Also Vergil: "Wait, I have a son? And it's THAT little punk?!" Dante: "Yeah, you couldn't remember through that thick skull of yours?" Vergil: "Well, that was a LONG time ago..."
"Tch... Gotta go, bye Dante." "But-! Fine, just don't keep me waiting, bro!" "...Says the guy who was trying to find all the Secret Missions and Gold Orbs."
We all know he just used a Judgement Nut, which auto tracks the closest viable target even without lockon. Sadly it couldn't be the End version because she needs to be on screen for that.
I love how out of the two it was Virgil who canonically had an off spring. Like virgil is so inhuman that the idea of a normal person being sexually attracted to the skinwalker homeless murder machine that is Virgil is insane.
I mean, it's not like she was a normal person. Nero comes from a society that worships his grandfather as the one true god. Vergil definitely just banged one of the many nuns in that society who would be down to play Mary For A Day.
I mean it's more believable that Dante who runs through babes is more likely to wear protection, than Virgil who let's be honest is beyond beautiful and probably assumed his afterimage would block the semen from entering 🤣
I mean, I don’t think he truly has the power to fly in that manner until the final evolution he takes. Both brothers actually always had limited flight to some degree. But not until the end of 5 could they ACTUALLY fly.
"Babe, come over." "Do not contact me right now. I am fighting my twin brother over ownership of the power of our father, Sparda-" "My parents aren't home."
You must not have noticed he also traveled to the future for a moment, we can safely assume this isn’t his first foray into time travel so he likely got that phone from the future timeline. Go back and watch this again, under examination I can see it is indeed canon.
@@feathermanr7577 yep i mean when the rivalry of vergil vs dante... cough i mean vorgil vs donte is kicked off by vorgil saying "path is clear for us to rule" and donte just didnt have the brain cells to talk it out it really makes sense why even this is a better story then well that... game...
@@deus8133 No joke I just played that game recently for the first time, pretty much trying out the previous games since DMC 5 was my introduction to the series, so I was in for a treat of how cringe inducing the dialogue and the story in DmC was, always heard bad things about it but it sure lived up to that
I love that he takes Beowulf from Dante "Hey, i uh... Need to do something, can i borrow those?" "If i give you these, are you gonna give them back?" "Dante the flight leaves in an hour i don't have time for this" "Alright fine"
@@the2ndc0ming235 Yeah, but in DMC5 you can clearly see that with Nico’s descriptions, Nico don’t even mention that Dante got Beowulf, and Capcom also created the Mirage Edge to be cannon…
Vergil: "Sorry Dante, gotta go have sex with this chick from Fortuna" Also Vergil: "Wait, I have a son? And it's THAT little punk?!" Dante: "Yeah, you couldn't remember through that thick skull of yours?" Vergil: "Well, that was a LONG time ago..."
I think he hooked up before Summoning Temen-ni Gru. Fair to assume Vergil was living before that lol. It probably didn't happen after becoming Nelo Angelo. 😂
Nobody I mean, how else is Vergil gonna be at Fortuna WITH the force edge , like he gets that sword after Arkham is defeated, no way he has it, and he can't have it after that since Dante takes it and transforms into the true sparda sword
@@superhydra8873 I don't know if that's sarcasm or not, but Vergil doesn't have Beowulf and Force Edge in DMC4SE. That's only for the sake of gameplay. Canonically Vergil visits Fortuna before DMC3 with only the Yamato.
“What are you going to do with all that power, Vergil?” “Oh right. Here, Dante, take Beowulf back." "..thanks? Okay, so how about the REST of all that power?"
So you mean to tell me that when he almost was about to fight his brother in a climax of a duel, he fr just said “Alright dante, imma be right back and have my son that I don’t know about.” And traveled throughout timelines and back to his timeline to fight dante, makes sense to me.
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