No need to elope. I had my wedding at the easter table, only parents who acted as witneses. Then we got our bags and went by train to a place 200km away to have a ceremony at a Pentecostal church the next day, where parents (Catholics) decided to join us (by cars). Then we took our bags and went by train to our home at the farthest corner of our country, Polska 🇵🇱 where we have been living happily ever after since 1990. The farthest, the better. My wedding dresses were sewn by my mom and were elegant but simple and useful. I had an embroidered white blouse and two skirts (white and blue), a lovely underwear petticoat to make the skirts fluffy and a blue jacket. In church in white, in official setting blue. Simple, fast, no costs and in time of a deep economic crisis in my homeland. Never regretted. It was our choice. I look at these American bride syndrom with much pity, really and cannot imagine this whole pain. Over here even a laaarge wedding is not a problem. But unfortunately we got americanized and the bridal disease is spreading.
I got married for $40 in Vegas and divorced in Va for $86 I guess it’s true what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. I went with $200 and a fiancé came back with $80 and a wife today I have neither lmao.
WHY did you have to point that out? I had to skip this video because all I could focus on was the eardrum punching sound of a menstruating hyena every 16 seconds.
I thought that the baby being free was a punchline and wondered why nobody laughed... Then he continued to describe the bill and I remembered America... Oh America...
Red hair is a Recessive Gene. Either your wife’s family has had a relative who was Redheaded, or, someone generations back, in your own family, had Red Hair. Most people think an infidelity has occurred, to have produced a baby with Red Hair. This is not the case. However, no one knows the limitation of exhaustion of this Recessive Gene either.
YammyHiyam InnerCircle and Army People have different tastes in comedy. Just like with art, music, etc. Just cuz someone does not laugh at something you find “freaking hilarious”, does not mean they are incapable of finding something comedic.
@@themurrrr I only said this bc when it was first out everyone was criticising him, and I just think that if they didn't have something nice to say they should keep it to themselves
I started noticing it around the Jiffy Lube 29 minute mark, 'hehe' and I couldn't get over it 'hehe'. I stopped listening to the jokes, 'hehe' and started counting the giggles.
It's not a direct deposit. You give donations and pay tithing online... The church doesn't automatically take it... You have to donate it willingly each month. I do the same thing. That's why I cannot understand how it could of happened. Must of been an electronic glitch.
@@CopperOpera Well, you know, I am sure he does not aim "enough" or "wouldn't be disappointed". As for me, I would not pay for it, nor I could watch the whole video, it was so weak. He is not a comedic personality. It is not for him.
I have always loved stand up comedy. I appreciate the fact that I can just connect my phone to my Bluetooth in my car and not have to worry about who may be riding with me the comedian will be clean. This guy was hilarious 😂😂😂
I would not worry too much about the online tithing :) 18 And when Simon saw that through laying on of the apostles' hands the Holy Ghost was given, he offered them money, 19 Saying, Give me also this power, that on whomsoever I lay hands, he may receive the Holy Ghost. 20 But Peter said unto him, Thy money perish with thee, because thou hast thought that the gift of God may be purchased with money. 21 Thou hast neither part nor lot in this matter: for thy heart is not right in the sight of God. 22 Repent therefore of this thy wickedness, and pray God, if perhaps the thought of thine heart may be forgiven thee. 23 For I perceive that thou art in the gall of bitterness, and in the bond of iniquity. 24 Then answered Simon, and said, Pray ye to the Lord for me, that none of these things which ye have spoken come upon me.
This guy provides his own laugh track, but it's that sneer from the dog, muttley, on the perils of pauline. And he does this ongoing impression of Barney Fife being ultra serious, with the high pitch voice. If those are your humor triggers, this is Your guy.
It's funny how he says that there should be a weight limit on the slides "for physics' sake" and then claims that the object will move faster the heavier it is :D He's got Newton's first axiom down though.
TSA touched just your butt? You got off easy. They gave me the full rubdown because the scanner put a square right on my crotch. That popular slow blink "what the" expression came across my face. He said I could do it out there in the open or in private. I said, "Let's just get this over with here.". I made it as awkward for him as it was for me. I was hoping to save that kind of a rub down for a honeymoon night in the future. Should I get married again in the future, my future wife is going to be jealous that some random TSA agent beat her to it. Dear future wife, it was beyond my control. I went home and burned by clothes while crying in the shower. The only other time I felt more violated was at a proctologist visit. Nightmare fuel.
People need the Lord. "All things were made by him; and without him was not anything made that was made." John 1:3. The him is Jesus, the Word made flesh. John 1:14. What is the dictionary word for God? Supreme Being, Creator. John 1:3 cleary states that Jesus is uncreated and the Creator. Jesus' first end times warning is, "And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am the Christ, and shall deceive many." Matthew 24:4-5. "But though we or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed." Galatians 1:8. Jesus said that he is God! "Before Abraham was, I am." John 8:58, Exodus 3:14. The corrupt Jews wanted to stone Jesus because He called God His Father, making himself to be God. John 10:33. "For the Father loveth you because ye have loved me and believe that I came out from God." John 16:27. Jesus forgave sins.Mark2:10-12.[Only God can forgive sins]. He knew His Father as His Father knew Him. John 10:15. [Only God can know as God knows.] "Destroy this temple and in three days I will raise it up." [Jesus spoke of His body] John 2:18-22. Jesus stated He is omnipresent, a quality of God alone. Matthew 18:20. "Where two or three are gathered in my name, I am in the midst of them." "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was and which is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:8. Know also, Jesus is fully man. Hebrews 3:3, 7:24, 8:3, and 10:12. King James Bible. He called us brethren. He became our high priest. Hebrews 10! 'Oh the blood of Jesus, oh the blood of Jesus, it washes white as snow.'
Holy sheez. Adam! I haven't seen you since our comic strip days. World record show##. I just came across photos of you from back in the day. I feel old LMAO.
I am sorry but i have to ask why anyone would want to live in America. I still am blown away when people talk of paying for having a baby. For paying to go to Emergency Room etc. And that so many are ok with it and fight against free health care for themselves....blows my mind. I ENJOYED THIS GUY.,..
Nancy Deis nothing is free PERIOD People who work and get paid have taxes taken out of their weekly check to cover medical bills. Where do you think the money is coming from. Dah
Nothing is free. "I was once given free shoes...shoe. It had holes in it, had no sole left, but it was perfect for an old hobo like me" Anonymous Hobo.
When we say the " Love of my life"... that would be my awesome girlfriend!"...I can't stand my wife! I'm thinking.....pros and cons. ..gonna take a left turn and just keep going! Bye bye baby bye bye.....and that was all I wrote! 😆 Come on my real girl! Let's boogie! Life is about choices for the betterment of me! And you! 💘
Best analogy I've heard on eternity is take a titanium sphere the diameter of our galaxy, have one snail travel around it until it cuts it in half, then you have just started eternity.
I used to sell on Overstock Auctions, company got bought out, they screwed it up with policies and it got terminated. TSA going on the street now? Glad I left the United Surveillance/Police States of America.
Wow, I think a lot of commenters missed the energy here, maybe it's a vibe more geared towards those disanchanted by the direction many religions have revealed themselves recently to have taken in the US? (more obviously business and tech heavy) It's a view I find tends to make the person in question focus much of their attention on irony, disrepancies and how science applies in our daily lives ...Anyway, I thought he was hilarious, especially the water slide story...I'm crying!!! ✌😂
@@slamminsammy941 Even assuming that's true, he still laughs at all the wrong moments and it screws up his timing. He needs to get rid of about 90% of it if he doesn't want his delivery to sound like that of a rank amateur.
Shaming people who want to lose weight by calling their goals "stigmatizing" to other overweight people is just as wrong as shaming them for being overweight in the first place.
It was ok comedy. Gotta wonder tho, why would you see bigger tax returns as a good thing? That basically means you've paid too much during the whole year and now you get the money back. You basically gave a loan without interests to the state for a year and then get it back. I think having abit of tax payment better thing, means you took a small loan from the state and now you pay it back.
Lari52289 With interest rates at the bank, might as well let the gov. use it for a while in a checking account and you get it back each year. Although, I agree if you are into investing or other forms of savings, it is best to pay less tax.
Typical christian cultural appropriation : Or is your mother a Buddhist? Buddha says: If you take a mountain six miles long and six miles wide and six miles high, that’s the distance a bullock walks in a day. And a bird flies over the mountain once every hundred years with a silk scarf in its beak and brushes the tip of the mountain. In the length of time it takes the scarf to wear away the mountain, that’s how long you have been doing this. Just think about that. Once every hundred years the scarf goes over. A scarf and a mountain. It goes on and on and on. In India there are Yugas and Kalpas of hundreds of thousands of years and then they just start cycles all over again. And we’ve been through all of them again and again.
Also keep in mind that all these 'Dry Bar' comedians are from around Utah (Mormon Country). Not enough variety compared to comedians from all over the country or even the world.
His FIL isn't wrong. I was just learning about the skeletal structure of Neanderthals, and he is the spitting image of the body shape, size proportions, and facial structure. It's absolutely uncanny. A lot of people have Neanderthal DNA from interbreeding with homo sapiens before the Neanderthals became extinct. It seems some of us have more than others. Fascinating.