Don't Try To Be Smart With A Dumb Person. Dan Mengini - Full Special

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Don't try to be smart with a dumb person, or at least thats the advice Dan Mengini would give you in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether it's dealing with an over active brain, just being dumb, or choosing between paper and plastic, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Dan Mengini has something for everyone and is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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@hudsonsteele8532 2 года назад

Mama always told me, "Don't argue with an idiot or they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

@heatherbrewer2144 2 года назад

Invaluable information right there!!

@vladkondratyukkk 2 года назад

yeah no need to fight fire with the fire

@donnaroberts4565 2 года назад

Bahahaha I love your Mama.. GOLD

@AMindInOverdrive 2 года назад

I saw a t-shirt once, which said "You don't have to agree with me; I can't force you to be right"

@FreeGaza.Laurie 2 года назад

Yup

@DocteurSnow 2 года назад

My favorite thing about the comedians in Dry Bar is they constantly make me laugh in a way I wouldn't want others hearing. Outburst laughing by myself thanks to these beautifully funny people.

@stevenmarten1396 Год назад

.. U

@angelagreen778 10 месяцев назад

Sad. Be yourself! Life is short, just respect others!

@cameronspeed9052 2 месяца назад

We’re opposites.. I really want someone to hear me laugh this hard

@TirelessGaming 2 года назад

He says he's not smart but his material is genius. :)

@angry_moose94 Месяц назад

Most stand up comedians are smarter than average. He was just setting up his bit, or maybe he's just a humble guy,

@ginatucci201 Год назад

Literally just got home from the store with my arms full of bags lol, and happy now cause i was out of trash bags for the kitchen 😂

@curtisfranzen986 2 года назад

The light switch story also cracks me up. I have a switch in my kitchen that even after 2 years, I have no idea what it does.

@denawagner360 2 года назад

Does your neighbor's lights or internet go out when you turn it off? Hmm...😳🤔😂

@JPmax4ever 2 года назад

I'm in a house that has 4 next to each other, 7 years later I still don't know what the 3rd is used for.

@caru3257 2 года назад

After 14 years I found out, what the switch in my utility room is for. It turns the right rear floodlights. I had to go turn them off to be able to sleep.

@MrJJandJim 2 года назад

@@denawagner360 No, it controls the plug to the refrigerator! Dang it!

@brittanym. 2 года назад

11 years and still turning on the garbage disposal instead of the light over the sink. Scares me every time!! 😁

@amandaerhart5516 2 года назад

Omg the part about bringing in the groceries was way too accurate.

@kittysmith3886 2 года назад

The bit about carrying in groceries is so right on and I thought the "one trip and bloodless fingers" was just me! Thank you!

@seedsoflove7684 Год назад

My husband wants to make one trip. I'm like dude, just make 2 trips! And yes, the bags are for the bathroom trashcan!

@robinhays8779 2 года назад

Dan, a word of advice: take an old wooden broom handle with the broom head removed and when you go shopping, loop the plastic bags onto the broom handle and put it over your shoulder and carry it so you will have at least one hand free to find your keys.

@neliaferreira9983 2 года назад

@Baba Ganush ... OR... don't even remove the broom-head, slide the handles of all shopping-bags down the broom-pole onto the broom-head, drag the broom+bags across the ground, just leave it standing at the door while you open it, and keep dragging it inside. You will leave sturdy plastic bags for this one.

@nenaelliott8058 2 года назад

I thoroughly enjoyed tonight's Dry bar. Dan is really witty and so funny. He had me cracking up quite a few times.. And he seems like a really nice guy. Hope to see more of him on Drybar.

@fiusionmaster3241 2 года назад

Yea, he is awesome

@stephenhatch7561 2 года назад

@valoryj5603 2 года назад

Dan is hilarious. Yet another Dry Bar gem. I love it when I watch these gems and they make me not just chuckle here and there, but laugh so loud it startles the dog. Yup, several times now. Poor dog ROFL!

@Aiyan777 2 года назад

Hahahhahahah!!! Laughing and almost peed on myself!!! Love this guy for 3 reasons: 1- I sucked at math too 2- loves dogs 3- I also am an IDIOT since I tried to carry my groceries and shattered my 1 bottle of wine!!! 😆 🤣 😂

@fiusionmaster3241 2 года назад

And to that I say; me to sister, me to

@glee_again2594 2 года назад

His poor Mom. He must have been NONSTOP.😅😂

@lateblossom 21 день назад

🤣🤣🤣

@helsinkianskies 2 года назад

Pure gold. Love this guy. A new favourite. 😄

@michellekeith5602 2 года назад

I swear that this show just topped off the best birthday I've ever had !!!💗💗💗💗💗. I'm positive this guy is a relative of mine because he has described my family and world as I know it. 😜😜😜😜😜🎉🎉✌️🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

@fiusionmaster3241 2 года назад

Well than happy birthday

@Morthon1 2 года назад

Very funny guy! He was also amazing on our cruise.

@bryanwatson2791 2 года назад

Nice flex.

@denawagner360 2 года назад

@@bryanwatson2791That got me! 😂😂😂😂😂

@analozada9475 2 года назад

I can tell he’s the son of an Italian. This dude is Hilarious! 🤣🤘🔥

@steveschmidt6847 2 месяца назад

That and the name MENGINI is a dead giveaway.

@analozada9475 2 месяца назад

@@steveschmidt6847Definitely

@annadoyle2947 2 года назад

He is hilarious!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 I would definitely like to hear more from him!🤣🤣🤣

@thomasrobertson8109 2 года назад

High energy funny man I do would like to see 👀 more Dan. Mengin

@ekdaufin1485 2 года назад

I laughed out loud many times. Thank you.

@ldlranch 2 года назад

I really enjoyed the show. My first time watching Dan and he didn't disappoint.

@JoyN246 2 года назад

Laughed out loud multiple times! Great show!

@lisalorenzo7451 Год назад

This guy is hilarious. From start to finish. 👍🏽👍🏽

@Skoot_II 2 года назад

Every man needs to bring his groceries into his house in one trip.

@smbrowning578 2 года назад

Yep! While they're able! Then you start 'staging' the bags on the porch and take them in however many trips it takes 😄

@fonztorres 2 года назад

This is the way.

@mosiarmstrong Год назад

Two trips is for the weak 💪🏽

@mariaweston5477 2 года назад

The plastic bags… HAHAHA 🤣 so me!

@kumuluskld 2 года назад

That last line couldn't be any more perfect 🍎👏👏👏

@NeonfxGraphics 2 года назад

Man this guy is awesome and the his ending just nailed it :D

@JPmax4ever 2 года назад

As a Christian I did like that last joke...

@tinamartinez6923 2 года назад

I replay the cap at the end so much and in my head so loud to remind myself just how good we really have it over here in America, like psht with our first world problems lol meanwhile there's people everywhere else but here living it up for one whole stick. Lmfao I love how down to earth he is at the end that's what really does it for me. 😂😂🤣

@aundrewilson2297 2 года назад

Lmao he strangled the life out a calculator 🤣

@BeComingNyrell 2 года назад

Loved his set! & delivery!

@DocteurSnow 2 года назад

It's unfortunate his special was so short. He's hilarious.

@googleuser2426 2 года назад

Love it! You are hilarious! 27ft phone cord...oh my

@tastes-like-straberries 2 года назад

I loved his energy and delivery!

@tk20channel 2 года назад

This started off slow for me but glad I listened all the way through because the back half was exceptional. He has a weird way about him but it's innocent. He does a lot of relatable jokes and some very clever. As for critique, I do think his cadence can be improved and he added some things after a punch line that I think we're not necessary and takes away from just enjoying the laughter. Otherwise, I think he is really a unique and likeable comic that can appeal to anyone.

@fiusionmaster3241 2 года назад

Man, call me crazy, but I was laughing the whole time.

@michellemason2525 2 года назад

@@fiusionmaster3241 me too, but I also do all those things tk20 said…😂😂

@fiusionmaster3241 2 года назад

@Baba Ganush 2 things. 1st, congrats. 2nd; that's a good wisdom

@c.w.bookout7506 2 года назад

I actually agree with everything you said except that I haven't been able to get into this routine at all.

@bedtimebiblechat7152 2 года назад

@@c.w.bookout7506 me either cuz he's so hyper, I want to send him a case of Valium!! Wow! I'm not good with hyper people...makes me feel like I'm being electrocuted. LOL

@JM-qb2lf 2 года назад

Very funny enjoyed this guy.

@DarknessSlayer3 2 года назад

I really enjoyed this special. It was hilarious

@kommenthub4403 2 года назад

Dan was awesome, truly liked his show.

@masjter 2 месяца назад

That ending was deep!!! love you show man....the smile in the dark had me in stitches!!!

@Vincent-ke5zn 2 месяца назад

The Titanic, iceberg joke is phenomenally brilliant and hilarious 😂 😅😂😀🤣🤣. Great job, you're now one of my favorite comedians 😅😂

@aubreyelf87 2 года назад

This dude is cool. He kinda reminds me of Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation.

@pduffy83usa 2 года назад

This guy is awesome!!!!!!

@Davethenuttymagician Месяц назад

This guy is so funny I could listen to him all day

@ekdaufin1485 2 года назад

Great writing! Thank you!

@davinreeves 2 года назад

Only problem. The special should be longer

@loricook6331 2 года назад

I'm wondering why this audience isn't howling. Fantastic funny and original!

@seedsoflove7684 Год назад

At least the high pitched lady isnt there ruining the audience.🙃

@moonsting 5 месяцев назад

Dan Mengini! Your amazing energy and hilarious set is on fire🔥💯 Thanks for posting or else I would've never known about you!

@graceamerican3558 2 года назад

You know… I hadn’t thought of the 🍎 on the phone bit … 😂😂 Good point.

@VyPrezWolfpackMusic 2 года назад

The last five minutes were an absolute gem.

@jbyepitsme4330 2 года назад

Holy omgosh!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 best stand up I've seen in while! Loved it!!🤣👍 Last joke about Adam and Eve and iphone was dead on! LOL!

@nyccowgirl4720 Год назад

He's so STUPID, was hysterical. Great timing, delivery, and original material. Thoroughly enjoyed!

@hghong7048 2 года назад

I like your comedy, 🥰

@shadowmancer7040 2 года назад

Hilarious. Holy cow this guy's energy... I'm suspicious of drugs.

@ep1207 2 года назад

Probably has ADHD lol

@xcrack6364 2 года назад

You know what they say; you can’t argue with stupid. They always win.

@shannonterrell9590 3 месяца назад

Loved this guy. Totally relate to the plastic bags! Lol

@JustJanitor 2 года назад

I enjoyed this. It made my wife laugh quite a bit

@axelwittersheim7787 2 года назад

Good stuff 👏 quick timing sharp observation.

@itskevingross Год назад

Thanks!

@kellygwdobbs Месяц назад

Very funny stuff! That last bit, about the iphn, was really good.

@larrylane9872 2 года назад

Dan M that was a great show , thank you so much!

@kcl060 2 года назад

Loved his comedy! So true at the end too!

@sopheadutch6350 8 месяцев назад

Dan M., is very funny & was lol & balling the entire time!👍🤣. DryBar Comedy keeps showing all these great talents!!!👏, thanks! 💋

@brittanym. 2 года назад

Definitely a new favorite comic! 😀

@ek6321 Год назад

Very funny and relatable.

@miriaml.150 2 года назад

Love this guy! 😊👍🌟

@TruckTaxiMoveIt 2 года назад

Love the energy, needs a lot more material.

@extradynamicyou2210 2 года назад

Very entertaining. Thanks so much!!

@katoz9237 2 года назад

Loved it!

@TheAussieLeo 2 года назад

Brilliant!

@udayghedia7577 2 года назад

Thanks Dan! Merry Christmas 🎄 !

@deejohnson827 2 года назад

So, so funny! Every joke/story was relevant to life!

@amywhigham4790 Год назад

Dan is so funny! Love the one about the light switch! Hilarious! 😆😂💖

@rcjr.7725 2 года назад

Great job laughter is a beautiful thang!

@jessicajrf22ify 2 года назад

One of the best ones! Lol

@stephlalalitta 2 года назад

Great material!!!

@elizabethlusk4354 Год назад

🙉😆🙉😅🙉🤣🙉😁😎Luv U!!!!! Soooooo funny!!!!! Thank you 🤣🙉

@lauriejordan6530 Год назад

I think this guy was speaking to my soul when he was talking about interweaving your fingers and arms through 95 grocery bags so you only have to make one trip, his comment about having garbage bags for days & which electric socket works the light in a new apartment. LMAO, because those are my exact train of thoughts!

@brandiallen6324 2 года назад

Great!

@mmcc2852 2 года назад

great set!

@sifumtgr5502 2 года назад

🆒 dude

@mastersemmy59 2 года назад

LOLOL! Son, I think we might be related! lololol

@vincentingroia1376 10 месяцев назад

Saw this dude on my cruise was super awesome

@lynnbailey3571 2 года назад

He's hilarious

@thomasrobertson8109 2 года назад

Thank you for your funny man

@kittykat149 Год назад

Hilarious in real world ways! 😂

@nicolehubbard3536 2 года назад

"Woo, glad I'm not on this plane!" 😂

@vanessam9784 2 года назад

I had so much fun watching it:)

@onlycryptofans 2 года назад

Tremendous! really good

@adelesvetnicka810 2 года назад

Another great comic! … strange thing, I knew an ‘H’ who was from the south (can’t remember where) and was in youth ministry in western Wisconsin. And yes, his name was ‘H’. It was not short for anything.