Detective Bittenbinder Takes Issue with John Mulaney's Standup

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When James asks John Mulaney about Det. J.J. Bittenbinder, the man who taught him street smarts as a kid, the two and Zooey Deschanel realize they all received questionable self defense advice as children.
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@brookeit4527 5 лет назад

James: He’s here tonight- John: NAH NAH NAH SISTER. YOU AINT GETTIN ME TO NO SECONDARY LOCATION.

@theguyintheworks8838 3 года назад

YOU WANT IT? GO GET IT! *-Runs away-*

@soniccookie655 3 года назад

Who drew your avatar?

@almaerica563 3 года назад

3:33

@jillianrose6161 3 года назад

I would like this twice if I could

@BriRog68 3 года назад

Omg! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@francisa.1768 5 лет назад

them: “he’s here!” john: *taking his engraved silver money clip that has $50 in it* “yoU WANT IT GO GET IT” *throws and runs*

@wysmesantom8066 5 лет назад

beccaaa a. You beat me to it! Touche` hahahahah

@nhogan84 5 лет назад

Now they've thrown him off his rhythm.

@derekgorski770 5 лет назад

Nicholas Hogan I remember that lime I died😂

@DUK3S1LV3R 5 лет назад

STREET SMARTS

@bridgetclooney3453 4 года назад

beccaaa a. LOL 😂

@eddieee2 5 лет назад

"He's here tonight" John: 0_0 James: and now I've thrown him off his rhythm

@thewhited-rose668 5 лет назад

Yes

@RA-bc5cs 4 года назад

Oh god help me

@RA-bc5cs 4 года назад

I cant breathe

@ehbepbepbepbepbep4756 4 года назад

•.0 *he’s here*

@krisdeltarun 4 года назад

I STRAIGHT UP SNORTED

@daltonfilho835 5 лет назад

"J J Bitterbinder is here tonight!" John: *drops backpack and run away*

@Lowkey_abby2229 4 года назад

i would like this comment but its at 666 so yeah

@annikempton299 4 года назад

bahkpak

@ellaisleepy9199 4 года назад

You want it, go get it!

@giaisbored5580 4 года назад

that’ll surely throw him of his *rhythm*

@ellaisleepy9199 4 года назад

@@giaisbored5580 now I reach in to his jacket pocket where I had planted a gram of coke and I go "whoa, what the fuck is this"

@alanramos6362 5 лет назад

“He’s here” *throws mug on ground* “SCATTER!”

@cranial_bait 5 лет назад

Alan Ramos that’ll surely *throw him off his rhythm*

@janetsnakehole1849 5 лет назад

I have so much respect for you

@biancalauren4981 4 года назад

Rat tat touille !!!

@chaoticgoodcreations947 4 года назад

(Gets to a fence around the studio) "I NEVER CLIMBED A FENCE THIS HIGH BEFORE"

@afan3258 4 года назад

And then I wake up at home.

@glitterymoth 6 лет назад

john saw his life flash before his eyes when james said bittenbinder was there

@timcosgrove707 5 лет назад

Samantha he was really thrown off his rhythm

@skriddlehiddles 5 лет назад

Tim Cosgrove he needed a butter knife and a bottle of seltzer water

@DB-su4ke 5 лет назад

he thought he was gonna be taken to a secondary location

@largehippo2408 4 года назад

Where is your street smarts now

@gabrielaguilar9345 4 года назад

@Grace Magee executively produced by Dick Wolf

@spoonmanramil9069 6 лет назад

"My name is John Mulaney. And I'm the Fastest Man Alive."

@thebookishgirlie5279 6 лет назад

Omg that's so true. He looks just like Grant Gustin

@2yoyoyo1Unplugged 5 лет назад

Only when Bittenbinder is present.

@hanaomer4419 5 лет назад

*Funniest

@carlinkag2525 5 лет назад

Glad I'm not the only person who thought that 😂😂😂

@ashb7 5 лет назад

*Fastest tall child alive, FTFY

@tabbybful 6 лет назад

i dead ass thought he made that man up with that name and mustache for comedic purposes so i'm surprised he is real lmao.

@elizadotexe 5 лет назад

XXI He even has a wikipedia page

@brooke1135 4 года назад

he has a book i think

@kurtisstoleyourgender9620 4 года назад

john mulaney lives a life worth 1000nd lifes. i don‘t think any of his stories are fake tbh

@ArtemisScribe 4 года назад

the old guy who talked about ducks that John talked about in The Comeback Kid is real too. I looked him up and found pictures of him and he looked exactly as John described him.

@dragonflies6793 4 года назад

Until I actually went to Netflix and watched the special, I just saw references to JJ Bittenbinder all over and I assumed it was some bit he did on SNL. Nope!

@TheJelibeen 4 года назад

John looks like he's constantly trying to stop himself launching into the standup material after 150 shows

@ambergirl986 3 года назад

OMG that’s true😂

@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 3 года назад

It's like that episode of The Simpsons where Krusty is unable to be serious on camera.

@ausernameiguess7058 3 года назад

yess when he was describing Bittenbinder he looked like he was trying to make it different than the show

@ChaseFace Год назад

Comedians go onto talk shows specifically to plug their standup, which is why the hosts prompt them into the bit. They rehearse it beforehand too.

@fistfightfactory5727 4 года назад

"He's here". John: *shocked pikachu face*

@Siwajj38 3 года назад

Lol

@TheKillahKyla 2 года назад

I have never read anything more accurate than this

@Awesomest_chosen_one 6 лет назад

Okay but the sheer HORROR on John Mulaney’s face when James says J.J Bittenbinder is there

@cambryn 6 лет назад

"He's here tonight!" *John is about to take his money clip throw it and run!*

@trevanminnig3499 5 лет назад

Hill m Throw him off his rhythm!

@Nokomomo22 5 лет назад

Is your pfp Veronica?

@natenotsogreat1054 5 лет назад

“YOU WANT IT GO GET IT”

@myamartinez6155 5 лет назад

Throw him off his rhythm!

@laurenlee4471 4 года назад

Is that Veronica

@natofato1 6 лет назад

Mulaneys Jaw Drop when he said they brought bittenbinder to the show was beutiful

@pdchaa 6 лет назад

Nate Briggs I think his soul left his body

@thebrazilianatlantis165 6 лет назад

Bob Odenkirk has also mocked Bittenbinder, on Mr. Show.

@scoob1670 6 лет назад

*beautiful

@LorieLynn 6 лет назад

Jackboot Shaman Gaming - Yes it was. However, JJ Bittenbinder also did several tours giving talks. Several of those tour stops were at elementary schools and the like. So it is entirely possible that he was at John's School a few times.

@patdnorton 6 лет назад

Jackboot Shaman Gaming Lorie Lynn’s comment in correct, but also, he was a Chicago PD Detective. He currently lives in the area too. Look up the article. It’s pretty funny

@fruitcakemtdew 4 года назад

“And he’s here tonight!” John: *drops to the ground and starts kicking upwards*

@cameronsitton501 3 года назад

Unlike the Lindbergh baby, he's got his steel-toed boots

@CriticalGeminiHero 6 лет назад

My mom couldn't stop laughing at the Street Smarts part because she was taught the exact same program when she was a kid!!!

@sarabe2130 6 лет назад

CriticalGeminiHero Your here???? Why are you here??????? Of all things beside CR, this video???

@CriticalGeminiHero 6 лет назад

Honestly, I posted this thinking I was on my personal account at the time XD

@SamAronow 6 лет назад

My lawn, etc.

@Zoe-bt9pg 6 лет назад

My mom was crying laughing by the end of his billabong xxl T-shirt skit lmao

@charliebrown5755 5 лет назад

My God he is gorgeous

@indiajane8170 6 лет назад

“He’s here tonight” I could just hear John getting his Alka seltzer tablet ready

@swiishy_ 3 года назад

for that foaming at the mouth affect

@chrysanna8896 3 года назад

@@swiishy_ that makes him look like he has rabies, now he's thrown him off his rhythm

@ambergirl986 3 года назад

@@chrysanna8896 I reach into his jacket pocket and pull out a gram of coke i planted there earlier

@Utuber1265 6 лет назад

Two of the most old-timey young people on one couch. Their speech patterns and accents are straight from the 1880s.

@gladimadeit 6 лет назад

Petreanna Aching omg YES that's the best way to describe them!

@coco-rg3bm 6 лет назад

i love them both lol

@amethyst0285 6 лет назад

Petreanna Aching What the hell are you talking about?

@alix14359 6 лет назад

Maybe the 1950s 😂

@odar_8689 6 лет назад

Petreanna Aching that doesn’t even make sense

@laurahewitt5451 6 лет назад

I went to St. Clements' and what doesn't get brought up is this guy would take the girls aside for a *special* class. He told us if someone tried to snatch us off the street, we should 1. pee or vomit on ourselves; 2. pretend to faint because criminals are too lazy to pick up a person and people would look at him weirdly if he was carrying a passed-out seventh-grader. He really was big on "throw them off their rhythm" and quite terrifying.

@DezerayHope 5 лет назад

Laura Hewitt all of these are very good techniques. I'm sure vomiting on someone would throw them off their rhythm

@MrsJenBardall 5 лет назад

But you know what, he’s not wrong. As an adult woman I have a number of ideas in my head for what to do if I get attacked. It’s unfortunate but that’s the way of the world. He might’ve been a little gentler about it but he wanted to be remembered if something bad did happen.

@JuliaN-fi9zw 4 года назад

That’s actually really good advice. If someone ever tries to grab you try and go for the insides of their feet or their eyes. I’m not joking, rip out their fucking eyes if you need to. If you really can’t get away just try and vomit on yourself or piss/shit yourself it’s likely to make a kidnapper go away

@3star4life 4 года назад

*writes down techniques* uh-huh, uh-huh. Can you spell rhythm for me?

@yalejosie 4 года назад

@@JuliaN-fi9zw another weak spot is the outside of the thighs!!!!

@k_a_y_l_e_e 6 лет назад

"The guy that sells balloons: don't go near that guy," "Alright..." Idk why but this made me laugh really hard.

@therealalli571 5 лет назад

k a y l e e I could be wrong but I feel like he’s referring to John Wayne Gacy.

@FlyMeUpSoHigh 5 лет назад

I think it's just a general reference to the old stereotype that those who sell balloons/candy/things that attract children are molesters/pedophiles/kidnappers. I remember being told not to get too close to this old street vendor who would give free candy to young kids when I was growing up. Just a few years ago, I took my brother to the park and someone told me to make sure to stay/keep my brother away from the balloon guy.

@chaosboot6054 5 лет назад

why do they look like a couple from the 1960’s

@b8376 5 лет назад

odibex Zooey definitely gives off Peggy vibes

@Lauren-hq8uf 5 лет назад

they look like midge and joel maisel!

@critter8132 5 лет назад

@@Lauren-hq8uf lord you're right

@tinycrownarts3145 4 года назад

Angela Clevenger it’s because they are lmao

@bradypostma5167 4 года назад

John would make a great Darrin on a remake of Bewitched.

@SaraStar7373 6 лет назад

James: I love the street smarts routine John: oh yeah thanTHERE WAS A DETECTIVE NAMED JJ BITTENBINDER

@itssaigeysaige 6 лет назад

john's face when james says bittenbinder is there i M DEAD

@TemProduction 6 лет назад

ikr

@lettersviastars 6 лет назад

where?

@alittlefrog2395 6 лет назад

Acosmic 3:38

@JayEyedWolf 6 лет назад

you take a man with anxiety and surprise-attack him with a man he made a joke about and never thought he'd have to talk to, ever, and he dies On The Spot

@tejaswoman 5 лет назад

Truly, he looks like he's literally crapping his pants.

@wyn001 6 лет назад

Look at that Tall Child

@lila7500 6 лет назад

ugh// GET SOME REST TALL CHILD

@alyssacamacho1886 6 лет назад

You can't keep burning the candle at both ends!

@aminalcrossing3433 5 лет назад

yknow, he has some really feminine hips.

@rosemarybailey8364 5 лет назад

jom He is very sensitive about his feminine hips.

@SamuelThomasFraser 5 лет назад

That's a proud Asian-American woman right there.

@GavrielAbrahams 6 лет назад

OMG I REMEMBER THAT ASSEMBLY NOW! Bittenbinder made me too afraid to let my on grandfather drive me home from school one day, because it wasn't planned (he just happened to be driving past the school at let-out time, and saw me walking home). Mind you, I saw my grandparents, my moms parents, weekly. They were my secondary caretakers... but "Grandpa might be trying this ONE TIME to kidnap me."

@judi7238 5 лет назад

Throw a money clip at your grandfather and run _STREET SMARTS_

@PTp1ranha 5 лет назад

Statistically, I think it's said that more kids are endangered by people they know than by total strangers. So there's that. Not that I think your grandpa was up to something.

@tylerbradfield2582 5 лет назад

Jeff b....fuckin weirdo

@kevins5600 5 лет назад

He might try and take you to a secondary location

@wysmesantom8066 5 лет назад

Judi W. That never gets old! Hahah

@thexen 6 лет назад

Zooey & John not having a show together would be a crime against humanity. They're variety talk-show gold. A Carol Burnett Show format would be a hit with them.

@msminmichigan 5 лет назад

OMG yes!

@ligeiaztomb2755 5 лет назад

Yes. This.

@MegaHotdiggity 5 лет назад

Rly?! I thought Zooey was awk AF there

@Nightling727 4 года назад

I’m the thousandth like

@tiffanyhilgendorf3356 2 года назад

Omg yes!!!!!

@lissaiceblade 5 лет назад

The look of pure panic on Mulaney's face when he was told the detective was there XD All the things he learned came rushing back to him in that one moment

@asdabir 6 лет назад

These three together are like the epitome of feel-good ness

@georgie488 5 лет назад

Who’s the woman?

@alifmuhammadchicago 4 года назад

Zooey D

@bellas6176 3 года назад

James: We've actually tracked him down and he's here! John: This might as well happen, adult life is already so goddamn weird

@charleebyrd3561 5 лет назад

James: hes here tonight John: throws money clip and runs off *STREET SMARTS*

@rachelrecycles369 6 лет назад

Detective Bittenbinder is from Buffalo and my parents said that is a SPOT on impersonation of him.

@stevie5550 5 лет назад

“He’s here tonight.!” “I gathered my things and shuffled away....feeling.. different”

@vgmrevisited832 6 лет назад

It’s interesting to watch Mulaney’s first special and compare to this one. Very cool to see the development of a stand up: not rushing through bits, embodying the persona, the increase in comfort and confidence on stage. He’s killin’ it.

@Penguin-zp6yt 4 года назад

James: we were like cats Hollywood: WRITE THAT DOWN

@cameronsitton501 3 года назад

NOOO

@avachristiansen7703 4 года назад

“He’s here tonight!” *John starts frantically searching around in his pocket to retrieve a packet of Alka Seltzer plus he keeps in there at all times*

@UrLocalBandNerd 3 года назад

he keeps the Alka Seltzer in a money clip

@Lifeisnot4sale 6 лет назад

I would love to see something with both John and Zooey - feel like they'd have good chemistry.

@rick_zanx 6 лет назад

Lifeisnot4sale Yes!!! I was just thinking the same thing

@flala2261 6 лет назад

🙌🏻💯

@gaelic229 6 лет назад

he could visit the new girl apartment.

@HoraceInkling 6 лет назад

No. Never. She's a robot.

@pyrolopez854 6 лет назад

Both are married

@makotocarolin 3 года назад

James: “Here’s here tonight!” John: nah nah sister you ain’t taking me to no secondary location

@sha2424 6 лет назад

john's laugh when she said street education 10/10

@asei231 3 года назад

It was kinda pure ngl

@kingofallcosmosever 6 лет назад

Detective J.J. Bittenbinder is my boyfriend’s grandpa 😂😂

@AdaylnTheLifeOf 6 лет назад

kingofallcosmosever wait seriously?? I know anything is true on the internet but that would be the best thing

@weiyin8046 6 лет назад

YO WHAT

@thesleepyDM 6 лет назад

we need a follow up here dude

@fishmagee5135 6 лет назад

WOOOAH

@ng23242 5 лет назад

You can’t just drop that information like a money clip and run like that

@cryistal500 6 лет назад

All of these references become weird when I think about the fact that I went to school with JJ Bittenbinder's grandson.. who shares the same name (John Joseph)

@keetopuffs 6 лет назад

I am in love with that whole idea lol

@beek.4860 3 года назад

someone else in this comment section says that he's their boyfriend's grandpa - you guys might know each other!

@inkdragon3455 3 года назад

The look of pure feral fear in John's eyes when they said he was there lol

@taurusityluv1357 6 лет назад

John is effortlessly funny

@lei_zsketches 4 года назад

THATS WHAT IT IS

@paulkim6631 6 лет назад

And it was at that moment that John realized he forgot his silver clip with a $50 dollar bill

@ValensBellator 3 года назад

Zooey is giving off “drunk but I’m really trying to listen” vibes, always laughing or reacting earlier than she should 😂

@natalie5027 6 лет назад

3:41 AND NOW YOU’VE THROWN HIM OFF HIS RYTHEM

@DaxRaider 6 лет назад

wow John Mulaney looks like an old Grand Gustin xD

@YOJOmonkey54 6 лет назад

Holly but like at the same time young grant gustin?

@samuelsampson3804 6 лет назад

Holly my name is barry allen and i am....STREET SMARTS!

@evansspotter 6 лет назад

Don’t insult my boy John like that

@bellav8207 6 лет назад

Grant Gustin looks like an older John Mulaney

@dove10157 6 лет назад

he actually got mistaken for grant one day and there's an interview somewhere about it hahaha

@stacysnp 5 лет назад

How would John know about the cowboy hats if he supposedly never wore them there?

@jonathangarmuth8975 4 года назад

You should be a detective!

@maryfortin6295 4 года назад

Small town of 700.

@VideoKilledTheHeros 4 года назад

@@maryfortin6295 John's from Chicago. James was the one from the town of 700 people.

@valhalla1240 6 лет назад

J.J. Bittenbinder exists o.O I have a whole new respect for John

@iheartjared74 6 лет назад

Valhalla of course he does! So does the salt and pepper diner (the old building at least).

@AdaylnTheLifeOf 6 лет назад

iheartjared74 the building is gone now 😭 I went by where it was last week

@iheartjared74 6 лет назад

AdaylnTheLifeOf oh no. I was literally driving aimlessly down Lincoln 3 days ago, didn't even think to look for it 😭

@AdaylnTheLifeOf 6 лет назад

iheartjared74 they must have just torn it down recently. It took them a while I thought it was gonna be gone right after they closed for the park project thing

@missoctober8859 6 лет назад

John is so likeable.

@scottianson5133 2 года назад

Thanks Redlettermedia for sending me down a J.J. Bittenbinder rabbit hole.

@Kerryjotx 4 года назад

I went to JJ Bittenbinder presentations for adults in Chicago in the mid-90a. What he taught was very important, very good, and I know it has helped keep me safe for over 25 years. He had been a homicide detective and he said one day he got tired of investigating the homicides and decided to change his career focus to prevent them.

@emercycrite 6 лет назад

John Mulaney is so handsome.

@marlowmorbid8531 5 лет назад

1:11 zooey's unsmiling laugh is so funny to me somehow

@YeshaSmith 6 лет назад

Is James Corden the only talk-show host, who doesn't sit behind his desk?

@RuthKoheifish 6 лет назад

Graham Norton doesn't either, and his interviews are insanely awesome! I 10/10 recommend you check him out. A good segment to start with is anything with Mark Ruffalo, , Jonah Hill, Mark Hamill, James McAvoy, Chris Pratt... most of his interviews are wonderful actually

@viola7052 6 лет назад

James Corden's talk show format is very similar to Graham Norton's (not behind a desk, multiple guests, flowing conversation etc) but Graham Norton did it first and does it better

@Katya_Lastochka 6 лет назад

He wants to be seen fully.

@norasmith2474 6 лет назад

Andy Cohen doesn't.

@brettgallant4231 6 лет назад

Comedy Bang Bang

@jasonc.parker4644 5 лет назад

I could see these three in a movie together. I'm thinking a 1930's-style screwball comedy. John Mulaney stars as Ronnie Bittenbinder, a man from a long line of Chicago law men who gave it all up to make it as a performer in The Big Apple. He plays nightclubs with his girlfriend, aspiring actress Lana LaVine (Kristen Bell). When his grandfather, J. J. Bittenbinder, is murdered by notorious mob boss Shugs McCoy (James Corden), Ronnie's mother sends him his grandfather's ten gallon hat. Unbeknownst to Ronnie, his grandfather's hat is encrusted with six million dollars worth of diamonds that J. J. stole from Shugs. When Mousey Honeycutt (Zooey Deschanel), a crackerjack Chicago news reporter comes to warn Ronnie, she is trailed by Shugs and his moll Trixie (Emma Stone) who will stop at nothing to get back the stolen diamonds . . . even murder.

@mxwhite97 4 года назад

Ok but like I need this

@dreamingofthemoon 4 года назад

HOLLYWOOD make it happen!!

@sidoniegabrielle269 3 года назад

you’re hired

@katnisshummel3450 6 лет назад

John Mulaney needs to be a voice actor too!!!

@jonasanthony212 6 лет назад

check out big mouth on netflix

@jacquigaynor9728 6 лет назад

he is!!!!! he's in this great show big mouth on netflix

@mercerthomas3808 6 лет назад

Mitti oh right that is him I love that

@TheShanicpower 6 лет назад

He’s gonna be in the animated Spider-Man movie coming out.

@rimurutempest4945 6 лет назад

TheShanicpower Yeah, he’s Spider-Ham.

@rdg0722 3 года назад

James: “he’s here tonight!” John: *throws a money clip and runs in the other direction*

@agentcheriee 5 лет назад

Hey dad, can I please have a silver money clip with a 50 dollar bill in it? Don’t worry, I’m only gonna chuck it into the sewer at the first sign of trouble. The man in the mustache told me to do it.

@thebookworm5048 3 года назад

5:19 That's when you bring a metal flashlight - it has a practical purpose (light) so no one would be weirded out by you carrying it, but if necessary, it can be a weapon...

@itsdarbee 4 года назад

“We were like cats” Me in 2020 still haunted by James in cats a movie i saw weeks ago: 😳😳😳

@BreakthroughRocks 6 лет назад

“We had a guy come and teach poetry. That’s a good skill to have too.” I expect nothing less from Zooey Deschanel.

@KiraOhmart 6 лет назад

ZOOEY YOUR DRESS OMG SO GOOD

@ladyshkspre 6 лет назад

Thank you! I scrolled down just to see if anyone else appreciated that gorgeous dress as much as I did. Such understated refinement, I love it!

@theonionqueen3519 5 лет назад

“Come back in 4 hours.” THEY WERE LIKE DOGS WITHOUT HORSES!!!

@missybarbour6885 6 лет назад

At my elementary school in the 90's we had this EXCEPT it was called "Kids 2 Kids" and it was high schoolers telling this stuff to elementary schoolers

@mundaneamazing 6 лет назад

Oh, dear.

@flipflopzthreeonethree1873 6 лет назад

JeezUS dude I'm sure that was a great idea

@haveagoodday629 5 лет назад

Sounds cooler

@emjenkins464 4 года назад

My school tried to fake this when nudes were a problem by putting on the assembly Powerpoints *2 years above* doesn't think this is cool or respectful...

@tejaswoman 5 лет назад

Finally watched Kid Gorgeous last night, and I was laughing so hard during the Bittenbinder bits, I nearly had to cut it off to save my own life so that I could stop and breathe.

@pepelq6ka 6 лет назад

Thats so true about the childhood in the 80s and 90s. We were going whereever we felt like and no one cared as long as we got back home for dinner

@HorribleSonofa 6 лет назад

Absolutely. All of us on our bikes or walking through the creek behind the apartment buildings having stupid adventures... and then home for dinner time. Didn’t matter what we were doing. Rock fights? Fine. And then dinner. And yet, they DID remind us that we were constantly under threat of kidnapping. (And I lived about 50 miles away from where Johnny Gosch disappeared from his paper route... so we KNEW it was true.) But I guess neighbors and daylight and friends made us invincible.

@hafabellaa 6 лет назад

John Mulaney wants us to know he’s not Grant Gustin but he almost turned into Barry Allen real quick 😂

@Ireland3 3 года назад

Right before James says “we’ve tracked him down” put the playback speed on the slowest mode and watch johns facial expressions 😂

@kelseysimmons6086 4 года назад

" we were like cats." well james is in the cats movie.....

@nurpopop 5 лет назад

I’ve been to the rodeo multiple times that John Mulaney mentions in this video (in Cody ,Wyoming) and now I have to live with the uncertainty that I might have seen JJ Bittenbinder and I don’t remember

@CBO4evr 6 лет назад

I remember seeing Bittenbinder on Oprah or something years ago. It always stuck with me when talked about never be allowed to be taken to a 2nd location if kidnapped

@Bumbaclartios 3 года назад

mulaney: there’s no better word to say in a chicago accent than back pack me at home: beckpeck

@Misterbrainturn 4 года назад

James: Bittenbinder is here! John: **punches through tailgate and waves** James: ...I think he’s turning left?

@StephanieDev 6 лет назад

JJ Bittenbinder went to my mom's school as well. #StreetSmarts

@oliviagrace6914 3 года назад

repent and turn to Christ before it’s too late

@imaloony8 6 лет назад

Damn, I wish Bittenbinder had actually been there.

@CasualMel 5 лет назад

are people avoiding the fact that when she talked about going out at night she looked over at John and went, "You know- like one does."

@AntonioToronto 2 года назад

John: gets shocked when he hears Bittenbinder is there James: “now I’ve thrown him off his rhythm”

@fakhiras5568 6 лет назад

Yeay John Mulaney is everywhere 💕💕

@serenar8772 6 лет назад

I’m from Chicago and now I’m trying to see if I say backpack like that 😂😂

@jill5681 5 лет назад

3:36 now you've thrown John off his rhythm

@GracieTheFashionista 6 лет назад

"And hes here tonight" lmao you could kinda see John die inside for a sec before he realized it was a joke 😂 like "oh fuck"

@michigo_ 6 лет назад

John’s face at 3:40 is so CUTE

@rebeccaastill3293 5 лет назад

5:33 Loki is quaking

@IfrahAhmad 6 лет назад

That's one gorgeous couch.

@saveriosalemme5366 6 лет назад

John needs to get his own talk show because I’m pretty sure he is the new Johnny Carson.

@luvyou-baby 6 лет назад

Fun interview, good guests

@unusannusfan9563 6 лет назад

Literally whenever me and my friend see each other we bend into a squat and fold our hands into praying hands yelling “STREETSMARTS!!” Even in public cause we have no dignity anymore 😂😂😂

@shmoopydarling 3 года назад

Zooey saying "you know, like one does" to John made my whole year

@andywilliamsflorida 5 лет назад

"Would you rather go home without your backpack or your underwear?" I died.

@boo3070 5 лет назад

I just saw the definition of fight or flight instincts 😂

@199453063 5 лет назад

Look at that proud Asian American woman cracking people up

@applcouch8373 5 лет назад

3:37 YOU WANT MY MONEY GO GET IT!! **throws Money clip**

@fishmagee5135 6 лет назад

the word 'vulnerable' sound amazing in James accent

@cloatmeal3195 6 лет назад

4:37 “your gonna throw someone off” THROW EM OFF THEIR RYTHM

@HokiePitcher22 2 года назад

Detective Bittenbinder walks in. John Mulaney throws money clip. "Go get it!"

@lambrisering2398 6 лет назад

My two favorite people on a couch being their lovely selves

@Scrittlescrattle 5 лет назад

3:40 That is the face of a man who has just seen Jesus and came back to tell about it

@SilentFlames907 5 лет назад

All I can imagine is some old couple just driving along and seeing a hand pop out of the taillight "MURIEL....call the police!! I think there may be some HINKY DOINGS afoot!!"