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@@julienolke You must be one of the clones who somehow got access to the channel. Everyone knows that the clones are kept ignorant and unaware of their true nature.
I mean, it's kinda obvious because movie ladies who wear glasses are always smart, and a scientist lady is just a smart lady who is also wearing a lab coat. These are just simple movie facts.
I did 6 years in the Navy. When somebody in the workcenter did something, everybody damn well knows it's him, and he's getting asked about it, this is exactly how it goes. Too funny!!
Let's face it: admitting it doesn't do you any good with dishonorable dismissal & possibly jail time... better resort to the 'no proof no perpetrator' stance!
24 years, same comment. The only thing that changed was which side of the conversation I was on, which shifted my mind from 'why wont this jerk just let it go' to 'omg this jerk is exactly like I was back then'.
I can’t believe they’re picking on that poor woman because of her skin condition! 😢 Oh well, I certainly hope they can figure out who managed to break through ALL those levels of security to use the interdimensional portal - who knows what might happen if someone tried to use that thing! 😮
I love how the chevrons aren't even both on the arms of the uniform, with one of them just acting as a hat for where the bars go. It's like "8 year old drawing of what a car looks like" only for military uniforms and I'm totally here for it.
Well the RCMP has the chevrons on one side LOL. Jokes aside another thing I love is the fact that the medals are literally just ribbons on this big piece of card stuck to her shirt
Dana may have used the machine, but not THAT Dana. Anyone familiar with Quantum Entanglement based transportation knows that teleporters and interdimensional portals "transports" materials by breaking them down on the subatomic level, reads the energy pattern, and then recreates that energy pattern elsewhere using Quantum Entanglement. Basically put, any type of Quantum Entanglement transport devices are murder/cloning boxes, and by using it, Dana killed herself and then had herself replaced by a clone. THAT IS NOT THE DANA YOU KNOW!
So she would technically be the third Dana then, as the 2nd Clone would have been broken down when crossing back. If you are a clone via teleportation are you liable for the actions of the original person, the clone technically didn't go through the portal did she so she's telling the truth.
So the other situation would be that she put her hand through and chickened out, that lead to a catostrophic failiure and the hand on her head due to some wild unforseen quantum mechanical error.
Amber and Joel...? I could dish out an awkward reply but i am no Julie! But yes they are awkward. Not Julie awkward but awkward. Wait... this reply is awkward... ahhb fuck it.
My vote is for the raven-haired officer, as she immediately looked down and to the right. That's a clear tell and dead giveaway. By the way, the ranking officer seems extremely competent. She's direct, organized, and totally on point!!! I would expect big things, in her future, meaning an ever increasing number of medal and ribbons to be uh, affixed to her uniform, somehow.
A bit like the IT Crowd TV series from 2006-2013- style? That was absolutely hilarious!!! The stargate sketch show is brilliant idea!!! I hope that somebody does that...oh wait... People of Earth 2016-2017 .... Hilarious results!!! 😁😁😁
I love it that she has special effects that rival _Minority Report_ followed by a prosthetic make-up job that makes the original _Star Trek_ look good.
Are you kidding me with this? How do you get negative vibes from reading a wholesome comment, for real? To think that anything made today could make a piece of media from 55 years ago look good when it was immediately preceded by establishing that the same work does in fact contain fantastic special effects and somehow read that as vomit betrays a serious misunderstanding of what was, frankly, a pretty simple sentence to parse. Just goes to show that if you want someone to shit all over anything you say, post it as a comment on RU-vid. Meanwhile, I'll console myself in knowing that most _Star Trek_ fans are actually pretty smart. But that comment did get 3 thumbs, so there's at least two others that aren't.
@@FlatOnHisFace ‘Tis not my fault you’ve internalized internet-speak so completely that you don’t recognize your own casual negativity. “Wholesome,” good grief. Your joke presupposes that the make-up on TOS is so inferior to contemporary work that it can only look good by comparison to modern amateurs. Either you actually believe it, in which case Jack Pierce would like to have a word with you, or you just said it because you knew people would get a cynical giggle out of it whether it’s true or not.
@@Mr_Flerb Knock it off, dude. You aren't on the good side of this argument. It was just literally spelled out for you that something from a bygone era which can hold up to a contemporary piece containing fantastic special effects in no way paints the former as inferior, quite the opposite, really. The rest of your assumed insult can only stem from your not holding Julie's work in as high regard as I do, and you don't know what Jack Pierce thinks of it, so you can stop that train right there. And your first comment was about something that I said, so yes, it is your fault that I took it personally, nitwit. Stop acting like you're innocent. You are an Internet Troll.
@@FlatOnHisFace Geez, so comfortable with the insults. Look, if I’ve misunderstood, I would love to know what you actually meant. Were you not implying that the prosthetic work on TOS was poor? The rhetorical construction “X Bad Thing is so bad it makes Y Bad Thing look good” is incredibly common, so if you intended something else you can’t be too surprised that it’s not obvious what it was. I *think* part of what you’re saying you is that make-up from forty years ago can’t possibly stand up to modern work, which just isn’t true. That is what my reference to Pierce was intended to convey, because the Frankenstein make-up stands up just fine alongside anything that’s been done since. “Deliberately comically bad fake thumb is so bad it makes ‘60s Trek make-up look good.” Am I making a mistake in that reading? As for what this has to do with not holding Nolke’s work in high regard, I genuinely don’t know how that’s relevant. I’m starting to think there’s some kind of fundamental communication disconnect, here, because you’ve clearly misunderstood everything I said and I have no idea what you’re getting at. I never said anything about blaming me for you taking it personally. A couple of your sentences don’t grammatically track, but you’re clearly a competent writer, so I gotta think you’re typing in a hurry.
Thumb on the forehead would be a great place to rest your glasses, purse, grocery bags, etc. so many uses! Of course you’d be missing a thumb on your hand but innovation requires some sacrifice.
Is it just sticking out there or can you use it? If you can use it, how do you move it, do you think of moving your headthumb? Or does it move when you try to move your phantom left thumb?
They have the technology to make a floating hologram thingy that appears when they wave their hand just right, but not the technology to level the image until they do a leveling gesture. Automatic leveling would have exceeded the budget. Love that detail.
BWAHAHA! That's awesome! You've always been hilarious but watching your technical expertise on these videos grow over the years is equally impressive! Definitely have your thumb on the pulse of what people enjoy!
@@AxxLAfriku Dude. You want honest? Your videos are awkward and your gimmick sucks. I've seen you post before about school and you are stalking. Stop it. ✋️
Hysterical! I was expecting her to have a lizard's tail when she stood. This is true science fiction, by the way. It follows the genre's traditions: 1. Something is invented. 2. As a result, something unexpected happens. Azimov, Heinlein, and all of the other greats would have loved this video. You might even be given a Hugo or Nebula.
I absolutely LOVE the 15 levels of tier 1 security...but no one thought to add a user log to record who's logged in to use the machine? LOL!!! I LOVE THESE SKITS!! Finding Julie is the absolute BEST thing to come out of COVID for me!
Really enjoyed the MCU-style massive hand-controlled hologram, that was cute. Even the sponsorship bit was funny, I got a genuine chuckle out of "right, the ad read".
One second in I laughed outloud because of the badge extending off her chest with all the "credentials" and then just continued laughing at the brilliant absurdity.
I hadn't noticed before, but the subtitles on these videos are really great. I never stopped to think how nothing was wrong, no unintentional hilarity. Just clean, intelligible language. Man, I miss community subtitles. Anyway, here's showing a little appreciation.
Julie, I have no idea how you'll be able to make next week's video without opposable thumbs.... At least it's clear that the portal is digital, not analog. (OK, I'll show myself out....)
Cats do just fine making videos without opposable thumbs. It's why they invented the internets. I'm just Julie is doing fine and has feline consultants available if needed.
Was getting serious Doom vibes from this (any other day I'd have said Event Horizon, but I was playing Doom 3 VR today). Glad no rifts into Hell happened. Those can get annoying.
Your editing is genius. Building in the comic timing after recording all the parts separately seems like it would be so freakin hard. Your multi-part videos just zoom smoothly through. Beauty. Oh and super funny too! 😄
Great special effects Julie. To think that about 20 years ago you'd have to go to the pictures to see special effects like that, now you can do them from your own home. You're one of my favourite comedians to. And that's not just a suck up. It's only 20% suck up.
Wow. the costume and makeup departments really outdid themselves this time. The uniforms... and the prosthetic... Just wow... They must have come from another dimension. 😂 I don't know about the VFX, though.
Suddenly I'm getting Orphan Black vibes... OMG could you wangle a collab with Tatiana? Think how many characters you could gather around a table between you and her!
If this dimension developed interdimensional travel, it would stand to reason that a nearby neighboring dimension would have developed the same technology. Maybe it was another dimension that opened a portal to here, then used our machine to return. I mean, if all the security didn't record who accessed that level, it could be because the security was bypassed by an arrival inside the level.
You never know. Maybe this dimentions are empty, manybe they have different physic there. Maybe its like in timeline where information of earth lives on but time runs slower or faster.
This is a very good take on an old Mad Magazine satire of Star Trek from the sixties in which Captain Kirk comes through the transporter…altered. Like this, but way more. I believe the quote was “I have the strangest feeling that my face wants to sit down.”
Of course they do - it’s the regulation fingernail polish colour. Show up for duty with a different one and you’d get docked for being ‘out of uniform on duty’. 😂
Um yeah I think someone with the right skills could get down to the interdimensional portal. Iris and finger print scanners are pretty easily overcome by scanning the iris and finger prints of someone with access they also usually would with the correct iris and finger print electronically open the door which is usually bypassable with a strong magnet or emp machine and the access code can be found using a heat map of the keypad used to enter the code. The hardest part would be actual security guards and knowing how to start the machine.
Well I think this is a new record. it only took 7 seconds for me to laugh out loud at one of your videos. The blonde wig with the nodding got me. Keep making peoples day better forever please
This woman plays multiple roles better than anyone I know just pure talent. I imagine you doing a movie starring in all the roles and it being a huge hit 😁
Ugh. I should start checking the description for who someone is sponsored by. I'm sorry, Julie. I absolutely love your videos. But I cannot support anyone being sponsored by Better "we take no accountability for whether or not our therapists are actually therapists and it's actually on you to check their credentials" Help. I'll definitely watch every other video of yours that isn't sponsored by them, though! Absolutely love your work!
Perhaps they should take a thumbprint to find out, if it's really her thumb. Just a thumb rule: Never trust those who keep pointing their thumbs to others!
"Someone turned on the portal last night." Me: A real life adult person who is fully aware that this is a video set in the land of fiction made by a real world person using a camera starring an actor reading from a script: (Panics and feels guilty despite fully knowing it wasn't them and they literally had no way of doing so because it is fiction and they are fully aware it is fiction.)
Did you research any of the medals on the board of the E2 specialist that seemed to be in charge, or did this young E2 actually have combat duty in Vietnam in the 1960s? (JK, very funny. But you do have that medal, and a few others, that are campaign or time specific.)
@@erinaa9486 It was intended as a joke only someone with a military background would get. Not really "highly specific knowledge", as if you were in, or grew up around, US Military, you can read the boards pretty quickly. Spotted the Vietnam campaign ribbon pretty quick and thought it was funny on a person that was probably not born yet.
@@randolphphillips3104 Meh, it's about as highly specific as having a list of pokemon and pointing out that this one is a Mew. Cuz, ya know, unless ya look into the ribbon chart for the US military, compared to other militaries, you wouldn't really know about the significance of the rectangular cloth. ... Of course no one does any research on this, hahaha. And it's not quite random, either, given that the ribbons actually do have meaning.
I was in the military and had the charts and yet I would still have to look up wtf they are to make sure I knew what ribbon they had. lol. ... It's funny how people are so caught up in that stuff and, for me, I never really got that way haha.
Here at the Air Force, our portal may not be interdimensional, but it's been functioning for millions of years and has a record of causing zero mutations in its travelers.
@@realcreature3D there's a multitude of factors that go into it. There's a history of deception in UFO phenomena and also ties to occult. You're making me say it, so I will. They're demons. I know it sounds nuts, but they're most likely demonic.
