First STUDENT: How do you put a elephant in a fridge? TEACHER: I don’t know, how do you put an elephant in a fridge? STUDENT: Simple just open the fridge and put it in! I have another question. TEACHER: Ok. STUDENT: How do you put a donkey in a fridge? TEACHER: Simple just open the fridge and put it in! STUDENT: Nope, you open the fridge and take out the elephant then put the donkey in. Teacher: Oh ok STUDENT: Ok another question, if all animals went to the lion’s birthday party and a few went missing how many went missing? TEACHER: All of them because the lion would’ve ate all of them! STUDENT: No, only the donkey was missing because it was still in the fridge. TEACHER: Oh ok. STUDENT: Ok one last question, if there was a river full of crocodiles how would you cross? TEACHER: No way! I would need a boat to cross. STUDENT: No, you would just swim across because all the crocodiles went to the birthday!
