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Dogma - The Business Massacre 

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A scene from Dogma where Loki and Bartleby where they go to kill the business people at the formal corporation to justify their actions.

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@benjamincox4211
@benjamincox4211 4 года назад
The fact that Harvey Weinstein produced this is so goddamn funny
@212013114
@212013114 4 года назад
Benjamin Cox Gotta love the irony in that.
@MineCraftDadnSon
@MineCraftDadnSon 4 года назад
They toss hints in almost every movie made. It's sickening
@cjcanton9121
@cjcanton9121 4 года назад
@@fZ2jKy6 I mean it's horrible but it is still funny, dark humor is a thing.
@TheZachjsr
@TheZachjsr 4 года назад
@@fZ2jKy6 😂😂
@GastonsExpectorate
@GastonsExpectorate 4 года назад
@@fZ2jKy6 Had to look this up because that's a serious allegation to make regarding Ms. Hayek. From all the stories I read, Salma states that he made repeated sexual advances and overtures to her during the making of Frida, which she refused each time. Nothing I found regarding their interactions during the filming of Dogma. So there was no sexual contact between the two, at any time, ever. Now I'm certainly not defending that complete creep, but please make sure you're stating facts when making an accusation. Perhaps you're thinking of another accuser?
@Rob-hb7wh
@Rob-hb7wh 4 года назад
I guarantee you every time someone sneezed around her she didn't forget to say "god bless you" for the rest of her life
@SuperBigdude77
@SuperBigdude77 8 месяцев назад
😅
@lynnharty3971
@lynnharty3971 6 месяцев назад
I’ve never forgotten! Because of this scene 🎬
@Itosalix
@Itosalix 2 месяца назад
I don't think we have authority to speak for God. Maybe he's tired or playing golf. got no time to bless everyone for every little sneeze. I'm an atheist though, so I don't care and just "good health".
@neilkurzman4907
@neilkurzman4907 2 месяца назад
@@Itosalix Not golf apparently God prefers skeeball
@ggr1zz
@ggr1zz Месяц назад
@@Itosalix did you know that “bless you” started from the belief that sneezing was your soul trying to escape your body and someone saying bless you caused it to go back in. No idea why we keep saying it based on the origin. Seems really strange to me. I say gesundheit sometimes but that’s about it.
@philtomkinson7956
@philtomkinson7956 4 года назад
Don't know why the ladies so upset. She's just recieved about 6 promotions in less than a minute 😂😂😂
@dukegunthar
@dukegunthar 4 года назад
@@ajsky1066 "Hi! I'm a douchebag. Everyone pay attention to me."
@doubledoubleusmokymirror4d405
@doubledoubleusmokymirror4d405 4 года назад
Ikr?! Lmao but first I would suggest she take a vacation 😂
@chosenfallen2024
@chosenfallen2024 4 года назад
Prolly cause she's a good person with good person reactions lol
@zeokingsilver
@zeokingsilver 4 года назад
think its more then that I'd say she now the CEO
@ThePhaxal
@ThePhaxal 4 года назад
@@ajsky1066 -You are so right.
@alexkimball7601
@alexkimball7601 9 месяцев назад
What a scene. You don’t need context at all. Even if you’ve never seen the movie, this scene stands on its own.
@robert4039
@robert4039 7 месяцев назад
Never thought about that before but you’re right. Good point!
@endersdragon34
@endersdragon34 3 месяца назад
You might be a bit confused about how they know everything but yeah
@yatsu2me
@yatsu2me 3 месяца назад
No kidding, just watched John Oliver's Boening report, two planes crashed, hundreds of lives lost, and the company is barely a should shrug; at what level do you sell your own sense of humanity in the pursuit of wealth?
@CaesarCapone
@CaesarCapone 2 месяца назад
​@@yatsu2meWas it the pursuit of wealth that caused the Boeing issue? Or was it the pursuit of something else? Edit: Not sure how this comment ended up here. Deleting shortly...
@adamm4062
@adamm4062 Месяц назад
I've never seen this film, actually,and I can confirm what you are saying. Definitely need to watch it now, looks awesome
@chosenfallen2024
@chosenfallen2024 4 года назад
"DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN!" That shit had me dying laughing
@the22dude94
@the22dude94 3 года назад
FAKES, ALL OF YOU, FAKES!!!
@shadowknight1121
@shadowknight1121 2 года назад
OH YOU, IN THE BED YOU AND YOUR WIFE SHARE NO LESS!!!
@cfinley81
@cfinley81 2 года назад
AND HERE'S ONE TO GROW ON!!! *gunshot*
@raulsandoval2523
@raulsandoval2523 2 года назад
I do believe in this what does that mean
@jimmysmith5418
@jimmysmith5418 2 года назад
@@cfinley81 gum?
@msminmichigan
@msminmichigan 4 года назад
The irony is that Mooby is clearly a stand in for Disney, which owned Miramax at the time this movie was made.
Месяц назад
Except Miramax dropped this film due to its religious tones, leading Kevin Smith to take it to Lionsgate, which was an unknown indie studio at the time. Miramax still owns its copyright.
@tombratcher6938
@tombratcher6938 Месяц назад
The real irony is the implied sexual crime here given Miramax's association with one H. Weinstein
@KuDastardly
@KuDastardly 9 месяцев назад
The fact that they used a golden cow as a cartoon mascot was an awesome reference, lol!
@greenman8644
@greenman8644 Месяц назад
Didn’t catch that before😂👍
@DJ_Energy
@DJ_Energy Месяц назад
As the late great David Bowie said in Life On Mars 'Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow' 🙂
@eyeseer1
@eyeseer1 10 дней назад
You could say it's iconic satire.
@7Be
@7Be 4 года назад
This, in my opinion, is the best scene Kevin ever wrote. Just brilliant.
@CarlosMendez-lv8hl
@CarlosMendez-lv8hl 2 года назад
It’s a great scene. I think the parking lot scene is also brilliant. It’s makes you feel sorry for Bartleby.
@SpecialProjectY
@SpecialProjectY 2 года назад
Oh how down he has fallen...
@hater105
@hater105 2 года назад
@@SpecialProjectY Indeed, considering these are the kind of people he works for.
@beetlepoundcarrot6412
@beetlepoundcarrot6412 Год назад
Are you sure its not this one ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE--Bsbw1qCPGE.html ? 🤣🤣
@Johncornwell103
@Johncornwell103 Год назад
I say the deleted bar scene is his best
@cfinley81
@cfinley81 2 года назад
"Do any of you know what makes a human being decent? Fear. And here inlies the problem. None of you have anything to fear. You sit in your seats of inscrutable power, lives shrouded in secrecy, even from each other...but not from God." The way Matt Damon delivers that is POWERFUL.
@choosetolivefree
@choosetolivefree 2 года назад
Fear isn't what makes a human being decent. I am a decent human being. I do not fear any deity or god. I would never worship a god that WANTED to be worshipped. How petty and egotistical. No thanks. Point is - it doesn't take a god to make a human being decent.
@ryanparker4996
@ryanparker4996 2 года назад
@@choosetolivefree you fear committing evil. Thats enough.
@choosetolivefree
@choosetolivefree 2 года назад
@@ryanparker4996 It isn't about fear. It's about empathy. I don't want any others to suffer. That's why I don't commit evil. Not because of a deity or fear of going to hell. Because I have empathy. That's why.
@ryanparker4996
@ryanparker4996 2 года назад
@@choosetolivefree whatever you say kiddo
@choosetolivefree
@choosetolivefree 2 года назад
@@ryanparker4996 You're damn right whatever I say, chumpo
@jamesdick2580
@jamesdick2580 3 года назад
CEO: "you forgot Mooby Magazine." Bartleby: "dammit!" LMAO
@cfinley81
@cfinley81 2 года назад
Loki passing him whispering, "I can't believe you forgot the magazine!" 😂😂😂😂
@MrJessiesammakia
@MrJessiesammakia 2 года назад
And the resterant
@Gravedigger933
@Gravedigger933 2 месяца назад
Yeah, instead of getting upset he could have played into it. Would have been better.
@MrHousecup
@MrHousecup 5 лет назад
Ironically, Harvey Weinstein could use a visit from these two.
@assholio
@assholio 5 лет назад
What's ironic about that?
@What-go8ng
@What-go8ng 4 года назад
@@assholio he means unironically, but that'd also be a stupid use of the non-word
@patrickoliver9133
@patrickoliver9133 4 года назад
Half of Hollywood more like which is ironic as it's a Hollywood film
@Unqualifiedmedicalperson
@Unqualifiedmedicalperson 4 года назад
Ass Hole Harvey Weinstein produced the film, that’s why
@Backyardmech1
@Backyardmech1 4 года назад
Instead he was visited by a Clinton paid assassin.
@zestymagic1679
@zestymagic1679 Год назад
The End always gets me “you didn’t say god bless you when I sneez…” “Loki!”
@CC-hw4cc
@CC-hw4cc 4 месяца назад
👉"Your getting off light" 😆😆
@cohenb18
@cohenb18 Месяц назад
@@CC-hw4ccLoki!
@genxlibertarian9656
@genxlibertarian9656 4 года назад
This scene single handedly convinced me to say bless you every time.
@JimmySmith2441
@JimmySmith2441 3 года назад
2:40 WOULD YOU JUST KNOCK IT OFF?!?! FUCK!!😂😂😂
@flightofthebumblebee9529
@flightofthebumblebee9529 2 года назад
Best Kevin Smith film for damn sure. Ben and Matt were totally hemming it up here and it was so awesome.
@hoilst265
@hoilst265 9 месяцев назад
Their bickering is great...probably because it's genuine. Lots of practice.
@megamarsonic
@megamarsonic 4 года назад
That woman is going to need therapy. Many, many years of therapy.
@neotheone7923
@neotheone7923 4 года назад
and i bet she says bless you to everyone who sneezes now
@SantaBarbaraSongbird
@SantaBarbaraSongbird 4 года назад
Indeed, she is an Innocent
@JoseJoseC626
@JoseJoseC626 4 года назад
They say after this she got put in charge of star wars films.
@treyowen9213
@treyowen9213 3 года назад
Jose Cortinas what?
@reallyWyrd
@reallyWyrd 3 года назад
About that: in all semi-seriousness, it was inappropriate for Loki to pull a gun on her, but she was *working for* a company that did all these things. She probably didn't know every dirty detail, but when you work for people that sleazy for several years, you begin to pick up on some of it. Still she stayed. But then again: she may have had very little choice in the matter. So it's #complicated.
@ToddDCLT4
@ToddDCLT4 4 года назад
Haha after all this time I never realized he was waiting on them to say “God bless you.” At 2:10
@stagglee1227
@stagglee1227 4 года назад
Oh shit! You're right! Hahahahahaha!!!
@VixxKong2
@VixxKong2 4 года назад
Rewatching that scene makes it hilarious. At first I thought he paused in order to remember his train of thoughts, but the real reason truly shows how childish Loki is.
@JeffStreamsThings
@JeffStreamsThings 4 года назад
Great observation!
@VixxKong2
@VixxKong2 4 года назад
@turkeysub3000 Since have the script, can you please tell me what Loki is calling the businessmen while shooting the place up?
@layyouin6860
@layyouin6860 4 года назад
Yep, literally just realized that myself.
@deejay554
@deejay554 6 месяцев назад
As a child i thought they were bad guys because of this scene. Now, as an adult, I understand they were heroes.
@thenablade858
@thenablade858 2 месяца назад
Bartelby goes full crazy at the end but if you spend millennia exiled from home surrounded by endless hostility AND you have to endure Wisconsin? You will also go mad.
@YouAreStillNotablaze
@YouAreStillNotablaze Месяц назад
The specific term in this situation is 'anti-hero' but in this movie they were villains. They tried to end the world.
@Daftanemone
@Daftanemone Месяц назад
So you got dumber as an adult
@Arcturus572
@Arcturus572 Месяц назад
Even as a much younger person, when he made the comment about having sex with AN. ELEVEN.YEAR. OLD. BOY! I got sick to my stomach the first time... That statement alone completely made my beliefs in that the CEO and others of any company wanted to do good as well as what was best for the company died a painful death... Not to mention making me completely giddy while listening to their "justice"...
@moxbroker
@moxbroker Месяц назад
The villain is God. She created everything and knew everything that would happen. And then punished her creations for doing what she created them to do. Horrific figure.
@Gaming_Nerd1993
@Gaming_Nerd1993 Год назад
"But I do believe in this" truly priceless Matt Damon at his best.
@Creedon99
@Creedon99 7 месяцев назад
"what does that even mean" lol
@cvn6555
@cvn6555 2 месяца назад
"How about these donuts?"
@jerryguzman76
@jerryguzman76 4 года назад
“Don’t run! DON’T RUN!”🤣
@jasonalcatraz5817
@jasonalcatraz5817 2 года назад
“PIGS! PIGS, ALL OF YOU ARE PIGS!!!”
@allhandsondik7803
@allhandsondik7803 Год назад
"'I do believe in this'... what does that even mean?"
@Rendell001
@Rendell001 8 месяцев назад
@@allhandsondik7803he believes in just retribution- delivered in this case via a Desert Eagle.50.
@haldosprime3896
@haldosprime3896 8 месяцев назад
4:12 I always loved the implication that there was no research involved for this moment. They can read a persons sins just by looking at them and when Bartleby didn’t immediately see a sin to talk about he had to do a double take to make sure and was even surprised by it.
@shade1121-ce8dc
@shade1121-ce8dc 2 месяца назад
They are watchers after all.
@redrackham6812
@redrackham6812 4 года назад
Sorry if I'm pointing out the obvious, but I love how Bartleby first recites the sins for which they were to be punished, and the Loki executes the punishment, since in an earlier scene the movie had established that that was what their roles had been in ancient times as well when they were inflicting divine retribution on Egypt and before that on Sodom.
@BishopStars
@BishopStars Год назад
In the movie business, we call that "continuity."
@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883
@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 Год назад
Sodom was named after Sodomy. Gommorah was named after a much weirder move
@serioussilliness2064
@serioussilliness2064 2 месяца назад
I thought it the other way around those cities were named
@spencergsmith
@spencergsmith 2 месяца назад
@@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883sodomy was named after the city of Sodom
@DJones-uk3hg
@DJones-uk3hg Месяц назад
That was actually the reason they did it, they planned to resume the jobs they quit and then go through the arches to be forgiven for quitting and the murders they committed and be readmitted into heaven, then Jay had to get horny and tried to get laid completely fucking up their plan (yes Jay's ridiculous scenario to have sex with that chick actually saved existence)
@Stuart267
@Stuart267 4 года назад
This fucking scene is so intense. Masterfully written & acted. Not often I give Affleck credit for anything but this was an awesome film
@Dwill187
@Dwill187 2 года назад
He was the Bomb in Phantoms though
@Alex_Off-Beat
@Alex_Off-Beat Год назад
Gone Girl and The Town were both excellent as well!
@Stuart267
@Stuart267 Год назад
@@Alex_Off-Beat I refuse to watch Gone Girl for the fact Rosamund Pike is a TERRIBLE actress
@murdasippislim
@murdasippislim Год назад
@@Dwill187 word bitch phantoms is the bomb 💣
@TonyG8992
@TonyG8992 11 месяцев назад
He was a great Batman, pure brute force in BvS
@dcap79
@dcap79 4 года назад
If he hadn't killed them, that would have been an awkward ass meeting. LoL
@TheLordSheogorath
@TheLordSheogorath 2 года назад
Killed to spare them the awkward silence lol what a bro
@Unqualifiedmedicalperson
@Unqualifiedmedicalperson 7 лет назад
I've never understood why people found this movie so offensive. I'm Catholic and this is one of my favorite movies!
@gustavoalmanza2673
@gustavoalmanza2673 6 лет назад
AleqsH Honestly!
@stefanellasizzarettia8417
@stefanellasizzarettia8417 6 лет назад
SAME
@JoybuzzerX
@JoybuzzerX 5 лет назад
I'm still confused as to why disowning the son is worthy of being killed. Doesn't matter the reason he disowned him, it's not even close to death worthy.
@Cainite
@Cainite 5 лет назад
Back when it was offensive to say something against the chruch
@astrophonix
@astrophonix 5 лет назад
This scene shows why the fake morality of christianity doesn't work at all in practice. That guy was supposed to have abandoned his son 'cos he was gay, but christians hate gays and the bible calls gays an abomination, so this christian god would have rewarded the guy for abandoning his son.
@solitarymaninblack
@solitarymaninblack 6 лет назад
Matt played Loki in a theatre scene in Thor Ragnarok.
@sidework1
@sidework1 5 лет назад
Deepest lore
@sprocket-YT
@sprocket-YT 5 лет назад
Maybe Matt’s the real Loki 🤔🤣
@BigMac8000
@BigMac8000 5 лет назад
Y'know, I saw that cameo and knew it had some kind of relevance... I just never thought they'd do a dogma reference. God that movie was great.
@240devil1
@240devil1 5 лет назад
@@BigMac8000 Well it makes sense since I feel like this company they are at is supposed to represent Disney.
@mejsmith1
@mejsmith1 4 года назад
@@240devil1 So that's two Marvel films with a Kevin Smith related reference.
@jgfunk
@jgfunk 2 года назад
They looked relieved when he left the boardroom and really looked like they were just going to go back to work like nothing happened.
@vh8542
@vh8542 2 года назад
I remember watching this movie for the first time years ago and being like "Yep that's what would happen." Human behavior is disgusting.
@TheRealBirdmann
@TheRealBirdmann 3 года назад
Matt Damon was absolutely in the ZONE!!
@yomanolovega16
@yomanolovega16 7 лет назад
"You didn't say God Bless You when i Sneezed" LOL.
@Enzorgullochapin
@Enzorgullochapin 6 лет назад
but... the sneeze was FAKE a/f (same as god)
@feralbigdog
@feralbigdog 5 лет назад
what is that smell? oh yeah, the next posterchild for DEPENDS!
@feralbigdog
@feralbigdog 5 лет назад
I respectfully disagree about the God comment
@choosetolivefree
@choosetolivefree 5 лет назад
@@feralbigdog You're free to disagree. You're still wrong though
@feralbigdog
@feralbigdog 5 лет назад
@@choosetolivefree nope, im right. you dont want to believe, up to you, you will find out when you stand before him, lucky for you, he is merciful, and you have time, he is real, ive have experienced his miracles, and prophecies in the bible have come to pass, im not going to sit here and debate you about it, you can accept or reject it, its not on me to convince you, ive planted the seed and that is all im suppose to do, its up to you to be fertile ground or not, have a nice day. this will be the end of the conversation.
@shanstergoodheart5177
@shanstergoodheart5177 5 лет назад
This is Kevin Smith's best film
@deadprecedents1
@deadprecedents1 4 года назад
Shanster Goodheart ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY
@wiinterflowers4277
@wiinterflowers4277 4 года назад
Shanster Goodheart This, Mallrats and Clerks 2.
@thecrabbpottx2179
@thecrabbpottx2179 4 года назад
Damn straight
@yvesheinrich5013
@yvesheinrich5013 4 года назад
@@deadprecedents1 Arguably yes, but you have Clerks and Chasing Amy in the lineup. Everything else is good but not in the same quality.
@tonybriggs280
@tonybriggs280 4 года назад
Um....no Clerks is still the standard. Chasing Amy is better too.
@CalebFKottke
@CalebFKottke 11 месяцев назад
This is one of my favorite scenes ever--it so blatantly exposes (and executes) the corporate lineup for literally ANY business. They exploit their workers and think they can do the same in their personal lives. Says a lot about corporations, about shitty people, about Hollywood itself. It's so self-aware, it's beautiful.
@scottmatheson3346
@scottmatheson3346 4 года назад
3:45 In fairness, the rug really tied the room together.
@TimedRevolver
@TimedRevolver 4 года назад
And so did his blood.
@macman975
@macman975 4 года назад
Dude! You're right 😉🤣
@SmoothCriminal12
@SmoothCriminal12 4 года назад
Well that's just like ur opinion, man.
@macman975
@macman975 4 года назад
Loki's pals did not die face down in the mud so these 'people' can worship a false idol
@Str8edgejon
@Str8edgejon 4 года назад
@@TimedRevolver And the piss stain that was later found as well.
@heavencanwaite
@heavencanwaite 4 года назад
"Can't believe you forgot the magazine "
@lowertoaster9718
@lowertoaster9718 4 года назад
This scene taught me how the corporate world works
@Dane_Youssef
@Dane_Youssef 8 лет назад
Those are all awards that Kevin Smith and his people won over the years used as props that are adorned on the wall in this scene.
@Mojo_3.14
@Mojo_3.14 Год назад
Reminds me of the movie Hot Fuzz, all the hundreds of DVD's in the movie night scene where from their personal collection. Unfortunately they found out later someone had stolen some from the movie set. Shame. Shame.
@jamesvanleir9562
@jamesvanleir9562 2 года назад
I've probably seen this movie dozens of times, and I'm only now realizing that Bartleby forgets to mention Mooby Magazine in his opening, and then during the purge he's reading an issue in the lounge.
@Warcodered01
@Warcodered01 5 лет назад
I think it's kind of funny that he thinks them believing in the Voodoo doll is ridiculous when for like 5 minutes they've been displaying a supernatural knowledge of their misdeeds I mean why wouldn't they believe it might work at that point.
@allaware1971
@allaware1971 Год назад
Kinda the point. Even the "you didn't say God bless you when I sneezed" was like a joke, he wasn't going to shoot her but scared her straight.
@Jarock316
@Jarock316 Год назад
​@All Aware You missed the 'You're getting off light' line after Loki got interrupted, he really was going to kill her.
@grumerguy
@grumerguy 4 года назад
"But you didn't say God bless you when I sneezed!" That made me laugh! I used to have this movie in my collection but alas, I had to sell it to make a move back in 2009. My collection that is. Not just this one movie. I mean how could you move just by selling one movie. That'd be silly!
@KamenRiderRaiden
@KamenRiderRaiden 4 года назад
Could say "Alan Rickman was in it!"
@JimmySmith2441
@JimmySmith2441 4 года назад
....................."But. They didn't say God bless you when you sold them!!!
@Wolfsbane909
@Wolfsbane909 7 лет назад
"well since if you are NOT going to get laid anyways, let's do the next best thing.." -angel of death
@TimoRutanen
@TimoRutanen 6 лет назад
Kill people! No, not you
@lucianfrostbane
@lucianfrostbane 4 года назад
if i had a dick id go get laid. lets do the next best thing/ what's that?/ lets kill people.
@VixxKong2
@VixxKong2 4 года назад
Not the exact quote, but close enough
@darquebeauty4802
@darquebeauty4802 3 года назад
Everyone talking about the sneezing, but is no one curious about The CEO and what he did to his son to be such a "sick f*ck". Like OMG??
@reallyWyrd
@reallyWyrd 3 года назад
Probably something involving sexual assault. It's usually that.
@miaouew
@miaouew 3 года назад
Figure it out.
@cfinley81
@cfinley81 2 года назад
Not hard to figure out.
@CaptainViral84
@CaptainViral84 2 года назад
@@miaouew Probably something involving with his father renting him out to the sextraficing and the black market for millions of dollars then giving all of the money towards his wife for a boob job and spoliing his abusive sisters that torture him since he was little what is left of the money went to a new entertainment center for his office.
@comradefreedom8275
@comradefreedom8275 2 месяца назад
The implication is pretty clear.
@timesnewlogan2032
@timesnewlogan2032 2 года назад
Not only did she learn she’s in the clear and bound for Heaven, but she just became CEO, President, Vice President, AND majority shareholder of one of the biggest entertainment companies in the world. All in all, a pretty good day.
@endersdragon34
@endersdragon34 3 месяца назад
Though if she kept on running it she would be guilty of idolatry... So.
@timesnewlogan2032
@timesnewlogan2032 3 месяца назад
@@endersdragon34 So she sells the company, retires, and uses a large chunk of her newfound wealth for charities and other good causes, all while still living comfortably.
@jacobmetz3267
@jacobmetz3267 2 месяца назад
True. But, I'm betting/hopping that she sold all of her interests and shares to open and run a homeless shelter, where, although she was never rich, she was loved by many and died very happy many years later. 🙏🌟⛪️✝️
@kyuven
@kyuven 2 месяца назад
@@jacobmetz3267 It'd actually be in her best interest to divest of the shares as well. The company's toast, as investors won't have any confidence in a company that was quite literally decapitated by a dude with a gun who only left one person alive. Bonus points: Because of Bartleby she now knows a whole bunch of people who were personally screwed over by the other members of the board (one mother, two sons, an 11 year old boy in SEA, and a whole bunch of people who bought unsafe versions of their products) and can donate whatever she inherits from them to those people. And then join a convent in the middle of nowhere and live in constant fear of Loki returning to cap her.
@gottfriedosterbach3907
@gottfriedosterbach3907 Месяц назад
Businesses are not a hereditary monarchy. The board if there is any would elect new positions and if there isn't a new board to do that would be established. She doesn't get the position by default and being a pure soul I doubt she has the rep or traits to walk into the job.
@aaronwillingham5003
@aaronwillingham5003 8 лет назад
"All lines, are currently down..." CLASSIC lmao!
@arnoldrivas4590
@arnoldrivas4590 4 года назад
And that helped him land Jason Bourne for The Bourne Trilogy.
@andrenewcomb3708
@andrenewcomb3708 4 года назад
"My boy is wicked smart and I got her number."
@Independent365
@Independent365 4 года назад
The "Mr. Barker!" part ALWAYS makes me die laughing LOL!
@konnii1
@konnii1 4 года назад
I can not believe he forgot the damn magazine
@raygamma36
@raygamma36 2 месяца назад
"Ok, but yer gettin' off light." 😂😂😂😂
@Thomas-gs3gv
@Thomas-gs3gv 4 года назад
Anyone else realize the cow statue alludes to the story of Moses. He leads the Israelites out of Egypt looking for the holy land. On the way he stops to climb a mountain to speak to god and is away for something like 30 days. By the time he returns they had begun to worship a golden bull as a false idol, and Moses breaks the tablets with the 10 commandments on them out of anger
@Thomas-gs3gv
@Thomas-gs3gv 4 года назад
Vance Humphrey yes yes I am much much smarter than you and everyone you know
@Alcohen2006
@Alcohen2006 4 года назад
It's 40 days, Tom. It's right there in the book.
@vegancoastie9630
@vegancoastie9630 4 года назад
“An Eleven....year....old....boy!”
@shmabadu
@shmabadu 5 лет назад
Fun Fact: this was supposed to be an overly done, John Woo-esque action scene with Matt Damon gunning down the board, this is the reason they’re all burly looking stunt men. At the last minute, Kevin Smith was doubtful that he’d be able to pull it off, so he scrapped it.
@KevinMuller5
@KevinMuller5 2 года назад
This is much better
@doc_shady
@doc_shady 4 года назад
Its too bad Harvey Weinstien owns the rights to this movie. Thats why you won't see it on any streaming service or a re-release bluray.
@jimmy2k4o
@jimmy2k4o 4 года назад
docshady777 he could lose the rights....
@wardripj88
@wardripj88 4 года назад
In a perfect world which will never have they would release all Kevin Smith films in 4k.
@nirv
@nirv 4 года назад
Who cares about streaming crapola? You DOWNLOAD it. You don't stream it. That way, nobody can press a button and take it away from you. Yeah! Man, I do not get this generation at all. They don't want to even own anything.
@doc_shady
@doc_shady 3 года назад
@@nirv The thing is, I get your generation. Your about 20 years in the past. Who the fuck downloads anything this day in age? If your too cheap to sub to a streaming service, thats on you.
@nirv
@nirv 3 года назад
@Lebowski 2020 I've been a pirate some 1995 starting with Doom grabbed from a BBS. Problem? We can talk about it on discord. Painbow#9553 add me now.
@tonyacasdrummer
@tonyacasdrummer 4 года назад
After seeing this movie when someone sneezes I always say “God Bless you”.
@THETRIVIALTHINGS
@THETRIVIALTHINGS Месяц назад
No flashy cgi, nothing. Pure creative writing.
@laurenp9723
@laurenp9723 3 года назад
Strangely I was reminded of this scene and had to come back to watch after trumps gold statue was presented at CPAC.... can you imagine if all of their sins were revealed!!!
@deanasaurs
@deanasaurs 3 года назад
Omg right?!
@NC2871926
@NC2871926 2 года назад
You clearly suffer from TDS. You radical left-wing BETA
@vh8542
@vh8542 2 года назад
@@NC2871926 Hahahaha you are so triggered
@colincec
@colincec 2 года назад
It would take AT LEAST a while day to list them all.
@sm8821
@sm8821 3 года назад
One of the most ridiculously funny movies ever made. From the disclaimer to the credits, some of the funniest stuff you'll ever see.
@thefiyahrises225
@thefiyahrises225 Год назад
Smiths dialogue is so damn good especially spoken by Affleck and Damon.
@criticwatcher
@criticwatcher 4 года назад
Could you imagine those two characters calling out all politicians in history? Lol
@hellshade2
@hellshade2 4 года назад
best part of the clip is when loki says "But you didn't say god bless you when i sneezed...!" pure LOL there!
@Scavenger82
@Scavenger82 3 года назад
A good example of why you always, ALWAYS, say God Bless You. You just never know if there's going to be a massacre.
@stefantomasi4036
@stefantomasi4036 4 года назад
1:03 Ben affleck has excellent presentation skills
@Spock0987
@Spock0987 5 лет назад
When Miramax was out abusing without limits....
@GeneralBulldog54
@GeneralBulldog54 4 года назад
The Learner I believe this was released by Lionsgate w/ video distribution by Sony Pictures but the rights being held up in limbo by the Weinstein’s (hence why there’s no streaming service available).
@michaelbruvolt4221
@michaelbruvolt4221 Месяц назад
So this is what a Disney board meeting looks like
@Derekivery
@Derekivery Год назад
Does anyone notice the irony of this scene (in a post 2008 world). Mooby corporation is a stand in for Disney, and the members of the Disney corporation are killed by a character named Loki... a character named Loki is today owned by the Disney corporation.
@TV-jv6rr
@TV-jv6rr Месяц назад
Predictive programming perhaps?
@HoratioFitzbastard
@HoratioFitzbastard Месяц назад
​@@TV-jv6rr exactly
@adamcrookedsmile
@adamcrookedsmile 6 лет назад
and that's how the cute brunette got promoted to chairman of the board.
@tommyb8374
@tommyb8374 Год назад
Such an awesome scene! Great screenwriting!
@forealz3255
@forealz3255 4 года назад
"You're so lucky" lmfaoooo how have I never noticed that line?
@IterImpiusnp
@IterImpiusnp 4 года назад
“But you didn’t say God bless you when I sneezed” 🤣
@deanmorton6537
@deanmorton6537 3 года назад
Loki?! LOKI!!! (I swear I sound like Thor checking on loki)
@Jarock316
@Jarock316 Год назад
"You're getting off luck!"
@Wolfsbane909
@Wolfsbane909 8 лет назад
"Mr. Newman...while she was passed out.."
@jeremydickman8042
@jeremydickman8042 4 года назад
In the U.S legal system Mr. Newman would be the criminal. The guy he paid and the girl are both victims.
@hoarder1919
@hoarder1919 3 года назад
Jeremy Dickman the guy he paid is s criminal too.
@percillasalas874
@percillasalas874 5 лет назад
Is this supposed to be a portrayal of executives at Disney and the cow character supposed to be Mickey?
@McGyver777ATGMAIL
@McGyver777ATGMAIL 5 лет назад
Percilla Salas nah, it is an alagorey about greed (love of money) where in the corporate class does all manner of evil hidden by red tape and plausible deniability affording them the freedom to do all manner of actual harm expecting no day of reconning. As an agnostic, I almost want pure unadulterated evil to exist so there is a day of reconning for true assholes...ya know, like the creators of the ice capades.
@schmassbinder
@schmassbinder 5 лет назад
Among others.
@MrDruism
@MrDruism 5 лет назад
They say the character was created by a kindergarten teacher, that’s the origin of Barney the dinosaur. I think it’s a mishmash of popular characters.
@DrLeroyGreen
@DrLeroyGreen 5 лет назад
Ya think?!
@spiff3872
@spiff3872 5 лет назад
The Golden calf is an old Bible reference. It has nothing to do with any other franchise.
@danielponder690
@danielponder690 3 года назад
Anyone notice something interesting about this scene? Right next to the board meeting is possibly the St Thomas Church? (or some large gothic Episcopal or Catholic church), love the subtle juxtaposition of the sinful directly next to a house of God
@Piscesgirl1227
@Piscesgirl1227 5 лет назад
*holds someone at gunpoint* you didn't say God bless you when i sneezed!
@daynechastant
@daynechastant 5 лет назад
"Because it's a pointless superstition when people believed that they expelled their soul from their body when they sneezed and it was said to keep demons out? Like, HUNDREDS of years ago?"
@jaredruff9823
@jaredruff9823 4 года назад
@Gottenburg You're getting off light!
@wiinterflowers4277
@wiinterflowers4277 4 года назад
Taylor Ann I cracked up at that scene.
@melanieswor5900
@melanieswor5900 4 года назад
And one to grow on. Such a great scene.
@Nobody0Important1
@Nobody0Important1 10 лет назад
your getting off LIGHT
@knndyskful
@knndyskful 6 лет назад
Nobody0Important1 You’re*
@ChairmanMeow1
@ChairmanMeow1 5 лет назад
you're*
@rocksparadox
@rocksparadox 5 лет назад
Nobody0Important1 *GO STRAIGHT BACK TO YOUR MONGOLOID ENTERTAINMENT CALLED PEWDIECUNT* You ARE getting off 'light'.
@manstonhisk667
@manstonhisk667 5 лет назад
@@rocksparadox wow you have a problem.
@jaredruff9823
@jaredruff9823 4 года назад
LOKI!
@dranzerga
@dranzerga 3 года назад
seriouslt tho its been 20 years and im dying to know what the fuck did he whisper to the chairman?!!!!!
@loveinspired7
@loveinspired7 2 года назад
@buffyanne20 That was my speculation also... I couldn't think of anything worse than that.
@allaware1971
@allaware1971 Год назад
Probably ran a child sex ring and threw his own son in there or something.
@HalfCracker4life
@HalfCracker4life 3 месяца назад
He did say, "...your his father." So it may have been something along the lines of incest? 🤢🤮
@satyrosphilbrucato9140
@satyrosphilbrucato9140 6 лет назад
I wish they'd show up and start taking rough justice to corporate boardrooms across America.
@GeraldHarris-cf2zh
@GeraldHarris-cf2zh 4 года назад
Walmart First
@DanielBrown-sn9op
@DanielBrown-sn9op 4 года назад
WE can do that, but instead, we want to be like them.
@WilliamAmbervein
@WilliamAmbervein 5 лет назад
Nice touch with the golden calf
@sdc3536
@sdc3536 5 лет назад
Just realized the church in the window and being right behind the Mooby statue
@kevinmoore4887
@kevinmoore4887 5 лет назад
The set up man and the closer.
@williamstraehl9105
@williamstraehl9105 4 года назад
strangely relative to today...
@VixxKong2
@VixxKong2 4 года назад
It's been like that since the beginning of times
@canam2436
@canam2436 2 месяца назад
Human Resources is going to be flooded with calls
@KnottsBear-yTalesPreserved
@KnottsBear-yTalesPreserved Год назад
I'm happy that I found this scene after many years. I vaguely remembered a shootout scene in a boardroom and this is it! I've been on a Kevin Smith kick and wanting to check his films out. So it was funny to run into it here. Dogma I don't remember much of as that was such a long time ago; I was about 9 or 10. I'm gonna have to give the film a watch.
@marianotorrespico2975
@marianotorrespico2975 5 лет назад
This is the best performance by Ben Affleck, when he was an actor. The stort is excellent and should be realised. Thanks for the posting.
@elorko28
@elorko28 5 лет назад
I can't believe you forgot the magazine
@bilalc4415
@bilalc4415 5 лет назад
LOL damn he was about to blast her for not saying "God bless you!"
@cfinley81
@cfinley81 2 года назад
You're gettin' off LIGHT!!!
@GAMER3Productions
@GAMER3Productions 5 лет назад
6:17 Jesus Christ, It’s Jason Bourne!!!
@UrbanOutlawsSk8Co
@UrbanOutlawsSk8Co 4 года назад
Jason Bourne, it's Jesus Christ
@jeffrobinson1199
@jeffrobinson1199 5 лет назад
Thank you Kevin Smith!
@Krowsnose
@Krowsnose 2 года назад
The writing in this movie was so smart.
@Appetitebeats487
@Appetitebeats487 4 года назад
On so many levels one of the greatest scenes of all time.
@jesterfalls4649
@jesterfalls4649 2 года назад
One of my favourite scenes of all time
@KissMyConverseFool
@KissMyConverseFool 3 года назад
man I am just jealous of how good these dudes layer looks like the hoods are sewn right to the overcoats
@metalgrinch
@metalgrinch 3 года назад
"But i do believe in this... what does that even mean?" 😂🤣
@cfinley81
@cfinley81 2 года назад
Hahahahaha!!!!!
@marcusgomez5056
@marcusgomez5056 2 года назад
Divine judgement and wrath
@Jarock316
@Jarock316 Год назад
Loki was an Angel of Justice and thus, was the one to deliver divine punishment.
@colbstinator
@colbstinator 2 года назад
The word "massacre" doesn't fit for the title of this scene, it means the needless killing of a mass amount of people, I feel like there was a lot of reason here for this killing lol
@MemekingJag
@MemekingJag 2 года назад
Have there been any mass killings that don't count as massacres, unless they have been judged by a court? None come to mind. A massacre is a massacre rather than just a mass execution when there is no proper right to a fair trial, which these two didn't give them. Yeah, i understand, angels and they know their guilt etc, but the point still stands, it's your peers, not the divine that dole out punishment
@peimonmajlessi8338
@peimonmajlessi8338 5 лет назад
and one to grow on! that is my favorate scene in that movie
@Cresseth
@Cresseth 6 лет назад
DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN! Lol I love it.
@GeraldHarris-cf2zh
@GeraldHarris-cf2zh 4 года назад
"But i do believe in this" "And that's one to grow on"
@jaredruff9823
@jaredruff9823 4 года назад
FAKES! FAKES! ALL OF YOU FAKES! Oh, and you, IN THE BED YOU AND YOUR WIFE SHARE NO LESS!!!
@jaredruff9823
@jaredruff9823 4 года назад
@Rob Schultz Suit yourself. But I'm sure he said "fakes."
@jaredruff9823
@jaredruff9823 4 года назад
@Rob Schultz Still think it's "fakes."
@VixxKong2
@VixxKong2 4 года назад
@Rob Schultz What does "finks" mean?
@NotShowingOff
@NotShowingOff 4 года назад
Interrupting ppl by slicing onions is the ultimate boss move. 👍🏼
@thecustomizer2008
@thecustomizer2008 2 года назад
I just realized their false idol "Mooby" is a reference to the golden calf fron the bible. Im stupid
@arielrodriguez1317
@arielrodriguez1317 4 года назад
But you never said bless you when I sneezed !!! Favorite part of the movie
@Ilchino1
@Ilchino1 4 года назад
And we Shall make a path onforth to thee, and teeming with souls Shall it ever be
@paschallhouston
@paschallhouston 5 лет назад
Them 2 should have had that talk with Harvey Weinstein😂
@uscman
@uscman 5 лет назад
Indeed
@rohe4077
@rohe4077 5 лет назад
Donald trump, more like. "You're her father, you sick fuck."
@rohe4077
@rohe4077 4 года назад
@Floppy Bunny You saying they knew about him 20 years ago?
@rohe4077
@rohe4077 4 года назад
@Floppy Bunny Need an answer.
@rohe4077
@rohe4077 4 года назад
@Floppy Bunny Are you sure they knew about his actions 20 years ago?
@walterengler5709
@walterengler5709 4 года назад
I love this scene. I can almost imagine it playing out in Congress when both houses meet to hear the President. I would not expect any of them to be deemed innocent, and owing to time constraints they would have to just summarize the sins (The people in this supposedly august body have broken the commandments no less than 3,847 times among them …. ) and then start the purification.
@arutka2000
@arutka2000 3 года назад
Oh yeah, cause that obviously stable, fetid mass of decomposing, sprayed tanned animal fat is any more innocent.
@ComicBookGuy420
@ComicBookGuy420 4 года назад
"Don't run, don't run!"😂
@joshuamoore4537
@joshuamoore4537 2 года назад
“But I do believe in this.” *Fires Gun*
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