"The ultimate Ginger...." "The Ultimate Ging" "The only thing I've seen uglier than you is..... YER MUM!" "You're like Houdini only seven very scary girls!" "TELL ME THE PLAN!... Someday that will work.."
"Raww" "Owww!" "See your not stone now run" "You bit me!" "And your alive" "I have a mark look at my hand" "And your alive did I mention" "Your teeth, space teeth" "Yea alive all I'm saying" 0:51 Lol
... Amy tried to make a move on her son-in-law.... Technically since (SPOILERS) Doccy here is married to Riversong, and Riversong is Melody Pond, Rory and Amy's daughter... That makes Amy and Rory the Doctor's parents in law....
"You've swallowed a planet!" "I'm pregnant." "You're huge!" "Yeah I'm pregnant!" "Look at you. When worlds collide!" "Doctor I'm pregnant." "Oh look at you both---five years later and you haven't changed a bit apart from aging!" "It's good to see you doctor!" "...Are you pregnant?" Also: "Yours is bigger than mine!" "Don't go there."
Annabeth Granger Doctor: "Nowadays, I'm all about wearable technolog-" River: Peter, you hate the glasses, I hate the glasses, the entire fanbase hates the glasses, give them here. Doctor: But Moffat says- River: Screw Moffat and let me disintergrate the glasses.
Best doctor ever! I love the he loves bow ties! In one episode he's like "bow ties are cool" and Amy says "no their really not..." And then the doctor says "yes they now shut up and let me think!"
Amy- ow I think the baby's coming Rory- are you sure Amy- would I make it up at a time like this Rory- well you do have a history .. If being very beautiful Lol wet myself
Ryan McFly Wow, I missed the "P" key. Anyways, I agree that should be glad that the Doctor resisted. I don't think anyone has made him more uncomfortable.. Except maybe that old lady at the End of Time that was hitting on him.
That moment when you realize the iconic sound of the TARDIS is nothing more than the engine screaming in agony as the Doctor flies it around space and time with the friggin brakes on xD
'Hello! Laptop. Gimme.' 'Nononono- hang on-' 'Give. It. Here.' *sits down with laptop* 'Blimey...get a girlfriend Jeff...' I'll always find this hilarious 😂 don't ask why lmao
You missed out the best part of that line! "This is my life now and it just turned you white as a sheet, so don't you ever call it dull again. EVER. OKAY!?"
My favourite is “You were a little girl 5 minutes ago.” “You’re worse than my aunt.” “I’m the Doctor I’m worse than everyone’s aunt... and that’s not how I’m going to introduce myself.”
1:40 D:well, we have some comfy chairs here. A.B.:we have no need for comfy chairs. D:I made him say comfy chairs... If I'll ever meet a terrifying monster of death, who has a monotone voice and cane be reasoned with, I'll have to make them say something funny. Thanks Doctor, for teaching us how!
Is it just me or is The Doctor incapable of thinking WITHOUT speaking? That seems to have been a recurring theme of the show/character. He'll go on rants and then near its end do something incredibly brilliant that saves the day. Example, from Family of Blood (S3, David Tennant): The Doctor: Oh, I think the explanation might be you've been fooled by a simple olfactory misdirection. Little bit like ventriloquism of the nose. It's an elementary trick in certain parts of the galaxy, but it has gotta be said, I don't like the look of that hydrochronometer. It seems to be indicating that you've got energy feedback all through the retrostabilizers feeding back into the primary heat converters. Oh! 'Cause if there's one thing you shouldn't have done, you shouldn't have let me press all those buttons. But in fairness, I will give you one word of advice: RUN!
I can NOT believe you left the BEST part of the fez scene out! I am offended and disappointed! It's not complete unless river song blows the thing up! Otherwise, good compilation.
If I had been with The Doctor and Rory during the 'you kissed her!?" thing, I'd probably like 'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH' in a fit of silent screaming at the stupidity of The Doctor's reply to Rory.
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