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"Dive, dive!" Yelled the captain through the thing.... 

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From "Throw Momma from the Train".

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@brianjansen3103
@brianjansen3103 4 года назад
The way she takes her glasses off like she just knocked it outta the park
@soundgardener4940
@soundgardener4940 Год назад
Imagine if she'd busted out the motherf**kin' moonwalk, circled the class three times, maintaining unblinking eye contact with Billy Crystal the entire time, then moonwalked backwards out the door and all the way down the long, busy hallway to the swinging doors at the far end, her eyes boring into Billy Crystal's soul as she butt-checks the doors open and disappears, never to be seen again. Three years later, her name appears in a press release by Warner Bros., who profess pleasure and excitement at their ability to release to the press this press release regarding their successful purchase of the film, Happy Meal toy, syndicated children's television show / school backpack & lunchbox / RU-vid banner and sundry further exclusive lucrative blah blah blah of an unpublished fan-fiction short story written and unpublished by _ which their crack team of scriptwriters are furiously in the process of ingesting alcohol, amphetamines, beta blockers, and a litany of other prescription & street drugs, in a complex and little understood ritual panic & procrastination marathon, which urban legends, supposedly anonymous online blather, and surreptitiously whispered multi-code-layered spy messages smuggled to The West at great in- / semi- / demi- / sub- / non- / more-human-than- and trans- human cost, from an unnamed brutal despotic theocratic totalitarian regime, claim to have strong albeit anonymous ninth-generation hearsay evidence which may very well possibly indirectly suggest has been known in the past to result in the creation of claimed apocryphal draft screenplays which may or may not have been developed into actual screenplays of actual movies which have been alleged to have actually been made, published, broadcast, and viewed... ...which they are very much committed to channeling through industry pipelines blah blah blah the long-awaited sequel to the classic 1980's children's movie _The Neverending Story,_ which will actually technically chronologically be a prequel, which at this stage bears the tentative title of the short story upon which it is intended to eventually hopefully be pre-based: TITLE: *_The Neverending Short Story_* TAGLINE: _"That Rug Dragon Really Held The Never-Never Together Forever"_
@gmbbrz
@gmbbrz Год назад
That's the best part. The glasses. She just wrote a best seller.
@Captain_Dick_Swett
@Captain_Dick_Swett 3 года назад
I love how shes so proud of herself
@BeelySalasBlair-uy5wn
@BeelySalasBlair-uy5wn 10 месяцев назад
Not knowing the instruments, and being that proud about it is something 👀🤣😭
@chikcomik
@chikcomik 4 года назад
This scene is so much funnier than people realize. Great writing that shows horrible writing. Brilliant.
@eddiej9733
@eddiej9733 3 года назад
It’s my favourite scene.... esp when I taught at uni trying to get kids to articulate their thoughts ....
@joewright9879
@joewright9879 3 года назад
I thought her story was great.
@yogismithandiloveyou6843
@yogismithandiloveyou6843 2 года назад
Make her story into a spinoff film
@sagethymegalactica
@sagethymegalactica 2 года назад
Couldn't agree more!
@averytrashmouth
@averytrashmouth 2 года назад
Ok
@trekzilladmc
@trekzilladmc 4 года назад
"Yeah!", said Dave. THE END.
@yogismithandiloveyou6843
@yogismithandiloveyou6843 2 года назад
"The guy that makes the ship dive pressed a button or something."
@sagethymegalactica
@sagethymegalactica 2 года назад
@@yogismithandiloveyou6843 HAHA! Pure gold!
@OmeedNOuhadi
@OmeedNOuhadi 4 года назад
This movie is the reason I am a writer. It showed me how to get started as a writer.
@makinbacongreasyagain968
@makinbacongreasyagain968 3 года назад
The night was....moist
@Captain_Dick_Swett
@Captain_Dick_Swett 3 года назад
@@makinbacongreasyagain968 sultry
@sagethymegalactica
@sagethymegalactica 2 года назад
@@Captain_Dick_Swett OMG YES!
@gmbbrz
@gmbbrz Год назад
Owen?
@1320_ikimasho
@1320_ikimasho 5 месяцев назад
@@Captain_Dick_Swett Sultry just means hot and humid, which really means "moist"
@laurac1986
@laurac1986 4 года назад
RIP Annie Ross 1930-2020.
@philipthomson7460
@philipthomson7460 3 года назад
Dive, dive, yelled the Captain into the thing! 😂😂
@javis88h
@javis88h 3 года назад
"So the man who makes it dive pushed a button or something."
@philipthomson7460
@philipthomson7460 3 года назад
@@javis88h And it dove…😂
@BeelySalasBlair-uy5wn
@BeelySalasBlair-uy5wn 10 месяцев назад
​@@javis88hso absurd 😂
@BeelySalasBlair-uy5wn
@BeelySalasBlair-uy5wn 10 месяцев назад
​@@philipthomson7460lol magic ✨🤣🕶️
@javis88h
@javis88h 10 месяцев назад
@@BeelySalasBlair-uy5wn Yeeeah!
@adamscoll8791
@adamscoll8791 5 лет назад
We foiled those bastards again, didn’t we Dave!
@BeelySalasBlair-uy5wn
@BeelySalasBlair-uy5wn 10 месяцев назад
Everyone is named Dave 😂
@davidconway6874
@davidconway6874 2 года назад
At least she finished it. I have yet to finish anything I've ever written.😥
@ncpja01
@ncpja01 2 года назад
Back in the 80's this was the message on my answering machine.
@eddiej9733
@eddiej9733 7 месяцев назад
Probably the most underrated scene of any movie I’ve seen from a writing perspective. And I used it when I was a lecturer to show students that even an adequate vocabulary is required of any human in society.
@javis88h
@javis88h 3 года назад
I ran into the same problem with some creative writing classmates, but these were kids in their mid teens. This woman is on the edge of menopaused
@deanandthebeans857
@deanandthebeans857 Год назад
The first 5 minutes of this film are one of the funniest bits of writing ever.
@makinbacongreasyagain968
@makinbacongreasyagain968 3 года назад
A button, or something 😂
@andysahs1599
@andysahs1599 3 года назад
Annie Ross was in Superman III 1983 she played Vera Webster the sister of Ross Webster .
@footofjuniper8212
@footofjuniper8212 3 года назад
Had no idea. Thanks. That sister scared the crap out of me when she turns into a robot and opens those silver eyes.
@petersmithyy4556
@petersmithyy4556 2 года назад
Oh wow, she's totally unrecognizable here LOL she had that weird black haircut and Superman. Yes, that scene also scared the crap out of me. Funny seeing her here LOL
@Telstar62a
@Telstar62a Год назад
Legendary jazz singer, along with Hendricks and Lambert. She did a lot of Broadway work, too, I think.
@scottyclayton5604
@scottyclayton5604 4 года назад
Annie Ross was so good in this scene. I love it when the guy says, "I think you're vulgar". And she says.......HA!!!!
@aaronhoff9204
@aaronhoff9204 3 года назад
i think it's very brave!
@footofjuniper8212
@footofjuniper8212 6 лет назад
Her metaphors need a little work: "His guts oozed nice, like a melted malted...." It's a little...
@footofjuniper8212
@footofjuniper8212 6 лет назад
A tad.
@catamaraca2222
@catamaraca2222 7 лет назад
This is my favorite movie.
@numbtee8478
@numbtee8478 5 лет назад
My favorite scene....of many...
@dcavalli9
@dcavalli9 4 года назад
"It's whacking material."
@OmeedNOuhadi
@OmeedNOuhadi 4 года назад
I think you’re jumping ahead there a couple of minutes.
@truesonny5761
@truesonny5761 4 года назад
Isn't that literature?
@funkss1
@funkss1 2 года назад
I think its very brave!
@dcavalli9
@dcavalli9 2 года назад
@@OmeedNOuhadi At the time, I couldn't find the later scene. Still funny!
@OmeedNOuhadi
@OmeedNOuhadi 2 года назад
@@dcavalli9 I know this movie. A writer writes, always.
@PHJimY
@PHJimY 5 лет назад
This actress is Annie Ross, a wonderful jazz singer who wrote "Twisted" and was a member of the trio Lambert, Hendrix & Ross. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-bhjOpm-KL-A.html
@SamKimpton
@SamKimpton Год назад
Although the character reading the story is not given a name in the film's credits, the script lists her name as "ChatGPT".
@msvibey978
@msvibey978 Год назад
Holy crap, I've just come to watch this scene because I asked ChatGPT to write me a story and this is what the result reminded me of! 😆
@danielwilliamson6180
@danielwilliamson6180 Год назад
0:06 Good acting by Billy Crystal.
@misss.o.j.
@misss.o.j. 3 года назад
I love this scene and this movie.
@hiufuxthevideographer9877
@hiufuxthevideographer9877 Год назад
This is exactly how my scifi novel is going God help me I am dying 😭 😂
@anelson3586
@anelson3586 5 месяцев назад
"Yeah, said Dave."
@WanderleiSilva29
@WanderleiSilva29 3 года назад
I want to read this short story.... Sounds like a Jules Verne novel. We didnt really get to hear exactly how the enemy was foiled.... I also want to learn more about Dans character and the submarine. I wonder what the title is.
@1320_ikimasho
@1320_ikimasho 5 месяцев назад
"We Foiled Them Again" or something.....
@infasis
@infasis 2 месяца назад
What you mean? They was foiled, because they doved. Btw, they made a movie out of this story. It has Sean Connery in it. So you should just watch the movie instead. (Reading is such a waste of time. I could literally watch a billion Tik Tok videos in less time than you could read one book!)
@Jgm-gm9wi
@Jgm-gm9wi 5 лет назад
....yeah!
@UncleRuckuss
@UncleRuckuss 2 года назад
As a movie script this could be OK, you don't have to know the name of all the 'things' in a submarine, they take care of that during production, writing good dialogue and action is more important.
@petersmithyy4556
@petersmithyy4556 2 года назад
Yeah but for a novel you have to describe things in detail.
@davidconway6874
@davidconway6874 2 года назад
The dialogue was tight!
@bobpage6597
@bobpage6597 2 года назад
@@davidconway6874 YEAH!!
@1320_ikimasho
@1320_ikimasho 5 месяцев назад
Ya know, the thing...or something
@EnjoySackLunch
@EnjoySackLunch 2 года назад
I think of this scene anyone just says “yeah”
@ImpersonationFilms
@ImpersonationFilms 4 года назад
Lmfao we’ve all encounted someone who reads and writes horribly like this 🤣
@RichardTLDR
@RichardTLDR 4 месяца назад
The best joke
@Reticuli
@Reticuli 5 лет назад
that's so awesome
@Dats_Lyfe
@Dats_Lyfe Год назад
Profound.
@TodaySatan
@TodaySatan 4 месяца назад
HILARIOUS!!!!
@Chrismas-with-no-T
@Chrismas-with-no-T 10 месяцев назад
she thought she was so awesome
@mooseyman74
@mooseyman74 Год назад
Das Boot, Dave edition
@horaceosirian8993
@horaceosirian8993 2 года назад
I'd have gone for three dives, rather than two; I'm almost(ly) certain(ish) the Tri-Dive is a film / literature industry standard, de facto, default, i.e. generally preferred in the absents of counterveiling, uh...you know. Bestselling Redactor of The Written Word Since Ex-Submariner of a Seventh Son of a Second Sun of a Bitch (on the matrilineal micochrondrial side)
@Keyfer62
@Keyfer62 11 месяцев назад
Yea, ok...
@bobpage6597
@bobpage6597 2 года назад
How could she even think that was good?? It was just such a flat and lifeless piece of writing 🤣(Granted I know that's the point of the scene ha)
@BeelySalasBlair-uy5wn
@BeelySalasBlair-uy5wn 10 месяцев назад
"the thing" lol "melted malted" 🤣 ⚓🚣‍♀️🟤🐙 "or something" ☠️🤣
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