Don’t surprise me with your Wet Willy 

Chorus
Don't surprise me with your Wet Willy! (Hey!)
That slimy prank ain't punk rock, it's kinda silly! (Whoa!)
Take your sticky fingers and shove 'em in a sock (Yeah!)
This mosh pit ain't a place for your juvenile shock! (Whoa!)
Verse 1
Stage diving, slam dancing, chaos in the air
Circle pit moshing, letting out a joyful blare
Then bam! A wet surprise, dripping down my ear
Dude, what's wrong with you? That's so last year!
Chorus
Don't surprise me with your Wet Willy! (Hey!)
That slimy prank ain't punk rock, it's kinda silly! (Whoa!)
Take your sticky fingers and shove 'em in a sock (Yeah!)
This mosh pit ain't a place for your juvenile shock! (Whoa!)
(Spoken bridge)
We're here to rage, to forget the daily grind
Not to deal with childish games, left behind in kindergarten time!
Save your wet finger for your bathroom stall (Hey!)
This pit's for moshing, not pranks that make you wanna crawl! (Whoa!)
Chorus
Don't surprise me with your Wet Willy! (Hey!) (repeat)
That slimy prank ain't punk rock, it's kinda silly! (Whoa!) (repeat)
Take your sticky fingers and shove 'em in a sock (Yeah!) (repeat)
This mosh pit ain't a place for your juvenile shock! (Whoa!) (repeat)
(Guitar solo with kazoo and audience participation)
Outro
(Shouted vocals with crowd singalong)
Wet Willy? More like Wet Woah-Is-Me! (Hey!)
This ain't daycare, so grow up and be punk rock, you see! (Whoa!)