Deviled Eggs Sausage 

Seeing the egg cooker again is like seeing that OP anime character that only shows up when the protagonist needs their eggs cooked

"I had a million dollars, but I spent it all on lobster tails"

All sausages aside he’s actually a really good cook

Honestly probably the best pitch for ExpressVPN I’ve ever heard

I'm kinda shocked ExpressVPN approved that script

"This is sausage to me" is actually a German (and probably some other places too) expression, "Das ist mir Wurst" meaning "I don't care"

"You can always add the mayonnaise but you can never take the mayonnaise out!" -Confucius

"But you can never take the mayonnaise out." Yet somehow cooking it in a sausage seems to do exactly that.

Sausage man knows as much about the freaky side of porn as I would expect him to.

Friend of his: *“What occupation are you in?”* OrdinSaus: *”I’m a professional Chef”* Friend: *”Cool, what do you make”* OrdinSaus: *”Its complicated”*

"Looks is one way to judge a sausage, another way is to taste it" ~Words to live by in 2021

"why do you have it on?" Because it's his JAM, leave him alone, the man is boiling eggs! I'm editing this to let Mr. Sausage know that I really fucking want deviled eggs now and it's his fault

I'm still waiting for the Quesadilla Sausage.

I'm gonna go a little against the grain with the score for the Will-It-Blow, that was clearly a 6 Mark Ruffalo blow. We've never seen anything turn into as fine of a mist before, that was absolutely insane. The spectacular mist factor on those deviled eggs was so impressive that I am now rethinking my entire way of life. How is this mathematically possible on a 5 point scale? It isn't, because as clearly demonstrated by the massive surface area covered by the eggs, we are obviously working within a six point system. That was not a 4 Mark Ruffalo blow, I am appalled by your score. yo neat vid tho dis ones a banger homie, ye ye.

I think it's funny how the normal egg sausage got like a 3/5 but deviling the eggs apparently makes it so much worse

I love that you went through all the effort of piping the filling into each deviled egg, knowing that you would have to grind them up later anyway. That's commitment.

He don't practice sausaria, he ain't got no crystal ball He had a million sausages but he Burst them all

I love how he's been doing this for like two years and he's still totally baffled by his own process. "Oh I forgot to say it's the deviled egg sausage!!" How. How did you forget?

The people demand an eggshell sausage with the remains.

It’s funny that he’s genuinely a great cook, and turns his incredible food into *s a u s a g e*

“Is egg salad just crushed up deviled eggs?” Actually yes, it pretty much is.

2:03 - I had a million sausages but I, I ate them all.

“Your don’t want to drop a knife with bare feet.” You didn’t have to tell us that you’re barefoot in all of your videos

That ad read was comedic genius

What about the arch nemesis of the salt sausage? the 🅢🅤🅖🅐🅡 sausage

"The Splitting of the Eggs" is totally a part of Festivus, right along with the "Feats of Strength" and the "Airing of Grievances"

“it’s way thicker than I thought it would be” Heh, that’s what she said. I mean, not to me, but she definitely said it.

That was the most straight forward and tempting sponser I’ve ever heard

2:04 “…if I had a million sausages, well, I’d eat them all!”

"Why do you have that on" indeed, we felt that Mrs.Sausage.

HOW MUCH SAWDUST CAN YOU PUT IN A SAUSAGE BEFORE PEOPLE STARTS TO NOTICE

That "Ow my foot" when he threw the sausage in the pan and presumably got oil on his foot really got me for some reason.

Is it an insult to even consider sausaging my grandmother's perfect deviled eggs?

“Looks are just one way to judge a sausage, the other way is to taste it” Quote of the year ladies and gentleman

It's nice to see Mr. Sausage's voice get more and more magical each episode

I'm surprised it wasn't regrind time. And that ExpressVPN bit was great. Made me not mind the sponsorship section for once. lol. Half a point was unexpected too. I was waiting for either a 1 or a zero.

that ad made me realize mr sausage is a genuinely funny person lmao

I'm surprised the sausage didn't burst. Eggs tend to be...explody from time to time.

Deviled egg water is almost as cursed as the final sausage

Ordinary Sausage and Internet Historian create the only sponsored ads that I don’t skip. Too entertaining

THAT IS A 6/5 MARK RUFFALO LIKE ITS JUST AS GOOD AS THE BARBEQUE edit lmfao he mentioned my comment in the most recent one

0:38 Eggshell Sausage Eggshell Sausage EGGSHELL SAUSAGE

Now THATS a sponsor section I can watch.

I just now realized egg salad really is just crushed up deviled eggs 😅

Ordinary Sausage is lowkey a cooking channel if you stop watching right before he shoves the food in the grinder

“It’s so thick.” That’s what she said

OrdinSaus: *Knows recipe in the world, and even created some* Gordon Ramsay: *”Finally, Worthy Opponent, Our Battle Will Be Legendary”*

Suggestions: Chinese century egg sausage! Rattlesnake sausage! Blue-ringed Octopus sausage!

Mr.Sausage, I have watched every single episode of yours with my pet lizard Spaghetti. In honor of my young man being such a huge fan of your work, I think you should feast like him and make a cricket sausage (you can choose the cricket flavor)

The People demand you do a Fettuccini Alfredo Sausage

i get second hand anger everytime he coats the kitchen in whatever he's making into a sausage that day

I love that he goes through the effort of separating the egg yolks, making the mixture, and then filling the egg halfs. Instead of just throwing the eggs in a bowl with the mayo, mustard, and vinegar since it all gets mashed up anyway.

I just made an egg salad sandwich and thought, this would probably make a weird sausage so I had to check. Thanks Mr. Sausage for always being there for me.

ı just imagine he send the uncensored video to the guys at nord vpn and they said you have to censor the freaky porn stuff but italian missionary is okay

This is probably the only Nord VPN advertisement I didn’t just skip 😂

So you mean if I get expressvpn, I can watch World of Warcraft, Jenga, and Super Bowl Sunday NSFW? Boy have I been missing out

to be honest, that is the first and probably last express VPN sponsorship that actually had me sold.

Just gonna guess that the sausages are gonna be a 2 out of 5. With 4 Ruffalos. Edit: a bit off on the sausage score but man I nailed the Ruffalos.

"Well, if I had a million sausages I'd...I'd eat them all!"

Make a playdough sausage

"Looks are just one way to judge a sausage, another is to taste it" I wish the ladies would agree with that

Delightfully devilish, Seymour.

there's never been a more iconic duo than deviled eggs and Dixie plates 💀💀💀

haven’t seen the video yet, great sausage tho

I love that the format has never changed

1:26: *"And of course, a little paprika to put a little Razzle in our Dazzle here"* - Ordinary Sausage

Spirit Sign: Fantasy Seal Sausage

I'm still waiting for the " Crèpes with Toppings Sausages "

Thank you for teaching me how to make deviled eggs

It’s gonna be a 5 Ruffalo episode, I can feel it in my bones😖

That Mayo looked sus. That looked like miracle whip not Hellman’s

the man literally is gonna have a museum of sausage fanmail

There's still time for The Burger King's Ch'King sandwich.

This has to be the first time I've APPRECIATED an ad in a youtube video. That was comedy gold.

The first advertisement that actually made me want to buy the product

We need a Surströmming Sausage.

As soon as it went through the grinder it became an egg salad sausage

Can we get Mr. Sausage to do all the sponsorships. Just imagine it.

Also coulda been "I Had A Million Sausages, But i, I ATE EM ALL"

“I hate Mrs Grandmommy. Sausage” -Mr Grandpappy. Sausage

I like when the character slips, and he is clearly invested in the monstrosity he is making, and has to remind himself to do the catchphrases

That milky liquid can only be described as one thing...Egg Semen!

Day 10 of asking: WE NEED A MRS. SAUSAGE EPISODE

since i’m early, i’m gonna once again request the ramen sausage.

Every line Mrs Sausage says just is executed with such delivery.

Use any recipe from Cooking with Jack and turn that into a sausage

I'm super glad you didnt hurt your feet dawg

i am still going to say it until you do it yourself : "SNAIL SAUSAGE

Ah yes, the peak of relatable advertising.

Needa make tonkotsu ramen sausage. Has there been a poboy sausage?

I'm not surprised, no one expected this to be good.

The Inverse Taste-Ruffalo Law had to make a comeback after last episode

Hands down the best RU-vidr vpn add ever. That's right Mr. Sausage, tell them what we really use it for. No Netflix BS.

Fart at 2:13.

The lack of pickle in that deviled egg sauce is upsetting

This sausage looks like it would give you saus-arrhea LOL

Mrs. Sausage: Why do you have it on? Mr.sausage: you wouldn’t understand

I'm surprised express VPN was OK with the "remember, your grandfather is watching!"

Put some ice in the water when the eggs are done, crack them in a minute or two. The cold water will make the shell easier to peel. Roll the egg on the counter gently, just enough to break the shell. From my grandma

what a wonderful ad read