detention - melanie martinez // slowed ♡ reverb 

Okay not gonna lie this song sounds good slowed.

Cake: i'm not a piece of cake. Detention: i'm the whole damn meal.

So magical and a e s t h e t i c

Cake : I'm not a piece of cake. Detention : I'm chopped meat. Edit : OMG OMG THX FOR THE LIKES :D i've never had too much likes :,>

this sounds magical with reverb omg

This song will always sound hot to me no matter WHAT THE LYRICS ARE

4:13 trust me :)

Is it just me but the line: “Hey can you meet tonight in detention” Now sounds like this: “Why do you need me so much in detention”

Omg yesss Plot after teacher’s pet: After the mc’s (male who’s singing)’a crush defended herself/himself from the teacher he fell in love with him/her even more

This hits me differently knowing that my boy John Connor will never get to defeat Skynet once and for all...

**puts video on 1.25** goat cheese: Am I a joke to you?

*lyrics* :I'm not a bad guy So don't treat me bad if I'm feeling sad, alright? Please don't be mad if I don't smile back, alright? If I fuck up my words, don't think I'm absurd, alright? Alright? I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles beating I'm chewing gum to pass this time Sadness, can't you see it? You're too busy seeking self-pleasures Look at how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention De-detention De-detention Pretending everything's all right is (shh) The teachers don't care about me Fuck how I feel, as long as I make money They let them do whatever they want to me They're the customer, I'm chopped meat I'm chopped meat I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles beating I'm chewing gum to pass this time Sadness, can't you see it? You're too busy seeking self-pleasures Look at how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention De-detention De-detention Pretending everything's all right is detention I wanna go home and you say, "Now is not the time" Fuck being all alone in back of the classroom, ah Stop calling up my phone, trying to say that I've been out of line When all I ever asked was to go to the bathroom Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention Tonight I can feel your blood pressure rise Let me crawl up into your mind Pretending everything's alright (is detention)

Me:Wow that dudes kinda hot Me: *looks him up on google* Google: *Age:41* Me:NONONONOO

when that beat dropped, I envisioned that sexy dance Melanie did and my straightness left the chat, but it eventually came back when the video ended.

3:43 omg

*I just entered a whole new dimension*

Melanies songs are even better when they're slowed down :D

No one: Me: *when the beat drops* OMG this is so good * repeats that one part* 1:21 trust me

Honestly this is so good omg I used to not like detention that much but recently I’ve started liking it more and now I found this :)

underrated..

the 10 dislikes are the others who’re stuck in detention

a COMPLETE vibe.

Love how there is no dislikes. (And I jinxed it 😞)

BRO IS THAT MY BOY EDWARD FURLONG?!

YALL- Play the song at 1.25 speed and then switch it to normal when the beat drops. You won't regret it 💅

my mind: say something to make you famous me: sandwich

THIS SLOWED HITS DIFFERENTLY

I’m so glad I found this😩👏👏👏 This is great🌝💕

This is so good brooooo.. it deserves way more viewsss ; >; Im over here listening to this on a loop, like- go offffff *aggressive clapping*

Achievement Unlocked: New Subscriber!

*the 14 dislikes are the teachers*

I'm glad I'm the 666th like.

ok this is a vibe

Omg I love this

omgg love it it's so aesthetic

oh my god... that's perfect

i love that you used Edward Furlong as the pic.

SO GOOD AA ;(

i love it :3

Ugh I love this :)))

Oh my GOD that hits different

put it on 0.25. Tis it is beautiful

~ • I M N O T A B A D G U Y • ~

he always finds me, i cant get away from my edward furlong stan era. he'll always find me.

The boy reminds me of the young John Connor

the bass hits different

Omg this sounds amazing!!

This is so good 😊

My favorite part is 0:00 - 5:30

✨❤✨A e s t h e t i c✨❤️✨

i l o v e t h i s < 3

plot:after copy cat she goes of at the popular girl and then gets detention and reveals how she feels

i just noticed he's from pet semetary 2 i-

the chorus hits differently

if you turn to 0,75 its gonna be kinda scary but for me, i love it .w.

I put the song one speed slower and it hits diffrent

i love your username. it's very majestic.

edward furlong ♡

lyrics I'm not a bad guy So don't treat me bad if I'm feeling sad, alright? Please don't be mad if I don't smile back, alright? If I fuck up my words, don't think I'm absurd, alright? Alright? I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles beating I'm chewing gum to pass this time Sadness, can't you see it? You're too busy seeking self-pleasures Look at how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention De-detention De-detention Pretending everything's all right is (shh) The teachers don't care about me Fuck how I feel, as long as I make money They let them do whatever they want to me They're the customer, I'm chopped meat I'm chopped meat I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles beating I'm chewing gum to pass this time Sadness, can't you see it? You're too busy seeking self-pleasures Look at how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention De-detention De-detention Pretending everything's all right is detention I wanna go home and you say, "Now is not the time" Fuck being all alone in back of the classroom, ah Stop calling up my phone, trying to say that I've been out of line When all I ever asked was to go to the bathroom Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention Tonight I can feel your blood pressure rise Let me crawl up into your mind Pretending everything's alright (is detention)

alright this is fucking amazing

this one goes to my Ishimaru kin playlist

1:24 bro i feel like im in a fever dream

1:19

Wow channels named like goat cheese are really out there posting the best of aesthetics huh

i remember listening to this and wondering who was in the pic and why they look familiar and i just recently watched terminator and know know why they are familiar lmao

1:24

Am I the only one who doesnt have the detention thing at school? Alright c o o l

Can I use this for a video? , i'll give you credits obviously ♡

Why would u dislike this

This version is honestly better than the real one ♥♥♥♥♥.....

The 57 dislikes are vegans who don't like "chopped meat".

People who love mealine would know!

it hits diffrent 1.75

Please do psychotic kids by yungblud ♡♡♡♡♡

4:13

those 41 dislikes are the school staff

1.6k likes and 16 dislikes, the 16 people who disliked are getting detention by Melanie >;V

in 1.25 >>>>>>>>>>

I feel like I’m being talked to as if I was a baby-

no one: me pretending i'm in an edit

My favorite part is until 3:02 - 3:28 ♥♥♥♥♥

play date Pleasee

i need friend

I ' m n o t a b a d g u y (finish the lyrics without any interruptions please ->-

All of the dislikes on this video are from the teachers/principals who stumbled upon the (very good) song- >:(

666k views😜😜🥵

edward furlong...

it sounds so weird- but good editing nd stuff

Those dislikes are the teachers

~• I M C H O P M E A T•~

*85* *dislikes........* this is not allowed 😤

❤😮🙂👑👑👑❤

dollhouse who

he daddy tho :eyes:

I'm not а bad guy)

Alright here are the lyrics: I'm not a bad guy So don't treat me bad if I'm feeling sad, alright? Please don't be mad if I don't smile back, alright? If I fuck up my words, don't think I'm absurd, alright? Alright? I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles beating I'm chewing gum to pass this time Sadness, can't you see it? You're too busy seeking self-pleasures Look at how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention De-detention De-detention Pretending everything's all right is (shh) The teachers don't care about me Fuck how I feel, as long as I make money They let them do whatever they want to me They're the customer, I'm chopped meat I'm chopped meat I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles beating I'm chewing gum to pass this time Sadness, can't you see it? You're too busy seeking self-pleasures Look at how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention De-detention De-detention Pretending everything's all right is detention I wanna go home and you say, "Now is not the time" Fuck being all alone in back of the classroom, ah Stop calling up my phone, trying to say that I've been out of line When all I ever asked was to go to the bathroom Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention Tonight I can feel your blood pressure rise Let me crawl up into your mind Pretending everything's alright (is detention) 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚜 ☻

The 38 people who disliked are the Billie Eilish fans who hate Melanie Martinez just because.

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