If anyone's wondering where is Pyrocynical for the pass months he's been working on a 8 hour long video about a British tv series called Utopia. It's already been finished but the video has been unlisted/privated for 22 copyright claims and the video is currently blocked worldwide that probably might take a month for Pyro to fix. He might create a video about it soon but right now his trying to finish Fat Cry 6 on his twitch.
@@arch_dornan6066 I think the video is about the tv show Utopia. A Tv series from the UK that was cancelled by Amazon i believe. I believe pyro would be tackling every episode since it's a 7 hour long video.
The thing about Dhar Mann-style videos that makes them feel bottom-tier is that they essentially progress the story by having a narrator explain it, rather than letting it progress naturally through the characters. It goes against a basic rule for writing stories, the rule in question being show, don't tell. Don't directly tell your viewers what's going to happen in the story, show the story playing out through the characters' actions and emotions. And that was my mini-essay on why Dhar Mann is a bad writer.
No, the reason dhar mann's videos feel cheap is because his characters are all one-dimensional and barely resemble an actual human being. You know, we're all complex. No person is simply black or white in terms of morality and if someone's heels are dug deep into their beliefs, his skits are too lowkey to believably change an actual person. The copycats here tho.... man, they're far far worse.
all of his storys are basically are in multiple categorys and he chooses which category his video is going to be in for the day. dont judge people. dont be mean. dont take things for granted.
"I can't imagine having a baby." This poor man doesn't have an imagination. He's asking for help by stating straight facts and he's getting ignored at every turn.
Dharman does actually have harmful bad messages. Most of his messages are “don’t be mean because they might be famous” instead of “don’t be mean because it’s the wrong thing to do” basically a very inhuman inhumane message.
Its a bunch of cringe strawman arguements. It's okay to try and teach morals but when you're screaming down through a microphone from your high horse the message gets lost. Path to hell with good intentions and all that
dhar manns videos are so one dimensional they unintentionally loop back around to having shitty messages like 'hey dont bully this fat lady cause she might actually end up super hot and lose all that weight' cause god forbid anybody stay looking the way they were and still deserve respect
Its because they have some kind of weird need to justify why the bullying is bad. "Bullying is a bad thing to do" isn't good enough, we need some kind of superficial positive trait to show us that you shouldn't have messed with them
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
To be fair, he could have been sent to jail for negligence and child endangerment. He likely wouldn't if their was a case because no harm was done and the defense could argue he only meant for her to stay in the car briefly, but he was still endangering the life of his kid.
So guys we did it, we reached a quarter of a year without uploading. 3 months and still counting. The fact that we reached this number in such a big channel is just phenomenal
Dhar Mann would accept, get in the ring and just when the fight is starting refusing to harm the other, while pyrocynical wins, but the judge finds it so respectful that he would sacrifice everything just to stand up to a bully, and he sees pyrocynical as the relentless bully because he fought anyways, so the judge grants Dhar Mann the victory and he turns to the audience: "So you see..."
At this point, I can only assume two things: #1. You're finally getting some fat, furry moobs... and no longer care about RU-vid. #2. The Queen has had you murdered. R.I.P. in Peace, Pyro.
In case you're actually wondering his latest video is like 8 hours long but its got like 22 copywrite claims and considering the behemoth length of the video, its gonna take a shit tonne of time for him to edit around it to make it uploadable
@@pablocruz531 eh youtube has some dumb policies but I'd like to think this new addition is good as it essentially warns creators "hey, all your monetisation on this video may be stolen if you upload, here's your chance to edit and fix it before uploading"
It's disgusting how relatable pyrocynical is he even knew I watched the people faking being crazy video. And then reference it throughout the entire video like pyrocynical is next level
@@walte7267 ah damn, that’s mad. I suppose E4 and channels like it are super strict on copyright. That being side, Surely the video falls under review/criticism, which is SUPPOSED to be protected under fair use laws. Annoying, hopefully he can sort it out!
@@mcdonaldscook or fat cry 2 because a while back he said he wanted to do a review on far cry 2 but I'm more on petscop 2, and also he might've just forgot about fat cry 2
@@Nava6 Nah it's either Fat Cry 2 or a "the best video game you never hear of" type of video. In one of Pyros streams he said that Fat Cry 2 is one of his next big project videos and since the release of Fat Cry 3 he kept making hints and references to Far Cry 2. Petscop on the other hand, in one of his streams he said that Pestcop 2 is coming, but is afraid it's going to be dissapointing.
Before I begin my actual comment, I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to communicate using this language. Whenever I am reminded of how I lack the ability to convey my thoughts in an eloquent manner, I feel as though I have committed a cardinal sin, as though every English teacher in the world is simultaneously shaking their head and sighing due to how utterly disappointed they are at me. Although I know that saying sorry to those of you who are reading my comment will not change the fact that I fail miserably to write and speak perfect English, I am writing this as a way to deter a certain type of people who cannot stand poor English (Also known informally as Grammar Nazis) from mocking me by posting unwanted and unnecessary comments detailing my every blunder. In my humble opinion, making grammatical errors should be perfectly acceptable as native speakers should not expect non-native speakers to be able to communicate in their second or third languages eloquently. If you are able to completely understand what the other person wrote, is there really a problem with what they've written? No, because the entire concept of communication is the exchange of information between other intelligent beings, which means that no matter how the exchange of information is made, as long as the information is accurately shared there is not a fundamental issue with their ability to communicate. To see it in another way, remember that someone who isn't fluent in English is fluent in another language. When you think about it this way, isn't it impressive for someone to speak a second language in any capacity? Having empathy and respect are qualities that are sorely missing for far too many people these days, especially on the internet. That being said, I am aware that not all netizens who correct others are doing it to ridicule and shame. There are some who do so with the intent to help others improve and grow. However, displaying the failures of other people publicly will cause the person who is criticized to feel negative emotions such as shame and sadness due to the fact that their mistake has been made obvious which severely undermines the point they were trying to make in spite of their unfamiliarity with the English language. In most circumstances people are not looking for language help when they post anything online. Most people just want to enjoy themselves and have a good time on the internet which is why I would not encourage correcting other people regardless of your intentions. If you really do want to help others with their spelling or grammar, I would highly recommend you to help via messaging privately because not only will you not embarrass anyone, you can also go more in-depth with your explanation which I'm sure the other person will greatly appreciate if they want help, but I digress. I know that I've written a bit of an essay, but I hope I've made my points clear. Anyways, here is the comment I wanted to make: Where is Petscop 2?
Pyro: At least they didn’t make a “go make me a sandwich” bit. The video, a few seconds earlier: Go get me something fruity, and make me a sandwich too.
Yeah wtf? Like I understand wanting the video to immediately wash away from your mind, it's god awful, but if you're making an analysis video on it... you might, just maybe want to consider actually paying attention
I love how cody ko and dhar mann are friends its wierd but im fine with that if he’s happy then im fine. its funny how cody ko had a collad with Dhar mann.
This video makes me nostalgic, not because I've watched your or his videos since childhood, but because I laughed out loud at 19:47 like an actual fat child.