Do Not Read: So Long Constipation, Part 1

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Jimmy shares some books you probably should avoid reading this year, including Hamburgers: Bad News for Cows.
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Do Not Read: So Long Constipation, Part 1
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@mcschmobin1 9 лет назад

There is a part 2 it just hasn't come out yet...

@fallontonight 9 лет назад

+mcschmobin1 Honestly, it's crap

@NYCstory01 9 лет назад

+The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon at least your honest Lmao

@TheTrippleTKA 9 лет назад

+The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon second ones never lives up to the hype!

@RomPnoy 9 лет назад

+mcschmobin1 The production team is probably just being really anal about their work

@mcschmobin1 9 лет назад

Wow you guys, i did not expect this much splashback on that comment thank you!!!!!!

@kurokitsune25 9 лет назад

Part 2 hasn't come out yet and there's a long wait...

@marioisnumberone5340 5 лет назад

The ending was crap, but there isn't a second part on that video. Jimmy has to know it.

@VoidVesper 9 лет назад

DAMMIT, I thought there is a part 2 video ...

@mirthenary 2 года назад

Can't wait to see how part 2 comes out 🤭

@jrwhit1301 9 лет назад

Who else thought this was a two part video?

@muizkhan8063 9 лет назад

Me... :(

@RealKorean 9 лет назад

Lol same. come to realize it was the book

@brandirabalais1486 4 года назад

I did too the very first time I watched it! 😂

@jamesvinson4489 3 года назад

@@muizkhan8063 tyt

@Picklesnot-co3k 2 месяца назад

✔️

@brittney3469 9 лет назад

Did you hear about that movie about constipation?....It never came out. LOL

@brittney3469 8 лет назад

You're having a hard time doing lots of things, huh? What a crappy way to live...

@davidward4177 7 лет назад

YAY CONSTIPATION. ITS FUN AT THE BEGINNING, BUT THE END IS CRAP

@DinoHF79 6 лет назад

Andreas you need to loosen up.

@TsukiNaito1 7 лет назад

I see these and think I can totally get published.

@coleschieszer7771 9 лет назад

No "They couldn't get it out in one go" joke?

@thedrunkenelf 2 года назад

I have a few books in the toilet room for guests and the constipation one would be kind of a funny addition

@Winteramen 6 лет назад

“tales of gambling grandma” lol that's how i spent my holidays growing up

@JessRodriguez1111 8 лет назад

Someone actually sat down and took time to write that long ass "So Long Constipation" book.. and there's another part. Idk what's worse, that or someone actually reading it

@LordAaronus 7 лет назад

the moral is never write while constipated

@Vyzter 9 лет назад

The ending is crap LMAO

@bittercandy6666 7 лет назад

Vyzter i laugh too hard on that part lol

@johancakep 4 года назад

I was literally laughing!

@kevinmoser3095 6 лет назад

So Long Constipation Part 2 was supposed to come out a while ago, but it's currently backed up.

@colincec 5 лет назад

Jimmy, buddy, you missed a great joke opportunity for “not pushing number two out in time.”

@addisynretz3690 8 лет назад

This was short but I loved So Long Constipation-Part One

@marioisnumberone5340 5 лет назад

I was trying to find "So Long Constipation, Part 2", but it's not even there. DAMN IT! I thought the second part of "So Long Constipation" was here!

@marioisnumberone5340 5 лет назад

Jimmy Fallon, where's the second part of this video? Is this a back up?

@brysonjones9162 9 лет назад

I fell bad when jimmy tells them to stop playing music

@aziouss2863 9 лет назад

+Bryson Jones it was porn music part of the joke XD

@purplelobster100 7 лет назад

Loved the constipation puns

9 лет назад

Plot twist on the gambling grandma. It is strip poker.

@SaesarSalad 9 лет назад

+Carlos Eduardo Rührwiem NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@HirYoshima 9 лет назад

I thought someone was describing how long their constipation was.. Like my constipation was soo long. And that's why the book was so thick and there were several parts. You just couldn't describe how long the constipation was in just one short book.

@AceTrainerKris31 6 лет назад

Does Higgins write the jokes for Jimmy? He is hilarious

@reshmapatel325 6 лет назад

I love Steve higgins you should have your own show. Your so witty

@diehardrvdfan22 6 лет назад

He writes for SNL.

@jeanlucdecoster 8 лет назад

Number 2 hasn't come out yet

@marioisnumberone5340 5 лет назад

It's not.

@Luca-uo5ur 7 лет назад

I actually have the tales of a gambling grandma.....

@pokemad1998 9 лет назад

The roots try hard making songs for parts of the show.

@-comment 9 лет назад

+pokemad1998 Lol they literally practice it like that in rehearsal. Welcome to comedy. You're gonna love it.

@mistywinkler8734 4 года назад

We raise cows. My fourteen year asked why the good cows have to die first and why do they taste so good? We ate his favorite cow.

@jonathanvoth4962 9 лет назад

He NEEDS to read the winnie the pooh books "Cooking with Pooh" and "Pooh gets stuck" on the show!!!!

@marioisnumberone5340 5 лет назад

I currently messed up with the second part of So Long Constipation.

@frefremcgee9196 8 лет назад

I can't believe neither of the retired after "so long, constipation part 1"

@wookieelicious9569 9 лет назад

LOL.. "On all Fours" Great position! =P

@TheAgentAssassin 9 лет назад

oh no a hamburger ...with cheese the horror Jimmy , the HORROR

@juliusdaviesd 4 года назад

Man if this isn’t a two parter, then this episode was two short ! 😤

@NiVi192 7 месяцев назад

"Mrs. Allen on all fours" though! 😅😅😅 I'm 14, apparently.

@hadhad129 9 лет назад

So when does part 2 of so long constipation drop, lol.

@nyachiiham6819 9 лет назад

Jimmy's hands are really tan

@johnboyjr21 4 года назад

BRING THIS BIT BACK

@waynewhitson6914 4 года назад

Did you hear about the "Constipated Mathematician"? He used a pencil to work it out.

@picklepoe4480 2 года назад

What in the world could possibly be in that book about constipation??... It's a large book and has a second part too!? 🤨

@marioisnumberone5340 5 лет назад

I saw the side of the book that said "So Long Constipation" on it, but on the cover it said part 1. WHAT THE HELL?!

@joshuawalker3197 5 лет назад

tales of a gambling grandma looks awesome, i have to buy it now

@SuperLoveLexi 9 лет назад

Too funny, love this list

@HariOmRadhaKrishna 3 года назад

It's very important for kids to know that hamburgers ARE bad news for cows

@dangeiger9796 2 года назад

Part #2 hasn’t come out yet

@corneliusdinkmeyer2190 2 года назад

When does number 2 drop!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@omarj8542 9 лет назад

burgers "he's lovin it"

@marioisnumberone5340 5 лет назад

Disclaimer: this is NOT a two part video, so the ending was crap.

@legendaryvaultboy1331 9 лет назад

Jimmy was talking in the title of the video about how the book is called so long constipation part 1 that doesn't mean the video is a part 1 video

@marioisnumberone5340 5 лет назад

I thought there was a part 2 video, but that's it. It's just a single video.

@clarajohansen6273 7 лет назад

There's a book called The meaning of the library: a cultural history & its 300 pages long. Just reading the back of that book bored me

@marioisnumberone5340 5 лет назад

I thought part 2 will come out... but no. Jimmy Fallon, you made a mistake. It's only one video! Why do you think there will be a second part? LMAO

@sarahjordan348 3 года назад

Tales of gambling grandma seems interesting

@VectorDidact 9 лет назад

I must say, Conan looks very different in this clip of "Coffee table Books That Didn't Sell Well"

@kotacola 9 лет назад

where's the part 2 of this video?

@Hollins23 8 лет назад

I knew where they were going long before they even got there.... ;)

@thatguyyouknow2221 9 лет назад

Y u no part 2?

@cxjcole 9 лет назад

Y U no take beacon from well

@DCcrewJZ 7 лет назад

I want see this show but can never find a site to see it :/

@geminibashar 9 лет назад

i just went number 3 .... now must delete history

@GabrielTravelerVideos 9 лет назад

Ha ha, good stuff.

@thebeausoleilXO 9 лет назад

lolz Jimmy!!! love it!

@sonnyparmar1788 9 лет назад

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN PLS. DONT DO IT hi

@waseemkazi4442 9 лет назад

@lMrPivotgamerl 9 лет назад

Oh the horrors, DONT SCROLL YOU WILL HAVE NIGHTMARES !!!!!!!!!

@yeoscore 9 лет назад

WHAT I HAVE SEEN CAN NOT BE UNSEEN

@makawana69 9 лет назад

I just watched the tonight show in the UK, but it was only half an hour long and it did not have this part. How long is it in the U.S?

@10acious_D 9 лет назад

1 hour

@doctorjae75 5 лет назад

I had a hard time with the last one

@c0p13dn4m3 8 лет назад

Mmmm. I wouldn't minds Mrs. Allen on all fours.

@marioisnumberone5340 5 лет назад

Aww man, I thought there was a part 2 video of So Long Constipation, but it was a back up and the ending was crap.

@DinoHF79 6 лет назад

No it never came out.

@justachannel9379 7 лет назад

Don't freaking laugh. My grandma did that with me. Then I started winning her money. Ha Ha. And is Jimmy F. still proconstipation?

@knifeprty69 9 лет назад

she sounds a lot like violet parr from the incredibles

@marioisnumberone5340 5 лет назад

I want to allow Jimmy to have comments in his videos and his replies to my comment •-•

@caitlinidek7221 9 лет назад

THAT BOOK'S A STINKER

@ZenzeleNikwe 9 лет назад

I want videos Jimmy

@stevendelano8130 9 лет назад

@GIGnome 9 лет назад

@P5YcHoKiLLa 9 лет назад

Why would Hamburgers be bad news for cows? Ham comes from a pig, Hamburgers is GREAT news for cows!! Beefburgers not so much.

@stonecold3936 8 лет назад

I found the idiot^^

@stonecold3936 8 лет назад

Hamburgers are not pork fucking idiot, you're just being a dumbass

@P5YcHoKiLLa 8 лет назад

Sorry, can you not fucking read as well as not being able to type? "one or more cooked patties of ground meat" Shall I put pictures of guns round it so you can actually concentrate you inbred hick fuck?