DIL TAKES DOWN THE COPS - Dan and Phil play The Sims 4: Season 2 #10 

they really appreciated those phil x nordvpn Wattpad fics 😭

If I didn't already have a subscription from one of Phil's links, that fic would have convinced me

I have never felt so compelled to get Nord VPN... Dan's fanfic convinced me

Dimensions have literally shifted

Yeah I would expect them to be like "what are you talking about 😑"

​@@dilara38641lmfao gotta plug that merch tho

I literally hate them for not leaving it alone and just keeping that channel separate I'm so mad, ruins the whole point

@@richag7573 ??? chill out

fr GIVE DALIEN HIS NEW STUFF

the claw is contagious 😨😨

omg

hitting the grippy

The ginger hair, the dye job, the claw hand...Dalien is just Phil

LMAO

That‘s objectively better

I AGREE 10000% WITH ASTRONAUT DALIEN!!

I was going to say Dil should be an astronaut but I think your idea is better

The only other option i would accept

This needs to be seen by dan and phil!

Agreed

"Allow me to break the ice" 🥶

Dil shows up on the crime scene and starts asking people about what killed the dinosaurs 💀

he was just encouraging his dad getting a new career 🥰

Poor second child. You know dil saw him and thought, look, its my other child, not dab!

honestly, that's so Castle of him

Dalien has daddy issues cause he doesn't know his paternal father

he's our billy elliot

Riverdale moment

his heart is in the dance

he's misinterpreted what "most hollywood actors have had a guest role on law and order" means

​@@sidoniegabrielle269Poor Dalien 😂

it's actually the best time

+ at least one Grandma Lester lore drop per video

Litterally my depression has diminished with the return of them

Someone actually found the newspaper article about Phil's story! It was posted on twitter! It's actually true. Ever little detail!

PHIL TWEETED YOUR COMMENT OMG CONGRATS

I think it's so funny when people call him mr. amazing. it is so fitting

I'm beginning to understand why people in other countries think we live in a complete dystopia.

They had yall line up your bags? They lined us up in the hallway while the dogs searched the room’s bags and hallway lockers 💀

​@@Confetti.CannonI've experienced both

who do you fink gave us After

@@cf6517After was a Wattpad fic. Ao3 is too good for such garbage 😤 (tbh I can’t think of an equally iconic ao3 fic)

@@cf6517oh my god… it all makes sense now

I absolutely believe this, not even kidding

MsKingBean revealed

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I said the exact same thing. 😂 And if they already have one, perhaps they neglected to turn it on... I forgot if they included one in the build vid, but I'm kinda assuming they didn't.

I think it’s just cuz the power/heat got turned off cuz they didn’t pay the bills

as we all know the enabler is far more guilty of fic crimes than the author

Behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person

dangerous

DANGEROUS 💀💀

My favorite youtubers Dangerous and Phil

He accidentally gave us the finger during that story.

HI MJ ITS YOUR BESTIE :) also get better at typing 😂

Just reading that made me cry, I can’t imagine how hard it must be for you. So sorry for your loss

I'm so sorry. I'm sure he's had a beautiful and happy life and is so grateful to you for giving him the best possible life. May Flip rest in peace. 🩷🥺🩷

Aw I'm so sorry. It's so hard going through this, and while nothing truly makes it better, I'm glad you and Flip can find a little bit of comfort watching this together. When my childhood cat passed a few years back, the Bubble Bobble video had just come out and we watched it together on her last night while I held her and cried. I'm crying again remembering that time and thinking of you. My current kitty sends both of you her best soothing purrs. Take care ❤

Sending you all the love. It’s beyond heartbreaking to lose a furry soulmate. So happy that you shared so many years of love together x

I lost my childhood cat of 20 years a month ago and the pain is only just starting to lessen. I will love her always, as I'm sure you will your cat. Wishing you all the best as you get through this. ❤️

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BRO NAH😭😂

Secure, Contain, Protect, Craft Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX, known as the "Dan&PhilCrafts" RU-vid channel, has been permanently removed from all publicly accessible internet platforms. The Foundation's Web Analysis and Containment Team (WACT) is tasked with monitoring online activity for any resurgence of SCP-XXXX or its associated phenomena. Individuals displaying knowledge of SCP-XXXX or its anomalous properties are to be detained for questioning and amnestic treatment as necessary. All members of the "Phandom" or "Phans," the cult-like following associated with SCP-XXXX are to be closely monitored for signs of abnormal behavior or manifestations of anomalous phenomena. Description: SCP-XXXX is a RU-vid channel formerly hosted by individuals identified as Daniel Howell and Phillip Lester, collectively known as "Dan and Phil." The channel primarily featured parody content of supposed crafting and do-it-yourself projects, presented in a lighthearted and comedic manner. SCP-XXXX gained a significant following, primarily among the adolescent and young adult followers of Dan and Phil, who refer to themselves as "Phans." Both Howell and Lester were previously subject to Foundation surveillance after they fled the UK in late December 2018 (shortly prior to the Winter Solstice) when sales of their tour DVD were found to be inducing bizarre symptoms in around ██% of those who watched it. The physical whereabouts of Howell and Lester were unknown for an approximately five year period. Although Foundation sources suggest they were travelling through the deserts of ██ and ██, visiting ancient sites of esoteric interest such the █ ██ of ██. This absence was explained to their followers as a “hiatus”. An unknown third party kept their respective social media platforms active with occasional uploads. Careful analysis by the Foundation has revealed the majority of this was AI generated. They resurfaced in October 2023. Despite extensive investigation, there is no indication of how or when they re-entered the country. The anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX became evident through the behavior of its subscribers. Phans displayed intense devotion to Dan and Phil, often engaging in rituals and activities based on instructions provided in SCP-XXXX videos. These activities ranged from harmless crafts to more concerning behaviors, including antisocial acts and the compulsion to disseminate key phrases such as “Don’t Cry, Craft” and “Pro-Tip” across all social media platforms. N.B. Research since Incident XXX-Alpha (see log below) has determined that the phrases used may be phonetic interpretations of pre-Babylonian deities. Namely Purotip and Suhfteneet, the gods of Darkness and Death respectively. Log Alpha The most recent SCP-XXXX video, (uploaded after a seven year gap, likely a period of occult significance) is designated as Incident XXXX-Alpha. This depicted Dan and Phil performing a ritualistic summoning of a Keter-class entity resembling traditional depictions of the Devil. The entity, designated SCP-XXXX-1, displayed reality-bending capabilities and posed an existential threat. SCP-XXXX-1 possesses the ability to manipulate reality, causing hallucinations and inducing extreme feelings of fear and paranoia in those who come into contact with it. SCP-XXXX-1 feeds on negative emotions, particularly fear and despair, which it uses to sustain itself and increase its power. Addendum XXXX-1: Incident Report XXXX-███ On ████/██/██, SCP-XXXX-1 was summoned via blood sacrifice into our dimension, causing a ██% increase in violent incidents and mass hysteria in the surrounding area. Foundation personnel engaged in a prolonged battle with SCP-XXXX, resulting in ██ casualties and extensive damage to the ███ locale. SCP-XXXX-1was eventually subdued and removed to Site ██ but not before inflicting severe psychological trauma on several personnel. Despite containment efforts, SCP-XXXX-1's influence continues to manifest sporadically, with reports of anomalous phenomena correlating to areas previously exposed to SCP-XXXX content. The exact nature of SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties and its connection to the SCP-XXXX-1 entity are under investigation. Research indicates a possible memetic influence embedded within the audiovisual content of SCP-XXXX, though the exact mechanisms of transmission and reception remain unclear. Efforts are ongoing to prevent the dissemination of SCP-XXXX content and mitigate the influence of the Phandom on a global scale. Addendum: Daniel Howell and Phillip Lester were found in a comatose state upon the Foundation Teams arrival. Consideration was given to terminating them, but the decision was made to administer amnestic treatment. They are being held at Site ██ (separate from SCP-XXXX-1) in a shielded cell that is an exact facsimile of the room from which they broadcast their standard videos. They have been subject to psychological conditioning and false memory imprints which has removed all knowledge of their capture. The plan is for them remain dormant until such times as the Foundation wishes them to generate new content and upload. After this time they will be sedated once more and kept kept alive but unconscious in secure containment. The false memory procedures will convince both Howell and Lester that their lives have been continuing as usual between videos. But in reality, the only time they are awake is during the creation of Dan&Phil videos. N.B Dr Heiden notes that “ordinarily long term memory wiping and false memory implants of this nature would be impractical due to the complexity of constantly constructing the minutia of a human life. But given that for these two, it appears to mainly consist of eating pizza and playing video games, in this instance it’s rather straightforward”.

lmao or they put a light behind the curtain to make it look like daytime

I was 14 when I first happened upon them and I got a puppy around the same time. I’m now 26, looking at my 12 year old dog, watching Dan and Phil and everything is perfect 😭

lmao they’ve given us slight trust issues

fr, we also had a dog warden visit our school and we did a dog dress up competition that was judged by the mayor and the warden? remember my dog coming second dressed as elvis

@@accessjess8042ELVIS 😭

well not anymore

*rocking back and forth* ACAB… ACAB

Ive watched dan and Phil for over 10 years since I was 13, and im now a police officer, surely I am an exception 🥺

​@Thomashorsman nope! willingly going into the police force does qualify you as a bastard, especially in the US. sorry, shoulda picked a better career path

@@Thomashorsmanno. quit your job

honestly i think they could have a lot of fun with the interrogations too, since the options are so insane!!

My sim had a whole story arc where she became disgraced after arresting the wrong person twice, and came back after a week's vacation to finally arrest the RIGHT suspect and get promoted to chief detective

@@kennalikespizza4515WAITTTTT I WOULD WATCH A SHOW OF THAT

i love making ethically inept sims and living out their deranged lives and watching everything fall apart so i might have to do a play through with a gritty cop.

i guess because nobody wants yo be a cop?💀💀💀

and the fact that the car wasn’t even acknowledged 😭😭

this is introverts erasure 😤

​@_bebeboudeur_ idk how to tell u this but introverts can have friends

@@demongrubbs (feeling attacked cause i don't, therefore my creativity is nothing) o u c h

Was thinking this as well!😂

what does it reference to?

@@enouementl dan's "how i got fired" video!

@@helloamanda04 ooh okay tysm!

i'm so so sorry for your loss :(

I’m sorry for your loss ❤️‍🩹 I lost my 13 year old dog back in February. It’s hard to lose them

the coroner eats the corpse in izombie

hey! how dare you! evil scientist is a perfectly respectable career!

Hey, he pushed science forward DECADES as a scientist