DJ Cummerbund - I Write Sugar Not Watermelons 

groovy emo: the ultimate genre

I love how Brendon urie is getting increasingly frustrated that his chorus keeps getting interrupted by strawberries

“Watermelon-” “no❤️”

It's like Harry Styles is doing a show with Brendan Urie who's growing increasingly frustrated with being interrupted by Harry singing about fruits and I am LIVING FOR IT

“Poor groom’s bride is a-“ “WATERMELON” “N O”

Panic at the fruit stand

Harry: Watermelon- Brendon, clearly frustrated: no

“Yes,but what a shame, the poor groom’s bride is a-” “🍉Watermelon🍉” “ *No* ❤️”

Gotta love Brendon Urie getting increasingly annoyed at Harry Styles interrupting him with his insane ramblings about fruit.

“The bridesmaid is a watermelon” is like not looking where you’re going and running straight into a pole

"strawberries-" 'noooOOo'

"Well this calls for toast" _Cuts to french toast_

makes sense that there's so many berries in this 'cause it's a JAM

A song that won’t get taken down in three days. Well this calls for toast.

"haven't you people ever heard of strawberries" is such an underrated line (0:42)

A Balanced Breakfast: The Mashup

this is EVERYTHING GOD BLESS U

“I chime in with the ‘haven’t you people ever heard of-‘“ “Watermelon Sugar” “GODDAMMIT NO”

This is like some weird singing battle but it’s iconic

*depression rate drops to 0%*

The grooms bride is a WATERMELON!! 😂😂

This song is basically gen z depression in a nutshell

"I chime in with haven't you people ever heard of-" "Watermelon sugar-" "GOD DAMN NO"

LYRICS DJ cummerbund Oh, well imagine As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor And I can't help but to hear No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words "What a beautiful wedding What a beautiful wedding", says a bridesmaid to a waiter "And, yes, but what a shame What a shame the poor groom's bride is a- Watermelon NO✨ I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of- strawberries Nooooo it's much better to face these kinds of things With a watermelon OHHHHH watermelon sugar high watermelon sugar high watermelon sugar high Watermelon sugar- Strawberries on a summer evenin' Baby, you're the end of June I want your belly And that summer feelin' Getting washed away in you Breathe me in Breathe me out I don't know if I could ever go without Watermelon sugar- I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of- Watermelon sugar goddamn NO it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality. I chime in haven’t you people ever heard of- strawberrys No✨ It’s much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality. Watermelon sugar high I just wanna taste it I just wanna taste it Watermelon sugar high NO✨ I just wanna taste it I just wanna taste it Watermelon sugar high Watermelon sugar Nooooo✨ Watermelon sugar Watermelon sugar Nooooooo Watermelon sugar Breath me in Breath me out I don’t know if could ever go without Watermelon sugar I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of- Watermelon sugar- goddamn noooo Much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of- strawberries Goddamn Nooooo much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality Watermelon bride, watermelon bride Watermelon No✨ sorry for my misspellings, correct me please or if I forgot something comment it :D

I've listened to this so many times but I've only just realized that at 0:19 the whisper is "I think the brides a watermelon" This is why I love your music.

POV: You live next door to a garage band who is directly across from another garage band who practice at different times but garage band 2 has decided to mess with garage band 1 and practice their new song at the same time. Over time it annoys the singer of band 1 more and more but the instrument players are loving it and garage band 2 is just finding it all hilarious. You can't do anything but watch this glorious train wreck

The hardest part about hearing those songs is that you start to try and sing them based on the knowledge of the individual songs and get constantly slapped with chaotic energies. I love it.

Harry’s vocals over I Write Sins is absolutely awesome

DJ Cummerbund is the Spirit Animal my ADHD needs, but doesn't deserve...

I’ve listened to the tiktok sound so many times I’m so glad there’s a full version

I'm in marching band and we're doing a mix of Watermelon Sugar High, some songs by P!ATD, and MCR and this mashup kinda just sums up our halftime show

While the song is a masterpiece that took songs I can't stand and created a auditory orgasm, the video is something that transcends the medium and elevates the cerebral functions of all those who bare witness.

I like how Cummerbund is so old-school that even his all-modern pop mashups use songs that are a decade old :P

This is one of those rare cases where the longer you listen to it the more fire it gets. The back half of it gave me goosebumps

Harry: Watermelons 😀🍉 Brendon: No❤️

the chaotic energy in this one, especially "groom's bride is a WATERMELON no✨" has me absolutely wheezing

I've never heard either song, but this one came out so masterful I don't want to hear them for fear that I will be completely let down.

THAT SWITCHUP THO

"Poor grooms bride is a-" "Watermelon" "NO" ❤❤ my favorite part

I still can't get over how good DJ Cummerbund is. I am positive that in the decades to come, when mashups will be considered to be a legitimate genre, he will be regarded as one of the best.

Things i didn't know i need in my life but now exist and i'm celebrating this way too hard 🥰 Yet... i need that on Spotify._.

This is the best kind of mashup where everything is mixed together and both vocals from both songs are used. Great job on yet another one 👍

this is insane bro!!!!

This actually kinda fits well. And why do I have the urge to constantly listen to this masterpiece now?

The amount of serotonin that enters my body when hearing this song😍

"Watermelon" "No❤"

Under NO circumstances would I willingly listen to either one of these. DJ Cummerbund mashes them up? Can't click fast enough. This was painful, but in an ecstatic way. Another musical miracle masterpiece.

What an amazing mashup. This calls for toast

The worst part about this remix is... *it ends.*

this song has been living in my head rent free for the last 5 days and im honestly not mad about it

1:32 "I chime in, haven't you people ever heard of-" "Watermelon sugar." "Goddammit noooo" This is the best part of this song and no one can tell me otherwise. It makes me laugh every time I hear it. 🤣

One of my favorite rituals is coming to see a new Cummerbund smash and then spending the next hour revisiting my favorites. This was soooo good. No doubt/frozen always gets 3 plays minimum. You are truly a master. So many layers, not a single element ignored. Everyone else should just get out of the game and you should be incredibly rich and famous. There is no justice.

So. I love this so much- I came from tiktok. I need this on Spotify so I can add it to all of my playlists

these songs are so different from each other yet they sound so well together

I love the watermelon sugar with the panic guitar solos!!! It makes my head rock!!

that last minute when the horns come in really blew me away. cheers.

I don't like the two main songs much separately, but together? It's like they unlock a new level of music enjoyment. DJ Cummerbund at it again!

DJ Cummerbund: Poisoned Rationality.

I need to have this on Spotify like now

2023 hitting different with this masterpiece

I'm old..never heard either original..So; to me...sounds like a cool almost neo-80s track of sorts.

I feel old as I have no idea what that watermelon song is. My kid informed me that it’s “the Tik Tok song.” I then told him to gtf off my lawn.

The frustration is what makes this even better.

I can’t get enough of this! Perfect, just perfect!

I've never heard the original versions of any of these songs, but it's really not bad.

Me hanging out with my friends after I listened to this: My friend: watermelon- Me: No ❤️

I can't stop coming back

Got to get Macho Man Randy Savage in there somewhere. OOOOWYEAH

The blending is soo natural it makes me really want more Watermelon love songs

"have you guys ever heard of-" "STRAWBERRIES"

Mashups that are essentially the two songs having a conversation are my favorite 😤

Amazing as always EDIT: Okay, I commented too soon, you actually switched between both instrumentals this time. Exceeded expectations, and that's a high bar already for DJ fucking Cummerbund 💜

The legend keeps our mouth watering. Thank you, DJ Cummerbund.

the way i've been playing this for at least 20 minutes now just shows how yes✨ it is

My new favorite song hands down

this song has no right going this hard

"Well, this calls for toast." *Heywood Banks has entered the chat*

I heard this on Tiktok and thought "man this sounds like the work of DJ Cummerbund". Turns out I was absolutely right. Way to go king; another instant classic

I like how both instrumentals fit both melody lines

The song we’ve all been waiting for:

Crazy part is the bass groove at the end feels like modern Panic to me

14 year old me is confused

Just checking in here to say that I still come back and listen to this, absolutely fire

this song starts of amazing and then brendon gets interrupted by Harry singing the chorus and it turns into a BANGER

“haven’t you people ever heard of-“ “W A T E R B E R R Y 😼” 1:43

This is unlike anything I have ever heard before. You're legitimately an artist.

My ears are blessed

THIS MASHUP SLAPS.

imagine if they colab I honestly could die in peace

I love that this is a huge sound on tiktok right now... also... every time I forget about you I get brought back in somehow

Just happy there is panic at the disco

i’m crying i’m crying i’m crying my two faves combined

Harry: watermelon- Brendon: NO!

Beautiful

On repeat.... forever....

"Strawberries" "Well this calls for toast" What a total jam!

So, like, are a Mensan or naw? Your creativity is something else. Now I have The Devil WAP Down to Georga, and this noodling around in my head.

Best remix of 2020, fight me!

When DJ Cummerbund posts a mashup . . RETURN OF THE KING

I just need this on spotify omg