I love flying. Always getting buzzed. Pro tip. Order 2 vodkas, full cup of ice, and full can of mrTs bloody. Good to go and don’t have to wait to get served again. Plus on American they almost never charge you.
i dont think its supposed to be sad, i think its more a song about saying "f you, imma do me and idc about what you have to say" i think its more about acceptance
This is my 4 year old cousins favorite song and his mom got a call from his preschool teacher because he was yelling "I'M GETTING DRUNK ON A PLANE!!!"😂😂😂
He's trying to play fortnite moble and just sees the guy flying the darn thing get clocked in the face witha suit cass and his ma and pa are drunk off the ass
pop- relationships, drugs,and money Hip Hop- Gang violence prostitution, Homicide,alcohol,drugs Country girls,beer, trucks, hunting,fishing,moonshine,cornfields
I've heard that (in the Catholic Church at least) if a plane is going to crash, if a priest is onboard they'll usually offer a "blanket absolution" of the sins of everyone aboard before the plane goes down.
Intoxipated pilots! Negligent flight stewards and stewardesses. Lack of seatbelt enforcement. Thank God there was a sober passenger who was also a pilot...oh....it was an uncertified country music singer? OK... Not sure how to write this up anymore.
FAA Incident Report. May 13, 2014 Main Complains: Intoxicated Pilots, Negligent pilots and cabin crew, Numerous safety violations including lack of seatbelt enforcement, multiple people standing and jumping inside of aircraft pax becoming overly intoxicated, both pilots willfully leaving the controls, flight attendants improperly using safety equietment, allowed several unlicensed and untrained individuals to use the controls on the flight deck, rapid cabin decomp prompting oxygen masks to fall.
Hey! I love this song 😂! Is there any chance you could give me permission to do a react video to this one? Not sure if YT would strike it as copyright though. Would be so fun to do from a pilot perspective.
I was changing radio stations, and I stumbled into this station that was playing this song. I, until today, have never heard this song before, I loved it! I am a real airline pilot about to retire in two more years, and I will definitively get drunk on the plane as I go home to the sunset of my career. Thank you for making my day 😂👌🏻
I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7A I'm getting drunk on a plane I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy 'Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me Now I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays Hmm, I'm getting drunk on a plane Buyin' drinks for everybody But the pilot, it's a party Got this 737 rocking like a G6 Stewardess is somethin' sexy Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high, may never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane We had this date marked on the calendar forever We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane Buyin' drinks for everybody But the pilot, it's a party Got this 737 rocking like a G6 Stewardess is somethin' sexy Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high, may never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass 'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane Buyin' drinks for everybody But the pilot, it's a party Got this 737 rocking like a G6 Stewardess is somethin' sexy Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high, may never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane I'm getting drunk on a plane I might be passed out In the baggage claim, hmm But right now I'm drunk on a plane
Lol, so true.. I'll get in a 10 second car, or a track car and go balls too the wall without an ounce of hesitation, even bikes are a rush.. But sweet Jesus, before I even get through TSA I'm pale white, and drunk. I no shit on drink when I've gotta fly, lol..
Whytheirs nothing wrong with flying it's actuallly the safest way to travel cause trains crash so do automobiles for that fact !!! !!! 😑 sadly enough it still is the safest way to travel oddly enough !!!
I remember the jumpers from 9/11 jumping from the towers splattering all over the place. I remember about every 30 to 45 seconds hearing splat....splat...splat....splat
Ladies and Gentelmen, welcome aboard the riser air, where the drinks are complimentary, and we also have a band and a bunch of party cups that come out of who knows where????
+Harris Sawyer it's a blazer, I don't consider it a truck. My dad has a truck and he doesn't like country music. Not everyone with a truck has to like country
I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7A I'm getting drunk on a plane I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy 'Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me Now I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays I'm getting drunk on a plane Buyin' drinks for everybody But the pilot, it's a party Got this 737 rocking like a G6 Stewardess is somethin' sexy Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high, I may never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane We had this date marked on the calendar forever We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane Buyin' drinks for everybody But the pilot, it's a party Got this 737 rocking like a G6 Stewardess is somethin' sexy Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high, I may never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass 'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane Buyin' drinks for everybody But the pilot, it's a party Got this 737 rocking like a G6 Stewardess is somethin' sexy Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high, I may never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane I'm getting drunk on a plane I might be passed out In the baggage claim But right now I'm drunk on a plane
If your ever in the Winnipeg Manitoba this metal head would with out hesitation buy you beers till my card declined .You are inspiring and deserve to be on top. Live long and keep entertaining us. Positive energy will keep us moving forward.
I know plenty of black boys wearing Confederate 13 stars cross flag Technically theres only 8 types of blood across the world, skin color doest matter at all. Blood type can match anybody either color/nationality/religion etc P.S. Happens to be Ima doctor
This deserves more upvotes buddy. You need to be a dad/uncle/friend to understand the innocence and hilarity of that line and the way she sang it! Enjoy those for as long as possible!
+LasergunExtreme. It is a true story. There were 2 airlines flying from Malaga (Spain) to Manchester (UK). And they let me on. I also had an argument because I thought a lady was sitting in my seat. Imagine my embarrassment when after counting the passengers a few times they then asked "is somebody on the wrong plane?" I just knew it was me. I was sat at the back and the entire burst out laughing!
+C T one of the goodies in the comment section from when I started reading them. .. Fits perfectly AND is absolutely hilarious.. . A special 'hi' prom Croatia, Sir :D /although would b even more interesting if you were a woman xD/
The.lonely._girl tell your hipster friends if they listen to TØP, Chainsmokers, FLO-RIDA, or any top 40 then they listen to the same guy who wrote the lyrics to this song. 😉
To anybody reading this, I pray that whatever is hurting you or whatever you are constantly stressing about gets better. May the dark thoughts, the overthinking, and the doubt exit your mind may clarity replace confusion. may peace and calmness fill your life
I haven’t listened to country music since I was a child and that’s why I’m here today. To reminisce on the good times when life was easier. Thank you for your words
Country music is making a turn, and no it is not a U-turn. It has a beat now, even George Strait's new song has a beat to it. And besides, half of Johnny Cash's songs he wrote and sang while wasted.
Can we just take a second to realize how wrong this music video is? (the song is fine but I am talking about the music video itself) -sexy flight attendant -famous country singer -divorced couple on the same plane after breaking up on that vacation all on one plane. Guy gets drunk off his ex and then the whole plane goes into an alcoholic fit of crazy to the point where there is people getting rolled down the isle, people are pouring crazy amounts of wiskey and god knows what else into each other's mouths, (I think some guy breaks out a sombrero??) and EVERYBODY is drunk. Then the pilot joins in and of course he passes out. Then the famous country singer flys the plane and does an almost vertical climb and everybody is perfectly flat in their seats? also while the plane almost crashes the couple gets back together? I guess if your gonna die, you gotta clear some stuff up. I can understand that. BUT THEY DID NOT KNOW DIERKS WAS FLYING AND THEY WERE SO DRUNK THAT THEY FORGOT TO TRY TO GO AND CONTROL THE PLANE! Surely SOMEONE would think to go look. They only realize Dierks was flying until AFTER the plane doesn't crash despite the cabin door being wide open. (Kinda odd if you ask me) Can we just take a second to realize how many lawsuits the airline could have faced? that would be BAD... How does one plane have THAT MUCH alcohol...that's more alcohol than water on the plane... ---------------------------------- Ok that's my thoughts on the logic behind this music video The song is a killer though! :)
+Brittany Mallette I don't know if that's the proper past tense of "lay over," but I totally took it the wrong way... It sounded a lot more fun the first way.
