DISGUISED TOAST VS TRUMP - A Hearthstone Showdown 

"do you bleed trump?"

WHO IS MARTHA?

slenderman merryman who goes yarr?

They didn't even bond over their moms at the end of the match! 2/10. Needed Kibler as Lex Luthor

that comment made my day

"These cards are worthless!"

Fucking made me laugh and cry when Trump got those demons and his reaction.

"Grandpa, why did you put these cards in your deck?"

*Insert comment quoting joke from video* HaHa hilarious my dudes!

I screamed when he chose 3 random demons. He should've chose 10 armor the first time and anything else the second time! I think he was anxious and wasn't thinking clearly, you shouldn't try to rely on pure RNG when trying to win.

SnX TiF kripp was right.

SnX TiF why ? it should be an easy D.

yea but he is winning by making decisions... doing someting doesnt mean you acting to do it...

The perfekt description for Pirate Warrior :D

Could be pirate warriors anthem :D

Yes and his name is Donald (Trump)

got unsubbed to you. welp.

TRIGGERED

YEs ThErE wILL bE, aLL hAiL lOrD tOaSt

Disguised Toast aren't you hiding your face on RU-vid?

Not really that impressive. He'd played PO and Faceless earlier so he was definitely running Leeroy, he knew he had two random demons from the potion, and Twisting Nether and Demonwrath are close enough to being staples of Renolock that it would've been an easy guess.

i mean, this is the entire point. He wasn't GUESSING. It also isn't crazy but the demonwrath was a good call, and going around tell people that it wasn't impressive is a pretty lame use of your time. I'm sure you are better than toast, good work.

NoeLPZC is one of those guys who say "this is impressive? Am I the only one who can do this like every game?"

Don't get me wrong - it's still impressive - but at high rank most players are playing pretty stock-standard decks (with minor variations sometimes), and all players are running good decks (you wouldn't see a control-oriented deck without board clears, for example). Like I said in my first comment, you could "easily" (with the requisite knowledge of high-rank deck archetypes) deduce his hand from the cards he'd played (as Toast did). It would be _much_ harder to predict the hand of a rank 20 player than a rank 1 player, since they could have all sorts of crazy things in there. Maybe they have Reckless Rocketeer because they don't have Leeroy yet, maybe they're running DOOM! over Twisting Nether, maybe they have The Boogeymonster because it was their first legendary and they're excited to play with it.

NoeLPZC and mabie they have emperor thurassian, tundra rhino, faceless manipulator, young dragonhawk, bran bronzebeard, and 2 abusive seargents.

Look, guys, it's talking trash!

Why do you read the comments before watching the video? You should know better

Damn dude, first, I was kidding and idk if it's obvious for your little brains or not, and second, I didnt even understand what you wrote there Imomega. Maybe clear for you, but not for us normal humans

Not looking isn't hard either.

lol. Pretty much says has no self control.

Top 10 comments on RU-vid 2017

Wrong channel

AbysLord nice, you got the joke

i dont get it

Matthew Healy Jens (pronounced Yens) is the editor for Trump's youtube channel. Recently he's had slme really creative edits and the community has been all over him recently

Jens has had next-level edits for ever, that's how he got the job with Trump in the first place

Boki in The Dark Woki на

Boki in The Dark Woki top 10 anime love triangles

Bet he'll tweet about it at 3 a.m. Cause that's what the POTUS is for.

Toast beats everyone though.

While playing un-meta decks.

And while firing ajit pai

POTUS defeated by cooked bread!

Disguised toast learned Trumps asian RNG technique

I can choose ragnaros's target, and it deals 30 damage, #alternativefacts

Toast is a bad hombre.

AbzOnline trump's executive orders are called Trump Cards

and then trump discarded shadowflame

Itama nice one

they both get shit on

I just shit my pants

how are you verified with 100 subscribers

yea how are u and whats the point>?

Because getting verified is so hard am I right?

Yup sorry everyone tiny dick guy nailed it.

Wait ur talking about Kripp and Forsen right?

SnipeReno ToasteReno

i dont hink he is sniping, is simply that ladder have only 6 decks or so currently, so knowing whats in your opponent deck is pretty easy

I think he was kidding. I'm pretty sure toast didn't snipe.

Well... he already is pro. Playing hearthstone is his profession

ya definition of pro is being paid to do something. If you make one dollar doing anything you are technically 'pro'

DirtiestHaRRy AND NOW YOU KNOW FOR SURE

Craft golden legos and make mexico pay for them.

Incredibly BAD more like it! #Toast2020

BlitzedKip420 #Roast2020

he is a nazi what do u expect? TUCK FRUMP

TimTim Bananadroid seriously

More like too greedy...

Im Not German professional Hearthstone commentary

Tbf toast had such an understanding of the threats that he knew what was in trumps hand in the end

Feelink Que sorpresa pillarte por acá Feelink senpai

im just as surprised as you are :p

Feelink el Padre del Value a Hablado, kappa

loool no me esperaba encontrarte aca :0 PD: gracias a vos pude llegar a las 12 victorias de arena, gracias :,D

Just believe in parallel universes; In another dimension Trump will have gotten 6 jaraxxi out of his potions.

Is Trump lawful neutral and Disguised Toast chaotic neutral?

ScalesOfBalance I mean, we know which of them is more fond of numbers and math...

Do you mean Seppuku/Harakiri?

Appleman Were you the one in School that always ruined the fun ?

Alex OmO probably

ScalesOfBalance sudoku is a number puzzle, seppuku is when a samurai would kill themselves if their honor was questioned

Irsan Henk theres no lights out

λ Fixed match. I didn't see any calculators!!

Get Amaz in there and you have the Hearthstone Holy Trinity

Hahahaha

Amaz is annoying at best.

he's asian, they're good with computers

Steve Napierala Especially compared to the Kibler vs Toast video and the epic shit talking that ensued there

What happened between Kibler and Toast?

Kaneki Oh, dude, you are in for a TREAT. Kibler bumped into Toast at legend (if I remember correctly) and they ended up having a best of 3 on the spot. They were talking smack the whole time and it was HILARIOUS; I was laughing like crazy during the whole thing. It was all in good fun, there's no beef or anything, but they're both really witty so it was great to watch. It's on Kibler's channel but you can find by it searching "Kibler vs Toast" in the search bar. Enjoy!

Get a new potato to watch on it's 2017 potatoes are at least running at 480p

fastpace101 I don't have access to Wi-Fi where I'm staying.

Other picks were even worse

NOW, you must always pick it

Lulz I prefer him without the mask

just appreciate the joke lul

Victor Voia too much work for too little pay

TakingThisWay quality content will keep subs happy though

Try Nobbel87, He's the go to guy for wow lore but he does a Hearthstone series as well

Sythco I know Nobbel, he simply isn't all that interesting to me anymore. It's my inner hipster at play here

Victor Voia there is a good russian channel. His name is Wyrmwood. His knowledges are great but there is no eng subtitles.

That's because Blizzard's effect exact order is: 1) Deal damage; 2) Freeze; so Imp Gangboss first summons the imp which immediately gets freezed.

Daniel Algarin who's the third? Choose carefully.

very glad somebody else spotted the carl weathers line

what do you mean? toast won by pure skill /s

Frump's demons were arse though.

Damien Weyrauch was being sarcastic.

TinyZu Losing streak?

Nikos Gavra This is from the stream, so no mask

Kyle Knotts Bread*

welcome to hearthstone

well, he got one iceblock allready , the second one wasnt even played...

*"So how does it feel to have a relatively normal win in hearthstone?"* RNG is atleast 50% of the game, face it fanboy.

FeelsPavelMan

FeelsGoodMan

How did you know I was? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

бля я думал киргизы

а какая разница?)

Aa HET

Either sweat build-up under them that he wants to wipe off or a tick he does when he's thinking. Not sure which.