Disney Doesn't Want Me Telling You This About The Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser 

Galaxys Edge feels like a giant shopping mall that just happens to have 2 rides

Idk man, Disney World just seems to be more and more stressful and anxiety inducing than what I remember it being. It was better back when they reopened as far as crowds went for sure but that'll likely never happen again in our life times (unless we get covid-19v2) but I REALLY don't understand if they're keeping the reservation system and they have the numbers and know what different capacities feel like, why they wouldn't lower the max capacity for the parks to that "optimal" limit and then at 2pm when park hopping becomes available, increase the limit to its current capacity. I feel like things would smooth over much more that way but idk for sure, that's just my take. But you're right, Disney is alienating its pass holders and Florida residents, along with the middle and lower classes for families that make 150k+ per year that can afford to buy and experience everything Disney. Heck, when my wife and I just went last weekend we were seeing families with these tour guides all around Disney that apparently cost 400-800 dollars PER HOUR and, not only that, have a 7 HOUR MINIMUM for purchase. Absolutely blows my mind who would want to spend that kind of money just to walk around the parks like normal people with cast members. At this point, it's probably cheaper just to tour the world for real than go to Epcot which is a depressing thought :(

"Don't worry, we're here to rescue you." Wow, don't sound so happy or thrilled! Can't you just hear the joy in her voice from having to say the same line everyday for hours?

Imagine flying from the UK paying a fortune for flights, hotel and tickets going for your one day to Hollywood Studios and not being able to ride on most of the attractions as they are either closed or the wait times are so long that you spend your day queueing. And to top off your amazing day, and just to rub it in, you get to stand and watch as the rich people walk straight on. Just think about those people who only have one or two days in the park in their one week holiday.

I feel like the galactic star cruiser is more of a one time thing. If it’s potentially good then they may have some recurring customers. But even then most people won’t be able to afford it in the first place.

Really appreciate your honesty! Hope that will never change. Especially the humor you add to your opinions. Most entertaining! You are definitely the best blogger now. Also like how you maintain your integrity.

We’ve stayed at an immersive hotel in Germany that’s linked to Phantasialand theme park (similar thing to the Star Wars hotel) and it’s absolutely amazing. The Starcruiser however doesn’t give unlimited access to the attached theme park.

I love the interactions the cast gives on Rise. One of the cast members called out my husband and said, “does he always dress like that? How embarrassing.” I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time, totally made our day. Best ride ever!

I love Disney's "budget cuts'' like they're hurting so badly for money that they can't create the detailed attractions that they promised lol

I hope people realise that you're not hating, you're just caring and wanting people to have a good experience from what I see

Yhea so your telling me I’m going to spend $6,000 to be lock up in a bunker with no windows to sit there to pretend I’m in space . Yhea No thank you.

Dude, just found you. I appreciate your honesty. As much as I love my regulars I think they have some confirmation bias. I can imagine if I were getting free admission and perks I may also be loose with my praise rather than give the uncomfortable truth. Thanks again man, subscribed!

6:58 I know these aren't Hollywood actors, but my god it's just so phoned in.

Peter, Kitra, and you are the few I trust with a review of the starcruiser. I know Disney must have snubbed you with that first go around.

I remember watching the Friday Night Tights livestream where they absolutely ROASTED the living hell out the first trailer, and in response, Disney pulled the trailer after the first 10mins. of the livestream!!🤣🤣🤣 Priceless!! #FandomMenace #screwdisney

Omg Kevin THANK YOU for being so honest enough to point out what we are all thinking and feeling!!!

So the bushes on wheels is a permanent edition to a Star Wars land? At this point, sure. Why not? 🤷🏻‍♀️ Another creative Disney triumph.

At 14:05 I am over your right shoulder talking to the cast member in the red shirt and boba fett hat. I was waiting to get my legacy lightsabers for maul wish I had seen you before I went in. I love your channel and what you do keep up the work.

I really like this channel. You can really like (maybe even love) Disney and still be critic about it. Dont we all do it to our family members?

I grew up in a poor family and we never got to go to Disneyland. I didn't care then and I don't care now. I just like to hear how bad things are getting there.

Disney probably would have been better off have periodic Star Wars-themed cruises on ACTUAL cruise ships.

I just got off the Starcruiser two days ago and all I can say is wow! I paid 6,000 dollar base fee and probably spent 3k on souvenirs and Disney schlock. I think it’s money well spent considering I did 2 days or larping and watch the Ooze man from Power Rangers sing. My favorite part was watching Kathleen Kennedy take a lightsaber and stab Mark Hamill in the back. Felt weird and out of place but I’m a mindless droid now because if Disney made it - it must be right. As for the food - the orange chicken and fried chicken was amazing. I had to pay 10 dollars for a side of fries and 3 dollars to get them salted but boy were they munchy. Nom nom! The drinks were incredible too. Since no women with a brain were on the ship, I was unable to awkwardly flirt with any of them and buy them a drink against their will. However, my 25 dollar half pint wine cooler was amazing and was cool because it was purple. Ooo space drink cause purple! Anyways, it was amazing riding the Star Trek ship and spending half my salary on this trip. Looking forward to next year!!

I watched all of Ordinary Adventures videos & it does seem neat, but not worth it for me. I'm not a fan of the sequels. Now, if the experience was based off of the original trilogy or heck, even the prequels lol, I'd be dying to go! 🤷🏼‍♀️

15.00 for fast lane? dont think so, the trick go on 1 minute before the park closes, you'll be there less than 30 minutes

My own thoughts.... 1. The problem with this is that it's going to be a "one and done" thing for most families. When they do it once, they aren't going to want to do it again. At least not for those prices. This is going to really hurt Disney, because... 2. The penalizing for a single berth is probably to drive away those particular incel-ish SW fans who have the highest potential of turning off the family-vacation big fish with their antics and very presence. However, that is a big revenue demographic for Star Wars, like it or not. And honestly, these are the kinds who are likely to do the Starcruiser multiple times. 3. People have been boggled by the multi-thousand price tag for two nights -- for most of us, that's outrageous. But there really are plenty of die hard Disney families who go to the park 2-3 times a year and drop 10k easy each time. They're more common than one might think. 4. While Chapek is at the helm, get used to this trend of "pay more and get less." As long as people pay, he'll keep jacking up the prices while dropping the quality. That's his idea of dealing with the over-crowding at the parks: just squeeze out the lower-middle-class families (who probably dont drop much $$ at the parks anyway) 5. People who have never participated in a LARP before will be far more impressed by this than anyone who HAS been in a LARP. Because most of the appeal to the former is that they are participating in a roleplaying game for the first time in their lives. LARP vets will see how cheesy and superficial this really is.

You are so right about Disney becoming elitist and only people with money can afford it.

Oh honey, please, you didn’t have to tell me about the expensiveness. I surmised that myself. I went in 1994 and 1996. There is no way I’m going to pay their prices today.

seeing those wait times as a european.. what the fuck

At first the star Wars hotel was $6000 and sold out. Then Boom! People have been cancelling all over the place. Too expensive for nothing!!

Disney just announced they are closing this after Sept. This is what happens when you put greed before everything else

You gotta be out of your mind to drop $4k for a mall experience.

Those Holocrons went fast. I was down there last week and they were out. Also, it seems they’ve been out of the nicer lightsaber sheaths for a while, as a cast member asked me if they were finally back in stock when they saw mine, which I had gotten during a visit a few years ago

Remember when galaxy’s edge was empty in 2019

"Lightning Lane?" Isn't that code for "why bother if you don't have this perk?" For $4k the Galactic Shoebox doesn't look very good.

I have a feeling we will be seeing the galactic star cruiser on an episode of defunctland soon

its gonna be a massive flop.... what I've seen is so cringe. I love star wars more than anything... Its been insanely mishandled by Disney. They've ruined star wars for me. Mandelorian is all I have hope for...

The Starcruiser looks depressing. I hope it ends up looking better

The horrible acting on Rise of the Resistance makes me laugh.

Appreciate the honesty and balance between good and bad, subscribed!

Liked and subscribed because of all the rawness and honesty!! I’m taking my family to Disney in 2023… I went years ago before kids and couldn’t wait to share that experience with my own one day. But now… ugh. It’s depressing what WDW is doing $$$

“Tell me where the resistance base is!”. MAR A LAGO!

What most of these reviews don't tell you are that they had discounted prices to review this. But the reality is its too expensive and it's basically a 2 day "simulation" just like the ride that's already there. Just wait. The price WILL drop.

Galactic Star Cruiser looks depressing.

I love Peter and Kitra, and I watch and enjoy all their videos, but in terms of trusting someone to deliver a critical review around Disney producing an authentic Star Wars experience, I’ll appreciate and take in their input, but I’ll also be checking out the reviews of Dan-O from The Dan-O Channel and Spencer from Best Life & Beyond. Also worth having on the radar Thanks for the park update! 🐾

The crowds alone is enough to keep me out. I hate crowds. You would have to pay me to deal with crowds. So you never see me at Disney.

This video makes me want to avoid Disney World at all costs…

Why would people complain about a 130-minute wait? I went to Universal Orlando in the "off-season" and the wait time for Hagrids Motorbike Adventure first thing in the morning? It WAS 30 minutes, then it stretched to an extra 2 hours because the ride is SO problematic, poorly designed, unreliable, etc. It just kept breaking down all morning. After 90 minutes, I gave up and walked away. They really need to tear it down because it's an embarrassment.

Love your videos, you are honest and funny!! Glad I found your channel!

Putting the jedi holochron in the sith section really is an eyesore for me and says we don't really care about our lore or products

I have literally never wanted to do anything less than this. Gah!

I saw someone's video about their stay at the new hotel... way before it's supposed to be open. And it was a glowing recommendation full of concept art? Thanks for the channel rec, I'll definitely be checking that one out!

Budget cuts at a place like Disney makes no sense to me. Greed at its finest.

Rich people don't pay for junk like that...only the working poor; how do you think the 1 % stay wealthy?

That Star Cruiser is ridiculously overpriced and underwhelming. It's just plain awful.

Whoa this dude looks like Colt from 90 day fiancé’s TWIN I literally thought it was him lol

$600/night? When Dad, my brother and I went to Disney World, a hotel room cost $42 a night, and being a kid, I thought that was a lot. Either I've gotten older than I thought, or hotel room costs have skyrocketed. (I'll also say that I haven't stayed at a hotel in over a decade, so I really don't know what the costs are now.)

Disney really missed the mark with toy story land not having Pizza planet or Als toy barn 😞

From everything I've seen Star Cruiser looks more like that cruise ship in The Fifth Element instead of Star Wars.

New subscriber here- thanks for your honesty! I subscribed because you simply gave the facts and didn't bash anything negatively... Looking forward to watching more of your videos 👍

It’s a coin toss. The earlier promos made the bridge look plastic and the lightsaber training look lame. The new promos look great but are also over produced with flashy lighting and probably some visual effects. I think the cast members and performers will make it very special but that may not matter in the end.

Lol, no one wants to see a Westside Story!!🤣🤣

The food looks bad. The lines look like a drag, and not the good kind. I miss the good old days when it wasn’t as astronomically expensive, and you could go on a week day when it wouldn’t be as crowded. Great channel by the way. 👍🏼

Went to Universal for 2 days right before Christmas with 4 people and stayed 4 nights at Surf Side hotel for less than $2,000

even worse a 3 hour wait for Rise....and the major scenes aren't working....but hey as long of good ol' Bobby boy got his bonus all is well right?

I totally agree. If Disney wants the beaucoup money they really should have tried to play to the older fans that saw the OT in the theater. I've been collecting for 40 years...I stopped when the sequels came out because they didn't appeal to me. If Galaxy Edge had been Mos Eisley and OT, then I'd be dropping $. If the hotel was OT and not Whine-Lo Ren, I'd drop $$$ for that type of immersive experience. As long as it's sequel based I've got other hobbies that are happy to take my money,

Disney put out a press release today that theyre shutting down this shartshow.

Imagine paying the admission and things are down or not there..insane Disney get It together

I neeeeeed to go back. I was a CP at MK in 2001. Got to work in characters. Best time of my life.

How do people get all their toys home? One of those droids would take a complete suitcase 🤨

New here , please never loose your honesty it’s so refreshing and your not a booty kisser again super great to find someone I can come to watch and trust to get an honest video. 👏also can we get a follow up ( apologies if I’m about to find one on your videos list)

Where are all the aliens and free roaming droids in galaxies edge they promised? Besides the hotel?

Your correct Peter and Kitra are the only ones I would TRUST for an Honest review

So high priced garbage trip. My family did universal in Florida and had a blast . I wanted to take them to Disney too but all I have seen was trash. We decided to just do universal and were so right.

I'm wear that same Grogu shirt as I watch this

$600 a night at the art of animation - I’m spending and have spent $500 a night to stay at the Grand Floridian - I have never heard of anyone spending that at AOA - are you getting a suite on Christmas Day???

Unless you actually experience Starcruiser, a review is useless from second hand reports.

Peter and Kitra will be going twice. The second trip, they paid for themselves.

Some of the cast just sound like their not into it "C'mon guys, we're here to rescue you....."

The imperial officer sounded dead inside

Without having any influence or bias, even I noticed that when watching footage of the Starcruiser. I was like 'for some reason, this all looks really cheap.' I couldn't put my finger on why. I just feel like there was so much potential with lighting, detail, LEDs, screens...and yeah, they just didn't do any of it. All the walls and hallways and stairwells look so bland and cheap and just clearly on earth. not like a spaceship. And the review people of course are RAVING but when you see it with your eyes, the footage, it's like 'this is not that impressive.' For the amount of money it costs, it does not look worth it. Like, your room should come with a bottle of champagne and a snack area. You should have an incredible tub and shower bathroom.

lol as im watching this im wearing the same grogu shirt💀

Like everything Disney, it's a giant steaming pile of...well, you know.

If you want the high-end people with money then they expect a high-end experience and if you don't deliver they'll tear you apart .

It's funny... I'm currently in the process of selling off all my toys/merch/crap that I've accumulated since childhood... and oftentimes I forget that Disney just sells mountains of meaningless merch and toys for $25 USD a pop, every day, to people like who I used to be. I know EXACTLY how it feels to look at a neat and tidy display of toys, for my brain to go "AHHH EDOPRHINS!" and to scoop up armfuls of it. I was that guy... for Sonic the Hedgehog, Dragon Ball, Power Rangers... etc. Don't do it. One day you look at the embarrassing pile of childish crap and go ..."oh my god...why didn't I stop?" That was me. Save your money, and buy yourself one, really nice thing that looks impressive, and LOOKS expensive. Not dump-trucks full of bottom-shelf dolls and keychains and meaningless "excess".

Nope, no way in hell! I don't like... Crowds or people in general for that matter! Huge pass!

You’re the only vlogger whose opinion I trust. Thank you for your honesty I really appreciate it.

Appreciate the honest updates. Making our first trip to Batuu in April and celebrating our 20th anniversary aboard the Halcyon. Can't wait to see Peter and Kitra's review this morning.

The droids gave more realistic performances than the human actors.

just stumbled across your channel! thanks for your coverage!

The cripple in the lazy people in wheel chairs takes away from the town

Kevin. You’re the best. Thank you for sharing :)

No one gives af about the sequel trilogy characters

i would love to go do the whole cruiser thing but it will never happen. with having to fly from norway and then those prices. nope.

I had more fun following a man walking his husky in UK on RU-vid. Glad to realise I haven't missed out by not visiting. I couldn't afford a hot dog there? Too expensive. Thanks for sharing as always an eye opener. 😊

That is why I’m an Universal Studios fan and I don’t go to Disney anymore.

Did you HEAR yourself say “only 80 minutes”!?! You crack me up. Love your videos. I’m not surprised there might be mold issues in Mermaid, it always smelled so bad. Interesting about the number of costume options being sold Random question- Guests aren’t allowed to wear costumes in GE but guests on the StarCruiser who will be visiting GE are encouraged to dress up. How are they going to reconcile that? They should just let everyone who wants to dress up like Universal does.

Disney’s virgin land looks pretty cool

They should have more aliens casually walking around. It just doesn’t feel like Star Wars. And have the land transcend generations. Imagine seeing young Luke and Leia?

This should’ve been a stage show like Indiana Jones. Disney just wasted everything for this “hotel,” and no doubt this’ll come back to bite them in the ass.

Disney needs to greatly reduce the cost as not only is this above other establishments price points, the experience is directed toward a niche audience: those who like Star Wars AND like escape room / who done it type experiences. If you break it down to Park Ticket $110, Meals $35x6, Magic Band $30 then its $350 per person plus the 20 hours of 'entertainment' at $100/hour then the experience should cost no more than $2700 for a party of 2 and $3400 for a party of 4.