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Donald Trump Acts Like A Villain To Energize His Base 

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The President is doing his best to appear like a cartoon villain this week, supporting conspiracy theories surrounding the death of Jeffrey Epstein, announcing plans to roll back the Endangered Species Act, seeking to restrict legal migration to only people of ample means, and promoting "fracking for plastic" at a speech in Pennsylvania. #LSSC #Monologue #Colbert
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@jennifergridley8111
@jennifergridley8111 5 лет назад
"Syphilitic ramblings of a madman" OMG I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂😂
@lettylunasical4766
@lettylunasical4766 5 лет назад
"The wind stopped blowing. No electricity." LMAO!!
@michaelleahy123
@michaelleahy123 5 лет назад
Yes, he did say that.he is total moron
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 5 лет назад
As much as I am opposed to capital punishment, and especially making a martyr of President 💩, if he must face judicial execution, he should be electrocuted...except he has to produce the electricity himself by means of a pedal-powered generator. If he fails to pedal, he gets painfully prodded by Rosie O’Donnell.
@broski365
@broski365 5 лет назад
He's doubling down. That way whatever he said before doesnt seem so socking and stupid. Trump supporters treat him like a story teller. To me hes like an insane uncle from Duck Dynasty rambling about whatever he's trying to prove, or get out of. Looks like shady propaganda.
5 лет назад
@@Chunkboi *it is just a tiny remark* If u r really at least a little bit against murdering You couldnt event think of this topic even as a joke...
@nonyabizness.original
@nonyabizness.original 5 лет назад
@Decem what are you even talking about?? batteries are MADE to store energy, genius. and to say that you need a pile of coal standing by, because the WIND and the SUN'S energy might be insufficient? seriously? the sun sends more energy to earth in an hour than humanity could possibly use in a year. trolls.
@Opus313
@Opus313 5 лет назад
"I don't want to be crude, but your business is dead!" If there's one thing Donnie knows it's a dead business. He's killed so many!
@ripadipaflipa4672
@ripadipaflipa4672 5 лет назад
Opus 313 : killed them very bigly
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 5 лет назад
Including his own. He went bankrupt at least six times.
@melindac3368
@melindac3368 5 лет назад
Opus, good one!
@jessiebushman7413
@jessiebushman7413 5 лет назад
Much like woman
@Flipson456
@Flipson456 5 лет назад
Yes...The real downfall of the American Empire...it is happening...Russia and China are influencing in Latin America, Middle East and Africa.. America is isolating itself because of the "America First" motto..it has really damaged itself.
@CidTheGargoyle
@CidTheGargoyle 5 лет назад
"The wind stops blowing and no more electricity." I don't think it works that way.
@ericpmoss
@ericpmoss 5 лет назад
According to Agent Orange, the wind stops blowing and turbines stop causing cancer.
@ZaffyTaffy
@ZaffyTaffy 5 лет назад
@@duncan5063 uhh dude? He was making a snarky comment against trump. He was saying (as I read it) "that's because you CAN think, so sorry you can't be president." As in they're not stupid enough.
@mrluchtverfrisser
@mrluchtverfrisser 5 лет назад
@@duncan5063 r/woooosh
@trinelangohr6661
@trinelangohr6661 5 лет назад
"I didn't got to the island" - next thing we see will be footage of him on the island, his plane ticket to the island and his entry about going to the island in his diary....
@sabercat5490
@sabercat5490 5 лет назад
And then he'll say its fake news and blame the 'fake' media for lying to the American people, like he always does.
@bellenice5670
@bellenice5670 5 лет назад
Trump...I don't know him...NEVER a fan
@BillMcD
@BillMcD 5 лет назад
trump can't write, why would he have a diary?
@sabercat5490
@sabercat5490 5 лет назад
@@BillMcD I mean his Twitter account is pretty much his diary. He rants there every night before he goes to bed after watching faux news.
@katiekane5247
@katiekane5247 5 лет назад
He cant last all the way to the island.
@gooberzmom
@gooberzmom 5 лет назад
if he had to say ''I was never there'' then you know for sure he WAS there.
@sympthylost
@sympthylost 5 лет назад
Exactly! No one even asked him, he just randomly threw that out. It's NO COLLUSION 2.0. 🙄😩
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад
He'll be his own witness for the prosecution. He never knows when to shut up.
@1Kent
@1Kent 5 лет назад
Is that meant to be a pre-emptive lie?
@JNArnold
@JNArnold 5 лет назад
Trump - Never not projecting his own actions and behaviors onto someone else.
@evadrediger893
@evadrediger893 5 лет назад
Can you get to an island by boat? Or only by plane? Dont rich people including trump have “ boats” yachts ? Fairly sure they do.
@sunnyandtictac
@sunnyandtictac 5 лет назад
"syphilitic ramblings" - LOVE IT!
@ChrisWood
@ChrisWood 5 лет назад
“Mr. President, standing so close to the chopper blades is a safety hazard. But as long as you’re here, could you show us how high you can jump?”
@BrytheP
@BrytheP 5 лет назад
the asshole would do it too!
@FJB_USA_1ST
@FJB_USA_1ST 5 лет назад
@@BrytheP hope he would. I'm dying to see how high he can jump.
@Spiker985Studios
@Spiker985Studios 5 лет назад
That implies that he can jump...
@debbie541
@debbie541 5 лет назад
taxpayers paying for helicopters to sit and run for hours going nowhere
@joshporter5205
@joshporter5205 5 лет назад
Gee, mr president, I hear you have the strongest neck in the world. I hear it could even withstand a helicopter blade.
@anonagain
@anonagain 5 лет назад
New motto below the Statue of Liberty: "Give us your best, your educated, your 1% yearning to be wealthier."
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 5 лет назад
According to the Trump administration, it only refers to immigrants from Europe.
@MeredithAnne88
@MeredithAnne88 5 лет назад
He is despicable.
@roxannemaxwellmba6288
@roxannemaxwellmba6288 5 лет назад
...or any white guy that does not meet any of the above criteria.
@sprybug
@sprybug 5 лет назад
@@kty3727 Trump said it himself. "Why can't we get more immigrants from Norway?"
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 5 лет назад
@@kty3727 No, the "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore." refers only to Europeans, according to Trump. Stop trying to score imaginary points in a non argument and educate yourself instead.
@BNSFGuy4723
@BNSFGuy4723 5 лет назад
6:54 “I love trucks of aallllll types. Even when I was a little boy...at 4 years old. My mother would say you love trucks. I do. I always loved trucks... I still do. Nothing changes.” *The President of the United States*
@AmberAmbwee
@AmberAmbwee 5 лет назад
Emre Veliu “I can make it go honk!”
@ittakesallkinds809
@ittakesallkinds809 5 лет назад
Pitiful isn't it?
@BNSFGuy4723
@BNSFGuy4723 5 лет назад
@It Takes All Kinds I don’t have words to express what I just heard... Let’s just put it that way
@rubenmendoza1864
@rubenmendoza1864 5 лет назад
👏👏👏 👏👏👏
@DesertEagleV
@DesertEagleV 5 лет назад
Too bad nothing really grow up on trump. Brain or balls.
@biggtrux
@biggtrux 5 лет назад
"I love trucks." The toddler-in-chief ladies and gentlemen...
@julieo1544
@julieo1544 5 лет назад
And he says it in this ridiculous kid voice (he thinks he's a scream). Ugh😠
@mohammedkone5847
@mohammedkone5847 5 лет назад
"I was never there" is the most unbelievable statement he ever made
@mrdbooks7285
@mrdbooks7285 5 лет назад
Are we talking about Bill Clinton again? Bill used the Loletta express, Epstein's private jet, 27 times. Just like the time when Bill was President and said on National TV to the nation - "I never had Sex with that women" Honest Bill Clinton, somebody we all can look up to, because Bill is so virtuous and truthful.
@angelmayes9445
@angelmayes9445 5 лет назад
Yes! And "i didn't say that!" 😂
@mrdbooks7285
@mrdbooks7285 5 лет назад
@Angel Mayes - I can not work out what you are trying to say? Please explain. Are you talking about Virtuous Bill Clinton?
@gdtoob
@gdtoob 5 лет назад
Why would you weaken the endangered species act? Why? I genuinely don’t understand.
@neddelley8766
@neddelley8766 5 лет назад
💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲, it's always about the Benjamin's, profit over planet.
@peteklinger6150
@peteklinger6150 5 лет назад
Fracking or drilling in National Parks .... and his feckless sons will hunt them , you know .... to put them outta their misery , cause that family embodies empathy !!!
@ninjabluefyre3815
@ninjabluefyre3815 5 лет назад
He always does something crazy whenever people are onto him, which just makes him more suspicious in relation to Jeffery Epstein.
@mattdoesgame7280
@mattdoesgame7280 5 лет назад
Because mostly, it’s a waste. We usually do not do our job protecting these animals, so WHY PAY
@o76923
@o76923 5 лет назад
Environmental impact surveys are expensive and the only possible outcome of them is companies involved in resource extraction or that produce runoff have less value because they can't do something they wanted to.
@russellcampbell9198
@russellcampbell9198 5 лет назад
That eagle is my hero. A true patriot.
@sakuyastarwind83
@sakuyastarwind83 5 лет назад
🎃 + 🦅 = 💥
@frankanderson4988
@frankanderson4988 5 лет назад
I happen to know that the eagle worked for Hillary and people are saying that he may have helped hide her emails- MAGA
@aherrmie
@aherrmie 5 лет назад
That video of the eagle attacking Trump never gets old.
@aprilcoppola8357
@aprilcoppola8357 5 лет назад
He will be doing it in 2020 oh yeah 2024,2028 etc. Good thing it never gets old!!
@DiamondHedgehog
@DiamondHedgehog 5 лет назад
Animals are a good judge of character, and uncle Sam, the eagle, hated trump.
@user-fj9bv1lo3l
@user-fj9bv1lo3l 5 лет назад
It's heart warming that even our national symbol can't stand that scumbag.. :-)
@Winteramen
@Winteramen 5 лет назад
Remember how that happened right around the time a little bird landed in Bernie's podium
@user-fj9bv1lo3l
@user-fj9bv1lo3l 5 лет назад
@@Winteramen I'm not one that goes around proclaiming "It's a sign!!!".. But you are so spot on.. Kinda makes you wonder.
@ruthv2352
@ruthv2352 5 лет назад
Just see the look of some of those Workers behind him 🤣🤣🤣 they're like "WTF"
@smu7270
@smu7270 5 лет назад
What was that trucks voice??? Lol! When you think he couldn't sound creepier...
@LupineShadowOmega
@LupineShadowOmega 5 лет назад
I think he was channeling his mom's Scottish accent badly.
@andreaperry938
@andreaperry938 5 лет назад
There should be a lemon law for Presidents.
@katiekane5247
@katiekane5247 5 лет назад
There is, it's called impeachment!
@nordicblood8470
@nordicblood8470 5 лет назад
There is..... but the majority wants to keep the President.
@lessoufi
@lessoufi 5 лет назад
@Mai Mariarti yes it is
@christinebuckingham8369
@christinebuckingham8369 5 лет назад
andrea Perry Exactly!!!!
@christinebuckingham8369
@christinebuckingham8369 5 лет назад
Nordic Blood84 The majority DOES NOT want to keep this incompetent, vile man in office!
@valdofranc3470
@valdofranc3470 5 лет назад
This guy wakes up everyday and work hard to be the worst version of himself....
@rgwak
@rgwak 5 лет назад
Pretty sure it comes natural to him. For any normal person with an actual soul - that would be hard work.
@voixdelaraison593
@voixdelaraison593 5 лет назад
Valdo Franc The Dumpster brings out the worst in everyone. What a claim to fame.
@danielfarrugia3884
@danielfarrugia3884 5 лет назад
Ha ha! He's like the Anthony Robins of being a terrible human.
@Marleystrummer
@Marleystrummer 5 лет назад
Get that White Nazionalist A hole out of White Nazionalist House pronto!
@joyphillips1821
@joyphillips1821 5 лет назад
Oh look, democrats are trolling again to energize their base.... still haven't seen any proof for Russian collusion... in spite of all the witnesses who came to "testify".
@georgielynn4187
@georgielynn4187 5 лет назад
"I don't want to be overly crude"......righto, you passed that 30 years ago.
@scrappymark
@scrappymark 5 лет назад
“Hold my fil-a o fish” 🤣🤣🤣
@AmberAmbwee
@AmberAmbwee 5 лет назад
Mark Pearson “Hold the tarter sauce! I’m on a diet! Also, give me a large Diet Coke!”
@soulcalx
@soulcalx 5 лет назад
I love Colbert he does the impression so well it feels like Trump would actually say it lol
@samuelperezgarcia
@samuelperezgarcia 5 лет назад
"I was never there." Translation: he was there.
@wayneblack990
@wayneblack990 5 лет назад
Since everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie, I'm pretty sure you're right.
@jeckjeck3119
@jeckjeck3119 5 лет назад
@TheTruthIsRacist Really now? Funny, that doesn't extend to Hillary:/ You pathetic hypocrite.
@wayneblack990
@wayneblack990 5 лет назад
@TheTruthIsRacist ROFLOL! You "people" are so easy. LOL! The Proof is trump lies constantly.
@rossgeography
@rossgeography 5 лет назад
@TheTruthIsRacist - Truth is You're Racist
@eoinc9511
@eoinc9511 5 лет назад
@TheTruthIsRacist "Proof or just a halfwit opinion" , "innocent until proven guilty" Like the Central Park five? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You are the reason people think all Trump followers are completely full of shit. Sanctimonious hypocrite of the highest order, go look in the mirror before you speak next time you waste of grey matter.
@scottjones5455
@scottjones5455 5 лет назад
Off his rocker, completely, holy cow.
@Firenzell01
@Firenzell01 5 лет назад
A conversation in America: "We should help immigrants" "No, we should help Americans first!" "Let's help Americans then" "NO THAT'S SOCIALISM!!"
@joshuahayes4825
@joshuahayes4825 5 лет назад
Emily Burden lol 😂 so true we seem to have endless resources to burn on absolutely non sensical things but then never have money for any sort of social issues. Where are we going to get the money to help immigrants? It’s so laughable this idea that we can’t afford anything or if we do were communist or socialist it’s insane to me
@luissototorres2185
@luissototorres2185 5 лет назад
Communism in any form isn't really the American way
@Firenzell01
@Firenzell01 5 лет назад
@@luissototorres2185 Why not social democracy or the Third Way tho? Forms of socialism that definitely aren't communist and make sure people don't have to sell their house for basic medical treatment. Tbh, I just don't understand Americas need to uphold dumb principles like no public healthcare or guns over the need to prevent deaths
@seraphb.601
@seraphb.601 5 лет назад
@@joshuahayes4825 "if you can afford money on social issues you're communist or socialist" sounds to me like the speaker is innocently confessing "as long as we stay in a capitalist system you're gonna remain poor, and that's what we gotta do because after all, I get richer every day". Yeah, socialism is not HIS answer.
@gewitterhund3164
@gewitterhund3164 4 года назад
@@luissototorres2185 Yep. Instead of getting grabbed at night and killed by authorities the american way is to get randomly shot by authorities in your home playing video games. Besides: You obviously have no idea of what socialism or communism means. But i don't blame you. I blame the education system in your shithole country. I mean: Look at that guy that is your president. In a normal country with normal people who can actually use their brain at least partially due some proper education that laughingstock wouldn't even had been allowed to candidate.
@lw3269
@lw3269 5 лет назад
The clip of the bald eagle attacking tRump never gets old.
@hope-peace5076
@hope-peace5076 5 лет назад
L W animals sense the disasters🤷🏽‍♀️
@dong9514
@dong9514 5 лет назад
I guess he didn't want to be hugged like the flag. I think he should try again P. S, there is a version were the eagle spits fire on him, even better.
@jeaniebird999
@jeaniebird999 5 лет назад
Never. I need this in a GIF.
@r.c.whitaker296
@r.c.whitaker296 5 лет назад
Such a good boy or girl ❤️
@smokingstone1141
@smokingstone1141 5 лет назад
God, I love it!
@margueritejohnson6407
@margueritejohnson6407 5 лет назад
“I like trucks” reminds me of a certain judge - “I like beer” repeated 25 times.
@margueritejohnson6407
@margueritejohnson6407 5 лет назад
Toori Baba I didn’t realise you were acquainted with my family. How successful has yours been?
@TheElectricView
@TheElectricView 5 лет назад
@Toori Baba Also cheering as your country falls to fascism if probably the saddest thing I have ever seen... The once Allied Nation falls to the Axis powers...
@BRAINSPLATTER16
@BRAINSPLATTER16 5 лет назад
@Toori Baba You are aware of all these things Trump has actually done, right?
@roystonmason9125
@roystonmason9125 5 лет назад
@Toori Baba kaga maga faga
@DarylBark
@DarylBark 5 лет назад
@Toori Baba KAG = Kooks And Goons or King Ass Graber or Keep America Groveling
@MrGnidlih
@MrGnidlih 5 лет назад
Germany got more energy from solar and wind than fossil fuels this June, but what do they know, they're only one of the most successful economies in the world.
@thefloridamanofytcomments5264
@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 5 лет назад
Ake Hilding glad they decided not to take Romania’s this time 😂
@scottrowe533
@scottrowe533 5 лет назад
...and I'm willing to bet money the television doesn't shut off when the wind stops blowing or the sun goes down. Trump is such a lying, pompous d*ckhead.
5 лет назад
If Germany would care just a little bit for anything... e-golf would be cheaper then golf D like 10 years after they learnt about climate change (let say mid 90s) but in reality it is still 6K € more expensive nowdays... look take this comment as friendly as possible but Germany (and France) needs to be role model in Europe...
@Sloppyunderfoot
@Sloppyunderfoot 5 лет назад
@@scottrowe533 Yes, it's called a battery.
@dianeshelton9592
@dianeshelton9592 5 лет назад
Ake Hilding the uk ran on renewable sources for 2 weeks this August
@jalight27
@jalight27 5 лет назад
I'm just at such a loss... I really don't understand what's happened since November 2016... It really at the same time astounds and disgusts me
@mizzury54
@mizzury54 5 лет назад
What happened is a large group of feeble minded and fearful people we taken in by a braggadocious conman.
@mmflynn1
@mmflynn1 5 лет назад
And a lot of help from Trump's mentor and butt buddy, Putin.
@toniomalley5661
@toniomalley5661 5 лет назад
Señor Ham the rest of the world feels exactly the same
@oceanyoung4514
@oceanyoung4514 5 лет назад
"syphilitic ramblings of a madman"-- legit
@astrosmurfgirl
@astrosmurfgirl 5 лет назад
Can't watch Syphilitic rambling of a mad man. Damn you windmills! Haha
@johnwagn5501
@johnwagn5501 5 лет назад
Michelle Harrison Don Quiotie (sic) Trump
@robertmelvin7908
@robertmelvin7908 5 лет назад
Every time I hear Trump rant and rave about windmills and wind energy, I can't stop hearing the song "the windmills of your mind" playing in the background.
@103dgreen
@103dgreen 5 лет назад
How could we elect that moron as president? I have a headache
@JoeyFiveandDimes
@JoeyFiveandDimes 5 лет назад
Sounded like Bobcat Goldthwaite on some real freaky designer drugs ! This science experiment gone awry / evil Macy's parade float is incapable of not being an ASS !
@JoeyFiveandDimes
@JoeyFiveandDimes 5 лет назад
D Green …….. Not 'we' …….. Republicans; i.e. the New Nazi Party .
@brandonf.8360
@brandonf.8360 5 лет назад
Donald never ceases to disappoint.. it's amazing🤦‍♂️🤣
@lovenaturenaturallybu3703
@lovenaturenaturallybu3703 5 лет назад
Most people standing behind him looks confused...by his rumbling.
@choosumfat
@choosumfat 5 лет назад
"syphilitic ramblings", I died laughing. And then I cried for America a little.
@stevefromsaskatoon830
@stevefromsaskatoon830 5 лет назад
Indeed
@dirtydiana1337
@dirtydiana1337 5 лет назад
I cry for America alot! 😭😭
@psychyouout709
@psychyouout709 5 лет назад
Fair approximation to what I am feeling, right now.
@choosumfat
@choosumfat 5 лет назад
@Bill Wilson Nothing like an eloquent retort to put one in his place. Bravo!
@sambringit7859
@sambringit7859 5 лет назад
Weakening Endangered species act, denying Climate change.....how can someone be on wrong side of everything? Is it intentional? Is his role model Darkseid from DC universe? He must be hating Thanos because Thanos has got some good qualities....Literally what have birds and animals done to him?
@cronykil74
@cronykil74 5 лет назад
Putin likes it that way
@vs52217
@vs52217 5 лет назад
He's the anti-Christ.
@capricornwoman6726
@capricornwoman6726 5 лет назад
All his buddies are making money on the roll backs I guarantee it! And as a retired US Fish and Wildlife Inspector (worked to SAVE world Wildlife) my heart is broken 😟
@williamalexander3910
@williamalexander3910 5 лет назад
Yes, HE is The Harpo Marx of the Political World. Plays the roll of an Idiot, Think of it the people I have know who speak in such ways crap them self's daily
@Caipiranha89
@Caipiranha89 5 лет назад
@@cronykil74 He actually doesn't. Russia has recently become very active in the fight against climate change, because they have a lot of cities built on permanently frozen soil. Or rather, the soil used to be permanently frozen and is now starting to thaw, causing buildings to sink into the ground.
@AllenSJ5
@AllenSJ5 5 лет назад
“You don’t want to be making those little widgets with those big beautiful hands, do you?” He’s not getting better guys.
@muzerhythm2242
@muzerhythm2242 5 лет назад
And I was watching the expression of the audience behind him. They went from smiling...to confused...to pissed.😝
@nhatho1723
@nhatho1723 5 лет назад
Starting to sound like Charlie’s uncle.
@Woodbug-b7t
@Woodbug-b7t 5 лет назад
@@nhatho1723 That's what I thought. Amazed Trump doesn't have big fake hand shaped gloves too.
@mwhitaker463
@mwhitaker463 5 лет назад
AllenSJ5 he loves those big burly white man hands
@strangewayfaringstranger
@strangewayfaringstranger 5 лет назад
"....those big beautiful hands, do you? You could be giving me a massage. Maybe with some hamberder oil. "
@Hollyberye
@Hollyberye 5 лет назад
Dear Stephen Colbert, THANK YOU for helping me to get through this hideous time in our country...you can still make me laugh, and it feels good to laugh. Warm hugs to you! You rock! ...fellow Tolkien Geek
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 5 лет назад
With those hands, Donnie really missed his calling in the 'making tiny computer things' industry.
@phyllishahart6111
@phyllishahart6111 5 лет назад
Trump’s rambling is how I sounded in grade school when I didn’t prepare for a class project
@timothywott8548
@timothywott8548 5 лет назад
CS MN me my is
@sprtsfanatic1
@sprtsfanatic1 5 лет назад
Your comment with your prof pic is perfect 😂
@dianaahakim2001
@dianaahakim2001 5 лет назад
Phyllisha, don't think of yourself so lowly like that.
@roystonmason9125
@roystonmason9125 5 лет назад
@1134 not snowballs chance snowflake
@sandragouthro1168
@sandragouthro1168 5 лет назад
1134 that's fine as long as it's from his jail cell.
@lordodysseus
@lordodysseus 5 лет назад
"America is a very welcoming country." Uh huh, I think the Native Americans might have some things to say about that...
@lasvina3610
@lasvina3610 5 лет назад
So would the Mexicans.
@herbertcamacho1461
@herbertcamacho1461 5 лет назад
Ya, they probably agree that open borders is bad. And they probably think they should have stopped fighting amongst themselves like the right vs left.
@beegwan1893
@beegwan1893 5 лет назад
Lord Odysseus so would black folks. And the Chinese folks too.
@alexandercanella4479
@alexandercanella4479 5 лет назад
@@herbertcamacho1461 no Democrats want an open border. Not wanting a wall is not wanting an open border.
@herbertcamacho1461
@herbertcamacho1461 5 лет назад
@@alexandercanella4479 So you would rather humans do a hard job that a wall could do instead?? Why?
@bullettube9863
@bullettube9863 5 лет назад
What a great symbol of America's might: An American Bald Eagle attacking an enemy of Democracy!
@whitneyneely2880
@whitneyneely2880 5 лет назад
He should use that in his reelection campaign.
@ReiHinoSenshi
@ReiHinoSenshi 5 лет назад
Save us brave bald eagle!
@Jackie-cw3yw
@Jackie-cw3yw 5 лет назад
Ironic that we picked that animal to represent us & now he's showing us why! Nice!
@thepackable
@thepackable 5 лет назад
Bald eagles see all. From far away. Nothing escapes their eye. Especially the biggest loser that eagle ever saw.
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 4 года назад
Like Thorondor attacking Morgoth... Sadly, this one didn't get to scratch up the villain's face. (Sorry - like Stephen, I'm a geek for Middle-Earth.)
@MaximusEugenius
@MaximusEugenius 5 лет назад
...and the old man in the straight jacket said: "I love trucks of all types. Even when I was a little boy at four years old. My mother would say: You love trucks. I do!", as the paramedics wheel him in the ambulance.
@jennifergridley8111
@jennifergridley8111 5 лет назад
I have to honestly say, if it weren't for your show, I don't think my sanity would survive. Y'all are fantastic and I love you for what you do!! You inspire me to keep my sanity and keep standing up to all of the injustice!!! ☮️💜
@neddelley8766
@neddelley8766 5 лет назад
"I love trucks" coming from the kid who's mother had to tie a chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.
@mirnagarcia1601
@mirnagarcia1601 5 лет назад
Hahahahahahahaha hilarious
@chayothomas
@chayothomas 5 лет назад
“I was never there” 🤔 that’s exactly what someone says when they know they were there but want people to think they were “never there”. 😂
@tanaraeh
@tanaraeh 5 лет назад
Agreed. Anytime you deny something that no one asked about or accused you of, you soooo did it. Any normal parent knows that lol
@ajw5388
@ajw5388 5 лет назад
Any time Trump denies something in an unprompted way, it’s obvious he has in fact done whatever he’s denying to have done.
@erikapurcell-williams4049
@erikapurcell-williams4049 5 лет назад
LOL....This fool probably messed around & gave the coordinates to the island's location while trying to prove he wasn't there....
@PeopleofReddit66
@PeopleofReddit66 5 лет назад
I can never get enough of Stephen’s Trump impression😂
@PeopleofReddit66
@PeopleofReddit66 5 лет назад
Bud Fudlacker it’s definitely a spot on impression of that walking, human excrement of a ‘president’ we have. Sorry to trigger you snow flake!
@Azphreal
@Azphreal 5 лет назад
Anyone else remember he was caught using Chinese steel in his buildings lol
@ManDudeYeah
@ManDudeYeah 5 лет назад
Just listen to the way he speaks... Even more mind blowing is that his supporters are seemingly impressed with him! Get me off this insane ride already.
@pattygreen8064
@pattygreen8064 5 лет назад
are you talking about colbert because yeah its pretty crazy how brain dead his fans are nowadays . remember when he was funny and called out bullshit instead of spewing it? trump is no prize that's for sure but by all non partisan metrics he is doing a pretty good job, especially when it comes to exposing how full of shit the liberal media is though to be fair they do most of the work themselves. kinda hard to make fun of his "fake new" comments when they have been working so hard to prove him right over the last few years.
@willhunt4824
@willhunt4824 5 лет назад
None of your democrats have a clue how to do 1/10 of what he's done. Who Biden??? Please.
@Ihatebs
@Ihatebs 5 лет назад
@@willhunt4824 What has he done ?
@The_Cadaver
@The_Cadaver 5 лет назад
Trump's remaining supporters are straight-up morons.
@katherinerodriguez118
@katherinerodriguez118 5 лет назад
John Olson lmao only a bigger idiot who doesn’t agree with what he says would come to his RU-vid channel and spend his/her time commenting. 🤷‍♀️
@andrewhogue1887
@andrewhogue1887 5 лет назад
"I think we had about 2 and a half soldiers".....WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!!?
@denyze2263
@denyze2263 5 лет назад
Andrew Hogue - Hi Andrew. Please stop with the caps lock. They don’t emphasise what you are saying or feeling. They merely silence you because we can’t hear. Trust your readers to understand what you mean and feel. Talk nicely, type nicely Let’s communicate.
@kissit012
@kissit012 5 лет назад
@@denyze2263 What the fuck is this comment? What is its purpose? What is it meant to communicate? What gall does it take for one to post this and deem it acceptable for public view? I need an answer.
@Taffoman
@Taffoman 4 года назад
2 months later and I still have no idea what the fuck was the stuff about two and a half soldiers. Maybe Trump was watching too much television and confused the security of a national border with Charlie Sheen comedy.
@franknorth164
@franknorth164 5 лет назад
Man you are going to have to explain to me how people listen to that bozo and think "yeah, that's the guy. That's the guy I want making decisions for me"
@hippiecowgirl4231
@hippiecowgirl4231 5 лет назад
Frank North , there is no explanation. None that make any sense to anyone who’s ever heard him speak, that’s for sure.
@ACKMINDSEYE
@ACKMINDSEYE 5 лет назад
Frank North I wouldn’t let this guy decide about ingredients to put on a pizza. Let alone, decisions about...well, any decisions at all. About anything. He’s a doofus.
@jayweh
@jayweh 5 лет назад
I do think most people in his rallies just enjoy the awkward circus around him. they're in it for the weird ramblings. I do see a shift in the audience's behavior from the early rallies to now. as for the non-rally trump supporters: they ignore his trumpisms, they're in for money and fear of identity loss. and if racism is the means to go, they'll accept it.
@123lowp
@123lowp 5 лет назад
Stop immigration. Trump should stop it all along with bringing people here to work from India.
@Zhenyaaa
@Zhenyaaa 5 лет назад
@Cosmonauteable Try some of that shit yourself, good luck kid, may you undo your Fox news brainwashing.
@myagoodbody7942
@myagoodbody7942 5 лет назад
How much does it cost to have that helicopter running while waiting for the idiot
@peboearl9802
@peboearl9802 5 лет назад
The same it did for the last guy and the guy b4 that and the guy b4 that.......
@patrickwoite7188
@patrickwoite7188 5 лет назад
I think, it's the turbines warming up. Like on a plane. But I don't know, how long they'd have to warm up. Probably not as long as that guy contributes to global warming by blabbering out hot air.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад
I wish it would sweep that stupid toupee off his head!
@eartherinfire
@eartherinfire 5 лет назад
Courage Karnga I want to throw a pie in his face.
@brookestorey8860
@brookestorey8860 5 лет назад
Its prepping/warming or spooling up, that's the noise, has to be done before starting props, so hes not wasting fuel... note the stationary propeller/rotor.... I would more point out hes yelled over the helicopter at reporters at least 30 times since appointing Huckabees replacement... still haven't heard the wh press secretary speak..
@sheep2826
@sheep2826 5 лет назад
Oh god it physically hurts to hear him talk about “when the wind stops we don’t get energy” like please stop talking about things you have no clue about.
@RedroomStudios
@RedroomStudios 5 лет назад
even if he does know he will still say it because his entire political strategy is based on fear mongering!
@brianfewer919
@brianfewer919 5 лет назад
@@RedroomStudios and dumb people.
@ok-ms3ke
@ok-ms3ke 5 лет назад
And his own personal image
@uremawifenowdave
@uremawifenowdave 5 лет назад
And his own personal investments.
@StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj
@StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj 5 лет назад
Welcome to the 21st century. This is how people do discourse now.
@SamsoniteF
@SamsoniteF 5 лет назад
Its so laughable to see how this man lower the bar for the title of the President.
@c5vetteguy16
@c5vetteguy16 5 лет назад
Yes indeed jo mixs, however, the sad truth is that the bar no longer exists! Trump kicked it to the gutter, so that he could relate to it.
@TimeandMonotony
@TimeandMonotony 5 лет назад
"Big, beautiful hands" Trump has hand envy, I knew it.
@percpianogal9402
@percpianogal9402 5 лет назад
His hands are the same size as mine.
@michaelpondo6324
@michaelpondo6324 5 лет назад
The reason donnie bone spurs didn t know about epstein s pedo island is. The girls were too old to pkay with his. Truck.
@obedseli
@obedseli 5 лет назад
Hearing Stephen Colbert say ”Psych!!!” is the best thing I’ve watched this week 😁
@01bigtrev
@01bigtrev 5 лет назад
I'd like to think maybe just maybe one of those people in the crowd come to their senses after those ramblings and think WTF was that
@Hotspur37
@Hotspur37 5 лет назад
I am holding on the hope that none of them actually believe a crap trump spews , its just like the old days when the circus comes to their sleepy little town. Its not very good but its something todo on tuesday night
@Jillbles
@Jillbles 5 лет назад
The people in that crowd had to be there; it was a work function.
@resileaf9501
@resileaf9501 5 лет назад
Trump's cultists are wearing the hats with skulls on them and don't have the decency to ask themselves "Are we the baddies?"
@brentlupardus2685
@brentlupardus2685 5 лет назад
I doubt it
@brentlupardus2685
@brentlupardus2685 5 лет назад
@@Hotspur37 that's hilarious
@hazukichanx408
@hazukichanx408 5 лет назад
Wind TURBINES, Donny. TURBINES. Not mills. Mills grind stuff. Turbines do not. Learn... the... difference. >_
@mattsamoto4451
@mattsamoto4451 5 лет назад
Woah you expect him to have simple reasoning, about how power actualy works, just by explaining it in the most basic level, he would get confused and call it "Fake news" cause that is his awnser for everything that goes over his (very low to the ground) head.
@mmflynn1
@mmflynn1 5 лет назад
You're going to have to dumb it down a lot more than that for Trump to understand. You're better off using one-syllable words and a lot of pictures and emojis.
@TobiSGD
@TobiSGD 5 лет назад
@@mmflynn1 He will never understand. He just can't. Learning this stuff would mean admitting that he was wrong before, and that just can't happen in Trump World.
@khav11
@khav11 5 лет назад
ya ya go back to your anime, stupid meaningless kid
@TobiSGD
@TobiSGD 5 лет назад
@@khav11 Oh, did someone hit a nerve?
@Esrom_music
@Esrom_music 5 лет назад
"Syphilitic ramblings of the madman"
@ca6177
@ca6177 5 лет назад
Think you're right.
@mattsamoto4451
@mattsamoto4451 5 лет назад
looking forward to the cry of the oppresor. When he get crushed and thrown out of office.
@OakenHillHermit
@OakenHillHermit 5 лет назад
Well, we know someone has been to "the island"..
@smokingstone1141
@smokingstone1141 5 лет назад
9:35 "The syphilitic ramblings of the Madman." Who could he be talking about?
@blkcatzette
@blkcatzette 5 лет назад
I was done on that one lol.
@mattdoesgame7280
@mattdoesgame7280 5 лет назад
Bill Clinton, obviously.
@chrispetersen4639
@chrispetersen4639 5 лет назад
If this man-child isn't proof positive that your version of democracy is broken, all hope is lost for your nation! He acts like a child, he talks like a child and he speaks of himself in 3rd person while thinking he is gods gift to mankind.., any person with a hint of independant thinking and logic, will tell you he suffers from massive insecurity and narcissisme.
@lcozzarelli
@lcozzarelli 5 лет назад
Chris Petersen Do you really think that those of us in the US that watch and love Stephen Colbert are not aware of this?
@AnthonyBecker9
@AnthonyBecker9 4 года назад
@Independence In Mind found the Russian
@davidbendl5892
@davidbendl5892 4 года назад
@@AnthonyBecker9 Lol.
@davidbendl5892
@davidbendl5892 4 года назад
I am not a doctor so I don't diagnose President Donald Trump. But do you know that he is not a Democrat to defend Democracy? It spells itself out. "Narcissisme" also does not have an extra 'e' so sure after a day or two, try again, Chris Petersen.
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 5 лет назад
Actually, speaking as an American, I'm fine with my money going toward helping immigrants and refugees. Drumpf's pointless golf trips and military parades, not so much.
@6Diego1Diego9
@6Diego1Diego9 5 лет назад
CloudsGirl7 not to mention immigrants pay taxes too. income, social security, sales tax.
@joyphillips1821
@joyphillips1821 5 лет назад
Except when the liberals are deliberately screwing over immigrants and refugees who were allowed into the country and didn't climb over a border. Oh and guess what... those LEGAL IMMIGRANTS pay taxes too. And we see how you think you can control us.... Careful... a few of us will be made citizens soon and you will see the full impact of how you treat the ones who had to wait in line.
@JPMJPM
@JPMJPM 5 лет назад
Me, too.
@JPMJPM
@JPMJPM 5 лет назад
6Diego1Diego9 Great point. 👏👏👏
@camelthegamer7165
@camelthegamer7165 5 лет назад
@Bud Fudlacker Consider this, bud. Every kid who grows up here could be the one who cures cancer because of our public schools. Just think about it. Nukes would still be dropped by a plane and parachute if it wasn't for those Nazis we brought back (you know, Immigrates) instead of today's ICBMs and submarine launched warheads. I'd like it if Cancer could just fucking die and this man (or lizard person) is the biggest obstacle to that great goal. Take your space force (overpaid air force) and shove it right up your ass next to that lump on your colon.
@richardbraakman7469
@richardbraakman7469 5 лет назад
"We have the hottest economy" Donald you misunderstood the briefing on global warming again
@gingercat777
@gingercat777 5 лет назад
Boom!!
@cherchikatilo3032
@cherchikatilo3032 5 лет назад
Wow, trumpy really likes child molesters, brother killers, citizen killers, and people who don’t remember Chernobyl. Bravo, we now know he did groom his favorite little girl, because he’s willing to speak well of a dead child molester. Who’s next? “Pogo was a good, strong guy. He took in young men, and he never let them go. He was also would of been a bigly trump supporter. A tremendous republican, a great guy.”
@haroldmoore8385
@haroldmoore8385 5 лет назад
Frank is that true? Asking for my sister.
@jaymiddleton1782
@jaymiddleton1782 5 лет назад
Trigger Troll accurate username. Could also have gone for Shit For Brains.
@AF-rv2xl
@AF-rv2xl 5 лет назад
@Trigger Troll then you are not in Canada, very hot summer, severe storms, yes, climate change
@MarcKloos
@MarcKloos 5 лет назад
_"I was never there"_ That means he was there.
@aggie7756
@aggie7756 5 лет назад
Was he even asked if he ever went there? If not, his assertion that he was never there pretty much wraps it up.
@garrycole9187
@garrycole9187 5 лет назад
Marc, you are correct. When he says something, you can take the complete opposite to be true!
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад
If you wanna speak Trump, just think in opposites.
@davidedwards3361
@davidedwards3361 5 лет назад
He's just making sure he gets that out early, so his base supporters will believe him, and defend him. But they need to remember that tRump said he didn't know Epstein that well, but the video of them partying together shows otherwise. And he has admitted that he and Epstein both liked younger women. Come on base...put it all together. This guys BS has fooled you long enough. Look at the evidence, don't just listen to what he says, because remember, he's told about 11000 lies in his time as president.
@Ash-se6gh
@Ash-se6gh 5 лет назад
Exactly
@DeterminedDIYer
@DeterminedDIYer 5 лет назад
How insulting can he be to blue collar workers? My husband is a UPS driver. He has a commercial pilot's license and he's very smart. He could easily learn to make computer parts. He's just assuming because you work for a living that your brain is the size of a pea.... Rude AF.
@sailorplanetmars6103
@sailorplanetmars6103 5 лет назад
"If I was the son of a coal miner I would have gotten out. But a lot of these people, they just stay there. They don't have "it"." - Donald Trump, champion of the coal miners [citation needed]
@mattsamoto4451
@mattsamoto4451 5 лет назад
a pea brain would still make a person smarter than trump.
@hoffer54
@hoffer54 5 лет назад
@@sailorplanetmars6103 Chump is the champion of Chump!
@mrdbooks7285
@mrdbooks7285 5 лет назад
Well, your Husband does this and that, Why don't you "Learn to Code" and put some money on the Table also? Rather than expecting him to do the Hard Yards - Oh, that is right, Oprah has told you that being a Mother is the Hardest Job in the World - Wrong. How about, you put a Dollar or Two on the table and help him out, after all, you two are a team, trying to go forward, to give your children a better life than what you have had.
@reinabombela4220
@reinabombela4220 5 лет назад
@@mrdbooks7285 lmfao Pig
@domeonce9006
@domeonce9006 5 лет назад
Siphyllitic ramblings! 😂 Diagnosis-CORRECT!
@TheRedneckBudha
@TheRedneckBudha 5 лет назад
"I wanna watch donald trump on television tonight" said no one ever...
@Sandrae7560
@Sandrae7560 5 лет назад
"So I wouldn't have to hear your syphilistic ramblings of the madman" Priceless🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Phreemunny
@Phreemunny 5 лет назад
When he was talking about trucks, his dementia really shown through. Everything he says is so trite and banal
@jillclark2012
@jillclark2012 5 лет назад
Love yur name.
@scpfoundation05-17
@scpfoundation05-17 5 лет назад
@Bill Wilson Ye I don't think he cares about being insult by someone who is about 5, judging by the words used.
@noraamburgey5463
@noraamburgey5463 4 года назад
@bootnsoot lol
@elcruzer5514
@elcruzer5514 4 года назад
He talks down to his blue collar supporters because he think they're stupid. Remember he "loves the uneducated". Apparently they are the only ones ignorant enough to support drumps Washington Mafia.
@mannycampos6885
@mannycampos6885 5 лет назад
Even a bald eagle hates Trump
@primalwerewolf9356
@primalwerewolf9356 5 лет назад
that eagle can sense evil
@harrismiller1948
@harrismiller1948 5 лет назад
That half soldier was one of seven dwarfs!
@mannycampos6885
@mannycampos6885 5 лет назад
@@primalwerewolf9356 and natural disasters
@alexisrivera200xable
@alexisrivera200xable 5 лет назад
The bald eagle was likely on to his BS from the very beginning. Curious fact: Thanks to the Endangered Species Act, the use of the pesticide DDT was banned because it made bald eagle eggs too thin to survive incubation. So the eagle was right to not like Trump, he is a threat to his species.
@hansbass8119
@hansbass8119 5 лет назад
To be fair, even HELL is very concerned and still refuse him entry. This is the only plausible explenation why that old hot gas balloon still haven't kick the bucket with it's horrendous lifestyle.
@nonyabizness.original
@nonyabizness.original 5 лет назад
my god, listen to trump talk in these clips. NO ONE talks like that. utterly, terrifyingly bizzare.
@napadave58
@napadave58 5 лет назад
@Mai Mariarti HAHAHA. A1. Short, but the comment of the day!
@johnmiranda2307
@johnmiranda2307 5 лет назад
Nonya Bizness - syphilitic rants. That’s the best description yet.
@richsackett3423
@richsackett3423 5 лет назад
@Trigger Troll He was elected as a protest vote. We have President Boaty McBoatface. He's the result of the Right-wing snowflakes' temper tantrum. We get it; you feel put-upon. Dry your eyes, Sunshine. We've got a country to put back together since your fratboy bro Donny and his pals wrecked the place.
@KizzleLife89
@KizzleLife89 5 лет назад
Mai Mariarti 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@fiveohfivethree
@fiveohfivethree 5 лет назад
@Trigger Troll Have you seen these "shit filled streets" yourself? Like, are people actually shitting in the street? I don't get it...
@zacharywimer6708
@zacharywimer6708 5 лет назад
How the hell do people listen to this trumpster fire?!? I don't understand... I really truly do not understand how anyone can listen to this tripe for any amount of time let alone multiple hours worth of rallies...
@sketcharmslong6289
@sketcharmslong6289 5 лет назад
I feel your pain bud
@katiekane5247
@katiekane5247 5 лет назад
The attendees typically leave early.
@DarknessIsThePath
@DarknessIsThePath 5 лет назад
Only the most stupid listen to that nonsense, like my fuckness, nothing he says even means anything
@LarsUlrichIsMe
@LarsUlrichIsMe 5 лет назад
They are happy to put up with his moronic ramblings because they finally have a racist in office. Thats all they care about, is stopping brown people coming to their country
@chaoslord8918
@chaoslord8918 5 лет назад
Sorry, it's actually the environment that's hotter than ever, not the economy.
@garetclaborn
@garetclaborn 5 лет назад
sure sure, except for the ice caps growing and low temperature trends but ok
@Cathyblj
@Cathyblj 5 лет назад
garet claborn Except that glaciers are melting at an unprecedented rate, and sea levels are rising; Anchorage hit 90° for the first time since record have been kept, July was the hottest month on record, mosquitoes are moving farther north, coral reefs are dying, water shortages are causing famine in Syria, etc. I could go on.
@garetclaborn
@garetclaborn 5 лет назад
@@Cathyblj ah well guess you should tell all your climate change experts, because the ones who work with the UN have debunked global warming years ago. there's a reason your pundits now call it "climate change" -- who also called it "global cooling" 35 years ago That aside, lets just go ahead and assume global warming is happening and driven by CO2. great. free hydro-electric power and a veritable paradise for the biodiversity of plants and animals. we're nowhere near the CO2 levels of the ordovician era
@Cathyblj
@Cathyblj 5 лет назад
garet claborn “Debunked”. 🤣😆😂 99% of scientists agree there is a serious problem with warming, and the glaciers are melting, not growing. Jesus, Read a book already
@garetclaborn
@garetclaborn 5 лет назад
​@@Cathyblj more than 1% of scientists have signed a petition affirming their skepticism, so that's false. the actual consensus idea is based on a congressional summary of scientific reports. not the actual finding of said collection of reports but merely how many of the reports contained phrase like "global warming", "warming trend", etc as per glaciers; that's idiotic. Glaciers are melting and glaciers are forming. don't agree? complain to NASA's research
@TokyoTraveller
@TokyoTraveller 5 лет назад
Trump has DEFINITELY been to that island!
@chrisbuttonshaw2088
@chrisbuttonshaw2088 5 лет назад
EVERY WEEKEND would be my bet
@coryce258
@coryce258 5 лет назад
Exactly, he says I was never there really means I had season passes
@justinstevenson2061
@justinstevenson2061 5 лет назад
Absolutely. He always does this crap and incriminates himself. He had to bring up the island, and specifically mention he’d never been there. That means he went. His little brain works kind of like a child’s, they are telling on themselves while their talking but don’t even know it......
@mimiQ2402
@mimiQ2402 5 лет назад
but by now I'm sure any evidence of that has been removed especially while Epstein was in jailed
@PatrickJago
@PatrickJago 5 лет назад
Thanks again for the laughs. Desperately needed during these crazy times! I look forward to the day that this president doesn’t write your scripts for you anymore (if you know what I mean)
@michaelpjeffries1521
@michaelpjeffries1521 5 лет назад
How can someone who doesn't pay taxes judge best use of dollars collected. Immigrants add to the economy, INDIVIDUAL ONE subtracts.
@MsGloucestergal
@MsGloucestergal 5 лет назад
Well said Michael Jeffries.
@Hotspur37
@Hotspur37 5 лет назад
How many cities does he owe money too for his travelling circus road show. He is never going to pay and so tax payers will have to pick up the tab for those eventually
@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr
He was genuinely upset when someone coughed on his ABC interview though. Totally real.
@katerh3198
@katerh3198 5 лет назад
He's an embarrassment -- parts of the world are fighting for democracy, the US is throwing it away
@chikaka2012
@chikaka2012 5 лет назад
Kate RH I think that means we’re an embarrassment. Unlike the courageous young people in Hong Kong, none of us have tried to storm Congress yet. Most of us can’t even be bothered to vote.
@fahimp3
@fahimp3 5 лет назад
He is in power because of the electoral college, US never had democracy... 😕
@mbd6054
@mbd6054 5 лет назад
Those are the truest words anyone has spoken, on the subject, to date. The Russians are demanding free and fair elections, and risk their lives, and their freedom, to protest peacefully. The students of Hong Kong are opposing increased incursion, by China, into their basic freedoms, and are certainly risking their lives in so doing. It is still safe to peacefully protest in the US, for a while.
@thegreatanointedlordtrump.336
@thegreatanointedlordtrump.336 5 лет назад
I'm the greatest thing since Jesus.
@jaymiddleton1782
@jaymiddleton1782 5 лет назад
He definitely is an embarrassment. And reflects really poorly on the typical American. It’s sad as well. If you remember the stereotype in the early 00s was Americans are stupid, ignorant, and don’t have a clue what’s happening outside of their own country. You did so well at undoing this reputation and then in one election reduce yourselves, on a global stage, to the group of idiots who were easily deceived by a TV star running on a platform of bumper-sticker policies like “build a wall,” and “drain the swamp.”
@ChrisProfrock
@ChrisProfrock 5 лет назад
He holds a grudge against everyone who has attacked him in the past....including Bald Eagles.
@kittehgo
@kittehgo 5 лет назад
A whale attacked trump?
@ChrisProfrock
@ChrisProfrock 5 лет назад
@@kittehgo .....what?
@PiscesSista
@PiscesSista 5 лет назад
😂
@kittehgo
@kittehgo 5 лет назад
There are 6 species of whales on the endangered list, so one of them must have attacked him right?
@ChrisProfrock
@ChrisProfrock 5 лет назад
@@kittehgo I thought you were referring to a person as a whale. Lol
@heyheytaytay
@heyheytaytay 5 лет назад
Also, when trump says he was never on the island it means he's been on the island. Remember, every day is opposite day.
@hertygreen24
@hertygreen24 5 лет назад
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@Xxaire31
@Xxaire31 5 лет назад
Taylor Craig Newbold No kidding
@wade8813
@wade8813 5 лет назад
Not always. Sometimes, it's only "The opposite of whatever he said before" Day
@andiward7068
@andiward7068 5 лет назад
He prob needed an Ivanka stand-in.
@randomrandom450
@randomrandom450 5 лет назад
When you feel the need to say you never been there when nobody asked...
@timphillips9678
@timphillips9678 5 лет назад
This country of ours will breath a huge sigh of relief when Drumpf is out of office. What a MAROON!
@shankardas6938
@shankardas6938 5 лет назад
You guys will select hm again.
@ticthak
@ticthak 4 года назад
@@shankardas6938 No, but Russian tools will.
@belle9184
@belle9184 4 года назад
What’s a “maroon”? (Do you mean moron?)
@zesty9815
@zesty9815 5 лет назад
_"We had two-and-a-half soldiers. Why we never took that half soldier to the hospital I'll never know."_ 11:19 I can hear Groucho Marx delivering that line.
@Didgeinator92
@Didgeinator92 5 лет назад
With his pinky up, cigar drawn and bushy eyebrows raising all the way. Apparently, that soldier was supposed to be drawn and quartered... Too bad they did a half-assed job. *I'll see myself out.* =p
@TimeandMonotony
@TimeandMonotony 5 лет назад
Damn now I can't unsee/unhear it. 😂
@joannelindsay4977
@joannelindsay4977 5 лет назад
That was freaking hilarious.....
@ripadipaflipa4672
@ripadipaflipa4672 5 лет назад
trump worries about the birds when it’s about windmills but is happy to allow endangered to die out. He doesn’t know the difference between a owl and crow
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад
No, but his base sure eats a lot of crow.
@joandufault6537
@joandufault6537 5 лет назад
Great point! While he's at it fracking and rolling back environmental regulations,he can add dozens more species to the "no longer protected list"!
@bluepuppy1139
@bluepuppy1139 5 лет назад
@@couragekarnga8735 Have you looked up the meaning of " eat crow? " his base never seems to admit to anything.
@Nathalie19658
@Nathalie19658 5 лет назад
He likes Vultures though.
@mick7even
@mick7even 5 лет назад
The thing about crows is that they will gather and laugh about how things were good yesterday but now, today, they are going to pick the bones clean and they will carry on as they have forever. Don't mess with crows. They will remember
@kingmortz
@kingmortz 5 лет назад
Solid steel coal-powered blimps! I'm dying!!
@megdoe6482
@megdoe6482 5 лет назад
“Crackers huh? Are you talking about the kind you put in the soup, or the kind that show up to my rallies”
@davidedwards3361
@davidedwards3361 4 года назад
Something seems wrong to me. All those miners in their high-vis vests, and every one is clean. I worked in a factory and the high-vis vests didn't stay clean for long. And they weren't all exactly the same color.
@supersupersocco
@supersupersocco 5 лет назад
I also hate it when the coal miners stop digging and then my TV turns off :(
@fatherplatypus2316
@fatherplatypus2316 5 лет назад
I snorted 😂😂😂
@frankcarter7146
@frankcarter7146 5 лет назад
I'm pretty sure I peed just a little...
@adcreel9079
@adcreel9079 5 лет назад
I giggled.....
@adcreel9079
@adcreel9079 5 лет назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-SwQfR_fNruE.html
@supersupersocco
@supersupersocco 5 лет назад
@@adcreel9079 excellent link!
@sigridwalsh426
@sigridwalsh426 5 лет назад
This is not amusing any more! I’m scared!
@francesosborne9978
@francesosborne9978 5 лет назад
Right
@noirrain6005
@noirrain6005 5 лет назад
You look like you vomited yourself.
@cluelesss4200
@cluelesss4200 5 лет назад
Every right to be scared check Netflix on Fellowship in Whitehouse😲
@FrankieJamesNews
@FrankieJamesNews 5 лет назад
I am on the North side of your border and can totally relate! It is like living above a meth lab - We never know when Manjo Unchained is going to end up blowing us all up! Thank God we legalized weed.
@ellamone9998
@ellamone9998 5 лет назад
Noir Rain, the people in the crowd look like they're one second from vomiting. Some are turning green I was loling about it then I saw you :)
@randomtrucks
@randomtrucks 5 лет назад
this guy hates windmills I didn't even know that was an option
@Theres_No_PlanetB
@Theres_No_PlanetB 5 лет назад
thangerstrings haha. I saw one the other day actually. I think it was just aesthetic though.
@xavineira9403
@xavineira9403 5 лет назад
I’m worried for us. I miss the America I knew.
@sammyi2505
@sammyi2505 5 лет назад
So much of what Trump does just leaves me screaming "WHHHHHHHHY!?" to the heavens...
@christinebuckingham8369
@christinebuckingham8369 5 лет назад
sammyi2505 You are not alone!!!!! We loathe this evil buffoon.
@gabbyl3856
@gabbyl3856 5 лет назад
the gods have abandoned us. shouting to the heavens is pointless, bro
@joeblow467
@joeblow467 5 лет назад
Trump is the best President in history crooked American politics use buffoon fools like you to say negative things cause he don't put up with you liberals bs
@joeblow467
@joeblow467 5 лет назад
Now go play with Slick Willy in the Oval office
@cyndieK1
@cyndieK1 5 лет назад
sammyi2505 I scream whyyyyy cant we have some divine intervention to get rid of him. Pleaseeeeee 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
@quantumperception
@quantumperception 5 лет назад
To be fair, being married to Trump sounds like the worst job an immigrant can have.
@bethputnam4410
@bethputnam4410 5 лет назад
Bitch knew what she was getting into
@randallmitchell9296
@randallmitchell9296 5 лет назад
No, the benefits are through the roof!
@quantumperception
@quantumperception 5 лет назад
@@randallmitchell9296 The work, though... would you rather pick vegetables/fruit, or give birth to Trump's child (and do what is needed to create that child)? Personally, I'd go for the lettuce or strawberries first.
@randallmitchell9296
@randallmitchell9296 5 лет назад
@@quantumperception Personally, I would rather walk barefoot through a field of rabid porcupines, but I'm not from Lower Slobbovia (or wherever) like Melania. Imagine the karma this woman must have to have been dealt such a (small) hand.
@quantumperception
@quantumperception 5 лет назад
@@randallmitchell9296 Can you get rabies from porcupine quills?
@blackenedsprite8542
@blackenedsprite8542 5 лет назад
'that was a bad place as far as I know, I never went there' He definately went there.
@xblack1720
@xblack1720 5 лет назад
that was my main take away from that sentence too.
@colinfitzgerald2526
@colinfitzgerald2526 5 лет назад
Blackened Sprite “definately, which it defines as: 'Idiot-speak for “definitely”
@michaelmyers260
@michaelmyers260 5 лет назад
Colin Fitzgerald and “I never went there” is idiot speak for I’ve been there
@jamesdevlin6373
@jamesdevlin6373 5 лет назад
"I love trucks" what a incredible mind, a font of wisdom in uncertain times.
@mtaylor7307
@mtaylor7307 4 года назад
Bigly
@peterkrug2327
@peterkrug2327 5 лет назад
So our current president has the emotional state of a four-year-old. Let that sink in.
@AM.000
@AM.000 5 лет назад
Nah, he is a dickish 6 year old being homeschooled by an entitled Karen that dabbles in crazy conspiracy theories.
@lizdelisle1912
@lizdelisle1912 5 лет назад
So why hasn't anyone given him a timeout?
@ChaosRune
@ChaosRune 5 лет назад
The fact that your president thinks computers are made completely by hand tells me all I need to know
@Rabbitsarewonderful
@Rabbitsarewonderful 5 лет назад
Oh God, I'm mortified for America every time trump speaks.
@mamawray
@mamawray 5 лет назад
They are though! Tiny robot fairy hands. I know what you're thinking: where did the robot fairies come from? Well, obviously they were made by larger robot fairies who were in turn built in Japanese factories in the 1980s. Dual processors? The Web? Smart phone tech? The Cloud? All. Robot. Fairies.
@hoffer54
@hoffer54 5 лет назад
@@mamawray Drumpf has robot fairies running around in his head. This is an embarrassment! The whole world is laughing at the US!
@mamawray
@mamawray 5 лет назад
@@hoffer54 Yeah but they already were and they will again. Lets face it: we Americans are silly at best.
@dianewhalen9721
@dianewhalen9721 5 лет назад
You said it Stephen .Just when you think it couldn’t get worst .It does!😢🇺🇸
@hazukichanx408
@hazukichanx408 5 лет назад
An expert in the field of pattern recognition might point out that there appears to be a direct correlation, and likely a cause-and-effect relationship, between Trump being in power and things continuously getting worse.
@garynorthtruro
@garynorthtruro 5 лет назад
@@hazukichanx408 Exactly !!!!
@animalia5554
@animalia5554 5 лет назад
That’s your problem. You thought it couldn’t get worse.
@DR.Poncho-dx4zr
@DR.Poncho-dx4zr 10 месяцев назад
4 years later: It turns out that was all of our problems.
@topformwear
@topformwear 5 лет назад
There's a idea send him some toy trucks so he can sit at that empty desk in the white house and play with them.
@christopherchilton-smith6482
@christopherchilton-smith6482 5 лет назад
The more this guy focuses blame on a target the more i think he's guilty of the thing he is accusing others of
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад
"Donald Trump acts like a villain." Oh, he's not acting.
@bethputnam4410
@bethputnam4410 4 года назад
The man has no soul
@noraamburgey5463
@noraamburgey5463 4 года назад
Evil
@TVFilmFriends
@TVFilmFriends 4 года назад
Nah, the man is to "intellegent" to be a villain... Being a true villain requires real intellegence or - in a movie at least decent acting skills. Trump has neither. His acting is very poor. If he got the job as "villain" actor because he auditioned, there's only one possible explanation: Nobody else showed up. And even in that scenario the casting director or agent - whomever is responsible for casting - probably in a real event would have been more likely to cancel the act/movie/play or kill himself rather than picking a guy with this set of acting skills. (Sorry for this rant that's quite long) While in this case he got the job in part because of russian interference/election fraud/facebook ad fraud. I was visiting the US in election year, 2016, as I usually do. (when COVID isn't raging the streets) I also got mobile Facebook ads showing "vote for Trump". Now - I wasn't in danger of changing my opinion, however - others were. He's just a juvenile dumbf*** (Remember Stephen's words after Trump Rally excerpt at 6:54)
@arnabchakraborty2593
@arnabchakraborty2593 3 года назад
Oh no..... Villains are intelligent...... He is..... Garbage😶
@tomitstube
@tomitstube 5 лет назад
trump. "i don't want to be overly crude..." that ship has sailed dumpster fire.
@davidb6576
@davidb6576 5 лет назад
Trumpster Fire.
@davidb6576
@davidb6576 5 лет назад
@@slBrelaz Trumpster fired [the only news I want tor read]
@Inatsikap
@Inatsikap 5 лет назад
OMG - America how the heck did you put this lunatic in power?? - Just listen to him, he makes the life all these comedians so easy! also by the way I am guessing he has definitely been to the island, you know, like he never paid that $130,000
@ViviNyc1
@ViviNyc1 5 лет назад
Our election was hacked, Clinton won the popular vote. He does have his supporters and the Murdoch hate machine behind him. And Russia.
@the-trustees
@the-trustees 5 лет назад
@Pilot Omaha Ummm... huh? The "popular vote" is ridiculous. Delusional, uneducated morons should not be allowed to vote. There should be an intelligence test before putting the power to make decisions into the hands of whom the religious morons are told to vote for. Any OTHER questions? :)
@2442ali
@2442ali 5 лет назад
Yep. I don't know who robbed that bank. I was never at that bank. Well who asked you?
@the-trustees
@the-trustees 5 лет назад
@Pilot Omaha I never said anything about HRC, who was an AWFUL choice for any political office. People like you assume a false dichotomy... anyone against anti-delusional morons like Chump must be pro HRC. My ACTUAL point was that as education fails and religious zealotry digs in, that the outcome will always be bad for the country and the people in it.
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