DIY Labo 

He's not talking to chat he's talking to three corpses he dressed up off screen

Theory: the chat member who said "balls on stream" was a leak from his nightmare into the real world

When he called in an order for "two large (...)" I honestly thought the joke was going to be that he was going to order more pizza to have enough cardboard

Local streamer bankrupts Nintendo and saves the environment.

30:20 Jerma's best joke, 20 points

Streamer eats a family worth a pizza then proceeds to sweat for the next 3 hours on stream.

Jeremy's the type of guy who'd buy 4 pizzas just for a joke. Then again, he's also the type of guy who'd buy an entire clown suit for a 15 second joke.

Real life footage of disgruntled Elf making children's toys while being forced to eat greasy, sweat-inducing pizza.

Imagine spending $20 on a used game and $50 on pizza to save $70. 2 million IQ

Jerma needs to do an entire stream where he just solves those puzzles on the back of cereal boxes.

1:08 it's cute how he calls us friends and not hostages

*streamer puts his greasy small hands on expensive hardware*

I was fully convinced I was about to watch Jerma cutting and folding greasy pizza boxes for 30 minutes

I love how it cuts from the first piece of cardboard to the finished piano as if to say jerma was completely boring for like two hours

So one October my dad kept making jokes about how he could build a better costume than Spirit Halloween and save us all money, so my sister took him up on the offer. We got this *GIANT* United Postal Service Box, and he spent the next hour cutting it open, putting arm holes in it, and labeling it "To: Your House, For: Candy." And it was the most hilarious thing I'd ever seen. So we go out, and halfway through our rounds my sister's feeling pretty down because I'm dressed up in the Scream mask/robe having fun but she's literally an envelope for Halloween. And we're walking up to this one house while I'm trying to comfort her, when the door opens and the lady at the house just *freaks out.* She's like "WAIT RIGHT HERE LET ME GET MY HUSBAND HE'LL LOVE THIS." So we stay there and thirty seconds later this lady brings in her husband who turns out to be a *mailman,* and they love my sister's costume so much that they can't stop gushing over it. Best Halloween memory ever.

Jerma is a graduate from the Massachusetts institute of Cardboard.

Jerma: I don't know why people think i'm a psycho Also Jerma: 30:20

"They're hairy and small, deal with it." - Jerma "Jerma985" 985

10:10 i like how the only thing that’s stopped him was the fire alarm, not setting his fucking house on fire

Computer doctor 2: cardboard boogaloo

A SEE-THROUGH *GOLD* *PLATED* -CRASH-

20:19 Here's the timecode for Jerma almost (fake) throwing up on stream in case I ever forget again.

It wasn't a dream, we all saw it Jeremy, we just didn't say anything.

This is peak Jerma - lots of money and effort spent in a joke that doesn't even really work

I wish Mackerel left in the part where Jerma loses his shit when he realized the joycon was still in the piano he just through straight into the wall

Remember everyone NEVER eat pizza, only eat nuts, walnuts, greens, and “heavy liquids”(?)

Imagine randomly clicking on this stream not knowing anything about Jerma and just seeing a drunk grown man wearing a trash bag diaper play with a child's cardboard toy with pizza boxes scattered across his room.

29:32 I haven't laughed that hard at a RU-vid video in way too long. To the point where I couldn't keep my eyes open, Jerma is pure comedy

Local streamer loses his mind playing with cardboard for more than 8 hours.

The more I watched Jerma's highlights, the more the intros started to make sense. I went from thinking they were completely random to now I know exactly what they mean.

at 28:06 it sounds like jerma was about to play a real song

"Papa bear is very, very tight." - Jeremy "Jerma985" Elbertson, 2018

I hope everyone’s having a nice day, staying healthy and drinking those heavy liquids.

Jerma you can literally just print the actual sheet on cardboard and still not buy the whole thing

25:17 is an underrated little moment. His comedic timing is impeccable

A nintendo labo speedrun would actually be really cool where you have to build then play the game

14:09 I really don't understand why it's so hard for him to wear clothes in his streaming room, specially while working, this is not the first time he told us a story like this one.

22:45 the 0-100 from talking about crypto scams to the moth thing sent me

"Hmmm, what kind of cardboard should I use to hold my expensive electronics?" How about the greasiest cardboard one could possibly obtain?

Jeremy must have learned alot from jermacraft to be that good at crafting things from pizza boxes

Thank god mackerel can post for jerma during his journey through the sky lasting approximately 3 to 17 days

29:27 Beter Griffin noise

13:35 I-I'm alri- I'm hav-- this is happy

30:20 Jerma moment

I love that Otto is his lock screen.

Greasy Pizza Gremlin Eats Cardboard: The Stream!

Is this the guy who [VERB] [NOUN] on stream??!? Yo this guy is [ADJECTIVE]!!

11:45 is he trying to use the pizza grease to “heal” the cardboard??

jerma only thinks it was a dream

DUDE, JERMA IS PACKING!!!

This must be before his doctor prescribed him sunflower seeds

total money spent rounded up around i believe $580 give or take. -used $20 console -$50 worth of pizza boxes -$70 labo variety kits x2 -$444 delivery clearly worth it over $70 for cardboard

the way he says ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵃʰ ᵐʸ ᵈⁱᶜᵏ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇᵃˡˡˢ at 15:18 hurts me deeply

29:54 really reminds me of the ALOOOONE squidward scene for some reason

jerman definitely ate glue half way in the video

"If I don't do the piano in two hours, then... You know what I mean?"

I refuse to believe jerma has windows anywhere in his house

This video suggests that Jermas house is just 1 bedroom and that's it

Is this the streamer who finished NINTENDO LABO ON STREAM?

I'm begging you, please turn on automatic captions at 28:59 while jerma sings mario

NUTS WALNUTS GREENS HEAVY LIQUIDS

papa bear is very very tight

I can only imagine how much of shitshow this would've been if he stuck with the pizza box bit for the whole thing

I'm so glad Grandpa was able to visit the stream.

7:26 AMAZON DRONE BABY! *disappears*

*Miniature demon constructs tools of war from sweat inducing video game pizza*

jerma’s dedication to the bit is so good, he never admitted he bought the game new, he improv’d that whole amazon drone skit

I love the way he gose back and forth between an introvert and an extrovert

This video makes me want to take a shower

Making overpriced video game controllers yourself out of pizza boxes is punk AF

Insane short man consumes moths and drinks cooking wine on stream

What's ominous is the clock ticking in the background (and now you hear it too.)

POV: Your single, Boston, impoverish father attempts to keep you happy and entertained by ordering pizza and using the greasy cardboard to re-create Nintendo Labo schematics after you cried that all the kids at school had money to buy the Switch. Sidenote: your father wastes rent, food money, and other expenses on maintaining his man cave computer

“Papa Bear is very, very tight”

30:20 saving this for later rn

Holy FUCK he literally predicted the Save the Kids Coin scandal. INSANE streamer PROPHET knows about GLOBAL TRAGEDIES and tells NOBODY.

I was waiting the entire time for him to spill his drink all over his cardboard.

*violently tosses pizza on the floor* DON'T EAT THAT

thought the title was "DIY Lambo"

25:58 "my hair looks like a mustache" oh dear god do we have something coming up for that

The pizza box bit felt like I was watching THAT uncle pretend to buy me a LABO

AT EXACTLY 16:56 I GOT AN AD I THOUGHT JERMA COULD CONTROL MY COMPUTER FOR A SECOND

I love the fact he didnt pre eat the pizza

12:04 i'm fine

jerma DOESNT tip and THREATENS a robot with DEATH but also says something BASED about SOCIETY

Jerma may be small *but dat boi be packin sum heat noamsayin*

I actually didn't realize the beginning was a bit until he joked about the drone. Trying to use pizza boxes as Labo is just so... Jerma, I didn't even question it.

16:16 the "then i found out it wasn't real. ...till today! (stands up)" had me rolling omfg

I remember listening to this stream in the background while playing Salt and Sanctuary and suddenly coming to the epiphany that it was 3 A.M.

happy 2 year anniversary of this video

Nuts walnuts greens and heavy liquids, got it

This man's confidence could raise the dead

7:58 The glass is my life.

In my discoveries, when you get late into a Jerma stream you begin to see cracks of his true form showing. Jerma is not human.

24:30 that bottom left screen is the same one sent by the Joker in The Dark Knight

At 28:06 I thought he was actually about to play something great but then it just....huh..

"Papa bear is very very tight" -Jerma

i'll take his advice, i will eat heavy liquids

jerma has got to be the funniest fucking person on this earth

"Streamer gets sexually objectified on stream!!!"