Destiny 2 - THEY STOLE SHAXX'S HORN! Hilarious Guardian Games Lore & Moments!

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Hey Guardians! Today we dive into the hilarious lore tabs for the Guardian games. Made some little skits to go along with them instead of just putting the lore text on the screen so hope you enjoy! These invovle Warlocks trying to rig the games, The Hunters wagering Shaxx's Horn, Titans betting on Hunters and much more!
“Destiny 2 Guardian Games Lore"
“Destiny 2 Funny Lore"
“Destiny 2 Shaxx's Horn"
“Destiny 2 Funny"
Thanks for watching! Im Evade and ill catch ya in the next one

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@jesusrivas2941 3 года назад

I like the idea of female Guardians trying to flip their hair and awkwardly realizing they have a helmet on.

@julianr8544 3 года назад

That was the best part for me lol

@LupeSunglass Год назад

i find using the hair spray emote on my female exo funny as well

@arthureaterofworlds5176 3 года назад

You'll never get that glimmer back Guardians after massacring an entire species: "What?"

@TheRealSylent 3 года назад

I go to spider 😂

@BulkDiscipleOfTheFitness 3 года назад

i would like your comment but the number of likes is kinda nice tbf

@paleoprodigy1044 3 года назад

@@BulkDiscipleOfTheFitness I'll like it. You dare me?

@herobrine_1_ 3 года назад

LOL who cares about glimmer we can get it anytime. If they win we get the horn and plus this is a funny prank.

@Berny517 3 года назад

Spider

@user-ty2ry2sk2w 3 года назад

TLDR: warlocks are broke hunters are getting banned from the crusible and titans are eating crayons again

@ritzkit1244 3 года назад

Sounds about right

@TheseBygones 3 года назад

@@ritzkit1244 jotünn..... You scare me...

@ritzkit1244 3 года назад

@@TheseBygones Just trying to toast some bread :(

@user-ty2ry2sk2w 3 года назад

@@TheseBygones Fear the toaster. It knows no mercy.

@markstolin8693 3 года назад

They ain’t eating crayons They smoking them

@HDTDNOVIV 3 года назад

Dude went above and beyond and made an entire lore Machinima. Love it!

@oh033 3 года назад

Remind me of the old days

@hastursonofyog-sothoth4411 3 года назад

I just realized, the Titans knew Hunters were going to win, bet on them, and so that when the Hunters win the guardian games they win their bet and therefore lose out on nothing

@Vash_Carrison 3 года назад

Big Brain Crayon moves.

@xdsmile5359 3 года назад

Crayons give titans braincells

@TheRealSylent 3 года назад

You heard that wrong. It was a joke. They never knew hunters were going to win. They did it because they thought it would affect the way the hunters played.

@TheRealSylent 3 года назад

Thus why they get the nick name crayon eaters

@hastursonofyog-sothoth4411 3 года назад

@@TheRealSylent And like that you've missed the joke

@TheGuardingDark_ 3 года назад

Titan: *picks up Warlock* Warlock: “w-what do you think you’re doing?!” Titan: “Folding your clothes.” Warlock: “But I’m still IN them you Hippopotamic landmass!” Titan: “That’s your problem, not mine.”

@walker7753 2 года назад

Made me spit my drink readin this XD

@skylenxander4768 2 года назад

Also know as involuntary yoga

@jonathanh.2483 3 года назад

Titans had a few too many crayons, Hunters are mentally unstable, and Warlocks are out here plotting unnecessary complex sabotages when we Titans are stupid enough to lose on our own. These guys are humanity’s last hope.

@Handles-Suck-YouTube 3 года назад

Well. We're boned.

@rsflores6090 3 года назад

Me as a hunter main *I HAVE BEEN OFFENDED BY SOMETHING I ONE HUNDRED PERCENT AGREE WITH*

@purevessel6026 3 года назад

We are Fucked

@TehBoiToad 3 года назад

That Arcstrider makes me wanna beat him relentlessly with the staff

@Darknessblade4me 3 года назад

Always bet on the unstable ones in that case. atleast there IS a chance they save you. If not mutually kill both sides.

@coledavis5194 3 года назад

When Bungie canonically says titans are idiots. HEHE...crayon taste good.

@Handles-Suck-YouTube 3 года назад

Clearly, you missed what's actuall going on. Give it another listen! There actually is something quite sneaky going on there.

@caydethegovir 3 года назад

I may be an idiot,but i'm not stupid you know

@ChextheVes4451 3 года назад

@@Handles-Suck-RU-vid Whaatt.. Nonsense!

@annoyingjager8863 3 года назад

@@caydethegovir “I’m a fool not a idiot”

@viktoriyaserebryakov2755 3 года назад

Didn't they call that meme toxic and now they change their mind again?

@theelite49 3 года назад

"Warlocks imitating titans" They aren't "titans" if they don't punch a cursed thrall

@leemaclennan3896 3 года назад

@@GreenGreen-bo5qe Agreed

@FishyTheKobold 3 года назад

We don't punch, we use the force

@azzengoat7242 3 года назад

As a warlock main I do this from a day to day basis. At least i can recover from it with a rift

@akepotb669 3 года назад

@@azzengoat7242 Welcome Brother

@azzengoat7242 3 года назад

@@akepotb669 little did you know... Im an ex titan main. I simply just gained a few more braincells through punching a warlock and getting their blood on my bath towel

@lukefurno1151 3 года назад

I love how you acted out these lore tabs Very entertaining!

@odin688 3 года назад

Us Hunters all be eating popcorn absolutely enthralled by the things Titans do

@placeholdernameamistupid 3 года назад

Fax lmao

@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahi 3 года назад

goes both ways

@MothFable 3 года назад

Don’t they just eat crayons?

@theloveseatlords6649 3 года назад

@Doomsoul909 Can confirm, yes we do. I’ve just finished my third pack. Want one?

@odin688 3 года назад

@@theloveseatlords6649 👀

@Lodurrson 3 года назад

One of the writers at Bungie recently learned the word ‘guffaw’ and takes every chance to use it lol

@arkslippyjunior7773 3 года назад

These titans feel like the most genuine titans I have ever seen

@deadcut7282 3 года назад

By genuine you mean unreasonbly stupid.

@August_G 3 года назад

@@deadcut7282 that’s what he meant

@herobrine_1_ 3 года назад

@@deadcut7282 you obviously don't get the genius of it. Winning the guardian games sucks rather have something else like the horn which is where the gambling comes in.

@herobrine_1_ 3 года назад

See we found out last year winning the guardian games is absolutely awful you hardly get shit from it

@deadcut7282 3 года назад

@@herobrine_1_ i'm not complaining about the horn don't get me wrong. But isn't this suppose to like the olympics? If you're gonna tamper with the gains of anything. Then it loses it's value.

@kineticstar 3 года назад

Those titans are definitely 24 crayons short of a 64 count.

@ua7zay973 3 года назад

Hey I don't hide in smoke. I'm an electrified pole dancer. 😏

@CamobatmanHunter 3 года назад

I'm a DEATH BLIZZARD

@shadowtear101 3 года назад

And I'm a suppressor grenade 😃

@lunar-1340 3 года назад

Pole dance like your life depends on it. ... I do, however vanish on dodge.

@neutralized246 3 года назад

And I have a delete button for every yellow bar in the game

@PsychoInYou 3 года назад

I shoot people with the sun! :D

@Rigel_6 3 года назад

Gotta love how both Warlocks AND Hunters roast Titans every chance they get... and Titans just proceed to keep munching on crayons

@neutralized246 3 года назад

What do u even mean by crayon eaters tho?

@arcadeinvader8086 3 года назад

@@neutralized246 Titans

@JOHNSMITH-vx5yz 3 года назад

But i hate crayons,,, they get stuck in me teeth. 😕😕😕😕😕😕

@noahleonard2481 3 года назад

@@JOHNSMITH-vx5yz try snorting them

@TehBoiToad 3 года назад

@@noahleonard2481 Crayola coke

@barackobama6858 3 года назад

The gambling is more interesting then the guardian games

@lynnmckenney1987 3 года назад

"Taking glimmer bets on this 1v1 people!"

@Ayanuli_ 3 года назад

You must be a titan

@lynnmckenney1987 3 года назад

@@Ayanuli_ hunter here, I'd rather bet glimmer on the gg's than do more bounties 🤦‍♂️

@scorch3677 3 года назад

the gambling games

@ebillicus3968 3 года назад

By faaaaarrrrrrrrrr

@generalowen4344 3 года назад

I don’t “hide in smoke”, it’s a tactic called “escaping the meta”

@DrSnuffles 3 года назад

There is no escaping the meta. You can no on Nessus and a fucking felwinter will hit you from twilight gap. Don’t even get me started on chaperone. Oh what’s that? A Mida? Cute. Pop. Pop. Dead. Thanks igneous

@zyphurite 3 года назад

@@DrSnuffles at least with chaperone you actually have to aim unless you get lucky with a hipfire.

@DrSnuffles 3 года назад

@@zyphurite true

@jillheaden2650 3 года назад

I’m still laughing at “cabal pinups”

@eageraurora879 3 года назад

The implications are horrifying

@TidalWavesLion 3 года назад

@@eageraurora879 SpeAK for yourself. Female Cabal have tusks and that makes them look more interesting than male Cabal.

@fatasswithvr 3 года назад

8:38 *Orb of Light intensifies*

@2bornot2b99 3 года назад

nice Kardia profile pic

@brendanbeardy9190 3 года назад

that kid is packing some serious weaponry, got himself a handcannon form trials, and went flawless to boot.

@WhoisPersona 3 года назад

*My Hunter* "Oh cool I am planning on betting on Hunters as well, they'll never see it coming."

@caydethegovir 3 года назад

I love how BUNGIE made us the most stupid class, that's fucking awesome!

@qualityshloimy 3 года назад

"When the only tool you have is a Titan, every hammer begins to look like a nail" as a former titan main I found this equally hilarious and offensive lmao

@Become-Eggplant 2 года назад

I mean, They're not wrong. I just summon my Hammer and start hammering these nails. Tho Zavala told me not to do that since the Nails melted, and I accidentally lit a residential district on fire.

@hiimpugeiner527 3 года назад

I wish we had lore on basketball courts somewhere in the Destiny universe. My guardian has been dunking for years but has yet to see a single basketball court.

@solewuzzyfuzzy 3 года назад

I love how you acted out the lore it was amazing.

@joon-young9589 3 года назад

agreed

@lilvampire7439 3 года назад

Everyone’s ganging up on the Titans

@Makyun9192 3 года назад

Not like zavala didnt basically ask for it this year...

@TheRealSylent 3 года назад

@@Makyun9192 True that! 😂

@TheRealSylent 3 года назад

Especially with how they did hunters last year.

@helios9296 3 года назад

Seriously hunters let titans win last year, and titans were assholes for an entire year. Plus if you see the video, even titans are betting against themselves.

@lilvampire7439 3 года назад

@@helios9296 cope and seethe

@pathfinder3888 3 года назад

“Son of a dreg” best thing I’ve ever heard

@Rt4LP4C4 3 года назад

3:19 This kind of humor makes Warlocks sound like geeks with their own inside jokes which I'm all for. This is coming from a Warlock main.

@M-D-K 3 года назад

Those are hilarious. I don't think I'd have read them had it not been for this video; it's like a Red Vs Blue crossover 🤣

@CaptainPilipinas 3 года назад

no it just shows true appearances. Despite the Situation within the franchise.

@M-D-K 3 года назад

@@CaptainPilipinas wut?

@TrueGamerGurl 3 года назад

@@M-D-K It's okay, the joke just flew over his head.

@herobrine_1_ 3 года назад

@@TrueGamerGurl yeap . All the Titans looked at each other and had the same thought. this is so funny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Can't wait to see the look on their faces. When they realize what it was like for us last year.

@TrueGamerGurl 3 года назад

@@herobrine_1_ literally, I wasn't around last year for the games, and it was a shame that hunters lost every day after the 1st, so I'm putting my all in to help win xd

@ivansSpam 3 года назад

Lmao the fact you tried to reenact the lore in game honestly helps a lot understand what’s going on

@tracyvanguard1708 3 года назад

‘A fire team of 3 Hunters sauntered over...’ *insert high speed zooms*

@mikezenox 3 года назад

Shaxx's horn for.... A legendary hc and some engrams. Seems legit. " *HUNTERS RULE!* "

@brianlindauer4084 3 года назад

Wow! This was top notch my man. You really brought these lore tabs to life. Although...as a Titan main, I'm not sure I should be applauding these entries...but *dang*! They're perfect.

@aphantomsong5262 3 года назад

Bungie throwing hands at all classes in these lore tabs

@felipeneves7260 3 года назад

Hold on a second there buster, did you just say "Cabal pin-ups"? Oh my god, its the snake brothel from X-com all over again! Godamnit Bungie, let a joke be a joke, don't open this padora box.

@legendarywolfgeneral5572 3 года назад

Too late, its already on the internet, no amount of begging will stop this once its begun

@darkmatterrage2531 3 года назад

"the fireteam leader, a sun breaker" wearing helm of saint-14 for some reason... like a TRUE titan.

@strawberrypetal6736 3 года назад

When you guys acted out the lore tab is golden to me.

@dizcord2169 3 года назад

I’ve never had more joy finding out that Titans are canonically this stupid. I love it

@herobrine_1_ 3 года назад

No if you ever win a guardian games you'll understand God that was awful. We're rather have the horn that's why the gambling is the big deal this is a very funny ass joke

@violentvegan5544 3 года назад

“Hunters rule!” has got to be a reference to billy Madison’s “O’Doyle rules!” I even read it in the same voice 😂

@CptOriginal 3 года назад

Hunters dont rule, there loseing 7 to 19

@ascendantchameliasapostle2580 3 года назад

@@CptOriginal nah

@Myke1992 3 года назад

Or fallout 3 with ‘tunnel snakes rule’

@CptOriginal 3 года назад

@@ascendantchameliasapostle2580 this isnt an opinion this is a fact, hunters are loseing. titans have 19 wins hunters have 7

@stezuxx 3 года назад

@@CptOriginal I’m from the future, we lost to hunters 😂

@EarCat 3 года назад

Is it just me or did the titans in that lore tab have one too many crayons stuck up their noses?

@jeremygeller9145 3 года назад

Sounds about right to me

@poipi5068 3 года назад

Damn titans cant do shit without hunters crying about it

@moosechuckle4335 3 года назад

@@poipi5068 ....I'm just gonna ignore how ass backwards that is and instead I'm just gonna point out that this was a joke... seriously I can TASTE the fuckin salt

@AaronJ995 3 года назад

@@moosechuckle4335 imma Titan and even I’m saddened by the salt off this guy. Remember what Zavala said, it’s just a friendly competition

@moosechuckle4335 3 года назад

@@AaronJ995 Lmao there's a huge rivalry between hunters and titans but there's always some that love sitting back and watching the chaos😂

@zahiar 3 года назад

Thank you for acting this

@dianayoder1285 3 года назад

You had me laughing so hard I cried.

@gianlucaaleman4978 3 года назад

The single best way to explain de lore hahahahaha

@wanderer2657 3 года назад

I imagine this is similar to what lore entries would be like if Husky Raid did them and I love it.

@poetscotty 3 года назад

As the Warlock Siegnir I don't know what you talking about

@nytro2765 8 месяцев назад

8:32 "Tulnik was leaning against the tower looking at cabal pinups" Excuse me, looking at WHAT NOW??!

@britanniadix5580 3 года назад

LEAD TITAN IN SKIT: *is a Sunbreaker* BUT ALSO: *is wearing a Helm of Saint-14* THIS TITAN, WHO REMEMBERS D1 CRUCIBLE: Yup, checks out. What a fun way to show off the Lore here, Evade! Love the little sketches and your choice of - well, everything for Tully. Also kinda can't believe Bungie got away with using "jackass" in the Lore, though it's great they did.

@CristiMirt 3 года назад

I'd like to see a tv show with these characters :D

@thedootslayer8137 3 года назад

"Can titans punch super hard?" The striker: "Yes."

@Matt-il7hr 3 года назад

Is anyone going to point out that there are now canonically cabal pinup magazines? And apparently you can get them in the last city?

@lordskull372 3 года назад

I freaking knew The hunters had something to do with shaxxs horn

@deleted5656 3 года назад

As an Ex Titan main, I can confirm this train of thought.....

@markiatto_4292 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣 crayon eaters never fail to amaze

@crow625 3 года назад

" Hunters that have stolen shaxxs other horn " Me and the hunter fire team looking for zavala's mix tape : 👀

@Dleach88 3 года назад

As a Titan, i can in fact confirm... that we are that dense

@noahleonard2481 3 года назад

Ah yes, Titans, the only things dense enough to sink in the Dead Sea.

@macslapss50 3 года назад

these skits are very well done. id love to see a whole story, or something, made by yall.good work!

@SnowyMountain160 3 года назад

10/10 acting

@hokziii 3 года назад

Nobody gonna touch on "looking at cabal pinups" at 8:28??? No???? Okay

@JayJay-oh1tw 3 года назад

I laughed so hard some crayon shot out of my mouth!

@Vigil_no_dad 3 года назад

This channel is the best, I love the interactivity!

@brandonmiele4430 3 года назад

Great addition role playing these scenes in game! Helped me keep all of the names and story straight. Very entertaining.

@autobot1stlieutenantjazz980 3 года назад

"Much better at fighting" my ass I've 3 tapped (deadmans tale catalyst) far to many titans who thought it was warlock brained idea to use a charging melee.

@jacquesalas4294 3 года назад

Loved this, especially how you guys acted it out 👏👏👏👏👍

@timb0wslice130 3 года назад

Now this is the way to make lore video. Recording the video to match the lore reading makes this better than even byf's lore vids

@spartanjeffrey9993 3 года назад

I really love the little skits you made for the lore entries

@Ohlalaura 3 года назад

This was awesome, looking forward for more of this top notch acting 😁

@gabrielneeley264 2 года назад

I like this way of lore, like acting it out. Helps visualize it better. Great job on the video brotato chip 👏 👍

@weavernutz22 3 года назад

Well that’s was a funny lore video. Well done

@patrickbarrio101 3 года назад

I love the skits bro keep it up lmao it was great!

@Psyphonyx_Life 3 года назад

Awesome Cinematics... Fond memories of Red vs Blue.... Thank you.

@Thee_outlaw 3 года назад

This was great! Way better story than the actual games lol

@Nevermind-fb9tt 3 года назад

This is the best keep doing those type of videos

@warriorblade9092 3 года назад

I think that's hilarious 😂😂😂🤣☠️! I'm dieing laughing. That's what happened to shaxs horn I always thought he lost it in some battle like badass but hunters actually stole it from him and put it up as a bet. That explains why he never got it back. Though I bet those death dealers probably got death delivered when shax got his hands on them.

@PlatnumCy 3 года назад

this is hilarious! Well done Evade.

@CabalPhalanx 3 года назад

Oh my god the skits were hilarious!

@barendnaude4950 3 года назад

Awesome video, love the way you did it. Also, some comic relieve lore is very welcome, but can't help to wonder if there’s anything ~important~ hidden in there?

@mynameispi883 3 года назад

Those titans were high on crayons lol🤣🤣

@livenovels3068 3 года назад

8:46 "The fireteam leader, a Sunbreaker." Me: *notice the Sunbreaker Titan wearing Saint 14 helmet.* 👁👄👁 hmm..interesting. Great video though!

@rowanprosser703 3 года назад

Cabal pin-ups? Oh dear🤣

@reesedigital1527 3 года назад

I had tears from laughing so much from this video. It was hilarious.

@ursafuriosaa 3 года назад

"Cabal pinups" I never thought I would hear this in my life.

@archiespapa6501 3 года назад

That was awesome man. Great job!

@justspamkiller607 3 года назад

I'm only 2min in and this is great must keep going now. Love your vids keep going don't stop😂

@razerade 3 года назад

they mentioned hunter blink now give us blink back bungie

@Hannisah13 3 года назад

Bungie: one exotic mask, take it or leave it.

@rahmann999 3 года назад

This is great. Awesome job

@Skywatcher16 3 года назад

me, a warlock main: "hey, im not bad with my money!" my glimmer pocket: "so your collections are empty and im the one thats full?" me again: "but.... but... lore.... :( "