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My favorite thing to do on tour was every time someone would say the catchphrase "I'm going to take a shower." I would quickly respond "Leave it where it is, other people need to use it."
Full lyrics in case anyone wants to sing along Hotdogs for Breakfast 5…6...7…8... Hotdogs for breakfast Hotdogs for brekky Have myself a hotdog in a White sesame seed roll Hotdogs for brekky Hotdogs for brekky You can have a bit of salt On your hotdog for brekky But no more! Tell you why The doctor said there was salt on your hotdog It’s not good for your heart Havin’ a hotdog for brekky Just hotdog and tomato sauce Margarine if they’ve got it Margarine if they’ve got it Margarine if they’ve got it Hotdogs for brekky It’s 6 am man and It’s time for a hotdog Breakfast at 6am Get a snag and some bread Don’t mind it in a white piece of bread Doesn’t have to be in a roll for me Grilled onions put the sauce on top I like a hotdog for brekky Put it have it in my tum Yeahuhah with an ice coffee yum Thereayozach I’m goin a sometimes When you grer on a characters tum And it’s 6am time for a hotdog Zach George ah get’s pyres breakfast as well Everything is going on it’s going ok Laughter Hotdog for breakfast We you get up at 6 in the morning and You need to fill up your tum Some time to… Time to have a hotdog for breakfast Hotdog for brekky Havin’ a hotdog Why don’t you go into the shop and they’re in the water Their pickin’ them out n puttin’ them in a roll I’ll put the sauce on with me brekky It’ll cost 4 bucks with an ice coffee do and A five fifty there an ice…ice conf And then I’ll go to about 25 houses of young people who are rentin a property and then I’ll check their smoke detectors then I’ll get myself a home Then it’s straight to bed and then up in the mornin’ and havin’ myself a hotdog for breakfast I’ll say it second A couple o dimmies Goin’ chuck in A coupla dimmmies So for breakfast I’ll tell you what I had BREAK Can I have for breakfast A hotdog with margarine A hotdog with tomato sauce And of course a coupla dimmies Coupla dimmies on the side Hotdog for breakfast Hotdog for breakfast Hotdog for breakfast (yeah) At 6 am Hotdog for breakfast Hotdog for breakfast Hotdog for breakfast At 6 am Aw shit nothin’ but liquid All day all the day Don’t know why don’t go to the doctors either Don’t wanna know But I have a hotdog for breakfast At 6 am when I can get ’em And pull it out of the water or get it from a snag And from Bunnings or get ’em from a shop Hotdogs for breakfast is good gotta have it in my tummy And you know you should It’s so yummy when I have a dedur And a breakfast and a too and a shit, potato cakes too (Yeah) (Oh yeah) Not too much salt Sometimes I get a little hedgehog on the side A choccy little hedgehog with my hotdog for breakfast Mundun when you think about it You don’t have to have meals when you think you should maybe Maybe duyuh have some cereal for tea Or maybe you have a hotdog for breakfast That’s what I do everyday Spoken - Ey cunts it’s 5 am can you get the fuck out of my house please (Yeah we gotta finish the song here) What the fuck are you still doing here Hey whatd'ya say we all go (Lindsay we should cut there) Whatd'ya say we all just go out for a hotdog for breakfast Hotdog for breakfast Hotdog for…breakfast Yeah let me tell ya a little story about a hotdog for breakfast My two friends are havin’ their breakfast Ahh ice coffee Not me though no thank you I have a big thermos of tea My big thermos from 19.. ..73 it’s real fucked lookin’ It’s about the size of a human head I got tea in it and I drink it up I got tea, hotdog and 2 dimmies Everyday for my breakfast I have Hotdog for breakfast Hotdog for breakfast It’s Hotdog for breakfast BREAK Well you guys have hotdogs for breakfast Seems to happen every day At 6 am and let me say I think that’s A-OK I wouldn’t mind gettin’ to bed now Got things to do stories from the road Travels from the road got things to do Gotta talk about them with my friends But all I wanna uh huh (Hotdogs for breakfast) Hotdog for breakfast Hotdog for breakfast (Wehem) At 6 am Now considering I wake up a 2 am and Have a bowl of special K before I leave the house you could argue That that hotdog is your lunch (Hotdog for lunch) I don’t I think that’s your breakfast Hotdogs for breakfast I’m a finalthingamemahana Hotdog for breakfast At 6 am (hotdog for breakfast) We need to figure out the chorus so (yeah) Oh it’s good it’s so good to have hotdogs for breakfast You know you should because It’s very good but I wanna know what Kind of hotdogs cause I’m gettin’ different things Is the Bunnings snag count as a hotdog (No) For breakfast or oh That’s your lunch a Bunnings saus(age) A Bunnings sausage on the weekend That’s maybe your lunch or something No sir that’s not it Hotdog for breakfast Hotdog for breakfast I’m sorry Mark I’ve got a little bit more of the song to do A bowl of sultana bran before I go That’s more of a midnight snack A little bowl of special K or Sultana bran whatever's in the cupboard Then I go and go to work Keep goin oh I was gonna say I’m gonna keep cuttin’ you off Until it gets to this bit because When this bit comes I can’t resist It’s the best bit of the whole song It’s got such a drive and it’s really fun It takes me by surprise every time Please keep goin’ Zach over to you, no Wayne Way Wayne, My names Warren But I reckon it’s about Time to hear from Wanganeen I have a the hotdog for breakfast every single day (Yum) Spoken - I’m going to have to cut youse off here I’m his hype man I eat a hotdog for breakfast (Yum) And I eat em every day (Aw and that sounds good) And I eat em up (Yeah so do I) Lindsay cut it there.
Absolutely love that Mark demonstrates that he has a functioning Portal gun to these three workmen and the conversation _immediately_ pivots to the Olympics
Another episode of Broden failing to come up with a name for a heightened character and defaulting back to Footballers from the late 1990s and early 2000s
🎵 Everywhere in the city, it’s on my route. If it wasn’t meant for breakfast it wouldn’t be on my route. Hot dogs for brekky🎵-my verse as a Chicago girl who likes a guilty hot dog breakfast
this really tested me i nearly stopped listening about 4 times because its easter tomorrow and this is about to be 6 hours of my day at the family gathering
My mum made fun of me for calling ABBA "A.B.B.A." and would bring it up in front of her friends. I never thought a guy like Mark would experience the same trauma 28:00
Aunty Donna, I'm guessing the inspiration for this podcast came from one you guys living in a rental property, probably an apartment complex, and having Detector Inspector come out to inspect your smoke detector on behalf of the landlord? And then thinking about how catchy and yet somehow also clunky the company name was? They're actually not a bad company, I have them come out yearly to test all the smoke detectors in my apartment complex. It's certainly a pretty straightforward and lucrative industry, basically money for old rape. They just pop in, stand on a stepladder and press the test button and hold up a little smoke-mimicking aerosol spray to the smoke detector to trigger it. Then whack a dated yearly test sticker somewhere. In and out in less than five minutes. And presumably actually fixing or replacing any faulty smoke detectors isn't even their problem, they just report back the landlord about it.
In light of the recent family from Brisbane who perished in a fire due to an uninspected fire alarm I thought it a bold comedic decision to introduce the inspector character
I have been a fan for 6 or 7 years, listened to every episode, most more than once. And this might be just me, but i'm no longer enjoying the pod. Dunno why, i just dont care anymore. Maybe because it seems like they dont care or enjoy it.
