Dolores Is An Unkillable Tank (60 Seconds: Reatomized #2) 

Poor Ted. Gets sent out like a day after the bomb dropped without even a gasmask and then gets blasted for not doing anything.

You sometimes hear stories of parents going to tremendous lengths to protect their kids. NL is not one of those parents.

“Turns out timmy is based, Timmy reads theory” lmfao

Enel setting the record for most radios broken in a single playthrough

"On the bright side though, Dolores is just chillin'." HAHA

The radio blowing up after every use only to be restocked exactly in time for the next time one was needed brought me to tears

"Man in blue jumpsuit asks for a water chip" That be a fallout 1 reference nice

The content we're all here for.

** Mom has turned into a hungry, thirsty, depressed she-hulk, suffering from the melancholy and casualty of atomic warfare, sitting alone reminiscing on the good times she had with her late husband and daughter, the thought of her son not returning from the barren wasteland above leaving her unshaken, her spirit and willpower substituted by an empty void. ** NL: "she's chilling man, she's chilling"

NL: Sends both Ted and Mary Jane out into the wilderness with NOTHING, sending them to certain doom. Also NL: Besmirches their memory by complaining of their uselessness.

Gonna start a Das Kapital study group called "The Timmy Hendrix Experience" thanks for the inspo NL

Godspeed Timmy

"Timmy reads theory." Boy's out here writing the next volume of Das Kapital

When I was sick, last March, I remember being stuck on the couch, and looking forward daily to this series for some reason... it just fit the mood then, but was also the levity I needed.

I'm so glad he's playing this again! Pogged outta my gourd

"The Army will surely come save me" I don't know how no one in chat hasn't told him yet that failing one 'quest' related prompt can pretty much completely fail you out of a good end. Not responding/ not being able to will unbelievably not make the Army come get you, despite maybe thinking that IRL after a nuclear disaster they would check for survivors.

I've never seen that many radios be broken before. That's hilarious.

These streams are so entertaining because NL is also trying to survive IRL. However, the longer he lives in the game, the shorter the time before Kate snaps.

"Timmy reads theory" lmfao Timmy's writing Capital 2 in his spare time in the bunker

I will gladly welcome this series back as long as we don't go back to the dark days of suitcase meta

"Timmy reads theory" Book move.

60 seconds/parsecs is unbelievable content holy shit

I forgot all about this chess genius. Thanks for reminding me I love this guy's voice RU-vid!

27:10 Mary Jane's corpse becomes a mutant?

29:58 Nice fallout 1 reference.

This is some heavy pog material right here. I'm in love

Bet you won't make 60 more episodes of 60 seconds Spoiler Alert: He doesn't even make it to 40, the coward

Dolores will survive no matter what when you send her out for resources 🤣🤣

Popped on this 20 secs after he uploaded love your stuff brother keep up that good work

All we know from this series is that Luna is fucked if Canada ever gets nuked

everytime ive ever been sick irl i couldnt get over it unless i had my trusty medkit

I agree Timmy leaving right when you got food was like The Mist

This was exceptional content. Would love to see more of this game!

If I saw a kid in a gas mask holding an axe and a briefcase in the wasteland I wouldn't approach.

30:04 props to whoever got the reference :)

Hey man, I just wanted to say thank you for making us smile. When I watch your videos I just forget about things that make me sad. Thank you. Keep up the good work.

It’s like the end of the Mist man, LOL rip Timbo

I think this would make a fun strategy card game too! Like the mechanics would be easy to replicate.

Straight up love watching this man play this game

Someone in chat please remind him of how the briefcase works.

I forgot how fun this game is to watch and the pog levels have never been so high

How did they manage to break FOUR radios

Yasss, 60 Seconds! I binged this and was sad you stopped, fate listened!

I think that this content is great, the new 60 seconds content has been fantastic, keep it up eggman.

Forgot about this game until it randomly cropped up in my suggestions. Love the Discworld references.

NL sending out Mary Jane without the mask or briefcase? I sleep. NL drunk/high jokes? *Max pog.*

Literally today i was reminiscing about the 60 seconds nothernlion's series and now all of the sudden he uploads a new video LETS GOOOOOOOOO

This is a perfect NL game. 101% pog energy!

Rationing tip:you can give them water every 5 days and food around 7 days(I you don't want to midmax just water and food every 5 days Edit: they could die/leave if you don't feed them after 6 days but will garenty die/leave if they don't get water for 5 days

Soup has water in it!!! Genius

27:10 mary jane is mutated but isn't even there lmao

I love how the man was sent out without a gas mask and as soon as he died his son was sent in his instead, while the women just chill 🤣

I normally read a chapter of a book in the morning before schoolwork, but I’ve no new books to read so today I am watching this Let the pog floweth

Those freaking single-use radios, man.

Between the last episode and this I watched all the old episodes... I need more

Jeez NL out here starving MJ...Timmy getting spoiled bringing a soup can when hes full but MJ out here fasting LMAO

Love it, and i would also love to see you do some 60 Parsecs!

I'm surprised Delores doesn't need wine and Prozac as a mission. She has that house wife look.

Favourite series atm

close your eyes and it sounds like Bill Burr is playing this game.

Forgot how much I missed this series

Tanks for the content NL

Dolores: family fan, radio demolishing enjoyer

Idk how many more runs you wanna do nl but I love this game just leaving this here for ya great job man

God I’m so happy to get this game from NL again

"This is why we stopped doing social deduction games on the NLSS" Lol

Theyre making games to get us used to the fact that this scenario will be a reality

now that nl has a baby he is now suited to take care of both his children

Pog the full family save

What a rollercoaster

8:48 did not expect a Savage Garden reference, mans got good taste

hey NL, the empty briefcase is actually really good, they can carry more supplies home with them!

thanks to this i can eat lunch again

Im literally pissing myself from laughter at day 20

My god Delores is a beast

Good content. Thank you father.

Was trying to remember the name of this game, thanks.

I love this shit so much

POGGY I LOVE YOUR CONTENT

Lmaoo we want more of this

Timmy looks like Art Garfunkel when he gets tired

THE END: you got rescued by the government "Yes but actually NO

Don't know how, I've never played it, but pretty sure you can dash during the shopping spree. I remember seeing Baer do it.

60 seconds renaissance, you love to see it. Have you considered playing more 60 parsecs as well? Such content would be highly poggy

Family out here going through radios like they're doing a smash bros break the targets speed run

this guy is so funny

Dolores is legend

Things I learnt: -Do not forget sending the first raid with mask -Mary goes insane first -Dolores is a goddamn juggernaut

I want more egg daddy

Dolores is the wife you want when shit goes south. What an absolute unit of a woman

Imagine NL playing Baldur’s Gate 3.

Hungry sick thirsty is a great band name

Holy shit the Breaking Bad reference at 5:20 is god tier

Please... My Dolores is very sick.

Whens episode 3 I love this series

When I saw the thumbnail all the pog went to my gord

Yo any tips for beating this game? I'm doing everything right but every time a character just dies on me while on an expedition and I lose the game...

I guess you got rescued the way the government would normally rescue families after being blown up.

“BBQ sauce on my you know what”

nl is a radio serial killer at this point