.

I'm deleting the internet no-

Why is this so god damn funny

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

Xol*

heehoo dick flattening

warlock its dps phase time for your well of radiance yes fireteam

im laughing WAAAAAAAAAAAAY too hard

I love this

*Merciless:* *MMMMMMM*

*Buenos dias, fuckboy*

More like: Enemy: *doesn’t die* Merciless: *ALRIGHT, LET’S CRANK IT UP A NOTCH!!!*

rick and morty reference except u missed "yea, welcome to the club"

@@asaclayson7831 😐

Sanguis_Luna 😐

@@asaclayson7831 .__.

@@asaclayson7831 😐

YES!

She wouldn't stop talking 😂😂😂

@@iam_jb5152 It would be like GLaDOS as a potato

@@iam_jb5152 But did we need to make two or one weapon? I would prefer one, but I suppose we have to ask first! If two is even possible.

That'd be cool. An annoying bipolar gun.

There's a difference between being an in game god that becomes a weapon, and a weapon that becomes a real god

Telesto is the ultimate god, it cannot be contained, not even the bungie developers can contain it's power, they have created a force they cannot control

Always and forever

@@chiffer1787 Telesto is the favoured child of the pocket infinity. Its other child, merciless, has the strength of it's father but lacks the sort of game breaking energy which was It's true legacy.

This comment is still fucking true today

Angry darci noises

*Happy Whisper Noises*

Sped Jotünn noises

Confused thorn noises.

*oscillating divinity noises*

I thought the same thing too when he read it out

Thank You! I just put this together in my mind last week, as my wife and I watch the film religiously, and my 9yr old daughter loves to run around the house screaming "OH Mr Wiccum!" & Dear Mr Darcy" in her best old English accent.

as the old saying goes, "dead men tell no tales" Interesting thought, thanks for giving me something to do today

After season of the chosen, the saying is not that old anymore...

"Nobody can really tell how many fireteams went in there first, before being... excised from existence" That statement proves Kabr's was the first, as it was the only one that existed at that point. Vex Prediction Engines look at many different timelines so the difference between the Vex knowing about any failed raid before Kabr's and us knowing about them is determining which timeline it falls into. Those Prediction engines look at countless events that never exist because they are plotting out different flows of time through cause and effect so a failed raid on the Vault of Glass was just removed from our timeline but not out of another possible they were forced to counter the raid on.

I would definitely trust the vex with my search history after my death

@@prepaiduglyperson9553 i dont even want to know what you search

Rogue Razac this is a good comment, I did not know that actually. Thank you

Oh my god! Shiela you're back!

OMFG, ok I'm using D. A. R. C. I. until the end of times

@@Ceraphid was that a agent Washington reference, cause if it was that was the best, of all time

holy shit

*reloads with malicious intent*

@@username.exe_not_found1629 nah Whisper Def sad when it reloads bc it's never supposed to need to so if it reloads its bc it's user wasn't sharp enough

you seen the picture of the roomba with the knife? optimal dps will be earned through blood

H B every bullet is a Roomba with increasing amounts of claymores attached to each one.

swampfox213 merciless with Lily’s voice 😂

That could get scary really fucking fast

Or imagine That gun trolling you... Like that telling you that there is an enemy behind you but there is noting

@@henrywedekind5754 or it could say something nice like "Looking good in that vest user.", "Keep it up you're doing great!", "Try throwing more grenades.", "I like your shoes."

I want Failsafe in a weapon or ghost

Hawkmoon?

These are my favourite flavour texts because it’s something dark or sad and then a personalised version of ‘no shit sherlock’

zybil*

(weapon starts to dismantle you)

“Give me one reason why I shouldn’t dismantle you right now.” “Because, Guardian, I am afraid to not exist. Are you not as well?”

Byf: Well i can always make another you in my exotic weapon collection Wepon: what!

@@moiramain2k in Soviet Russia, the weapons dismantle YOU

ExiILe00 “Daisy, Daisy...”

I always thought ahamkara's death are treated like reapers from mass effect. Yes they are dead, but their remnants continues their puspose to corrupt others.

Why did I read this in the voice of Variks? "Dismante mines, yes? Orrr...You DIE"

Who let the Warden AI out

Not that I know of. But that is a fascinating idea, O theorist mine

and bad juju

The Ultimate Knight then he diss you when you miss crit shot

@@dandane5227 yeah he wants you to do better and gives feedback to help

I just imagine Xol in a Palpatine voice just saying "Gooood, kill him."

@@hellhounddead good goooooood anakin

@@ahmedsarni337 "You know Anakin had to doo it to em."

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking that XD

If you believe your weapon wants to destroy all existence, then so it will

@@InsufficientGravitas -call it a little "Bad Juju," if you please.

Don’t forget about what Shaxx said about revoker.

Mida multi tool: *Heavy breathing while filtering mars water*

There is a "that time I got reincarnated as a sword" so why not?

The new isekai line up is looking pretty good

Hell yeah

Dumbasses tried to us his light and put his whole soul into the bug and the bug was Omar and then eris put Omar in the xenophage and then he said know pain hive mfs

bug

Local Hive Bug to angry to give up on his Revenge.

@@FoolyCool WE GOT BUGS INCOMING.

"My death was...... greatly exaggerated."

Lol alexa, find local guns that are literally too paracausal to die. Could imagine someone saying that.

🔥hot local paracasual guns in your area🔥 "My wielder died, now I want someone to use me" -mida "mini" tool.

Luke Higgins XD

Me on a private match trying to tractor my friend out of their super. The tractor boops me instead. Me: What the f**ck!? My tractor: I really do think that it is toxic to play your friends like that.

Knight: *confused confusion*

R/CursedComments

Me: loading a mag into Darci Darci: W-wait! That's impure g-guardian-san!

Top tree dawnblade plus sunbracers. My favorite way to play warlock.

Commandant Luna mull

theDefault With Monte Carlo

@@Ozwreld not needed if you stay airborne freeing up the exotic slot

theDefault Staying airborne? Can you elaborate, I’m not a warlock main

It needs sentience to be on this list

@@sathlu6724 that's what ai is..... Artificial intelligence

@@canyonparkerfirebird AI isn't inherently sentient, it's just smart

@@canyonparkerfirebird The Colony is explicitly of animal-level intelligence, not sentient. All VEIST guns are in fact.

Pfp makes this comment better

I want this

Like Rogue Trooper where his dead war buddy’s personas were in chips on his weapons and equipment. Or like Freckles from RvB?

@@abuckarooboyo7104 I imagine that this is the picture of him saying wait in this joke 😂😳

Borderlands has guns that talk, but they nake most of them super annoying so mo one ever uses them.

That explains why the lore tab talks about it being from another timeline.

More clarification, Strauss is more than likely Berhnard Strauss, a character from Marathon's lore who set off a lot of the game's plot. Also, the crash is most likely a reference to Pathways into Darkness, which was about an ancient eldritch god who crashed on earth and started birthing monsters.

This is why i love bungie b

@@samwalters6170 Ontop of that, the very first behind the scenes video published by Bungie when they revealled what Destiny was, was called "Pathways out of Darkness."

It’s great because there’s a few other bits and bobs in the lore that either break the 4th wall or reference their other universes.

same

He said he was going to talk about AI guns first then God weapons...

@@scorchlights1316 also said the weapon everyone would be thinking of first thing i think when i see the title is ToM

@@Sutto7 First one I thought of was SGA...but then that was my first non-bought Exotic so...

@@Whizzper134 think my first non-bought exotic was either thorn or bad juju can't remember which bounty i did first ice breaker was my first exotic shame it's so easy to get the exotic weapons now it was really special to get one in D1 especially in early Y1 where a exotic engram didn't necessarily mean you got an exotic

I earned a replica of the last word because I fear ruining its reputation. i use it to ensure death to those unwilling to live up to their words. but most of all? *Yee-Fucking Haw.* also I love the story of it. Jaren Ward was truly a OG Hunter, but his adopted son, Shin Malphur? he had grudge for Dredgen Yor for killing Ward, and the grudge hit SO HARD, that SHIN MADE THE GUNSLINGER SUBCLASS JUST FOR YOR.

Understandable mate. I created a whole sniper/ranger build and DARCI is my exotic of choice for it.

That's why I love this game . You could delete something and later find out hmmm, I should have kept that. I still have the khostovs from the beginning. Hope is there that they might make something with it. Like in 1.

@@automaticninjaassaultcat3703 the Stop-fear-inator 9000. (courtesy of doof and shirts ebola incorporated.)

Ladies and gentleman we've done it, we've achieved comedy gold

you sir deserve an award.

Make this a lore book

Damn that was good

Nice

Too soon

well.. I'mma be that guy here and point out Xenophage was always a gun. It's just the current version was the original infused with someone's soul

@@connormac4401 well fuck you too for being that guy

Connor Mac i swear its a bug

*Laughs in Hive*

Thomas Wong i imagine D.A.R.C.I.’s voice being that of similar to Failsafe, or Flo from those Progressive commercials.

@@MarceauxBTK yeah, with a name like Darci, a British butler or headmistress is the farthest thing it would sound for me.

I always thought DARCI would sound like Dr. Halsey from Halo

Whisper of the Worm: *Demonic Screeching*

@@naturalone6529 black hammer: WHY CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL Whisper of the worm : SCREEEEEECH

Brain Eater perfect profile pic with this comment

Haha, merciless go Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Haha merciless goes *vvvrrrRRTT*

I was left pretty disappointed as well. DARCI and Whisper should have their own voices during gameplay

Destiny could of gone a bit more over the top and introduce a few weapons that never shut up. Just imagine a gun like The Bane in D2.

Matt Homan fun fact: the Morningstar is actually based on this xkcd comic: xkcd.com/873/

I say the whispered breathing perk should actually whisper to your ear :D that would be nice

@@hg1986 Xol: "It's a Free Real Estate"

taken: GUARDIAN U WONT BELIEVE IT HAHA XOL TURN HIM SELF ITNO A SNIPER Guardian:... Taken: funniest shit i ever seen

@@yairmon1656 *shoots taken with whisper of the worm*

Scary

This actually makes a lot of sense man! Thank you for clarifying this to us bro

Very well put together and explained!

Elister64 "Were you tricked by the worm that chased the Warmind? Did you truly believe you'd fought one of the beings the Hive call gods? Ha!" - Toland, the Shattered

@@Phantom-of-Tallon-IV when did he said that?

@Raphaël Gysel in fairness, we are the guardian that takes down an entire vex invasion, Oryx, multiple demigod like beings, and (SPOILER) avenge Cayde, so it doesn’t seem too far-fetched to me.

Hold f for respect.

Gonna run Will of Thousands with Whisper and kill Xol with future-Xol

@@SeanCrosser "I used the worm god to kill to worm god, so I turn him into a gun and use the worm god to kill the worm god."

*Dismantles gun and xol comes out of the gun, all hell breaks loose again*

if you have a warlock, use bottom tree voidwalker with effigy with nezeracs sin, oppressive darkness is nice too. abuse the block ability and devour to constantly heal, you can watch esoterickks video using it so you have an idea of how to best use it

just realized you commented this 2 months ago so you might have it now, but if not, there you go (also forgot to mention that vortex grenade is best if you oppressive darkness)

@@fallen5983 yeah no, not yet

Παναγιώτης Μουρελάτος well try out that loadout, its how i finally got whisper and the ship

MrMacAwesome I never read it. Can you give me a TL;DR?

@@SilverWolf-cs7ju one of the three people who went into the vault of glass didn't want to be erased out of the timeline so he made his gun sentient so that he'd never be forgotten

@@SilverWolf-cs7ju A hunter named Phahanin (I'm fairly sure he was one of the original fireteam to go into VOG)wielded it, and was actually good friends w it. One day he was at a campfire, dredgen yor pulled up w thorn, and... I think you can guess the rest .

legend invoker awww man that’s really sad

Malachi Caines everybody gangsta till Yor pulls thorn out the holster

It's a reference to Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice. The weapon lore even riffs on the opening of the book.

Dumbass

rip DARCI

This, the whole time I was wondering whether Necrochasm would be included in the video.

The thing is that even though the Necrochasm was made from crota, it is not sentient.

What about 1k

@@parazon9962 I think 1k is made by a dead ahamkara’s eye

@@evandelck8541 But a dead ahamkara can still whisper to you like the one that whispers to shaxx

It's decent for Gambit, I guess. Not good, decent.

Then merciless should learn from my damn toaster if it wants to be out of time out

MutantMagus I’m on the other end of the scale. I always thought it was a really cool thing how many of the guns had an onboard ai or a “soul” and I hated how little that gets conveyed

@@PoisedK1NG_P1N The most sentient a gun in Destiny has ever been is Destiny 2 Telesto, which coded itself

My favorite is probably the Young Ahamkara's Spine since in the menu it shivers occasionally.

@@ILOV3BUTT3R ye plus it makes trip mines somewhat usable

Let's not forget Lucky Raspberry, literally removing itself from guardians before they die.

Nothing to see here......bearer o mine

I would want to come back as a comically large hand cannon with a rifle stock that fires telesto projectiles on full auto

The crucible sword Steel Sybil Z-14 has a similar description: "Everything I touch falls apart! I see the fragments on the floor!" "Well, isn't that a good thing? You know, if you're a sword?"

@@therewillbefire1833 ... Okay, I'm keeping them. But... Is keep a sentien weapon and let it take the dust in a chest is ethic?

@@cookie856 I was just thinking the same thing about DARCI when Byf read its lore tab

@@cookie856 Well at least it's not taking dust alone. There's plenty of other guns in there to talk with it

"Well isn't that what you want, you know, as a sword?"

69 likes..

It’s gonna be 70, I don’t like people having fun

Is that a real quote? Would be scary if Toland is right and that wasn't Xol. But just a Drone of sorts. He is the Will of the Thousands. But Was quoted to be the "weakest" of the Wormgods. So what the Hell might still swim in Titans methan Ocean?

@@TheRealJohnux It is a real quote. Toland sometimes says it during an ascendant challenge. I have no idea why that wouldn’t be Xol or why we wouldn’t have fought him. I’ve theorized before that it was so he could turn into the Whisper so he could feed off of our kills but he wouldn’t have needed to “die” to do that. Another theory I have is that Xol being the “Will of the Thousands” isn’t actually the “will” of the Hive but maybe some large worms. The evidence for the existence of these worms is flimsy but given the difference in size between worms and the fact that we see some worms eating on the Dreadnaught and the Moon show that they have a metabolism and don’t strictly feed on tribute. Some large worm-like skeletons on the Moon suggests the existence of these worms. I think one of them was a scannable but I don’t remember what it said. These worms were most likely used as diggers and were probably still adolescents which means that they probably needed direction or a will other than their own to control them. Being the weakest would probably lend you the more boring job. Ur, the Ever-Hunger is most likely what’s swimming within Titan’s depths even with the anomalies. The Worms are parasites and feed off of the Darkness and what the Darkness changes. The Pyramids “taking” Titan probably wouldn’t affect Ur and might actually feed him. Ur made a pact with Savathûn but we don’t yet know what it was for. The fact that Savathûn’s brood was the sect of the Hive on Titan implies that the worm underneath Titan is Ur. I theorize that the pact with Ur was that if Ur had a constant supply of tribute such as a looping city murder battery, then Savathûn could have her worm removed. Story details during the Arrivals, Hunt, and Splicer seasons only strengthen these connections. Take from this what you will.

@@Phantom-of-Tallon-IV thanks for explaining, I didn't know all the Details, because I wasn't playing Destiny during the Season of Arrivals and Hunt.

And their from marathon too

@@GaussedUp Oh good, someone else covered this before me. I was beginning to worry

SIVA is somewhat sentient. New lore also implies that SIVA has evolved and can think for itself without direction from Rasputin

The nanites are somewhat sentient, following their single 3 word objective, but maybe it doesn't apply directly to the gun? Maybe its more of a vessel for the nanites? idk, thats a good question, I completely forgot about Outbreak ( in the context of this video at least).

I mean it's "technically" aware of it's purpose like the Merciless (the smaller description is ~directive = KILL while enemies = PRESENT: execute(directive)~, which is just code telling the gun to kill while there are enemies) But the Merciless is able to change parameters to effectively kill more, while the Outbreak only repeat the same actions. It's aware of it's purpose as a gun, but can't be called AI

Isnt whisper quest 750 light tho, i mean ye its hard, took me a few days when i was 850 or somethin. I still need that catalyst tho

*100 recovery* Did someone ask for cheese

That also makes sense for it's exotic perk. That the wielder takes damage as they inflict damage

Or your vault into a city

That's the man from the freeway, the one that ate all your crayons? I thought so, shotgun him

THE REDS AND BLUES WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

@ Durandol, I mean, D.A.R.C.I is pretty much a shiela the tank Easter egg

It doesn't though. Crucible matches are exactly that in the universe, and strikes are an active occurance.

@@Ceelker yes but the way it's written makes it seem as though Bungie is poking fun at us

Good7 Bad13 They probably are. They’ve done the same with how we dance everywhere without any music.

The claws of ahamkara and skull of fire ahamkara also break the 4th wall

Luka Tosic There’s also ACD/0 Feedback Gauntlets.

Insect?????????

Hive vs One Angy boi

fuck it, bug gun

Poor Omar.I would rather die than live as a bug

You didn’t watch the full video did you

Atiba Maule or when a Titan is flying at me at 4000000 miles a second with a shotgun

@@theducknugget9232 Found the salty Stompees revoker hardlight crutch.

Xander Henthorn nah last word snipe here

They should create an exotic veist weapon that whispers "behind you" when someone is flanking you

@@theducknugget9232 Controller? Also, did I get the stompee part right?

You mean, for the love of Xol?

@@carlosroura7581 im gonna edit it wait

@@carlosroura7581 there

Doom reference lol

I reached 300+ in season of undying Met a rank 700+ yesterday in season of arrivals. Ain't even bounty farming it's scary

Probably with exploits. Tis d2 afterall.

A son that doesn't actually exist, big f

Fuck crimson

Speaking of crimson, Zavala GAVE ME ONE FROM WEEKLIES.

I miss my go to pve pulse

@@Alexander-od6fi Zavala: wait....that..that wasn't supposed to happen. Guardian: I'm keeping this. Z: No wait. G: Bye.

smol bean

Oh my god

my guns speak volumes... and some bark until they bite!

As de Pique Indeed

Not completely true. Whisper of the Worm and One Thousand Voices are both able to talk. Just not out loud. According to their lore, they speak directly into their wielders' minds.

Oh my god