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Ya'll be cheatin like this too?
Domino Effect 3 & 4 out NOW on RU-vid
Tickets: AliSiddiq.com
#TourDates:
Aug 2-3: Salt Lake City
Aug 9-10: Omaha
Aug 16-18: Madison WI
Aug 23-25: Fort Wayne, IN
Aug 30 -31: Spokane WA
Sept 1: LAS VEGAS, NV
Sept 6: RICHMOND, VA
Sept 7: NORFOLK, VA
Sept 13: KANSAS CITY, MO
Sept 14: PEORIA, IL
Sept 20: W PALM BEACH, FL
Sept 21: MIAMI, FL
Sept 27: PHOENIX, AZ
Sept 28: DENVER, CO
Oct 5&6: DALLAS, TX (Specials Taping)
Oct 11: SEATTLE, WA
Oct 18: Baton Rouge, LA
Oct 19: Jackson MS
Oct 25: Fayetteville NC
Oct 26: Charleston SC
Nov 1: NEWARK, NJ
Nov 2: WASHINGTON DC
Nov 9 : HOUSTON TX
Nov 15 PHILADELPHIA
Nov 16: COLUMBUS OH
Nov 22: MONTGOMERY AL
Nov 23: CHARLOTTE
Dec 7: OKLAHOMA CITY
Dec 13: PITTSBURGH
Dec 14: CLEVELAND
Dec 20-21: CORPUS CHRISTI
Dec 27-29: ONTARIO, CA
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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE.
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@dawgfacesoldier
@dawgfacesoldier 3 месяца назад
I served 20 years in the Army (1988-2008) and every year, I dreaded those damn hearing tests, because I always failed them. One time, I was pressing the button (thinking I'm hearing the tones/beeps), and the lady said..."we haven't started the test yet"🙄😒😬
@107uptown
@107uptown 3 месяца назад
This comment 😂😂
@warmachine1068
@warmachine1068 3 месяца назад
No one cares… boot. 😉
@rolandogutierrez9402
@rolandogutierrez9402 3 месяца назад
I always fell asleep in this but somehow always passed
@zorrakas320
@zorrakas320 3 месяца назад
@@warmachine1068yet… you commented. Shows you wanted interaction😂. What a clown.
@ysmithriley
@ysmithriley 3 месяца назад
You studied for EXTRA CREDIT‼️🤣🤣😭😭💀💀💀
@gamblinhurn1
@gamblinhurn1 3 месяца назад
Boy this man just said, off the cuff "you better get some insurance with that old azz throat you got...you not even that deep! When folks going to realize Ali just that quick with that come back?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤
@snax42
@snax42 3 месяца назад
I didn't know that I needed glasses until I joined the Army and I was like "that's how grass is supposed to look", i thought it was just a big green square.
@katherinemccree6771
@katherinemccree6771 3 месяца назад
I was at work one day and noticed it was hard fir me ti see the locations. My insurance started and I went to get glasses. I put them on in the Walmart parking lot and yelled " dayum, that's how the sign supposed to look?" The sign waa SO bright and clear. Haven't been without glasses since. It was in 2012 or 13 then.
@ludotoyhunter8492
@ludotoyhunter8492 Месяц назад
That’s what happens when you’re a man. You can go through life all fucked up and never know it until you HAVE to get a check up like for a job or something. You walk outside like “oh shit natures carpet has a color?!” Everyone else is like “natures carpet??” And you like yeah that’s the stuff in front of the house that your father makes you push the lawnmower through. When you finally realize it’s GREEN GRASS they talking about you like “get your whole life together bruh!”
@ludotoyhunter8492
@ludotoyhunter8492 Месяц назад
That’s what happens when you’re a man. You can go through life all fucked up and never know it until you HAVE to get a check up like for a job or something. You walk outside like “oh shit natures carpet has a color?!” Everyone else is like “natures carpet??” And you like yeah that’s the stuff in front of the house that your father makes you push the lawnmower through. When you finally realize it’s GREEN GRASS they talking about you like “get your whole life together bruh!”
@ludotoyhunter8492
@ludotoyhunter8492 Месяц назад
That’s what happens when you’re a man. You can go through life all fucked up and never know it until you HAVE to get a check up like for a job or something. You walk outside like “oh shit natures carpet has a color?!” Everyone else is like “natures carpet??” And you like yeah that’s the stuff in front of the house that your father makes you push the lawnmower through. When you finally realize it’s GREEN GRASS they talking about you like “get your whole life together bruh!”
@CertifiedSkank
@CertifiedSkank 3 месяца назад
You are so much more than “Mexicans got on boots”. Please never stop telling stories.
@Chr1st8l
@Chr1st8l 3 месяца назад
Exactly
@joe.limbus
@joe.limbus 3 месяца назад
Definitely...I hardly even think of that story anymore when I think of him
@rosslaverdure
@rosslaverdure 3 месяца назад
​@@joe.limbusBAM! Me neither
@AndrewDabs
@AndrewDabs 3 месяца назад
U must be a new fan lol that’s well behind him now
@beatrice81
@beatrice81 3 месяца назад
It is what it is, it becomes what you make of it 💯
@hyro_sa8774
@hyro_sa8774 3 месяца назад
One of the greatest comedians I've seen in my 26 years of living. I have been following since the 1st Domino Effect special.
@banadonteng9138
@banadonteng9138 3 месяца назад
Domino Effect.. The Loss… I am not sure he can exceed that bar … that is a masterpiece… I have never witness anything that special in my life.
@king_invictus
@king_invictus 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Old ass throat 😂😂😂😂
@Reeses710
@Reeses710 3 месяца назад
Lmao, "are my lights off" .....sooo true, just driving on a hope & a prayer, just hoping the road hadn't left... 🤣😂🤣
@mariotaylor2390
@mariotaylor2390 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂
@PurpleHazePro
@PurpleHazePro 3 месяца назад
Nine?! I thought it was just Hassan and his daughter 😮 big family!
@tammiebaby21
@tammiebaby21 3 месяца назад
He mentioned he got two set of kids but I surely didn't add it up to 9 lol man been busy.
@Italianqueen
@Italianqueen 3 месяца назад
I know he had a son and daughter who are older and then Hassan and his younger daughter. I didn't know 9! I just saw him live in Akron oh,absolutely amazing!
@gideonabadaki1501
@gideonabadaki1501 3 месяца назад
That comeback though 😂😂
@amandlax1604
@amandlax1604 3 месяца назад
“You know I got 2 right on accident”🤭🤣❤
@brucebruce323
@brucebruce323 3 месяца назад
Watching this and keep rewinding it. The 3rd time watching, mom woke up laughing from her nap at you. Thank you Sir
@MalcolmGDotson3
@MalcolmGDotson3 3 месяца назад
So does anyone else see this reindeer in the audience? Didn't notice? Play it back and watch for the antlers.
@jeremyfortune7274
@jeremyfortune7274 3 месяца назад
That’s a 4pt whitetail..
@ampedup3054
@ampedup3054 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂
@mundray30
@mundray30 3 месяца назад
🤣🤣🤣I'm dying laughing I thought it was the hairstyle
@Soulful-me5787
@Soulful-me5787 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@nicholemar
@nicholemar 3 месяца назад
You so dummmmmm for this comment cuz why I see exactly what you saw 😂😂😂
@portermaberry5909
@portermaberry5909 3 месяца назад
This brother is hilarious! Funny
@Thenas_Kitchen
@Thenas_Kitchen 3 месяца назад
❤❤❤❤❤❤I freakin love this man ❤❤❤ and his comedic excellence ❤❤❤❤!!!!
@elliotselmon7581
@elliotselmon7581 3 месяца назад
DEFINITELY AGREE!!
@JojoP-yx4wg
@JojoP-yx4wg 3 месяца назад
This man is my fav comedian ❤
@cookiecookie8829
@cookiecookie8829 3 месяца назад
Results they side by side🤣🤣🤣
@paychexx
@paychexx 3 месяца назад
As a person who wears hearing aids, that is accurate when you take that test. Boy, you start tricking yourself. Trying to feel the vibrations. 🤣🤣.
@carlettawebster4284
@carlettawebster4284 3 месяца назад
Damn, Not side by side. I'm done! 😂😂😂😂
@tonyabrown3163
@tonyabrown3163 3 месяца назад
I am so mad that I missed you in Nashville. Hopefully I can catch you in another city. I love your stories.
@kiki_the_creator
@kiki_the_creator 3 месяца назад
Just pulled up at the doctor’s office 😅
@JD-dh7bk
@JD-dh7bk 3 месяца назад
9 kids👀 are they reason you deaf in your right ear😂😂😂
@gond9166
@gond9166 3 месяца назад
9 kids. That’s a lot of people to ambush you in the kitchen asking for stuff. 😂
@StephanieYagle
@StephanieYagle 3 месяца назад
my all time favorite comedian! i seen you in Austin texas a couple years ago and have been addicted ever since!
@jaygee8013
@jaygee8013 3 месяца назад
He mastered his craft. Come through Dallas Ali.
@monnie1027
@monnie1027 3 месяца назад
He is sooo funny! I ❤ his story telling...I could listen to him talk all day!😁👍Blessings Always Ali and all your family! Amen! In Jesus name! Amen!🙏🕊🙏😇
@deejaygotbeats
@deejaygotbeats 3 месяца назад
Got 2 right by accident 🤣🤣
@Hussle436
@Hussle436 3 месяца назад
He just keep blessing us ❤ I can’t wait until September 14th!
@elainal6847
@elainal6847 3 месяца назад
His next domino effect is on Father’s Day
@VidaFBaby1
@VidaFBaby1 3 месяца назад
NIIIIIINEEEEE 🥴 Good lawd, I'd turn the other cheek too 🤣
@TT-kp3cz
@TT-kp3cz 3 месяца назад
Having to wear 2 aides from the flu in '03. Doc's are vey serious, esp. when aides are $5,000+. She was standing in front of you😂😂😂 love your voice❤
@JasmineEthridge
@JasmineEthridge 3 месяца назад
“Over there baritone probably a soprano”😂😂
@HandsofGlory1
@HandsofGlory1 2 месяца назад
Not a SHAMWOW!! 😂😂😂 Ali took me BACK with that!! 🤣🤣🤣
@warmachine1068
@warmachine1068 3 месяца назад
I’m gonna be at the Tampa show. I can’t wait.
@DonnaYoung-yz6ys
@DonnaYoung-yz6ys 3 месяца назад
He's the best so far ❤ love Ali❤😅
@TristianWrites
@TristianWrites 3 месяца назад
In the military we had to do hearing test because we worked around aircraft. We would sit in a booth and press a button when we heard the sound. I swear I’d be hearing the sound and pressing the button and turns out it’s nothing. Needless to say. I get VA disability for hearing loss.
@lesliegaines4748
@lesliegaines4748 3 месяца назад
Omg! That’s exactly how I found out I needed glasses!!!😂😂😂
@Wrappedinhisglory
@Wrappedinhisglory 3 месяца назад
I seriously did not know he has 9 kids wow! I only hear him talk about his son and daughter. But 9 kids, and 1 ear work, yep they are the casue of that.😁
@bighomieJ5X
@bighomieJ5X 3 месяца назад
Ali ‘s comedy is a pure art work 😂😂
@caramelkisses1068
@caramelkisses1068 3 месяца назад
I found out about you on March 5, 2024. I have binge watched you every day since. Old & New videos…😆🤣😂
@rhondalacy64
@rhondalacy64 3 месяца назад
I'm hollering!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cassandrakray1817
@cassandrakray1817 3 месяца назад
My partner and I are both 46 . After some tests, turns out my partner has the hearing of a 98 yr old man. He refusing hearing aids because he likes not being able to hear me.
@2EKgn16
@2EKgn16 3 месяца назад
😂Its serious but I have to laugh!
@mrsmart5221
@mrsmart5221 3 месяца назад
Just move your lips 'act like you say something that will scare'em straight 😂be safe though🙏🏿🦾
@cookiecookie8829
@cookiecookie8829 3 месяца назад
The older we get we must get everything checked!!!
@networkengineertechchic5018
@networkengineertechchic5018 3 месяца назад
This is what keeps me going!!! SSSooo funny!!
@1971gift
@1971gift 3 месяца назад
Great storyteller!
@katrinkalittle8405
@katrinkalittle8405 3 месяца назад
Damn I missed you in GSO tonite!!! Ali man. Hey. Next time . IMMA have on boots!! 😂😂😂
@zanobiaj1019
@zanobiaj1019 3 месяца назад
Ali Siddiq you can send the people to me at the pharmacy. Because that's what I do. 😁
@lilhurtofficial.
@lilhurtofficial. 2 месяца назад
Shamwow!!! I couldn’t remember the name of that shit for years🤣💀
@susiel9612
@susiel9612 3 месяца назад
Lol I have one deaf ear too. I thought my headset had gone wrong on one side! It does have some benefits like you say with your kids. Also if it's noisy outside at night, turn a 'dear ear' and you hear nothing!
@djscrutinize6721
@djscrutinize6721 3 месяца назад
Glad i get my ears checked every 2yrs for my CDL medical
@TheDrokon
@TheDrokon 3 месяца назад
Please don't heckle Ali, y'all messing up his story flow
@Ashleyromero99
@Ashleyromero99 3 месяца назад
Do you ever travel to Tyler Tx. There is a place called Rose City Comedy,. If you ever go please let me know and I will come!
@nothgir
@nothgir 2 месяца назад
Nine! Well, your pump works.
@LastNameInTown
@LastNameInTown 3 месяца назад
It was great seeing you on Soders pod. I am so excited for Domino Effect 4!! PS lmao at Rio Snr being alive! I laughed so hard. Crazy world!!
@LastNameInTown
@LastNameInTown 3 месяца назад
Ali read my comment! Lmao. Man you are the best! Thank you for making my day brighter. I needed that. I will pay it forward bro. 💯
@etcancer713
@etcancer713 3 месяца назад
❤❤❤
@jenniferd.820
@jenniferd.820 3 месяца назад
Play too much 🤣🤣🤣
@gadgetstalker2
@gadgetstalker2 3 месяца назад
Ali "Antonio Cromartie" Siddiq over here😮
@frozengamer3030
@frozengamer3030 3 месяца назад
At least your downstairs still works
@Embr8cingUNI
@Embr8cingUNI 3 месяца назад
I went to the specialist for the same thing in 1998 I was 8 ! I walked out of there with the biggest Walkman looking hearing aide device 😂😂 luckily it was a piece of cotton swab stuck in my ear
@mar0us1o
@mar0us1o 3 месяца назад
I totally lie at the eye doctor
@francesjohnson4443
@francesjohnson4443 3 месяца назад
Wow!!! 9 😮 babies... I think I've heard about 4.
@cynthiafrench4411
@cynthiafrench4411 3 месяца назад
I'll have #10
@RillaLord32212
@RillaLord32212 3 месяца назад
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
@zanobiaj1019
@zanobiaj1019 3 месяца назад
🙋🏽‍♀️ I'll babysit the babies Ali Siddiq. We'll be at the Children's Museum and the Science Center. 😇
@jjeter1
@jjeter1 3 месяца назад
Ali are to coming to 757 VA this year?
@AliSiddiqComedy
@AliSiddiqComedy 3 месяца назад
alisiddiq.com
@jjeter1
@jjeter1 3 месяца назад
@@AliSiddiqComedy Thanks Bro Got it i see Norfolk VA. I'll be there
@e5musicteacher670
@e5musicteacher670 3 месяца назад
Does Hassan still whisper? 😂
@LaToyaColeman-lm6uz
@LaToyaColeman-lm6uz 3 месяца назад
Is there a link to this full special?
@Deem_The1
@Deem_The1 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂 I'on hear shyt on this side I be playing deaf
@TheeJoieDeVivreGarden
@TheeJoieDeVivreGarden 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂
@edwardmartin2911
@edwardmartin2911 3 месяца назад
Am here for you babe
@heknows9441
@heknows9441 3 месяца назад
🖐️+4️⃣, for real ,😮geesh, 🤷🏾Okay
@ArethaCato-x5x
@ArethaCato-x5x 3 месяца назад
9, damn
@carltonmenzies7558
@carltonmenzies7558 3 месяца назад
🖤🗣️🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🔥🔥🔥
@MrsDaphneB
@MrsDaphneB 3 месяца назад
AAAAHHHH 🤣🤣🤣
@rosecouch7343
@rosecouch7343 10 дней назад
Who is this singing in the front row she look like Rudolph the f****** reindeer with that hairstyle
@lucipearl12345
@lucipearl12345 3 месяца назад
9 kids 😮
@fallingup2018
@fallingup2018 3 месяца назад
🤣
@Auraseven415
@Auraseven415 3 месяца назад
When you do start inching past 50 years old? That's the very time they start to find some stuff🤣😂 Sorry Ali...😂
@jjeter1
@jjeter1 3 месяца назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MrsNewland318
@MrsNewland318 3 месяца назад
🤓🤣🤣🤣#mygriot
@drewo1989
@drewo1989 3 месяца назад
That thumbnail though
@robsoultrain1061
@robsoultrain1061 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂
@rukysgream
@rukysgream 3 месяца назад
Man I'm 20 years younger, but I'm still the fuckin same, just opposite ears. Left is perfect, right can't hear SHIT Nurses looking at me worried and shit tryna give me hints
@MsMVP
@MsMVP 3 месяца назад
🤣🤣🤣
@CurtisBooksMusic
@CurtisBooksMusic 3 месяца назад
NINE??????
@beatrice81
@beatrice81 3 месяца назад
Brain trauma over here.
@beatrice81
@beatrice81 3 месяца назад
It was an intercrainal hemmorage TBI both from being abused. I'm a survivor just as my child, Jasmin Blaise.
@cjohnson_
@cjohnson_ 3 месяца назад
NINE KIDS???!???! And a gang of bms I bet. Lawd
@truelyfellc
@truelyfellc 3 месяца назад
The greatest
@KpTheG
@KpTheG 3 месяца назад
The way I just turned 28 & was scared to drive at night bc I couldn’t see anything…, I found out I have an astigmatism & I’m nearsighted 😂😂 vision 20/100
@jadenothingcompares
@jadenothingcompares 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂
@alexandriaherrera1295
@alexandriaherrera1295 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@C.is.blessed
@C.is.blessed 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂😂
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