Don't Move To New Mexico! 

Truly the worst place I have ever lived. We lived in Albuquerque for a bit, and it was the worst time I have ever had. The schools were awful and the kids were mean. Jr High is the worst time for a fat and ugly kid!
Honestly, I have nothing good to say about my time there, but I did manage to make this a bit more lighthearted, despite me wanting to just go off on Albuquerque.