Dexter almost get caught!  

😂😂😂😂😂 I swear

Ts old gang

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Vine days 😅

Hell yea

Sameeee lmaooo WTF!

I was just about to comment the same thing hahah

​@@FrankoTheMango we watched the video at the same time and thought the same thing wtf

@@Typewriters875 were we also both wake and baked 😂

@@FrankoTheMango fuuuuuck

​@user-jc8ez9iw2jthe what verse

Dexter only consists of seasons 1-4 in my world.

@@Coastfog same when rita died it went downhill

I miss Doakes.

@@Coastfog I actually enjoyed season 5 as well. But yeah after that it was doodoo

Loved Dexter's remark to that.

Nice message to the audience as well. In general they assume any police action is warranted

An instance when the actual good guy is the one more hated.

Love how Doakes says "I'm a cop" like those are some kind of magic that makes anything he does complately legal. And Doakes was a good cop, mind you!

​@@Jose-se9pu "Good"

Dexter is too jacked to be a lab geek lol.

i mean look at him hes clearly built, idk why he didnt think dexter couldn't fight

​@@Banana900000 he even called it himself "like a lizard walking on ice"

@@Banana900000I think he was testing him

They killed him off way too soon L

Fr bruh he’s a very coordinated killer

Because You know Doakes been holding that in for sooooooooo long.

I miss Doakes.

I mean who'd buy a story about "furniture from Thailand" that's so random lmao, also the reason why it's hilarious

I laughed in a "yeah, fair enough" sort of way.

@mistah mayne 😂😂😂

...and containers

😂😂😂😂😅😅

"THAILAND!?!?!? THIS IS A MUTHAFU*KING IKEA TOWN!"

​@Disabled.Megatrondark and lower class?

He went on vacation to thailand, and found out why the capital is called "Bankok"... "Surprise Muthafucka!"

Lmfaooo, being a serial killer doesn't automatically mean you "hold your own" 99% of Serial Killers IRL are extremely below average physically and only prey on the weak or drugged. Relax.

Yea, he knows how to fight but most of the time he just inject M99 and took down his victim without a fight

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Its such a fantastic show. They made a new season recently too that continued off the old series called Dexter New Blood. It wrapped up the whole story and was SO good

@@xxgremlinsxxyou’re the first person I’ve seen say Dexter New Blood was good. Lmao You are like Bigfoot, no one is going to believe me when I say I’ve seen someone who liked it. I bet if I took your picture it would be out of focus too.

@@freecandynvan2816 haha, it for sure was not as good as the original series, but i was just glad to have something wrap up the story more than the original ending. Plus, seeing Mr. Krabs play a bad guy was pretty lit

Haven't seen the new season but watched all 8 seasons of Dexter.. it is incredibly well done

@@freecandynvan2816 it was good up until the very end

Hahaha that security guys reaction was terrible

Loll

Hahahahahahaha this would be the EXACT response!!!!!!!

I mean maybe he was in charge of a certain lot or something so like, maybe he meant 'his spot ' or some shit i dunno man

This! 😂😂😂😂

Ppl like you post weird shit in ig comments

If the guard hadn't broken them up I'd have thought they were gonna kiss

He's gone completely into it.

Thats why the other guy right away says "your no lab rat dextor"

What gave it away? Was it the smile? Lol

LPD? 🤔

​@@LarryMcLarrenLiami Metro PD

In the books he's still alive. Killing him off a real mistake in my opinion.

imagine a real life situation where the “dexter” is just a nice autistic guy tho 😅

Then we got Quinn. What a downgrade

A lot of tension finally reaching a boiling point. This is the Way

The sexual tension was palpable

@@christianchick9131 WTH?? And you call yourself a Christian chick?!

​@@truebeliever786Sexuality and religious beliefs are not mutually exclusive.

@@bonfire010 No they're not, but as far as religious framing is concerned, anything sexual-related should be properly channeled and grounded on love and affection, as opposed to two people going at it, solely based on primal urges.

Lab geek my ass!

Fr he could at least said Sweden

Yeah, the show did him dirty, it aint the same without him.

@@g00gleisgayerthanaids56 Real shit lol

Me!! I was mad when doakes was killed. He should have lasted few more seasons 😢

Agreed, the show went downhill when Doakes died, tough dynamic to match between him and Dexter@@DavidSmith-ki2we

Being locked in a cage for a few seasons??😂 S1-4 was amazing then it went downhill because they decided to drag it out

@Hive Slayer No, drug rehab for recovering addicts. That's why his "dark passenger" speech hit home with the other attendees. They could equate the dichotomy and shame he described when talking about his need to indulge his "need" _(to kill_ - but they didn't know that) and how he felt it was a seperate entity. Rita thought he was a heroin addict because her ex was, and she assumed that his odd behaviour was for the same reason because some of the secretive behaviour matched up. And also she 'sort of' knew that Dexter had dosed him to get his parole violated, and wondered how Dexter could know the details of what dose to give and how to administer it … "because he was an addict as well!!" So Dexter went to drug rehab for heroin addiction, due to a ultimatum from Rita. And that's why Dookes thought it all made sense and that he and Dexter wouldn't have a problem - because it was a reasonable explanation to Dookes for Dexter being weird and secretive. "Lot of Cops been were you are … makes the job easier … stay clean and we won't have a problem". All the time that Dexter's behaviour seemed off to Dookes or he had _a lack of emotion_ to horrible things - Dexter was using! The sneaking around was obvious, a Law Enforcement officer trying to get drugs had to be extra careful. And that time he freaked out because it was the Ice Truck Killer triggering his childhood even fitted in, he _wasn't_ using that day. If Debra hadn't dropped Dexter right back in it again by telling Dookes about how Dexter never did any drugs or smoked or anything, when Dookes mentioned Dex getting off drugs to her, Dookes would have been completely satisfied.

That rehab thing happened after this though.

The only thing, though, is it still would not explain how Dexter was able to get Dookes in a chokehold, especially because Dookes was a Navy Seal.

​@@Kevin-yo4nmyou forget when they Doakes himself said Dexter had black belts in Judo and Jiu jutsu?

Debrah always caused problems fir dexter. ​@casbot71

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Lab geek my ass...

I feel like it would’ve fit both Doakes’s character and their overall arc better for him to have fought Dexter to a standstill or even taken some licks but then won before the security guard showed up. Like, I get that the show needed to sell us on Dexter being some kind of MMA god in order to make the success rate of his kills believable, but Doakes having similarly high training (and also having had excuses to use it) would’ve cemented him so well as a worthy adversary instead of just a nuisance. I think the show could’ve done a lot with the idea that Doakes had the edge in intelligence and strength but lost to Dexter because Doakes was relatively bound by the legal system, capable of empathy, etc. Sorry for the TED Talk lol just in hindsight having started watching in the second season and seeing it go further and further off the rails after the fourth season, it’s hard not to notice all the missed potential in this show.

Lab geek my ass

@@blazaybla22dexter used a blood choke and weird grip on doakes. While unrealistic; I think the general idea was that doakes figured dexter was “just a lab geek” and didn’t expect him to have any martial skill. Hence why his combo was a diaphragm straight followed by a powerful hook: most average guys wouldn’t have a counter for that hook. But dexter wasn’t normal. Additionally doakes is kind of a jock; he never struck me as a talented cqc fighter. And contrary to popular belief, police training with cqc is piss poor at best. Most police can’t detain an average trained bjj guy because they lack the technical prowess needed for it.

@@Taylorgreenbjj you're right except doakes was in the army and I believe he was a marine and those guys can fook people up

First Season of Dexter was something very special, it fell off quick though. After Trinity I personally didn't think it was worth the watch anymore.

@@Seven_Leafoh really?? I am up to that stage now extremely invested

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it's "enterprise", not "emprise"

That's some dedication.. I like that 😊

He felt it from the beginning. He always doubted him to be a different person in reality. Doakes even provoked him to fight a few times to prove his theory. Dexter played lab geek all the time. This time he proved his theory face to face.

Why? Because he can take a punch and pumps enough iron to not get bowled over by Doakes?

@@silverblade357 uhhh Yep, pretty sure you just recapped what I typed.

"You don't even walk like a normal person, you glide like a mother fuckin' lizard on ice"

According to Dexter, it takes a murderer to recognize another. And Doakes was the kind of cop who shots first and asks later. A murderer, just like Dexter.

That whole second season was nail biting 😂😂

It's sadly what ruined season 8

"Hello... Dexter Morgan." - As The Trinity Killer walked up to him at the police station. That sent genuine chills down my spine and left a lump in my throat.

Especially when he let his kills walk, and it came back to bite him. Dexter, you fool!!!

Me too

"I need to return some video tapes"

He was trained way too well.. all the times he was just so precise with his defensive and offensive combat moves, makes me so excited for the prequel. There's so much I wonder about harry..

It was a big meme when this came out

@@liltoke0076 It still is

The way Doakes was overly aggresive for no reason, made him the funniest character.

​​@@general3524Doakes was what I call a "Warrior Neurotypical": a person with a normal personality tinged with sociopathic tendencies, with this sociopathy aimed at humans that are not neurotypical. Warrior Neurotypicals are the ones you hear about in the news that tackle and fight predators who reveal they are predators in public and typically become cops (the good, non+predatory, non-unmecessarily murderous ones). They are human mongooses that are aggressive toward humans with psychopathic and antisocial personalities. Doakes realized Dexter is secretly psychopathic so Doakes' sociopathic tendencies are activated when Dexter is present. In the 2nd season, Doakes' suspicions are justified.

When i saw the serie for the first time long time ago it was a "surprise" for me too, i was into the intern monologue from Dex and then from nowhere SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER i was surprised.

Doakes never struck me as competent. Just obsessive to the point where he keeps going until he finds anything to justify the obsession. His canonical high rate of "officer involved shootings" and complaints against combined with how late in the game he figured out Dex was a murder (as apposed to his constant 'you're up to something' peacocking ) speaks to this.

Dexter never should tried to become friendly with the cops, giving them domuts he kind of blew his cover, that's why he got cought by Stoakes

spoiler but i think Dexter identified him a a serial killer that happened to be a cop, i know there was a future teamup with a different cop aswell.

Because HES A MURDERER

Doakes is NOT what I would call "competent". He just recognized Dexter's sociopathy, and... Started hazing him for it? If anything, Doakes is a complete idiot.

just finding this it too makes it even better😭

How i felt when i first found out 😂

It took u how many yrs… lmao

@@Aqua-steam since vine days babyyy

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@@vexed2576yall niggas hilarious😭😭😭😭how yall still remember them vine days man

The series was hilarious without intending to be!

I feel like doakes knew.

Jimenez knew too (key and peele referenfe))

"Lab geek my ass"

Nah just shows what a psychopath he really is

@@eden20111 But he's still a badass

how does that make him a badass? he made up some story about ordering something from thailand and the other guy didnt believe it.

@@larrythekillerclown2633 Cuz he would have won that fight after being sucker punched by Doakes. He was about to choke him out if that security gaurd didnt come out. Did you even watch the video?

Why is everybody explaining these clips now? Use your brain to fill in the context, or watch the fucking show. LOl

A guy that actively trains intensely can easily beat the crap outta of a cop that just trained in police academy once years ago. Dexter should clearly be skilled/experience fighter with the same build. Even the though the technique dexter did in real life is fugaze, Doakes was lucky that man showed up to save him.

​@@jonnybro7676 Hes not skilled taking a simple college course dont make you a master

@Warrior Emperor okay I'm 135lbs and I have manhandled many brand new people up to 200lbs pretty easily after only 3 months of going a few times a week. Weird how defenseless you are when you don't know what to defend.

@@jonnybro7676 cap

Sane here

Kane here

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Same here 😂

@letitsmoke yes 😆

What about Trinity?!

@@ItsFreakinHarding. Dexter pitied him and took it easy at the start.

His brother was a worthy opponent seeing as how he could’ve exposed Dexter or even killed him at any moment but instead he just wanted Dexter to remember him and join him. His only mistake was targeting Deb as their first kill together.

he did later back at work he threatens dexter in his lab. dexter headbutts him then doakes attacks him in front of everyone

Congratulations detective. Unfortunately this is a tv show

Suspended with pay cause that's how it works it seems with the law, getting away with the law.

If someone was told about it which even though it's a TV show if you want to get technical about it do you think Dexter's really gonna run and tell someone and or file a report? Even if it was on camera or the guy told Dexter would most likely make an excuse to have it dropped because then the SGT will have to explain why this happened and would tell his suspicions and most would not beleive it but the wrong ear may listen which could put a closer eye on Dexter which he would not want. It's a lot smarter and easier to just let it go for both of them. When you're a serial killer it's a lot better let this stuff go and stay under the radar because it will also arise suspision of why he was there wearing gloves

You apparently know nothing about cops if you think they are held accou table for criminal actions.

Except within himself.

Yeah, doaks was one of Dexter's best antagonist and the one who had the best capabilities to out him as the Harbor Bay Butcher.

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Spoiler: Dexter is a serial killer 🤯

Dexter sueing would only endanger him even more

@@tomtucker4157 i know, im just being a stickler over dumb shit in tv shows. No real point to it, just saying "come on now."

@@Corporal_Coyote yeah and their point is that your “come on” was misplaced. They explained why there would actually be no lawsuit in that made up universe.

@@Corporal_Coyote actually this could very well happen in real life 1. He knew Dexter wouldn’t sue 2. Some people just really don’t gaf

@@MrYoungzay why wouldnt he sue exactly? I havent seen the show because of scenes like this

He had many arch enemies, including his adopted sister that fell in love him! Lol

There was no way. Doakes was too good at his job for a confrontation to not escalate sooner than later. I love Doakes. He was a little rough around the edges but overall tried to do the right thing. He was a good cop. It was hard to watch this all happen

The Show definitely felt like it was missing something once Doakes died. I believe he remains alive in the books, however he becomes less of an important character. What was really annoying was when they tried to replace Doakes character role, not his character itself, with Quinn. He was suspicious of Dexter for like a season or so, but they dropped it and Quinn actually became buddy-buddy with Dexter. Ends up actually becoming one of my favorite characters.

​@themightycrixus113 yes. Doakes was still the best character n I was sad when he was killed 😢

​@@LukeRojasno, Doakes dies in book 2. Dexter and him chase a serial killer together and Dexter let's the killer catch Doakes deliberately. He removes body parts from Doakes over the course of several days and the last thing Doakes sees (his eyes are pretty much the only thing left of his face), is Dexter killing the killer, proving him right all along. The books went a way darker route than the show 😅

Now what do you mean by that 👀

Erik King, He was on the show Oz along with Batista and laguerta. Amazing show

Correct

Damn, that is a good summary.