DO NOT CONTRIBUTE TO THE LOTTERY, LOSER - idubbbz complains 

Prolly buying for a group, which would explain the 5k in 20$ bills. It's very common in some countries to mutualise risks by buying loads of tickets as a group and sharing the hypothetical gains. Statistically smarter.

if she would have bought gold in 2018 she would have made 1300 dollars in 2019. if she would have bought silver she would have made 1000, and silver is about to boom

This has nothing to do with anything but.. did anybody else get an ad for puppy puzzle? A guy shaking his phone so some anime boobs bounce. Puppy Puzzle. 71+ downloads. This may just be the greatest troll of all time.

@@wammmmmmmm Ya I'm praying that's split between a hundred people

@@wammmmmmmm Not really for the lottery. In order to be able to have a good chance of winning the lottery, you would have to pay more than the lottery prize multiple times over (that's why lotteries are so lucrative). You're "statistically smarter" plan doesn't make up for the tiny ass backward odds of winning the lottery.

Wow

The king

How about Hearthstone card packs

On RU-vid for content?🤔

at least you get the same cards in 20 packs.

🤣🤣🤣

content fbi

Why does everyone have the same profile picture as you,

IDENTITY THIEF!

Phonius and Forb Because it’s the famous Mr. Obama Care

@Petar Belic fat paps is back

How could you have hundreds of thousands of followers and not be verified

@@chipskylark5500 no idea how hes nto verified

1000000001 = One Gorillian and one

The USA is 21 Gorillian in debt

Alphazone but you also can’t win

Lol they've been bamboozled

You always lose if you don't play

@@themagicexe220 lose what? hes not wasting money so hes not losing anything

You can still win it just takes patience and getting an actual job, not what these dumbasses do

Boat boy in a pond

I heard a bunch of missed rhyme opportunities and thought of you. "Did Ian learn NOTHING?!"

UPLOAD A VIDEO DAVE

*"you"*

Boyinaband Good that you are here

Because that makes sense

Sure, like he could convey that to the millions of idiots that play it and get it through their thick skulls. *Excuse me, BILLIONS of people that play it.

Bet. Go spend all your life savings on lottery tickets. See what happens.

It's his master plan. We're on to you iDupes.

That actually wouldn't make sense. There's more lottery tickets, and therefore he'd be less likely to snag that one winner. If he wanted to do that, he'd promote the lottery.

hello

Lol did you come from exate too?

Hi.

@@CooperDog183 I came from him.

@@CooperDog183 i came from exate

Tony Maldonado r/whoosh

WAIT HE NOT DOING CONTRNT COP ANYMORE!??!

Nice content cop reference.

@@tamimunir1 r/woosh pt duo

@@ryanweatherley3923 ??

Tyler Ulbricht my father won $200 or so off the lotto playing my grandfathers birthday numbers on my grandfathers birthday and now buys $1 tickets every year so he’ll always stay positive

Bro once I won a lottery ticket

My mom bought me one for my 18th birthday and I won $20. Haven't played since lol, gambling actually gives me bad anxiety.

Lmao

YEAH THINK ABOUT 982739746288$, THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU CAN BUY WITH IT ?!?!! ALSO IT JUST IN 1:1000000000000000000000000 CHANCE. I KNOW THAT NOT MUCH BUT IT POSSIBLE

Instructions unclear > Wins 1Mil > 999800 of it is taxed away and I get 200... > AAAAAAAAGGGHHH I GOT 200 MF WOOOO!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!

NO WAY...WE LANDED ON THE MOON!

You made me laugh sooooo fucking loud

More like one in a million.

Fool shoulda kept his mouth shut.

@@MaztRPwn He should have learned to say NO

They need financial advisors, but most people go on a spending spree.

Usually, there are some who invest the winnings wisely. (Not many) Edit: When I said "Usually" I was agreeing with SirBanana when he said they go bankrupt. Not saying usually people are able to handle the money.

@@Ben-zk7po what??

SirBanana there's a guy that lives up north of where I live who won the lottery. The dude was a hardcore biker who blew alot of his money on bikes and built himself the crappiest version of a castle I've ever seen. Then he got himself an older style Rolls with a chauffeur and as you'd expect he was broke within a few years. It just baffles me.

I remember when my business became for a short time, i just started buying random expensive shit like chains and gucci cloths. And now after the business failed i eat ramen

I know now and knowing is half the battle

fuck i guess it's a win win scenario then

I have an overwhelming urge to buy tickets now

I like both of those outcomes

The amount of "I want to die" jokes made now is to damn high. Fucking kill me!

Jim Carrey ??

No

Not for you at least, now me other the other hand...

NO!! Even though i’m not iDubbzzzzzzzz

Equally as likely as marrying Mary Sampsonite.

I have a family member and coworker who have gambling addictions, specifically for lottery tickets. They each probably spent enough money to buy a house with, easily hundreds of thousands of dollars each because every single spare cent that is strictly for the absolute necessary is spent on them. They each probably only managed to win MAYBE 10-20K. It's sad, but I don't feel sorry for them. You don't need to be extraordinarily intelligent to figure out the cost-benefit ratio of their addiction, nor the consequences of it. One of which being their constant bitching about not having any money. When barely make 700 a week working, and spend on average 300-500 dollars a week on lotto tickets, I cannot possibly comprehend how one could be broke in such a scenario I just can't figure it out it's like Einstein level shit. Ironically enough, or maybe not so depending on perspective, Ian's shtick of bullying people who buy lotto tickets is probably the only way to genuinely end the predatory practice. Humans are herd animals and follow whatever is the most immediately socially acceptable. So if you truly care about these people, then treat them like utter shit until they stop

Well that made me sad

If someone buys lottery I immediately see them as dumb. They could tell me they have a master's degree and a mansion, idc, they are paying a voluntary tax to a government that has proven it is financial irresponsible. That is truly stupid.

"It's not always dumb people, sometimes it's dumb people"

Nah, they are pretty stupid. Desperate smart people restructure they debt, make smart investments, and reduce their expenses each month

I created a response to idubbbz lotto vid and I demonstrate LIVE how to use spirits to win lotto money, I also summon a spirit or 2 in the streets of nyc and also use my telekinesis. I am not joking, i am on earth now, please tweet i dubbbz and tell him I made the video, its posted on my page now. I can link it but i dont want him to block me from the page so I will wait to link . every card I buy on this night is a winner and theres even a bonus round in the end!

bin ™ that’s doesn’t feel like statistically smart. Every scratcher has odds on the back of the ticket. A lot of 1$ scratchers are 1:4 chance of winning. However the amount is pretty low on those usually. You should use a third to a half of your winnings to play again if you choose to so you still come out profitable. Next time if there is a next time buy 3 of the same 5$ ticket and odds are you should win on one of them.

so you net 6 bucks... that's a win.

S T O N K S

I won 500 dollars off of a 1 dollar scratcher on my 18th birthday. My first ever scratch ticket I bought

@damyan gang thats the possibility of winning

I like your imagery but I think you mean grain, as in the grain of sand

@@Puss1man i do

@neanderthal size of a grain of sand wtf it doesn't matter it's a tiny piece of sand!!

You have knowledge of every star in the Milky Way galaxy. You pick one at random, and that star is the correct one. This is more likely than winning Mega Millions by double to +16% of the chance.

oh

Muh spaghetti Comment cop "Muh spaghetti"

What is VBuck

I will kill for VBUCKS LMAO

I dubbbz, i see you liked this comment, I have put together a deep spiritual video responding to your lotto video, please come see , and unlock my comments made here please. I want to restore the faith you took from people. and show you something that you have never seen before. Its my latest posted video and I made it for you! please someone tweet him. I came out of darkness to respond to this video, I was a huge fan of yours! come see my big wins in the video, as well as me using my telepathic powers and also it will increase your luck and intuition in this lifetime automatically! Thats if you watch the whole thing. please come see

For real, this helped and continues to help with my gambling addiction

Wai-

Bruh

Damn

Bruh

lmfao XD

VoidWalker humans can be pretty fucking stupid

Haha need more likes this is great

10/10 comment showing how dumb people can be.

How are they laughably false? Sure they are indeed false but it dose contray exactly mind set of these morons. Point of the comment got across to everyone else, dieing in a car crash has.much higher odds then winning. I geiss you are too stupid to understand this

On the buss sorry about that spelling won't let me edit it on my phone.

That's a very good comparison

@@kingofdragontown9680 I will also share with you, my response vid to this video i created for idubbbz. i use spirits to win lotto. come see. there is great power there, but if you gonna get frustrated and skip through the vid, then it wont work for you. maybe watch it on the weekend, at night... Spirits wait to bring you wins! Its on my video list, with burning money in the thumbnail, come see.

LOL

SHARE H!S V!S!0N I am disliking your comment but only because I do not speak methamphetamine

SHARE H!S V!S!0N lmao good bait

*THE WOLF OF WALLSTREET*

@Javiercito it's actually 125

@Javiercito it's actually a 25% return. 125% would imply you received $9.

If it was your first one then your up $1. Should quit while your ahead. All downhill from here if you continue.

Edward Coleman ...And that’s where most people continue

Well said

sometimes education can’t fix naturally stupid people

o m g

Laughs in Detroit with 10000 dollars per student spent

@@WizardLick That's not a really good comparison. Lots of smokers know that smoking is bad.

This is good

Lol his loss cause that's one hell of a joke

well even than hes lucky af for 2 reasone he won the lottery and if it was lose 20 bucks a month till ive lost 60k than i get 60 id do that, 20 bucks isnt alot and than yo ucan have paradise for a month

@@sqilluy Or you can stash the $20 as savings and spend the accumulated amount whenever you feel like you have enough to conjure up your "paradise" experience, instead of contributing to the perpetuation of a slimy industry which capitalizes on the ignorant. And should you need the money for anything else, like an emergency, it's still in your piggy bank, not in the pockets of a guy who sells people "the chance to dream".

@@sqilluy how about putting those bucks on a deposit to get some interest, or idk, save up until you can buy shares? 60k laying around for months is actually a loss, since inflation eats up the real value of money overtime.

Why does it piss You off?

@@kapitan19969838 Repeated bragging can annoy someone

If he has such good "odds" tell him to locate the nearest casino, it pays better odds plus runs you dry faster, everyone wins

You should be ashamed of your grandpa

Thats why in gambling I believe you should just take what you got and leave, before you end up losing even more.

@@joshuanezat4394 Woah man jesus christ Nobody asked for death threats

""""investment""""

If your grandpa just invested the $10,000 in more scratch tickets he’d be a millionaire

Well, you certainly have a better chance of being struck by lightning than winning the California lottery.

@Drinker_Of_Milk alotta people die in forest fires, especially in California. I'd say U hav a better chance of being revived after death. Don't get people's hopes up- "I died in a forest fire, may I can win the lottery..."

Or a plane crash landing in your back garden.

I’d rather be hit with two bolts of lightning tbh

This is factual

no its just a handsome man complaining about stuff

there was a song in the end so yes

Bruh can you guys not talk about content cop for a second

Diet Content Cop Zero

@@jamesa.646 I mean content cop is what he's most known for so no.

Teo Imoto-Tar ya

It's funny cause it's true

this is so sad alexa play Content Cop - Keemstar

@@AquaSkye this joke isnt funny anymore...

@@sethh8892 it's not a joke it's pretty much something people say ironically

AliParada That is not how odds work

@@chocolategoose7350 dependent on how the lottery price gets distributed (one of the sold tickets vs one of the tickets, even if it isnt sold), it does impact the chances of him winning if other people dont buy tickets. But this was a joke anyway so who cares

The bastard >:(

😂😂😂

@@chocolategoose7350 I hate u soooo much

If I ever won the lottery money, I'd buy a car, pay off my mom's car, get me and my mom a place, get her her SUV she wants so bad. I can see how people buy it out of desperation. I'd use the money for necessities. That's why I'm staying away from it. It'll draw me in

@@victorjc5229 invest for ez income

Hire a CPA, Financial Advisor, and/or lawyer if you aren't financially savvy.

@@MultiGotch I didn’t think about that

@@randomstuff6821 I wish more people would invest instead of spending it on lottery tickets.

Well son its not happening tell Mom I love her

Hey son, I'm back.

Then or than?

F

There's a super high chance your pops will come back once you win the lottery. Even from beyond the grave!

Kobi ! FBI CALLED

Poverty?

(Not Clickbait*) (confirmed*) police called!*)

Good title, must watch.

"gone poverty" best thing I've heard today.

Trrue

Didn’t know I was watching Pryocynical at first

Literally none of my friends or family are stupid enough to buy lottery tickets. Feels good brehs

Em same bro

The most relatable comment on RU-vid

I played it on new super mario bros ds

That minigame is easy as fuck. If you cant win you suck ass

Poker isn't the lottery tho. There is skill involved in poker

he means dont buy the lottery but donate the money to him.

😏

Damnit I was gonna say this

I'm gonna watch dumb and dumber right now lol

no

kevduck Lottery isn’t content

@@zaqxoable is joke

@@zaqxoable isn't it tho?

the_nicanor “is not it tho”

Yes please

Turqlan how do you fall for a bait from someone who has the name ISIS Member

It's the complete opposite

EA BAD

ISIS Member but genuine congratulations because if you keep this up you could be the next Justin Y. I hope to see you elsewhere one day

Worse

Only in Aspen, or another swiss village.

Fuzz Carson Chris chann 😉

Disclaimer: the following message is not related to the comment or the video iDubbbzTV, if you read this, I'd like you to know that people want to be entertained, you can criticize or complement something, what matters is that you are passionate

Someone said this 22h ago but you got 3x the likes so congrats

You are wrong, look it up. Impossible means “no chance”, not “extremely low” chance.

@@erenyldz9724 exactly. Even if you have an incredibly small chance of winning, there is still a chance so it is possible.

that's not how the lottery works. doesn't matter how many people buy tickets nor how many tickets you buy, your odds are always the same

sean_macfarlane not true

Of course he'd have a better chance if the pool is smaller.

@@colourmesean It is a joke, man. Cmon.

Omg

Ralph Gaming if people stop playing, there will be no lottery

The odds of him winning do not go up just because everyone stops playing it. The amount of tickets are still there

Ralph Gaming if you actually think that your a dumbass

I know it's a joke, but I hope everyone understands that that isn't how the lottery works.

@@zuckerberg_crab2496 dude he is of course joking men

I like

Content cop on Ian’s gambling addiction

*surprised pikachu*

I created a response to idubbbz lotto vid and I demonstrate LIVE how to use spirits to win lotto money, I also summon a spirit or 2 in the streets of nyc and also use my telekinesis. I am not joking, i am on earth now, please tweet i dubbbz and tell him I made the video, its posted on my page now. I can link it but i dont want him to block me from the page so I will wait to link . every card I buy on this night is a winner and theres even a bonus round in the end! never lose the lotto again after watching the vid posted on my page

let me guess, you always hear about their wins, never their loses.

@@DavidSmith-rv2hw Some complain about only loosing and never having a big winner, believe it or not.

fucks sake man thats expensive, they should pick up a drug habit, their money would go way further lol.

At least if you go to a casino, they give you free food and drink. No lottery organization has ever done that before.

They'd be better off learning and playing blackjack.

And then thank his employees and Amazon customers for paying for it.

Why would he pay a billion dollars for the chance to win a billion dollars back when he would likely still lose?

your maths teacher might not know maths very well

The ISIS Member is a troll, he comments shit like this on every comment. You don't have to listen.

not all heroes wear capes

@@ioritzeguileor thats how every haters will be like.

She probably knows that the lottery ticket money goes to education in the form of teachers salary... thus right back into her pocket (or so she thinks).

Very true.

ISIS Member edge lord

@ISIS Member lol k

@ISIS Member white Knighting Ricegum over here like "back off Ricegum haters! I'll smite you with my holy self Justice blade!"

ISIS Member at least Idubbbz has common sense

Now try and get an h3h3productions video

You just ended this video's whole career

Oh shit!!!!!!!!!!

An algorithm that picks number combos with the least amount of payout. A TV sham drawing using TV magic to produce those numbers. Thats done until theyre ready to cash out, then a winner is manufactured and disappears just as quickly. Total scam. You'll never hear them advertise "for your chance to win" because you dont.

😂

Or the time the flying dutchman gave Spongebob back for 62 cents

Look Squidward, MONEY!!!

Ernesto Cano Carrill ya

Jolly Templar I’ve got hit by lightening once if that means anything.

WasabiKitKat It means that You still aren’t gonna win the lottery lmao

I thought it was the other way around

Jolly Templar if I remember correctly there is a higher chance of being crushed by a vending machine

@@WasabiKitCat it means you´re halfway there. Keep up the good work

Very informative.

youre weird

Me too

says the person with isis in his names and complaining someone on the internet. whos the dumb one here

You must be an intelectual

I created a response to idubbbz lotto vid and I demonstrate LIVE how to use spirits to win lotto money, I also summon a spirit or 2 in the streets of nyc and also use my telekinesis. I am not joking, i am on earth now, please tweet i dubbbz and tell him I made the video, its posted on my page now. I can link it but i dont want him to block me from the page so I will wait to link . every card I buy on this night is a winner and theres even a bonus round in the end!

Tucker Xay Only $200?

I also work at a gas station and theres an old guy that comes in every single day with his little dog and takes up an entire register for up to a fuckin hour spending all of his money and almost never winning

@@JohnnyForeskin What a loser

@ISIS Member Mr. ISIS Member, what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

@ISIS Member but your user name is isis member...

ISIS Member if you're going to keep being a little shit can you at least start typing "hypocritical" and not "hypocrite". It'll make you being a troll less obvious at the very least

@ISIS Member the difference is that vidcon is a public area that most people take their cameras into and take videos of while at the little party ricegum was at it's more known that you shouldn't film it unless the people there grant permission to film it instead of coming up with conspiracy theories of why Idubbz is a pedophile actually go watch the videos and listen to them

How much debt could this lady possibly have to where a billion bucks would pay off only her mortgage

Another way is to say you get 1 in a million chance to win another lottery ticket that gives you 1 in a million chance to win the prize.

that is a good representation

click click BOOM theres some prospective for you

But what if I buy 2 tickets tho

I think it’s fine

That's not how it works and would just lower the prize

@@GeraltofRivia22 Hey. Fuck off.

Dumbest fking comment ever.

@@ids7599 No you.

I get it its a joke but his joke is dumb as fuck

It sounds risky but I like those odds

But isn't the part where you don't get the money losing? So if you don't buy them, you automatically lose.

@@thetoot9615 20 bucks? How many tickets you buying?

@@MinimiMax well lottery is like a gamble, or any other gambling game, you play the game by buying a ticket, you lose if you don't get the money and win if you do, but you have to play. Otherwise you just didn't play lol neither win or lose.

If I'm going to gamble I'd rather just gamble against my friends lmao at least then there's no taxes

This. OMFG, so much this.

In which you actually lost money because of gas

@@Noctua8 yes and your time is valuable

SHUT UP. WHAT THE HELL

iDubbbzTV no you shut up

@@iDubbbzTV hi dad

Puuuussy

Awwww.... That's so gay!❤

this didn't age well

Plot twist is how you turned into a shitty RU-vidr after you realized you will never amount to anything on a skateboard

@8DoPsTa6 plot twist ur adopted

Plot twist: one of us is a raccoon

plot twist, all observed was according to the plan

it's true. I got an automatic message from his channel after watching this video saying that I was one of the lucky few to have a chance of winning something from him or whatever. So basically I won a lottery for a chance to win another lottery.. Oh eduups, the irony....the fucking irony

sivertinio balodo Lmao

Don't be around dumb people, easy as that.

Lil Lexus greatest advice ever said.

1 out of 4 car accidents in the USA being caused by texting doesn't mean you have a 1 out of 4 chance of getting into a car accident any time you're in a car. You would have to compare the odds of that vs. the odds of winning the lottery every time you buy a ticket for this to be a useful statistical comparison. If you don't understand this, you're just as dumb as the people who play the lottery.

@@catalystv7520 I know right, scientist hate me

Bro i just need vbucks

How to properly clean your metal computer v-buck*

Oh, it’s you again

This is an actual request Wanna play on my Minecraft server? Modded

R E A L L Y ?

You have aids

Joey's Car Seat is that how you bought that expensive chair

A 1 in 22MILLION chance at randomly winning a prize that has 32MILLION contestants who regularly play.

But this is the YOUTH generation we gotta cater to the YOUTH. Ahem: If all of PewDiePie's subscribers bought tickets, 3.5 of them would win.

knew a guy who won about 2 million from washington lotto.

Lol arent they forced to tell you the odds of winning?At least in germany they have to write them on every ticket and after every add for some kind of lottery they have tot tell you that the odds of winning are 1 in 10 million or sometjing like that

The probability of winning the recent megamillions was 1 in 300 million which is god damn insane.

Statstically speaking is clearly not something you should be doing

And your dad does nothing or hits you

Good

I created a response to idubbbz lotto vid and I demonstrate LIVE how to use spirits to win lotto money, I also summon a spirit or 2 in the streets of nyc and also use my telekinesis. I am not joking, i am on earth now, please tweet i dubbbz and tell him I made the video, its posted on my page now. I can link it but i dont want him to block me from the page so I will wait to link . every card I buy on this night is a winner and theres even a bonus round in the end! tell your dad if he watches this video i made, it will make sure that he wins more than he loses... it will possess him with luck

@@sythlorde I hate you so much

SHARE H!S V!S!0N ur fake lmao

I feel you. Saw someone throw 4000 dollars on mega millions and won back like 300 dollars and called it “winning”

stfu no one cares

i care

I care aswell man

@@ianb1455 Your definition of "no one " = 59? As of now, 59 cares. Might become more. _Great job with the math there, Ian B_

Ian B I don’t care

Edgy Edge damn 1 in 10.000 is really good chances man

To this day it randomly pops into my head

I used to be a gas station clerk and I've seen this. There was this one lady who would spend every dollar in her purse on scratch offs and not win a single thing. Fuckin sad

Work somewhere else? Lol

@@Sirmajorjr shut the fuck up you shit

I have a guy at my store who has 250 dollars worth of lotto tickets he plays everyday

Do note how many people have missing teeth that play the lottery, I think tooth decay and scratch tickets go hand in hand! hahaha

soul e tood 8D to prove that only gods can win

Ha ha i like fort nite too

@@puccimane1017 That literally has nothing to do with this comment.

@@Anothernotherstory 1. Jesus. 2. Calm down.

That’s your own fault dummy

@@moneymark7660 lmao wait till you get addicted to drugs

Pinned by Yourself probably dumped all his money into it lol

No he's too smart for that.

Probably by one number

Let's be honest, all of us have lost the lottery at least once.

Really? You should create a youtube channel called "my dog reacts"

ayy.

ayy.

Ja was machst du denn hier

@@florinharrer689 Das Video schauen und kommentieren nehme ich mal an.

Streptocockus, say it.

@ISIS Member I'm not reading a whole paragraph by a guy who's name is Isis member 😂

Animator how much was the ticket?

Kaila Watkins it’s prob ricegum anyway lol

My country’s lottery ticket just cost 50 cents How much is America lottery tickets Because the max of wining in my country is about 8 million but if others Guess the right number you’ll need to split

ISIS Member aren’t we all just humans with greed , we can’t keep hands to ourselves where we use and manipulate others . 😊

Thanks dawg

Pretty much the same quality as anything else on the voice. I don't see why not.

I love this dude 😂

I wonder when Ted will show up to the fucking talk. The entire event is named after him and he doesn't even bother showing up.

Now what's Ted talks, is it a rip-off/clone of this content??

420 likes let's gooo

Ana kin【da】 Walking on sky I agree those bastards don’t deserve attention

Knowledge

ISIS Member okay

ISIS Member no one asked, but okay

@ISIS Member Your argument became invalid the second you started defending Ricegum

Stop looking at me swan

YESSS

Ah good ol' Hurley

"only thing I can really think of first hand"... So you're saying you've won the lottery, gained incredible power and influence, had it all taken from you by robbers, and then died. Yet here you are to grace us with your wisdom, what a hero.

Connor McNulty I believe he’s talking about people who’ve won the lottery in the past. Some of the money you win is immediately taxed off it. Also, yes, it can be a curse. There are many stories of people winning the lottery then suffering tragic deaths. Example, from the hands of family members.

I won the lottery and none of that happened

@@connorm7915 Maybe english is not his first language? It's not mine, and I actually thought "first hand" meant "the first thing I can think of", until I read your comment and connected the dots.

@trapd00rspider you wouldn't complain about the government taking 60% of your advertised winnings?

@@TheStoicPath_ you would complain whem you have hundreds of millions? What a loser im super positive people have been killed over just a hundred dollars

Amazon Pro haha tax bad

Its sad but true

@trapd00rspider new stealth bomber fighter jets for... making smoothies.