Disney's ClayStation Public Cartoon Access (1975) Intro Theme (The "Before Disney Channel" Era) 

This is fake but I would imagine Time Traveling back to the mid 1950s to shock the world on some perfect Claytoons and drink a potion that would make me live for more than 300 years so I could continue entertaining the world on some cute Claytoons which is where Modern Anime gets it's cuteness from