DnD Alignment: Pregnancy Edition | comic by baalbuddy 

So lucky

Damn guy is lucky tho 🌝🌝

Money well spent

@@wind369 I sense some Slaaneshi aura in here

Wow the last one is No joke or she break you bone so you can't run away 😱😱

Well I'm not an asshole I'll stay

why do i read that with skyrim guard voice....

@TrainerblueTube that's my point. But I'm busy defending the generation I got right now

@@alekso8254 Don't be fooled. She's using "reverse guilt" on you. By acting unfazed and benevolent she will get you to stay by feeling awful for knocking her up.

@@mightyfist10 she gave me a choice I'm choosing to stay of my own free will

Thing I'm not that guy 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 ha,!

Okay, I know that he's locked in with Lawful Good, Lawful Neutral, Lawful Evil, and Neutral Evil. Which other one do you think he's raising the child with?

@@01100101011100100111 True neutral I guess.

@@sandizmeme7399 It's chaotic evil. He's stuck with her child because the crazy bitch won't leave.

@@alexanderwang540 Lol

I'm a simple man. I see a bully Maguire meme, I give a like.

You'll get me to cry when you fix this damn door!

*dances*

Gonna put some dirt in your eye

"Piss your pants maybe?~"

Not gonna lie. Chaotic Neutral shouldn't be pregnant. Chaotic Neutral WAS pregnant.

Whoops, i still want the kid

Neutral evil wants absolute control. The evilest of them all.

Honestly that's probably exactly how that would go down

more like whoops and I can hold it over you, use it... USE YOU MWAHAHA- (evil laugh) I mean waahahahahaa (crying) truly the more evil option. I bet even Neutral good is plotting something.

Paladin is scared of this heresy

@@Kurama420 Time for an Exterminatus

this comic works best in the 3 by 3 square though, I wish it could've been edited that way, maybe the current square being voiced could be in focus, and the others blurred/darkened

Same

What about abortion?

That is...the worse thing you could have said....thank you

Strange to see another Alfa Legionnaire in the wild

"The bloodletters of Khorne are gonna eat you out like ice cream sandwiches when your red rage takes over". -Leman Russ.

We are all Alpharius on this blessed day!

ALFABUSA LIVES !! STOMP!! STOMP!!

cap: "i understood that reference"

Damn og internet dweller

The only elf I respect.

Holy shit, that reference is _ancient._ Not complaining but damn.

Wow. Havent heard those words together in forever lol

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN RUN, IM A NYMPHOMANIAC TOO!!" Is something I would've said but now that I'm not single anymore I'm not obligated to put my meat in anything that I want anymore

Lawful evil got me acting strange

@Hela Goddess of Death uh oh

So true

Oh man i hadnt laughed so hard at a comment in a bit😅😂

They have every legal right to carry magic it's like opening a gun in a red state.

Maglock

What if they use "Magicka"?

Or Magick is a weapon or tool LIKE MADIC

It's a good thing I'm into Orcs, elf are just downright crazy man.

Looks at my f2p gacha account with 20 5 stars(1%) and 40 4stars (5%) Me: I'm FUCKED.

I'm safe then my luck is shit

@@soljathompson2446 maybe your luck is shit because it's been saving up for just that moment

@@9zero187 imagine

@@Slowpoke3x me with 29 5* and 100+ 4* ";-; .....fuck

They're scary as long as you're not married to them 😜

Nope she can still think before they act and think during stop enabling this behavior

@@bgrego88 true.

A man of fucking taste

@@illucidate3749 Why, thank you.

Chaotic good is more ditzy/airheaded than cute.

Neutral Evil is best girl

Yep. Lawful Evil has guiding principles, Chaotic Evil is just insane, Neutral Evil… is malice by choice, every time.

Lawful evil at times feels like it's just barely evil, or at least "respectful" evil (say, like how Asmodeus won't screw you out of the terms of a contract for your soul) Chaotic evil feels like it's just random, my least favorite alignment, often just portrayed as extreme, when it's supposed to be entirely random: one moment it's evil is physical and harmful, in others it's subdued and psychological Neutral evil is the "evilest" because it's unbound by law or chaos, it's the evil that will inevitably cause the most suffering and always do so deliberately, it's consistently the most dangerous where lawful can be outwitted with it's own rules and chaotic can be extreme or subtle

I want to agree, but I am pretty sure Chaotic Evil is a rapist

Pretty sure she just looking out for herself lul

There has been much debate, i personally find reasonable to apply the intelligence and wisdom score to the alligneament of a character. No lawfull evil mastermind would hold his word true on something that has 0 potential of advancing his agenda, a chaotic evil mastermind would not doom his plans just to do mindless uninfluential petty things that could turn out to be deleterious for the big picture and so on...

Nah he was irresponsible for trusting her 🤣

@@absolutelydegenerate1900 and thrusting into her.

@@pedropachecosantos4477 it's her fault for leg locking, but now that you think about it, she did that because she feels that you're hitting her good🤣

@@venomark7883 The delivery of "YEAH OOPS" is what killed me!

if he did mating press her even she leg locked locked him. he didnt seem to think too much about it raw dogging her ass

Now I want harem and shonen, Isekai horror and/or thriller anime, manga, or at least a doujin.

Are there any isekai that arent harems eventually?

@@TheGreatSeraphim meikyuu black company i guess

@@TheGreatSeraphim gate jsdf

@@sonogamirinne7172 I'm pretty sure that's a harem

Read on chaotic good alligmnent and you will know she's fronting.

@@shinigamiphantom1391 Chaotic Good is my preferred alignment to use for characters, so I know what is. Chaotic Good characters do what they believe is right, even if it does not follow the general laws. So essentially, it depends on her moral belief system whether she's being truthful here. And I am a very trusting person. There is no reason to believe she's doing anything wrong. Innocent until proven guilty.

@@jediarcherbc709 "What is right is not always popular. What is popular is not always right." -Albert Einstein

​@@Hyndsyte2020 "I like big butts and I cannot lie" - Issac Newton

She will still ask for child support. She is chaotic GOOD not NEUTRAL. So don't let you blind by her cheerful personality.

Chaotic Good wasnt bad, really, kind of reminded me of my ex wife.

That's... actually accurate to how it should be.

Honestly the neutral good and lawful evil ones were the best ones

True Neutral is my favorite cause she literally wanted to get pregnant when she leg locked him while mating press kind of fuck🤣

"Accidentally "

Well he certainly had some happiness before they got uh pregnant.

@@wealthybone2990 He damn sure did. Poor fool he is to repeat his mistakes 9 times.

Beside the first one, the good alignment actually felt like not of a bad deal. Neutral good we're actually ideal.

My guy pull out game was weak

I really liked chaotic good, idk

That wasn't an elf, that was a daemon host for some Slaaneshi entity, get a bolter to deal with it. Or notify the Inquisition, hope you don't mind planetary wide nucear hell fire from orbit.

@@Outlaw7263 pretty sure that was a fine example of a Daemonculaba.

Weirdly, I thought her voice was kind of soothing. Still not my ideal at all though.

Neutral evil scared me. chaotic evil, smash again

I'm into it

Neither are any of the Lawful ones. They're just manipulating you via the law.

what does the "infant" in infantry mean exactly... in this situation?

A fellow marianne enjoyer i see

I’d stick around just out of respect, she seems to be extremely understanding, something that many people lack today, especially for an Elf!

We need more people in society like that

Does this mean he got an SSR in a gacha 🤔

getting 2% rate on gacha pulls vs getting 2% chance of contraceptive failure

Beauty spot, instant disqualifier.

​@DrakusLuthos, imagine being this wrong

I, too, love chocolate milk

@@DrakusLuthos Never cook again.

I only agree with #9.

normally dark elves do get laid and at least one of them is a dark elf, but i get what you mean

This is probably what made them unpopular in the first place

EXACTLY! EXCEPT THE Dark elf, or the last one, who is clearly a warlock.

@@bryanmerel Thought Warlock is a class, not a race

@@zettovii1367 i mean technically an Elf can be a Warlock

"hey you, you're finally awake."

@@sekira4516 You were spotted crossing the border right? Got caught in that imperial ambush, same as us.

@@haha_balls And that thief over there!

@@tyrantofcans465 Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell. You there... You and me, we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.

Oh Sanguine that rascal always a fun time when he's around though I prefer old Shogorath totally unpredictable and plenty of Cheese

Even in a pregnancy situation, that elf finds peace and balance.

Indian mommy are the best I know because I have one

@SÏlǑ ǨƗƉD too late 😏

@@vanarqwq3660 yes, i can testify that your indian mommy is among the best mommies

@@vanarqwq3660 Namaste Sir. Namaste.

Neeeeeee?

Yeah, as soon, as we heard it, we immediately lose our braincells.

She's obviously a Axis Cult worshipper. He's lucky she haven't made him sign a application form... *YET...*

Yeah, but Holo Aqua is useful (I think).

@@rararasputin8608 yes, useful as pro Gamer

A yes someone who has my tastes

Whit my luck i will fet net 1 on this roll

@@yuvalgabay1023 imagine that Kid: hey dad, mom told me to ring the door bell and drove off with my 4th step dad. So what's for dinner?

As anyone who has played dnd or any ttrpg using d20 can attest, rolling a 1 is WAY more likely to happen than you might think.

@@marcodragneel8035 Wdym? This girl is gross.

👀 What kind of D&D are you playing with This Video as an example!?

@@TheSpectator7 I'll use power of outdated memes. I play FATAL

Tbh ahe is the 4rd best. The worst is between lawful neutral and chaotic evil

@@yuvalgabay1023 better read the fineprint ......

@@yuvalgabay1023 Worst is chaotic neutral

@@yekkub9425 how ..she is one of the best..only 1/20 chance that is from me(a guy whit horrendous luck)1/2

In times like these, we gotta need to ask Katherine’s protection and the Belmont’s blessing _Yes, I’m a Castlevania fanboy, how can you tell?_

I’ll never have to worry, not even elves like these would give the likes of me a chance lol

Eight, you sure have high expectations if you think I can last 8 rounds

How do u even make it to the 8th round

I can get to the 4 or 5 round but 8??? Dude what kind of primordial magic you use to last to that point???

What about the 32nd round? That one confuses me…

The country music destroyed me when it started playing, along with True Neutral’s country accent. 😂

Especially one that sounds exactly like Applejack from My Little Pony.

For me it was the Goth Elf

Everyone wants country girl but that comes with a side of getting country crock… so open wide for jebidiah and jethro

country wood elf, insane elf, goth elf, and dominatrix elf, does things to me💀🖤

Neutral Good, then Lawfully Good, then Lawfully Neutral... all useful. I'm staying tfh away from True Evil...

Also Indian Elf 👍🏾

Yh she seems nice, id stay

Yeah I was surprised how lawful evil wasn’t as terrible as it could have been.

I think that NG would be a good, loving mother to her half-breed child.

Basically my reasoning as well. She just has a wholesome air about her that makes me want to help, unlike literally every other alignment. I respect her.

@@icycrusader1947 she tries her hardest even if she messes up sometimes. She needs you to pick up what she misses.

be careful what you wish for lol.

Ah, a fellow morosexual

A hard working Klutz is such a relationship goal.

You might aswlll buy a milk farm at that point also hey what's up my feline friend how's October doing for you so far?

Father: *_adios_*

@@wealthybone2990 i will just by a Tabasco plantion

@@iberis361 I don't know if you've been asked this before and I apologize if you have but do you know the name of the fox girl in your pfp?

@Angry JayByrd Liked this idea.

That's because there's a lot of evil bitches in real life.

I hate women so much!!!

Truth. Red Flags af!

@@dffgffffffdddddddddd I know what you mean, but that line was super incel man XD.

Makes sense. It's basically, Selfishness: The Alignment. It's probably the most common out of the three.

In my land we have a common saying: "If you see gunshots, flying cockroaches or crazy chicks, you run"

it's a very wise advice but have you considered that crazy is the best ?

@@RbDaP If loyalty calls for But then again....we humans tend to cross each other ( unintentional or intentional ), do you really want to consider loyalty knowing that something else can make her snap and put you 7 feet below? Nahh....I choose life

@@MagronesBR2 Gunshots and crazy chicks make sense, but do I Want to know about the cockroaches?

@@the24thcolossusjustchillin39 everybody's gangsta until a cockroach starts flying towards you

Me as well

Chaptic good is probably the best one ngl

Chaotic good gang for life

Chaotic good all day

Neutral good is bae doe

I see.....the guy Who draw the comic Will had a hard pregnant fetish (like me LOL)

How about sticking in?

@@LipColt thats how that situation was reached in the first place

Neutral good is S+ tier, best waifu hands down

I was wondering why lawful good was so deceptive. It does sound like some sort of lawyer type bullshit she pulled.

@@happythoughts3170 It was more something like a Lawful Evil would do to utilize a loophole. Instead the *real* LE does is pretty much the same, except she's more honest about it and gives more yandere vibes. Meanwhile LN was neither good or evil, it was just dude not bothering to read 500 pages before jumping into the action.

They would get anyone

Lawful neutral is just a virgo with too much time and absolutely starved. I like the chaotic good and true neutral more myself, they were just enjoying themselves and know they were starving. Good just takes their own responsibility. Also I live south of Alabama so those girls are very familiar... Followed by chaotic evil. Who I would absolutely bone, tbh.

Mine was true neutral and neutral good.

My favourites are all the chaotics

@@VISKOMETAL_X ah like living on the edge i see.

Chaotic Evil, Chaotic Good, Chaotic Neutral, Neutral Good, True Neutral, and Lawful Evil.

Yeah, he is gonna have to pay 9 separate child supports, if it's not twins or triplets, all in all this guy is 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙.

That part had me crying😂

I agree. For me, I think it would be either the NG or CG elf.

The little "oh my" really got me. Like she's genuinely concerned that he didn't read it, but since he signed it anyway she's not gonna go against the contract even if he's unhappy with it.

Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure that was just the sacrificial-mating-ritual goat being splattered into lubricant.

.... I think he accidentally created the next *Demon Lord...*

@@damien9683 warhammer.

I have some questions. How did you two even get together?

Better question, what part caused you guys to separate?

Did you do the Going to buy milk technique

On the plus side if the knocked up baby is a girl, that's an instant Get out of Jail free card.

Mate, are you ok ?

Maximal sensory deprivation.

Exterminate the Knife Ears!

Sir Inquisitor do I have the shot.

Chaos cultists are chaotic who would guess IMR?

@@vindicareassassin271 Yes

But should we impregnate the Goblin Shortstacks aswell?

@@wealthybone2990 ... I wonder what happens if so.

@@wealthybone2990 Yes. Then you make more living onaholes.

@@DarkCT Hobgoblins

@Eunje @Henry Durner Interesting I like where this is going, I say we focus on goblins instead of elves because Goblin supremacy.

and people keep wondering why we call that exact alignment along with chaotic neutral "stupid evil", mostly because doing stuff "for the evulz" it's hardly profitable, "Lawful evil" all the way baby.

Nah, she’s just honest with who she is; both lawful and neutral are way worse. Especially neutral

@@amadhollow635 Hmm you've got a point there. You can't trust a neutral, you never know what they're planning. Lust for gold? Power? Or were they just born with hearts full of neutrality? With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows?

@@BlemmiganGallivanter plus them and lawfuls are good at mental manipulation. It’s the difference between a politician, a sociopath, and psychopath

@@Dewani90 Nah, fam. That’s a misconception, and people that run Chaotic Evil that way tend to completely miss the point and all the possibilities of that alignment, not to mention that it’s really kinda lazy to portray them that way anyway. A Chaotic Evil done right can potentially be way more cool, dangerous and successful than either Lawful Evils or Neutral Evils, and they also usually tend to be the most individually badass and powerful of villains when they are portrayed the right ways.

Around elves, watch yourselfs.

ok. I will apply the N.T.T.E. Never.Trust.The.Elves............... But i marry a female ogre, btw :)

AAYYY! I GAVE THEM THE IDEA OF SCHEMEING THAT GIVE CREDIT WHERE ITS NOT DUE

Well they all seem the same expect for the last one but he should've forseen this happening, in all honesty this is on him not really the elves.

I'm an uruk-hai, and i approve this message

And remember, slannesh automatically gains all souls upon thier death.

YEEHAW!!🤠

I blame xmen 90s rogue for my love for southern belles

@@crawlingboy Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.

What if I told you: elves aren’t real 🧝‍♀️ 🚫 And neither are southern belles

That girl was cray

Oh god i remember that movie and book. Never again.

I wonder if Amber Heard liked that movie.

I dunno why I watched it or the part where she’s running off till the end but that was just awful dear god

@@furioussherman7265 she wrote the Cliff Notes.

Remember this? 😅

​@@Thecure_pure Yes, and?

@@Brown95P im probs gonna put you in a video ngl.

Good choice

1:19 then the subsequent “YOU WERE” did me in

@@C_The_Guy true neutral would do that, casue they are only looking after themselves.

Nah she just has some half-decent powers. She's not a god.

@@yekkub9425 you fail to understand his reference, a reincarnated Demi god of what would effectively be a god with a capital G

I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who noticed the rinnegan

@@ejonyoutube6592 *all mighty pull*

OMG can you imagine a girl with the rinnegan pregnant her mood swings would be awful

I don't think she's lying, just deluded.

Finally a man who thinks.

Well I imagine as neutral the reason "slut" is because she's probably doing it with many others. Lawful good just isn't about that life. Edit. She also deserves waifu title. She used "my love" so definitely yours alone.

Reasons for picking Neutral Good Elf- 1) Calm & Understanding, will always listen to you and isn't short tempered 2) Smart, she understands entropy and probability 3) Is optimistic, always find good in something 3) Isn't possesive, doesn't have any evil intent 4) Is Indian, so she will make you very delecious dishes, the spices man... 5) Does Yoga, will always be fit & Sexy 6) Loves household chores and is supports you everytime 7) Loves movies and songs, you'll never be bored 8) So many festivals, so many good memories and lastly... 9) Dark skin, who doesn't like Chocolate milk?

@@friend6405 You spoke from my soul, my man XD

@@lev7053 Maybe we are lost brothers homie, how're you doing bro?

@@friend6405 Very happy and you?

Neutral good was definitely the best, and how courts should work, you agree too sex, not to become a father. Thats why you only have sex with people you can trust

@@facepalmingskeleton But it is also a question the guy has to answer themselves. Step up or back down or don't care

Also she's indian, so she must have plenty of experience with that "book of positions".

Anyone else notice how Neutral Good Elf said it was *her* choice to get pregnant, implying it wasn't accidental?

@@Roosauec It was her choice to "carry it" - she chose to not go with abortion. :p

And this is why I read EVERY EULA and Terms of Service, etc.. even if it’s from a game, or from an app, or from a store’s online stuff, and they ended up updating it, because you never know. I know people meme and tend to just skip all of that reading, but I mean.. the ONLY person, and I mean THE ONLY PERSON TO BLAME should you get in trouble for something that broke the terms, IS YOURSELF. NOBODY ELSE. IT’S YA OWN DAMNED FAULT FOR NOT READING. …It’s also how I feel about people who cheat, get banned for it, and then are angry for being banned. It’s like.. idk, maybe don’t cheat in the first place and maybe ya wouldn’t have been banned. Just a thought.. oh, and maybe ACTUALLY READ the EULA’s and ToS’s.. that might help. I’m just waiting for the day somebody signs a legal document for something BIG in their life, and doesn’t bother reading any of it, and pays the entire price for it, because they have never bothered to read it. Just waiting for that day with a big iced glass of cherry limeade and (mostly filled with) gin, and a bag of popcorn. It’s also why I give people I know such a hard time for not doing so when they do end up getting in trouble for failing to read them at all. ….Apologies for the long read.. and somewhat of a rant. It just irritates me half to death when people have the audacity to go piss and moan about getting flak for stuff that broke those terms because they simply failed to go and actually (and I MEAN ALL of it) go through it all. In all honesty, a EULA or ToS IS a Legal Document. Maybe you should…idk, treat it like signing a contract with the Devil. Should probably go and read through the entire contract. If you don’t have the common sense, patience or the intelligence to read any of it, and then go ahead and sign/agree anyways, then you have 0, and I mean Z E R O, reason, to EVER complain about the consequences for your failure. And fully deserve whatever happens as a result. Ignorance is not always bliss. Edit: Also, thank you for having common sense, @ODST626 it’s something that is definitely lacking, or dare I say ‘lost’ nowadays. Nice to see at least some people still out there have a working brain that has ‘common sense’ as a part of it’s intellect. It’s things like common sense, common decency, hell even common knowledge, that seem to be a fucking myth now. Gives me some (very, but still much needed) mild hope for Humanity.. (Which I barely have any.. to say the least, lol.).

@@kittydurgon8740 dam calm down pls the read hurt my head pls.

I think I'm in the same boat as you

Idk, chaotic Neutral is more of a Chad with a devil may care attitude, she can flip just as quick for the right price or pull a "leave the kid at your doorstep" move. Too unpredictable.

I believe the emotion you're looking for is scaroused (scared + horny/aroused)

I AM THE STORM THAT IS ESCAPING

Indeed it is a strong "OBLIGATION"

DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT

never pay child support and rip of his son arm such a chad

@@davidgerasimov6365 EVAAAADING PARENTAL OBLIGATIOOOONS

Yeeeee

What is it called?

Sauce my good man?

Shhhh let him remember...

The fan comic where the MC accepted the yandere into his life and when she said "Let's make a baby", he said, "Ok, let's go!" She then snapped back to reality when he said that and gave birth to a beautiful child months later with a surprised Pikachu face.

Snap back to reality oops

Especially back talking NG, CG and CN were great but the "Yeah, oops!" to the True Neutral slut was the best.

Several of them said he didn't have to worry about the child.

Well not all of them. Some didn't mind and some didn't care.

Although, some said not to worry. Its better to raise them by themselves, which is something also good. Better that than to raise it with a deadbeat.

@@bimates2690 Haha.... 😐

@@ParanoidBobby What? It's true. A child is better off with one parent compared to a broken relationship. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Ah yes, a person of culture indeed!

Which one is the dumb one?

@@wealthybone2990 chaotic good

I knew that was familiar!