don’t click on this video (asmr…) 

Don’t worry, I forgive you for clicking on this video 😉🫶💖💖 But Jeremy doesn’t…👀

I love how Cosmo said everyone and everything was in his personal space this whole time EXCEPT for Jeremy lol 😭

HAHAHA, Jeremy running across the screen caught me so off guard😭😭. I have to be honest though, I've never clicked on a video so fast 😂👀

“have you ever been stared at that long?” well im SO glad you asked, cosmo! you see, when i was about 15 i was taking a sociology class, and one of the assignments was to stand in a public space for 10 minutes just smiling, not moving at all, and not interacting with anyone. so i set myself up in the food court of my local mall and began my 10 minutes of smiling. some people smiled back and then looked a bit uncomfortable when i didn’t change my face at all, others would completely avoid me, going out of their way to put a distance between us when walking past. interestingly children found it delightful and would come up to me and smile and laugh and try to talk to me but their parents would hurriedly push them away. all was going well until i realized that i had unknowingly set myself up staring directly at the auntie anne’s across the way where there were 2 young guys working. at first they glanced up and looked away, then one of them turned to the other and based on his gestures was probably asking his coworker if he saw me too. as more time passed they started to laugh and even tried to wave but as even more time passed by they started looking freaked out and uncomfortable even trying to hide away from my gaze. finally my timer went off, and i turned around and left. still waiting for the day this pops up in a creepy story subreddit

1:09 😂😂 Not Jeremy going running in the 90’s style.

This feels like the 'monster at the end of the book" book. Incredible

Cosmo, like you can see.. I clicked. I have NO sense of self control🤷🏻‍♀️

I find Cosmo’s medical condition not-staring very comforting. He has such lovely eyes that compliment his endearing personality.

Cosmo I’m deeply sorry for clicking on the video. I don’t know what got into me man. I just couldn’t help myself 😭😭😭

Jeremy casually wandering through the background is giving me life XD Cosmo and Jeremy are an ASMR powerhouse duo ^__^ Your videos always brighten my day. Thank you for the smiles and the calmness that you create 💖

"That little purple goober" *Jeremy menacingly approaches*

you look so fed up in the beginning 😂 and calling jeremy a little purple goober! this is definitely one of my favorite videos of yours- perfect balance of comedy and asmr i've seen yet! ❤️

🤣the sass @ 4:47 my fav segment was 5:12 - 8:00, I know tryin' get us to leave but gave me so many tingles 😔cosmo is just too good

5:10 Cosmo: *attempts to annoy me* Me: *in tingle heaven*

The way I genuinely was smiling and giggling over this WHILE calming down after a rough day was crazy LMAO only cosmo can be this entertaining and relaxing at the same time ❤

It's the Windows 98 default desktop background, but it's animated. As soon as I seen it, the startup jingle played in my head.😂

Ever since April fools I have this small fear when clicking videos with titles like this 😂😂

The disappointment, editing, and Jeremy's flailing in the background? I love it 😂

not him humming do u wanna build a snowman 💀

13:16 ✨ CINEMA ✨

"Go watch a cat video." LOL. So cute.

The amount of sass in this video is WILD 😂😂😂😂😂😂

THE ENDING HAD ME DEAD! I’m so sorry I clicked Cosmo! ❤❤❤

As a people-pleaser, it was challenging to watch. I’m glad you didn’t let us get away with being so reckless, Cosmo. 😭

This makes me smile so much, especially with the fact that i grew up waching Sesame Street and The Puppets. Thank you so much, Cosmo! You deserve so much recognition and support! Hope you had good sleep too and good luck with your eye disorder, hahaha!💕💕💕

Omg when you say go away you have amazing whispers that hit the mic, im drooling its so relaxing

I'm not sure this video was relaxing in the traditional way an ASMR video usually is, but it certainly lifted my mood and let me forget about the world for a couple of minutes. Several good chuckles were had, for sure. All of us are so busy with Jeremy though that we completely miss out on Cosmo's megalomaniac, sociopathic tendencies. The glee with which he set Jeremy at us. Brilliant. And the FNaF homage at the end really brought it all together. Thank you so much for this wonderful video. ❤

I truly admire the comedy process of your ASMR videos. Genuinely keeps me happy while giving me tingles it’s amazing.

I'm sorry Cosmo! It's a habit now to watch your videos before bed. I had to click 😭 just gotta say 1:10 had me rolling around my bed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was not prepared for that!

i’ll have you know Cosmo i’m the most stubborn person i know and now i’m committed to the bit of staying awake (even though i know i should sleep )

My favorite Cosmo/ Jeremy video. I wanted a video to fall asleep too but I had to finish this video to see when Jeremy would show up next and what he would be doing. Just sheer genius!!

Jeremy wandering around in the background reminds me of that one scene with glep from smiling friends

1:55 "I can blink it's a medical condition, OK." Made me laugh so hard 😂

There's a very Monster at the End of this Book vibe about this that I adore. ❤

*NOT THE FNAF REFERENCE AT THE END 😭😭😭*

Your videos are so satisfying and I have been watching your channel for abt a month or so and I enjoy them so much. True story I was studying for my tests and was very stress then when I found your channel I was more calm than ever. I even got into the best class❤ Thanks Cosmo❤

Your gonna be a huge one cosmo, believe me, i dont know why you dont have more subscribers.

Him: Trying to sleep Me: CACKLING

I haven’t seen a video of yours in a while, but this one got me good 😂 Thanks Cosmo ❤

We love the little purple goober! You can't tell us what to do >:3

Sorry Cosmo, I was too curious! The title got me 😂

jeremy in the back 😭😭😭😭😭

I love the concept here, you're so creative it's refreshing to click on these. Will intrude the personal bubble more.. 😅

You can't tell me to not click on a video if I see kittens and you mention Jeremy

This video is like for ADHD “how many times you’ve seen Jeremy” 😂

Cosmos blank expression at 1:44 is just me on any given day! 😌

This legitimately had me chuckling the whole way through 😂 Cosmo we love you so much

This reminds me of the monster at the end of the book, I loved that book growing up. This was lovely 😊

I see kitties and Cosmo I click!!!

Fork didnt click the video. Fork saw it but before he could make any decision he remembered he needed paper clips. After hopping stores (they were all sold out) he found some. As he was leaving Forks paper clips were suddenly stolen. He ran after them, barely able to catch the helicopter the thief jumped on. Fork told him to land but he refused, afterwhich the US government shot it down and it crashed in the woods. Fork got up, luckily not too harmed until Bigfoot took his paperclips. He chased after and while the big guy was distracted he snuck into his cave to get the paper clips. Bigfoot came back though and yelled at Fork, but a pirate skeleton captain took the clips, knocked big foot unconscious and ran away. Fork gave chase, dodging arrows and grenades, but when we got on the boat it was swallowed by a great sea monster. In the belly of the beast now, Fork asked for his clips but the PSC (pirate skeleton captain) apologized and asked for help before falling asleep. Fork then got angy and started rolling around, and being a fork he hurt the beast, blowing him out and finding Forks self on a beach. He opened his box of paper clips beside him only to find it empty with a note leading him somewhere. Fork found the address only to find his landlord with his paperclips. Landlord revealed this was all part of his master plan, and that he was strapped with bombs. Then the landlord said " I was just wondering if you wanted to HANG out with me and smoke weed and fill our bellies with DIET soda and play Burnout: Revenge for the PS2?" Fork did so for hours until the landlord fell asleep. Upon coming home Fork tripped on a piece of cheese and clicked the video with his nose.

5 nights at Jeremy's lol😂😂😂

The best ASMR in my opinion!

"maybe I just need space" cosmo are you breaking up with all 83.7K of us 😓🙏🏼

I may or may not have indulged in the devils lettuce, and now this video is the funniest thing I have ever seen

The cosmo is SO CUTE, I WANNA HUG FOREVER

Cosmo: shoo go away Me: Okay *runs with Jeremy for the whole video*

Ok, but what happened between Jeremy and the mouse at 8:54? 😂

30 sec into this video and I'm loving it already. Jeremy running , Cosmo letting me know how stubborn I'm. You're awsome!

You just keep getting better and better! ❤😂

12:39 You claim Jeremy has had a bad influence on us, yet you sicced Jeremy on us yourself. Smh, honestly Cosmo i expected more from you 😓 😂 kidding, I love you both. Hope you (and your roommates) are doing well!

this video gives major bernd das brot (bernd the bread) vibes and I'm here for it. it's basically one of those late night tv shows that play on loop between like midnight and 5/6am where nothing really happens but its still oddly interesting to watch

Jeremy took advantage of our curiosity since he would expect us to click the video only to see Cosmo rant as he does what he always does which is just being Jeremy.

Telling me not to click a video is like telling a cat no, I'm gonna do it even harder now.

I didn’t click on the video….I gently tapped on it. So I’m good 🫶🥹

Don't underestimate our persistence! If you tell us to not do something, we'll do it automatically just outta spite xD Also, jeremy running around in the background is basically my last braincell fighting for life by the end of the day

NOOOOO I got defeated by Jeremy 🥺😭😂

2:56 that background and humming looks and soudns like frozen :,). But i may just be hearing it wrong xD

have you thought about bringing back the dad series? seriously the most comforting thing, having a puppet as your father!!

0:37 Nah im good

not jeremy showing up out of nowhere 😂

"Have you ever been staired at that long?"- while duplicating himself into 3 other dudes looking in your soul.......amazing video as always :)

i’ve fallen asleep to this video every night for the last 4 days without getting to the ending band just thought i’d watch it before going to sleep lol

Jeremy in the background 🤣🤣🤣

almost had me at 11:29 Cosmo. I was like pardon me buddy

This reminds me of the Sesame Street book from my childhood, "The monster at the end of this book!" Great work as always!

farming for rod of discord in terraria whilst listening and screaming with joy every time i saw the purple goober was def a highlight of my night. i will now share this video with everyone i know and make them watch it

FIGHT THE SYSTEM END COSMOS TYRANNY this is funny af somebody else already made the comparison to "The Monster At The End Of This Book" but its also what i immediately thought of. Perfect energy.

Sorry, my inner jermey kicked in

"Have you ever been stared at for that long?" Unfortunately yes, when you're in a wheelchair, some people *will* stare at you for that long 😅 Also in regards to the title, you never said Cosmo Says so... 😂

I see cats I click :3

7:47 i like here.. go to sleep go to sleep✨

Cosmo: “maybe I just need some space.” Jeremy: “WEEEE” 1:16

Cosmos:"dont click this video." Me:"Buuuuuut stilll.*clicks on your video*"

I never thought I'd have a pink hand puppet chew me out for watching them, but here we are... (Sad cats almost got me.)

I’m sorry Cosmo! I just needed to see what’s new. 😅😖🤐 But I love that you were humming the lyrics to Do you want to build a snowman.

i couldnt resist your cuteness cosmo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't click it, i GENTLY bopped it cosmo🤚

Yeah, so I clicked. I see Cosmo, I click. Hi Cosmo and Jeremy ❤

With my adhd I can never watch ASMR except cosmo never thought I’d like a pink monster so much

Can’t control myself seeing you!

One does not simply tell me what to do, Cosmo. I'm gonna watch this all the way through WITHOUT falling asleep 😂😂😂

The ending 😥I already understood that I was like Jeremy but not so that I would have a stroke

Don’t worry Cosmo I usually just listen to asmr videos, no staring from me

That was good reverse psychology Cosmo, the title just really caught my attendition nore than the vid it self😂

Cosmo I absolutely loved the part when you were humming, eh-heh😅 sorry for clicking the video I just was really curious lol❤️🥲

Cosmo likes Frozen!!!!!⛄️❄️❄️

0:47 I was hoping I would be 🥹🥹

0:01 NO I DIDN'T >:( NO YOU!!! 😢😭😭😭 Jeremy my brother in mischief🤝💜💖💕 Et tu Cosmo? 👁

Aww man im so so sorry for clicking on this video i cant control my self your so cute❤

i watch every single 1 of ur uploads :( im sorry cosmo :( pwease forgive me :( -sleepy lil guy