There's the "next goal wins" guy- even if the game isn't even. We also had "fliers" which allowed anyone who was defending to handle the ball in their own box. The amount of penalty shouts was always high xD
There was also the latecomer... Someone has something more 'important' to do and ended up coming to play late and having to ask which team they are on.
The phrase "doesn't count, keeper wasn't ready" stopped me from getting 7 goals at lunch time in year 4. Only 1 of my goals counted and they only said it because they were annoyed that the kid no one liked was actually decent at year 4 lunch time football. And yes I am still annoyed about it 7 years later.
As a defender, I hate goal hangers. They are always in an offside position. And our pitch is too big for a futsal pitch but too small for a football pitch, so we don't play offside rules (also because there's no refs) but the gameplay and formation is of an 11-a-side football team. And goal hangers are always the ones who celebrate extravagantly. Glory hunters, them lot.
There's sometimes that person who just falls over the ball constantly, and the person who tries to run to the goal with the ball and still misses the goal
The guy who ever owned the ball was always the biggest sook in school. All my mates use to play with this guy at lunch and when ever he got megged, missed a goal or humiliated. He would snatch the ball and run off the field and start sooking by himself.
2:07 if he’s a year below kid and he’s 12 then there 13 right Then they said “what year are you in” he said 2008 Let me get this clear 2008 is 10 years old, 2006 is 12 years old not 2008
Others I remember.. the ball hog that does a million stepover takes it round five players then loses the ball. I remember a lad that was also on the school team and was their star player. He was skillful but half the time his spinning and taking the ball from one side to the other amounted to nothing. He hung out with other school a team players who were all good and only passed to each other. But this lad would rarely even consider a pass to one of these 'lieutenants'. It was like an honour to receive a pass from him.
U forgot the shit one (when he scores everyone goes fucking mad) the next goal wins guy (even if they're up 10-0) the goal post maker (the goal is from my jumper to my coat) the pretend referee (who when someone fouls he pulls out an invisible card) The cuppy goalkeeper (when he kicks the ball out he makes sure it goes to the player he wants to win)The long shot taker (even if it's an open goal or the keeper stands still they go mental) The guy who decides if it's a penalty or free kick because there's no box, the person who says he's a famous footballer in the position he plays (e.g if he's attacking "I'm ronaldo" or in goal "I'm Neuer")when they're shit,the guy that when he loses count of the score u get into a big argument ("it's 5-0" "NO it's 5-2) and they eventually say start again
what about the 'ronaldo', the ones who always need people to pass to him, but he don't pass to people and just dribble all the time. when people failed he complains and complains, when he miss he just smiled and continue
