Dog says NO 

He floats really well.

@@grlmgor his feet are touching the bottom lol

Jive, he might be getting exhausted to.

@@monicarothbeck7393 his feet hit the bottom & he moves away from owner. He’s not exhausted lol. He’s chilling & doesn’t wanna get out

ha ha me too! throw him the ball!

R.I.P.

Agreed

Rest assured, you did not die alone.

Then he said Cose I'm bad! Reference to the bad album hahahaha

Same here lmao

No. You have to listen to R*ckst*r

Dogs don't really talk.

@@rayflaherty3441 they said voice over?

@@p.sherman3158 I'll have to check it out

​@@p.sherman3158 dude is pretty damn funny 😂

Don't be so sure and also Chal bosrikay

I know, I wish dogs spoke English instead of German. You'd think if they could learn one Germanic language, they could learn another one, but I guess nah. Something with the fricatives. This dog is coolest dog I've ever seen.

@@lauraechavarria5533 ikr? I am just in love with these talented guys.

Hm

Nah, they would be cussing us out for all the idiotic things people do and say to their dogs. Like this woman in the video, just like the dog swim! Wtf is the problem? Nobody else is using the pool, clearly

We had a golden that would do this. Man she loved water so much, we actually got her a kiddie pool.

@@soggyfroggy22 So my Stud gets in the shower with me. EVERYTIME. Doesn't matter what time it is. We live across the street from a lake, like less than 100yds, and if my kids leave the back door open, ( usually around 730am) and if I can't find my hounds...... There's an island 750 meters from the shore, one morning, I couldn't find them anywhere, and sure as shit, all three are on the island chasing geese like it's Christmas morning. The park rangers, who, obviously, know my dogs quite well, had the boats out there, calling over the intercom, they can't get on the shore because of the mud. It was hilarious. They finally called me and I had to come and lay down the law... Which is me getting on the boat and shaking their food bowls.

Dogs don't have slaves. Cats do. Dogs always have masters or friends

@@indiankid8601 you've obviously never had a Lab.

@@waydebaker33 😂😂😂 That's hilarious

How tf u laugh at that LMAO

4 yrs dog equal 4x7 on human years if im not wrong so the dude i mean Dog is like 24 oh 28 yrs old

LOL

@@mondrose4501 yah

24? 25?

What you talking about bout? Course animals can talk. Maaaybe not in English but we understand everything they want. 😂 Cheers and God bless.

Ikr..... Just slllllliiides away like yea naw

@@johnhoward7083 yea naw 🤣😂🤣

🤣

See-hee 🎵 ya later....'cause I'm bad! 🕴 😄😄😄

Hah! And that MJ pool moonwalk 🎶*heehee*🎶 was priceless! 🤣 🤣 🤣

That is the coolest dog I've ever seen. He is just CHILLING. My friend's 170 lb great dane kinda fell into the pool a few weeks ago and OH BOY he was not cool. at first he tried to be like 'this is no big deal i mean, I'm a mammal; all mammals can swim, therefore I can swim. It's simple a=b, b=c, therefore a=c logic.' buuttt, he quickly lost all composure and began flailing wildly looking for his master. I swam toward the dog and helped him stay afloat but he is a mammal and all mammals CAN swim, so h e could swim. The problem was more like, how do you get him out? Without damaging the pool liner that is 35 yrs old?

HE IS KLR HIMSELF! HE IS EVERY CUTE ANIMAL IN HIS CLIPS.

I feel like this dog will stay unemployed and living in his mom's basement for a very long time and unashamed.

Nah, he was actually kinda scared when her was very close to him

Oh.......they are!

...and he'd prolly get me that ball, too!

@@shruggzdastr8-facedclown he totally would too

😅😅

😂😂

his* he’s a he not an it

Lies again? Serie A Leader True Anal

@@Cassxowary 'It' is a neuter pronoun, and can be used when you don't know the gender of something. For whatever reason, people get offended when you call them 'it,' however animals don't have such frivolous preferences, and don't really care if you use the neuter pronoun 'it' or 'they.' So, in this context, 'its' is used just as correctly as 'his' or 'their.'

@ameliaw.1500 A dog is also not an object, but grammatically it is the correct pronoun when referring to an animal, unless that animal was previously referred to on a proper noun basis.

Also it's his hind legs, not back legs, dog's backs are horizontal and back legs would go upwards on the other side of his backs, hence we use the term hind in such examples.

What is gaslighting?

@@jerryamescua I used gaslighting wrong in this scenario but basically gaslighting is when another person manipulates someone and make them believe the person their gaslighting is crazy

@@nooneknowsmyname1998 Also because dogs can’t talk

Gaslighting that's funny stuff 🤣 had me in stitches 🤣😂

@@jerryamescua gaslighting is much much more complicated than the other person described. If you want to better learn about it I recommend Dr Ramani’s channel. If you search RU-vid with that name + gaslighting I’m sure you’ll get loads of great content.

Mom:I’m not getting your ball

😂

Yup Id grab the ball.

dad would totally get the ball for him to...no problem,

yes funniest bit ever I enjoyed it very much😂😂😂😂😂

He's big enough to stand on his hind feet.

You have to actively not float, can't help floating it just happens.

@@dalelc43 Nah, Not everybody (Google it). I float like a butter knife (kerplunk! Straight to the bottom). It always amazed swim instructors. Unless it's in a glass or in the shower, H2O is not for me.

@@dalelc43 Lol no I don’t

@@queenpondue101 LOL. I still remember it like it was yesterday. A group of white teenage swim trainers came to my hood to teach us "underprivileged" kids swimming. They gathered all around me as I kept going to the bottom of the pool, saying to each other 'See? it's TRUE! They really DON'T float!" That was 50 years ago.

Yes its the sheehee for me

I agree

How you do that last emoji?

@@Henny2995 You can access it when ur a member. It's his puppy Leo aka Jimmy Kibble 😎

Loved the MJ Reference

Dogs don't talk, Mr Perkins

@@rotyler2177 I wish they could tho

You can adopt me.

@@thegoat5216 ok. Lol

You should watch Wilfred, lmao

Me too!❤❤❤❤😂

Was that also a pun🤣. The golden part🤭

I _seehee_ what you did there!

Oh my God I didn't even mean to make that pun. You guys are clever

sHEEHEE 😂🤣

omg yes!! 😂😂😂😂

How 🥰 cute

Bro mean either

But you have your mommy, isn't it?

Certainly 😮‍💨

Thats the joke

24? 25?

me too I have watched it about 55 times now lol It makes my day

Same!!! It's so funny and perfect!

@@queenpondue101 hmm, well he might understand some words, specifically ones that relate to a specific thing that she might say alot, like for instance "out" but bar that yeah he won't understand much of it

“I am an owner of 4 cats and love animals in general” 😂🤣💀 you can’t be serious. yes clearly since you don’t even have basic respect, humanity, decency, empathy, compassion, understanding, intelligence and intellect, and so on, to realise we are all obviously equal animals and they’re family too NOT objects to own!

And another 134 of you heartless brainless meat puppets AND KLR themselves ❤️ing this disgusting imbecility of a comment!

Your owner must be real proud of what a brainwashed heartless mindless meat puppet you are!

Please find them a family that will love and respect them if you are too frightened, hurt, brainwashed do something that basic and simple. They deserve at least that.

@@Cassxowary You can’t be serious? My cats are my life and they eat, sleep, play and live better than you do. Go peddle your useless nonsense elsewhere. My oldest is 20, just turned on June 17th and has been a diabetic for 8 years, has a thyroid problem and has more energy and life in her than most cats in general. My cats, yes, my cats as I live by myself and they are the ones that live in a house that is 2700+ square feet. They have 6 litter boxes, 4 filtered water systems, 7 cat trees, 5 window perches, each have their own special food, have gone to the vet for checkups multiple times a year. I have 6 automatic orders from Chewy for their litter, medications, food, toys, clothes, etc. They are my children and yes, I own them as I paid for them. Therefore, I own them. Though they rule the house, I am still their owner/Butler. My cats are my life and my oldest literally stopped me from ending it with a 12 gauge that I had to my head. And because of her, I am still alive and still catering to her needs as nobody would have been able to care for her had I ended myself. For you to say some stupid and ignorant crap, you can go suck on a dead donkeys D!ck.

Same. My labrador retriever was terrified of water, I would have given anything to have a video like this

Me too!

But wait I forgot it's 2022 did you just assume this dog's gender?? 😠

@@FuckFascistRU-vid LOL

It would be good doggo excercise too!

Love my dogs too

fluffy is an adorable name. My cat gary got named after the snail from spongebob. We did not care much about the fact back then that she is a girl and spongebobs snail is male. She is now 12 years old and a very determined cosplayer regarding the boring "meow" and the idgaf attitude of her idol ^^

@@andrefasching1332 lol I don’t even remember why I named her that I think I was just trying to get her attention at first and she responded to it and it stuck

I feel you! I have two cats now and I could swear they were young protegees to my Dog. One cat (a manx, if that makes any difference) shares her love of talking and food; also followed her around like she was her Dog mom. The other is a scaredy cat (pun intended, she's a siamese), but she's so sweet and loves to play fetch. LOL!

She said Dude.

Our legs are hind legs. They’re on our behind

Rear arms

Did he get your ball for you too?