Doctor Who - River Song Meets The Seventh Doctor 

"My dearest friend or my darkest enemy?" "Why can't I be both?" Because the Master holds that spot.

Seven: "I never kiss strange people..." Eight: "Ummm..."

Ah, the subtle beauty of the Seventh Doctor. A master strategist, always playing the game one step ahead of everyone else (much like his Second and Fourth incarnations). I have always loved the poetic irony that no enemy ever beat him, and he never had a situation where he had to sacrifice himself. His death comes from sheer and simple bad luck. The master strategist who walks into the wrong moment at the wrong time.

Poor old Seven. Has to talk himself out of gun-point numerous times during his era, then gets shot by his future wife, and then legitimately shot after visiting America. As proven by River, if you want to beat the Chess Master, don't play his games. Shoot first and DON'T ask him questions later.

It's fitting that Seven can spot all of Riversong's attempts to trick him but isn't prepared for undisguised physical violence.

Notice how much clearer Sylvester's spoken voice as he did tend to mumble at times when on television. Great to hear him so clearly as he is a very underrated Doctor.

The 7th Doctor always had great Insight about events, situations, people and time.

2:54 I can't help but imagine if this was a live episode that the 7th Doctor tripped over something like that scene after he had regenerated with the Rani.

Should have known this meeting would have gone something like this. 😂😂😂😂

"At least you're not Mother" hits different after we meet Tectaeun

The most dangerous companion meets the most dangerous Doctor awesome.

Can I just say how much i love the 7th doctor.

I love how the 7th Doctor knows his limitations and books it out of the chair when she tries to kiss him. That chair probably nearly flew.

You frustrating gorgeous little man

River and 7 meeting is almost therapeutic for me since they're both my favorites!!

Well knew river would make a move 😂

The Doctor's weakness: Domestic Abuse

Just River and Seven fighting over the tea- I cant-

River: No kiss? Seventh Doctor: No! 😅 The Doctor is so coy!

From earlier incarnations its amazing how the Doc never even remembered her at all or her strange seductions lol

You should do River Song meets the Fifth Doctor since Series 3 is out.

Love the sound of this TARDIS♥️

Big finish shows are far more entertaining than the bbcs

Trust 7 to ruin a date

River: Look, I gave you /three chances/ to do this the easy way, I don't want to hear any whining.

3:26 Yknow It seems as the Seven’s weakness is not predicting when he’ll get shot at. Certainly explains his death later.. 9.9

Oh my! I really need to get around to buying this series. . .

I would love to watch the old doctors

2:54 asexual panic

If the doctor and river's timelines travel in opposite directions, how is she able to meet the doctor at earlier incarnations than 10?

Oh this is just great! ❤

This is the best 😂

1:57 That accent slip

i didn't know that river had 2 hearts I thought that if you are half time lord half human you would still regenerate and stuff but keep one heart for the human side

One, Four, Seven, Eight and Ten are my favourite Doctors!

Well, that escalated quickly.

Awww I love them!

She was talking about the 10th doctor

Okay I might seriously need to start watching more of the 7th Doctor

What happened to river meeting tennet in the library saying "You're the youngest I've ever seen you"

...did River just clock him upside the head or something?

If River Song has met the 4th, 7th and 8th doctors then how come 10 didn't know who River was???

How didn't 10th Doctor remember her from this?

Time never gives up all her sense of the surprising history of the future as she is now and forever an innocent witness to all that is and ever be. Time is a powerful thing use it wisely or it will spoil the rest of what is to come or become, leaving the past is the first thing but it could be dangerous to forget what was why we or they did. River Song is a future story of a different doctor although his the same one it is usually forgotten something or out of phase with old events. Is all the same memories the same thing inside the old man's head who knows? Ah well a good man knows his way around, but sometimes there's a hole inside his memories a missing thought of something important a dusty book with a bit of blue and gold lettering on it saying Thee Doctors Diary for the past 60 million years. Year 0 and counting? Time is wobbly so are the lives of the doctors and their families we only scratched through the walls of time, but someday they'll come back to meet their past connections with everyone whom they knew oh yes! They will be there?

So, why doesn't 10 remember her if she appeared to his earlier faces?

Ugh...I'm glad the classic era Doctor's don't fall for her creepy flirting...

I love this clip because it brilliantly illustrates the difference between a real competent character like Seven, and a wanna-be "cool genius girl" of the type that a non-writer like Steven Moffat pukes up. River is utterly aghast that Seven hasn't eaten any of the food she's given him, citing the lengths she went to make sure the memory agent couldn't be directly detected; that Seven may have simply thought it would be unwise to accept food from a total stranger, regardless of whether or not he could pick up on any specific thing wrong with the food, doesn't occur to her at all.

I long for the day when we can excise Moffets reign from canon. And Chibnals. Or whoever his name is spelled.