kinda late but: [Refrain] You ever wonder why-y-y-y-y, why-y-y-y-y, wh-y-y-y-yyy You ever wonder why-y-y-y-y, why-y-y-y-y, wh-y-y-y-yyy [Verse] Said the lady with the long legs in the lawn chair She likes the strings on my guitar neck and my blonde hair I write about her thighs in my latest lines I remember her eyes when I asked her why Why would you pay for this apartment you don't belong in? You take the shit from all your bosses and all your boyfriends I guess I get surprised when you let it slide But it's no business of mine how you waste your time