DISASTER MARATHON(CAVING/CAVE DIVING/DIVING/ VOLCANIC) GONE WRONG! 

I can't stop hearing 'goofy burger' in first one💀

Tight caves are crazy enough, without adding water. So many phobias combined into one hobby.

Robert Smith from The Cure dived down to help those people and it is rarely talked about. Props to our moody hero again. 🙏🏼

Did you say they were down there for THIRTEEN DAYS??? SURELY that can’t be correct??!!

Great story telling Sir .

I myself prefer exploring the sloppy wet taco leading to the infamous stinky buns.

Divers: You know what to do. Me: *produces tombstones* 😂 I spelled your name right? Oh, I hope don’t mind I used The Raven as the epitaph.

Poor guys trapped under all that rock

Jesus, WTF is wrong with people?? Why don’t they see the dangers that we see?? I’m baffled!!

Am I the only geek here, who heard the music and began to think this was an anomalous cave with supernatural properties?

Did he say goofy burger?🤔😁

Wait, let me get this straight. The cavers are way the hell underground clipped to ropes and the woman is completely stuck in freezing water with a waterfall pounding her on the head and she can’t even move and water is rising all around them and she’s got 800 feet of vertical climbing to go - and that’s when the dude “starts to get worried”? Man, I would’ve got worried as soon as I saw that friggin snake hole!

Sounds like you said 5 jews in the beginning 😂😂

It's goofy burger till you see the spelling. 🤭

If you can’t do 15-20 pull-ups in a row you probably shouldn’t be climbing or caving why didn’t the dude above her 6 feet drop a rope or cut his arm sleeve off and make a rope?! And pull her up! Oh wait he probably couldn’t pull up 100lbs lol guarantee non of these people work out and then they jump right into a marathon smh

How hard can it be to learn a french pronunciation and not call it the "Goofy Burger"

Mr ballen did so much better with story #2

I wish we had a cave diving/cave exploring simulator video game for those of us who want to cave dive but don’t wanna die

between Goofy Burger and Nutty Putty I think people need to think better names for these caves so people feel a bit more scared about them

Ignoring warning signs seems to be a big killer of experts.

They give these caves ridiculous names like "Goofy Burger" and "Nutty Putty" to try to keep people out but they STILL don't listen!!! Who wants to die in the "Goofy Burger" cave and claim that embarrassment out for eternity??? Apparently a few brave souls...

They died doing what they loved most, I wanna die doing something I hate, that way I don't have to finish what ever it is.

With no warning??? They had all the warning in the world. When the animals run, you better run too.

50% of these cave horrors stories can be translated to "suddenly flood"

I don't have any phobias or unusual fears. At least that's what I thought until I watched these cave diving videos! I'd rather face Freddie Kruger and Michael Meyer together, in the dark, than go cave diving in the light with the best equipment and professional guides.

mother nature gives us redflags, when the animals flee.... the sulphur....

I was like, ain't no way it's fucking called Goofy Burger.

That pressure decom death story. I cannot imagine a more gruesome death than being obliterated like that, barely anything recognizable as human remains to bury. It's such an awful way to go.

Many times cavers have needlessly died because of the rain miles away, you would think that people would have learnt by now but sadly you still hear of it happening, so unnecessary and sad...Mother Nature will do what she wants, when she wants and we need to learn to read the signs She gives us.

The closest I'll ever come to cave diving or exploring is watching this & Mr Ballen!

When the Geico Gecko takes a more alternative voice over job.

I kept thinking you were saying "The Goofy Burger". You might want to google pronunciations in future.

Goofy Burger

life is precious life is dangerous enough without adding to the danger you only get one life

"but ordinary radios won't work at these depths". Will 'special radios'? If so, it'd be worth it, in spades!

Story number 3: Roadblocks!?!?!? Are you kidding?!

When I look at something like this, I just have to shake my head. How can adults be so stupid as to go into a hole that's also full of water? And the worst part is that in order to recover remains, they have to endanger other people. I have no understanding or empathy for such idiots when they drown. Bad luck . If they had gone to a restaurant with their families instead of going on such an idiotic tour, the undertaker would not have made any money.

As far as the various cracks at cave disaster RU-vid goes, yours is a delivery I like. Well-paced, non-judgemental. One thing to watch, though: there's a biiig volume drop between the first and second video, and then it spikes back up on the third, which is gonna cut into ease of listening. Think you've got potential, so just watch those technical details and keep doing what you're doing.

there was absolutely no regard for the human life in Martinique…really goes to show the darkness in those tropical places against native & African populations

I get it, it seems like a romantic idea and challenge to do to these adventures solo and prove you can, but in reality it’s much more practical to have guides. Just so you don’t get lost or if you get hurt or sick. Isn’t better to live for more adventures in the long run? I guess I like moderate adventures.

I wish the subtitles would take the first story seriously and stop calling it Goofy Burger cave

I really enjoy your videos but, story 3 begins with what I assume to be an intended, ominous low frequency tone for dramatic effect. Except (for those of us that have large surround audio systems) it is so loud you cannot enjoy the dialogue without rattling your home. It would seem that the story itself is the dramatic effect and that a high level low frequency tone droning on is more annoying than adding more to an already fascinating story. A suggestion is to pre-screen your video using headphones, a small system and a large system. Adjust your levels in the final mix to arrive at a happy medium. Any background audio is more pleasant being ambient, not overwhelming.

Is this the geico gecko moonlighting reading creepy stories

Who would've stayed when the animals came down off the mountain? So stupid.

Genuine question: WHY do cave mappers not bring any kind of guiding wire or anything down with them? It should be like, Okay, I swam as far as I could on this tank of oxygen, now I have to turn around. I'll leave my wire bolted into this rock here as a checkpoint and follow the line back to the boat. We can pick this up from this point tomorrow. Etc? How many people would be prevented from being lost if they could simply just follow some type of line back to where they came from?

Great work, I like your presentation style. Excellent video, subbed! Thankyou.

It's wonderful that Nickola's (sp?) Husband funded the 'phone'. Hungarian is one of the most difficult languages to learn, starting with the larger alphabet. Even I can't pronounce all the words or last names, athough I can speak a bit. 😂 Istvan means Stephen. Oddly enough, Hungarians introduce themselves with their surname name first, then their first and middle names after.

Prefer Gouffre Burger with Cheese...🍔

The thing that makes cave diving so scary is that you can't even try to go up for air, if there are any problems you're dead..

I, too, descended to the Goofy Burger when I lowered my standards from the OutBack Fillet to their inferior chopped sirloin burger, otherwise known as the sub-par Goofy Burger off the kids meal.

Technically nobody can truthfully say they (they referring to themselves) died doing what they loved.

I really like the narrator. No unnecessary "dramatic" intonations, soothing voice, factual and calm. Subscribed!

Saturation diving “one of the most highly paid jobs in the world” ??? Not even close, dude Sportsmen. Entertainers. Film stars. Even surgeons and company directors. Too many jobs to list that earn W-A-Y more than divers.

😂 something not everyone can say they experienced....if your dead you can't say you experienced anything 🤦🏻‍♀️🙃like...yeah

With no warning the mountaintop shot off in an explosion… you mean no warning like months of increased shit coming out and down the mountain including swaths of animals, mud, lava, smoke etc.??? I’d call that months of fucking warnings.

For the Gouffre Berger cave deaths (Story #1), everyone of those "professional" cave explorers were fools! If you know a cave is over a thousand meters deep, why would you go on a rainy day? Always check the weather prior to risky outdoor adventures! Furthermore, a basic simple study of the surrounding topography to each csve entrance would tell you all you need to know about the dangers of cave flooding, not to mention the fact that limestone is very porous and slippery when wet! These were definitely not experienced cave explorers because they lacked a basic education in both geology and survival skills. Do you know what water feels like when it hits you on the head from a few thousand feet? They obviously didn't know and that's what led to their downfall.

Story #5....the key word that caught my attention was EXPERIENCED ... which means nothing in cave diving. Sorry diver Shane lost his life.

Fantastic story telling. You have a bright youtube future ahead of you.

The retelling of what happened to Mike and Shane has many inaccuracies. Dive talk have a video where they interview Mike about what really happened.

My mans really survived a volcanic eruption that killed LITERALLY everyone besides him and one other and he joins the circus. IDK if that's based cause the circus might not have been all that bad of a gig back then. Or just messed up that homie had to get pointed and stared at after surviving something so horrific.

Goofy Burger :D

24:14 What language is that fellow speaking at the beginning? It's a bit like German, but no German I've heard.

why are you random volume levels in the same video?

Goofy Burger, Nutty Putty?! Who the heck names these places?! 🤦😂

Just a tip from a geologist; volcanoes do not "explode", they erupt...

You all do great work...these videos scare me but Im addicted to them and cant stop watching..thank you!

Story #3 is fascinating beyond the events that happened there. We can all agree "experts" told what to say by those in charge, have had devastating consequences (as this story and many like it have proven). But there's this bizarre mainstream belief that this doesn't happen anymore today. This belief is based on literally nothing. It's believed because it's comfortable. Please, listen to the experts, but be skeptical of them too.

Byford Dolphin = Delta P Delta P...when it has you, it has you.

Love the longer videos

People need to stop 🛑🛑 playing deadly games with their life's

Someone should open a restaurant on site called the Goofy Burger

Honestly thought you said "Goofy Burger" and nearly had a heart attack

Welcome to goofy burger home of the goofy burger can i take your order?

Literally did not miss one opportunity to say burger did ya? Goofy burger at that 😂

Yeah may Nicola rest in piece. The other guy who died tho? Screw him i guess.

Why is yout audio all over the place, listen to your own video before you upload it

"...they died doing what they loved?" I would disagree, unless they loved drowning. Speaking from experience, it is not a pleasant experience to almost drown. I can`t imagine drowning full on is any more desirable.

The saturation divers tragic end could’ve been so easily prevented. It’s hard to believe that even in the 1970s the pressure bell wasn’t built with a simple interlock. Not a complex device by any means.

The Byford Dolphin rig was scrapped in 2019. Good riddance, it was cursed. There was another death in 2002 on the rig where a worker was stuck on the head and killed.

So nobody in this expert, experienced caving club thought to check the weather forecast? Or, they knew the forecast, but felt they could outsmart the weather? Unbelievable and very sad.

Abject Insanity! The horrific irony is that these people gleefully volunteer to engage in the UNTHINKABLE!

Yeah, as if I would hear warnings about a possible volcano eruption and wouldn't go on a vacation

31:04 Most people would've died quickly from inhaling the superheated gasses. They said most bodies looked like they died unaware. Only those on the fringes survived to suffer burns.

I don’t understand y in the first story ppl who are very experienced and educated in cave diving ignore those warning signs that they had and just decided to do it anyway I’m guessing if anyone did that they would be appalled bc they don’t have experience or education or credentials and reputation of a long standing professional college run cave club it makes absolutely no sense this scenario should r been classified as at the very least negligence I’ve seen ppl who had no warning signs charged with worse and even if they could afford a good lawyer and get not guilty their lives financially and family were all completely ruined for doing nothing wrong other than being present

I’m mind blown that if I know that all of these professional experienced expert cavers can do everything right but get killed anyway ppl that do not have any of that willingly chose to go into any caves

good video

It’s “ gouffre Berger” instead of “goofy Burger”. Gouffre means gap and a man named Berger, discovered it.

for only 30k to 40k a month to do that job NO Fn Way I would have to be paid 1001100k at least 😊

Goofy Burger. Mmmmmmm.....Burger.

Dose no one learn from history? Volcano equals trouble when it starts to rumble and sends gifts flying

I would subscribe but that music screw's everything up I can't hear what the hell you are saying so I am going to move on,

Lots of repeated information in the first story. It's not bad but can definitely be improved immensely with some better script writing.

With technology today maybe someone will invent a way for underwater divers to communicate with each other .

Goofy Burger? Isn’t that what they said my wife tried serving me to get the life insurance payout?

Would suck to be known for having died in a place that sounds like goofy burger….

i kept hearing "goofy burger". i see its spelled Gouffre Berger

Fkn "volcanic" got me

I can't help but think that if an adventure didn't go wrong sometimes, it would remove the sense of adventure, wouldn't it. We call it tragic but what else fuels the sense of exhilaration but the risk and overcoming it when others have not? Foam padding the playgrounds actually limits future innovation change my mind.

3:00 ok so it looks like she grew a beard and gained some weight here. Go girl.

I wish the narrator would have learned how to pronounce Gouffre Berger somewhat properly. 😕