"The plumber?! Yeah, right! That guy knows as much about plumbing toilets as he does about being discreet, okay? I know Pete wasn't sick and he was just here."
What I hate most Kadarius is the feeble excuses they make for it or them try to cover it up. Cheating is never ok. If you truly love someone, you don't cheat in the first place.
"My cousin came over yesterday and we had pizza and wings from Pizza Hut, you know how it is, and he had to use my restroom and it's been clogged ever since."