If one day I'd get so rich, I'd definitely hire you to sing at my wedding. You have the most beautiful heavenly male voice I have heard in my entire existence!!!!!
The seaweed is always greener In somebody else's lake You dream about going up there But that is a big mistake Just look at the world around you Right here on the ocean floor Such wonderful things surround you What more is you lookin' for? Under the sea Under the sea Darling it's better Down where it's wetter Take it from me Up on the shore they work all day Out in the sun they slave away While we devotin' Full time to floatin' Under the sea We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no! We don't talk about Bruno... but It was my wedding day It was our wedding day We were getting ready, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky No clouds allowed in the sky Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin- Thunder! You telling this story, or am I? I'm sorry, mi vida, go on Bruno says, "It looks like rain" Why did he tell us? In doing so, he floods my brain Abuela, get the umbrellas Married in a hurricane What a joyous day... but anyway We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no! We don't talk about Bruno! Well, Ali Baba, he had them 40 thieves Scheherazade had a thousand tales But, master, you're in luck because up your sleeves You got a brand of magic never fails You got some power in your corner now Heavy ammunition in your camp You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo, and how? All you gotta do is rub that lamp And then I'll say "Mr. Man, what's your name? Whatever- What will your pleasure be? Let me take your order, I'll jot it down" You ain't never had a friend like me Life is your restaurant And I'm your maitre d' Come, whisper to me whatever it is you want You ain't never had a friend like me We pride ourselves on service You the boss, the king, the shah! Say what you wish, it's yours! True dish How about a little more baklava? Have some of column A Try all of column B I'm in the mood to help you, dude You ain't never had a friend like me
