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Donald Trump Jr. Might Want To Check His Math 

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Donald Trump's eldest son may have attended top-flight schools, but his Skittles meme heavily implies that he failed English and Math.
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@edrienekyle9535
@edrienekyle9535 7 лет назад
Stephen is on fire these past few days. He's been so brutal lately haha love it haha
@msazal90
@msazal90 7 лет назад
After Drumph's speech about birther movement, anyone would
@MistaGify
@MistaGify 7 лет назад
Someone should question Donald himself. Between that artificial hair and orange skin, he doesn't look very human himself. If Obama's not American, what does that make him???
@NeoAcario
@NeoAcario 7 лет назад
Didn't he get sued over that? Or am I thinking of the birth certificate issue?
@ambyvlogs
@ambyvlogs 7 лет назад
I like colbert but he is stupid these days
@reptomicus
@reptomicus 7 лет назад
+Mahfuz Sazal Birth certicate is bookkeeping, not science. You can list anyone as the father, but that doesn't make it so. I want DNA analysis that conclusively shows that Trump is not half Orangutan. I wish he'd officially submit his DNA.
@Noble25
@Noble25 7 лет назад
The puns are strong with this one!
@Holymike
@Holymike 7 лет назад
That whole candy bit had me dying, I woke up my whole apartment lol.
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 7 лет назад
We also need to do the math on the originators of this meme. How they asked if we eat from a bowl of M and M's that had ninety good ones and ten rapy ones. More accurate math for a college female, if she's sober or not drunk enough to blow a point oh eight (IOW she's sober enough to legally drive), her chances of being raped during those four college years are one in forty two thousand. Which is a lot--more than zero rapes is too many--but it's not exactly an epidemic. Now if she's drunk enough to blow a .08, and she has sex, her chances of being raped are one in one. Wake up the next day, realize that your rep is about to be blown to smithereens, and cry rape. Then she becomes a hero.
@ArchonPook
@ArchonPook 7 лет назад
There is plenty of information available which indicates drinking lowers decision making capabilities. As a sober adult capable of making the decision whether or not to drink you are also capable of understanding that concept. Drinking lowers your ability to make responsible decisions. If you then choose to drink, in spite of this knowledge, you are responsible for whatever actions you take. It does not matter if you remember your choices after the fact. You began the chain of events by deciding to place yourself in that situation. Therefore you are responsible for your actions. If someone else takes advantage of you or harms you while you're drunk, regardless of whether you remember or not, a crime has been committed. Educate yourself and be aware of your surroundings and any potential threats prior to consuming any substance which will put you at risk. Help look out for others who have placed themselves in similar situations. The world can be a dangerous place. Let's at least try to make it a better place and look out for one another. Remember, the Darwin Award may make you famous, but the results are certainly not worth the effort (or lack thereof).
@Ph0be
@Ph0be 7 лет назад
Cringe*
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 7 лет назад
So, again, are you referring to the Stanford swimmer deal? Or a hypothetical that is somewhat like his case? Or what? William Slaughter
@ImVeryOriginal
@ImVeryOriginal 7 лет назад
Man, that Stephen is a hard cookie and this monologue really takes the cake. It's so sweet of him to defend the refugees like that, but he didn't sugar-coat the truth to these bigots, either. The Late Show really has become the creme de la creme of late night shows.
@Bloodredtyrant
@Bloodredtyrant 7 лет назад
Take my fucking upvote.
@freedomliberty4464
@freedomliberty4464 7 лет назад
You want to live with them so bad then go migrate to Afghanistan.
@anow2
@anow2 7 лет назад
Hey Randy, Migrate to this dick
@freedomliberty4464
@freedomliberty4464 7 лет назад
Low intelligence.
@spangst
@spangst 7 лет назад
Randy Delacerda do you know what your last name translated means? "From the sow", which is appropriate for you! Migrate is usually used with birds moron, emigrate is more commonly used for people you low intelligence dufus!
@KnivesOfTheRound
@KnivesOfTheRound 7 лет назад
If 3 would kill me I would just take 2. Checkmate.
@nocalsteve
@nocalsteve 7 лет назад
I would use Extreme Vetting.
@IceHarvest929
@IceHarvest929 7 лет назад
lol I said the exact same thing
@kachimaruTV
@kachimaruTV 7 лет назад
+Pig Man That is not what was said
@tolbaszy8067
@tolbaszy8067 7 лет назад
Twittle Twump said in his bowl of Skittles: if you ate three you would die. They ALL are poison! He did not say only three in the bowl were deadly, just that it takes three to kill you. I must confess, I like Skittles, but not the Trumps and their ilk.
@duckface4828
@duckface4828 7 лет назад
brilliant!
@alsada307
@alsada307 7 лет назад
I officially declare that Stephen Colbert an American national treasure 🇺🇸👍🏻
@CelluloidRacer2
@CelluloidRacer2 7 лет назад
ikr! xD
@divolino
@divolino 7 лет назад
He is really, seriously the best.
@Drace90
@Drace90 7 лет назад
I heard Nick Cage will look for Stephen Colbert in National Treasure 3.
@crazyman8472
@crazyman8472 7 лет назад
I second that emotion. :)
@crispybacon4240
@crispybacon4240 7 лет назад
+crazyman8472 Motion*
@MichaelBerthelsen
@MichaelBerthelsen 7 лет назад
Steven, Steven, Steven. THIS is why we LOVE you!
@AnoopVargheese
@AnoopVargheese 7 лет назад
It's a Steven Universe
@jalexander9520
@jalexander9520 7 лет назад
*stephen
@MichaelBerthelsen
@MichaelBerthelsen 7 лет назад
Jonathan Alexander I know, I just like writing it with a 'v', hehe.
@hiimemily
@hiimemily 7 лет назад
Whatever you say, Mikhail.
@MichaelBerthelsen
@MichaelBerthelsen 7 лет назад
Emily Plays I'm not Eastern European, or of that descent, but nice try. Those are different spellings based on differing alphabets and transcriptions of the same Hebrew name. Steven and Stephen are the same name spelled by English and Norman people, using English and French spelling. Slightly different situation, but again, nice try.
@pdoylemi
@pdoylemi 7 лет назад
If I had one orange Skittle, would you vote for it instead of an orange sociopath?
@feralcatgirl
@feralcatgirl 7 лет назад
in a heartbeat
@Cythil
@Cythil 7 лет назад
Even if it might kill me I would.
@loganmohler737
@loganmohler737 7 лет назад
#Orangeskittle2016
@latestfilmsbydavid2473
@latestfilmsbydavid2473 7 лет назад
"Trump is racist, stupid orange white man with stupid blonde hair." Racist.
@MrChinesenoodle
@MrChinesenoodle 7 лет назад
1. don't put quotation marks when the guy didn't even say what your typed 2. trump's orange face is not a "race" so there is no "racism" 3. if you are gonna put the effort into putting in punctuation at least learn where to put commas try not be so prejudice. Don't become like those ignorant extreme democratic or republic pricks.
@fidorover
@fidorover 7 лет назад
Boy, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tyrant.
@pkasi88
@pkasi88 7 лет назад
Sadly, thats how dumb we are in electing legacy presidencies.
@sophocles8761
@sophocles8761 7 лет назад
keep those comments coming - funny as fuck
@josieanamajuste3650
@josieanamajuste3650 7 лет назад
That one is a rotten apple
@Caught_You200
@Caught_You200 7 лет назад
Trump shouldn't have bred
@MrVehicularmanslaugh
@MrVehicularmanslaugh 7 лет назад
everyone deserves bread, no one should go hungry. I thank you.
@stirthepot8892
@stirthepot8892 7 лет назад
Going off of Jr's math, if Trump wins in November, I'd take two handfuls.
@MrCardeso
@MrCardeso 7 лет назад
I'll take the rest.
@stirthepot8892
@stirthepot8892 7 лет назад
2,300 Syrian refugees came here in June. That's 2,300 skittles and not one of said skittles have killed anyone to this day. That's just June's skittles. How's that math, ace?
@andyitslit
@andyitslit 7 лет назад
"killed by a refugee in a terror attack" We all realize Trump Jr. is talking complete bullshit. Do you?
@lex7484
@lex7484 7 лет назад
You know the odds are actually numbers, correct? And that "3 in 200" is almost the textbook definition of 'odds'? I'm not sure which part of this has confused you.
@lex7484
@lex7484 7 лет назад
I wasn't addressing you, stirthepot, sorry. Your math is on point - and I'll take a few handfuls myself while we're at it. I was addressing the confused Trump supporter who seems to be asserting that odds have nothing whatsoever to do with numbers. (Because that somehow makes sense?)
@vaibhavgupta20
@vaibhavgupta20 7 лет назад
how did he picked all the right candies? he wasn't looking down.
@zelda6378
@zelda6378 7 лет назад
stephen is talkhost god.
@MrRingworld
@MrRingworld 7 лет назад
the guy under his desk was handing them to him
@Furral
@Furral 7 лет назад
Probably having an assistant handing him the right stuff. Or having the candy laid out in a pattern.
@outinthegrapes
@outinthegrapes 7 лет назад
yeah its kinda obvious when Stephen keeps fumbling the passes.
@jiado6893
@jiado6893 7 лет назад
Maybe it's his mute manboy, Andro.
@GhostShakz
@GhostShakz 7 лет назад
The entire Trump family look like villains
@imveryangryitsnotbutter
@imveryangryitsnotbutter 7 лет назад
Well it makes sense. We fashion many of our villains after the corrupt fat cats on Wall Street. And we do that because of all the times rich assholes have notably screwed over the poor. It's a self-sustaining cycle of douchebaggery.
@freedomliberty4464
@freedomliberty4464 7 лет назад
They look like true patriots. People like you fear them.
@imveryangryitsnotbutter
@imveryangryitsnotbutter 7 лет назад
Randy Delacerda What, exactly, do you deem to be the defining physical features of a patriot? I don't exactly see them marching out in red-white-and-blue spandex jumpsuits every day.
@Knight-Bishop
@Knight-Bishop 7 лет назад
True patriots aren't orange. They did wear wigs, though, I'll give you that.
@freedomliberty4464
@freedomliberty4464 7 лет назад
When I say they look like true patriots it's nothing physical it's everything with the content of character.
@kenotube3160
@kenotube3160 7 лет назад
Dang, I can't believe he couldn't figure out a way to work a Butterfinger in there.
@gracefullydone
@gracefullydone 7 лет назад
The M&M comment was gold
@Watchin4story
@Watchin4story 7 лет назад
If you said the bowl has poisoned skittles. I would be more worried if you were the one poisoning the skittles.
@chrismarco17
@chrismarco17 7 лет назад
This is Mike Huckabee's stupid peanut analogy all over again. Can't the Trumps think of anything original?
@MrCreeper1O2
@MrCreeper1O2 7 лет назад
No, no they can't. It's been established time and time again.
@blackvial
@blackvial 7 лет назад
considering he stole the meme from a feminist website
@samanthanickson6478
@samanthanickson6478 7 лет назад
+blackvial and borrowed the analogy from the nazis. they used m&m's
@TheWheelchairGuy
@TheWheelchairGuy 7 лет назад
Mike Fuckabee
@extrams0
@extrams0 7 лет назад
Nazi's are not left wing socialists. Left-wing politics supports social equality and egalitarianism ("equality for all people"). Nazis were for equallity - but not for all; only for the select group of people they found worth. Not the illigal immigrants. Not the people of religion they didn't like. Not for gays. ... jee that starts to ring a bell ...
@KodahSmith
@KodahSmith 7 лет назад
"If I had a bowl of skittles and I told you just 3 would kill you, would you take a handful?" Fuck yea I would, I hate my fucking life.
@EliDEVITTSpeaks
@EliDEVITTSpeaks 7 лет назад
A Trump using a dated Nazi analogy in a meme? How apropos..
@KenHeslip
@KenHeslip 7 лет назад
I'd screen each Skittle.....just like they do with refugees.
@thespasticmindofastonedguy3266
Yes, those skittles need EXTREME VETTING !
@KenHeslip
@KenHeslip 7 лет назад
The US does do extreme screening. In fact they recently just added extra steps to the screening process.
@yousuckatdrawing
@yousuckatdrawing 7 лет назад
+Ken Heslip HA HA HA yes the vetting process works so well all you have to do is throw away any ID and claim you are a Syrian refugee and they have to accept you. This Syrian refugee is 14 years old. I mean it would be pretty racist to call him a liar he's just a child... www.gatestoneinstitute.org/pics/large/1167.jpg
@kachimaruTV
@kachimaruTV 7 лет назад
+rhxll The way you screen them is the same way the U.S. has been doing for years. I believe John Oliver quoted the statistic that it takes 18-24 months to get into the U.S. with refugee status, claiming it was quicker to go through the Visa process.
@123AngelwingedDevil
@123AngelwingedDevil 7 лет назад
The reason Trump made his temporary muslim ban proposal was because Homeland Security does not have proper vetting in place.
@spacecowboy7607
@spacecowboy7607 7 лет назад
The candy puns are firey af hahaha
@faantasticas
@faantasticas 7 лет назад
I'm from Germany. We took more than 1 million refugees. This metaphor is inappropriate even here. Btw: we didn't cause this whole crisis.
@Rozmic
@Rozmic 7 лет назад
yes you did
@pacificalliance3782
@pacificalliance3782 7 лет назад
No they didn't. Britain, the US, Russia, and China did.
@adc8655
@adc8655 7 лет назад
Clinton influenced the migration crisis by voting for the Iraq war, pushing the war in Libya and supporting war in Syria.
@NKING1992
@NKING1992 7 лет назад
And that's why your country looks like shit.
@Astrobrant2
@Astrobrant2 7 лет назад
"No brown ones." But there is an orange one!
@Midnight-Starfish
@Midnight-Starfish 7 лет назад
Heard Trump Jr got a 100 Grand out of it too.
@Argumemnon
@Argumemnon 7 лет назад
Those aren't "smarties". Those are "rockets", Stephen!
@WhoIsDonThate
@WhoIsDonThate 7 лет назад
Hello, fellow Canuck.
@TheArsinoeHunter
@TheArsinoeHunter 7 лет назад
They are Rockets- in Canada Smarties- in the US Please do research before you comment... Unless this comment was meant as a joke in which case XD
@Ndasuunye
@Ndasuunye 7 лет назад
"Pleas do. Research before you comment...Unless this comment was meant as. A joke in which case. XD" Youre welcome (all error are intentionals)
@TheArsinoeHunter
@TheArsinoeHunter 7 лет назад
Ndasuunye I have no words.
@Ndasuunye
@Ndasuunye 7 лет назад
***** jeez didn't even get the joke. You suk bro
@KingOfMadCows
@KingOfMadCows 7 лет назад
Yet another reason not to take your kids to trick or treat at Donald Trump Jr.'s house.
@TrapGod_JackofAllTrades
@TrapGod_JackofAllTrades 7 лет назад
I feel bad for who ever happened to pick the poisonous one first out of the Olympic sized swimming pool.
@taurus1234
@taurus1234 7 лет назад
Damn, now i want candy.
@freshapplenews5076
@freshapplenews5076 7 лет назад
lol that ending line " fudge yourself " is very funny.
@randomnickify
@randomnickify 7 лет назад
ok, sweets rant was epic :D
@awashington8447
@awashington8447 7 лет назад
well played sir. well played
@FriedrichHerschel
@FriedrichHerschel 7 лет назад
Seriously, you guys over there have sweets named "Payday"?
@NobleKos
@NobleKos 7 лет назад
its like a babe ruth, but one has chocolate. I hardly have either so I don't know which one.
@chownful
@chownful 7 лет назад
babe ruth looks like a fucking turd, so it's the one with chocolate
@HachikoThePoochInugami
@HachikoThePoochInugami 7 лет назад
I tried Baby Ruth a number of times... but not Payday... probably not popular with overseas Filipinos at that time when sending packages of stuff.
@chownful
@chownful 7 лет назад
***** i like payday because it is healthy compared to most candy bars since it is just peanuts and caramel
@FriedrichHerschel
@FriedrichHerschel 7 лет назад
chownful You know that caramel is ~75% sugar and peanuts are ~50% fat? (Don't get me wrong ... if you like it - eat it, fine by me. But I wouldn't consider both things the healthiest stuff around).
@untoldtales8300
@untoldtales8300 7 лет назад
That M&M joke killed me.
@MikhailKalashnikovMiG
@MikhailKalashnikovMiG 7 лет назад
I just don't understand republicans today. Intellectuals just can't align with them anymore. Where and how on earth do they even get their statistics? A party that represents such stupidity shouldn't be this powerful
@roykeane8670
@roykeane8670 7 лет назад
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it
@Ben10cool932
@Ben10cool932 7 лет назад
Stephen Colbert is on a roll!
@niloyahmed7792
@niloyahmed7792 7 лет назад
Trump's son is lacking proper grammar, maybe he went to Trump university.
@83annak
@83annak 7 лет назад
"Fudge yourself!" I'm crying. I love Colbert so much.
@wulfsaga2
@wulfsaga2 7 лет назад
So if i take two, i wouldnt die?
@emilionavarro8159
@emilionavarro8159 7 лет назад
in troll physics yeah
@iyerviking
@iyerviking 7 лет назад
Either of the 3...
@dylanvakerics1738
@dylanvakerics1738 7 лет назад
By experience it hard to eat a bunch of skittles
@dylanvakerics1738
@dylanvakerics1738 7 лет назад
It is
@009Armo
@009Armo 7 лет назад
More chance of choking to death on skittles than being killed by a refugee.
@gamingwithryan7202
@gamingwithryan7202 7 лет назад
that roast tho lmao
@sdgdhpmbp
@sdgdhpmbp 7 лет назад
Skittles kill! Why are you all treating this like a joke? We should ban that delicious, sugary treat! I, for one, am glad Trump Jr alerted the nation.
@sdgdhpmbp
@sdgdhpmbp 7 лет назад
*One day later* I've been living a lie. I don't have self control. I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE! I NEED MUH SKITTLES MAN! AND I DON'T CARE IF THEY KILL ME!
@Brackynews
@Brackynews 7 лет назад
Delicious satire.
@mistyeyes101
@mistyeyes101 7 лет назад
"So go back to 5th Avenue, and fudge yourself" GOLD
@not_an_author8972
@not_an_author8972 7 лет назад
Those candy jokes were a magnificent piece of art. They were sequenced and timed perfectly, as was the grammar joke.
@tolbaszy8067
@tolbaszy8067 7 лет назад
Are the green ones Soylent?
@alfatazer_8991
@alfatazer_8991 7 лет назад
Both Soylent Green and refugees are people. I think this is a valid comparison!
@GRehillMusic
@GRehillMusic 7 лет назад
1 in 3.64 Billion? ........ So you're telling me there's a chance.
@jojo62842
@jojo62842 7 лет назад
Almost the same amount of chances of dying to cancer from iodized products.
@alvincay100
@alvincay100 7 лет назад
Can Colbert tell me what the odds are of my descendants in 200 years waking up in an Islamic America? Europe is already having trouble. We don't just not want terrorist. We don't want ANY Muslims.
@SalvoCristopher
@SalvoCristopher 7 лет назад
Dude by then we will have a war amongst America split between islamaphobs and other types of religious, idealistic belief prone people against the ones that are not resorting to fighting others so no the odds are horrible not even most 1 out of 1.4555 trillion i think
@bsarioz
@bsarioz 7 лет назад
Like 1/1000 of a chance of dying because of a thunder?
@DexTrraNox
@DexTrraNox 7 лет назад
I think DJT is trying to represent this with his skittles > sites.google.com/site/islamicthreatsimplified/home/how-many-muslims-are-there-how-many-are-jihadis
@GreenDragon11
@GreenDragon11 7 лет назад
That skit at the end, PRICELESS - ROFL!!!!
@NikAndFred
@NikAndFred 7 лет назад
Electing Trump is like playing russian roulette.. Electing Hillary is playing it with ALL the chambers full and thats a fact
@ravenwing199
@ravenwing199 7 лет назад
Sure but with Hill they're rubber bullets & a real one with trump it's will you get the chamber without a bullet?
@sciedpower
@sciedpower 7 лет назад
Electing Trump is being willfully destructive, possibly psychotic and in possession of extremely poor judgement in all matters imaginable. Electing Hillary is somewhere in the realm of normality.
@bingisbetter
@bingisbetter 7 лет назад
First of all, it's "that's" with an apostrophe. Secondly, you should look up what a fact is. Lastly, it's interesting that you bring up Russia when you talk about trump because that's what he wants to turn this country into.
@alexyang1841
@alexyang1841 7 лет назад
I think you don't know what facts are
@shorethings5456
@shorethings5456 7 лет назад
Are these all real brands...??? If so, that's genius.
@tobybartels8426
@tobybartels8426 7 лет назад
Except for ‘fudge’; you can tell that he made that up, since there was no package label.
@annholtwick142
@annholtwick142 7 лет назад
They're all real brands. It is genius.
@shorethings5456
@shorethings5456 7 лет назад
Ann Holtwick Thanks. We don't get a lot of them in the UK. Absolutely love this guy, he really makes me laugh, at the same time as making me think. Very clever!
@Dragonk116
@Dragonk116 7 лет назад
Yes they were all real bands.... I know certain countries have different candies, its normal
@perfectlyMessy
@perfectlyMessy 7 лет назад
Stephen and food puns! Instant like from me :)
@DanMuggeo
@DanMuggeo 7 лет назад
That was amazing. GJ to everyone involved in that skit.
@norcalnative5582
@norcalnative5582 7 лет назад
lmao this segment had me rolling
@nooralz6336
@nooralz6336 7 лет назад
I mean...Stephen Colbert for President for INFINITY??? Why not?!!
@BinShayor
@BinShayor 7 лет назад
People eat Syria go days without food,sometimes they eat grass :)
@imveryangryitsnotbutter
@imveryangryitsnotbutter 7 лет назад
Hey, I eat grass sometimes. Well, maybe "eat" is the wrong word.
@carpanthers4ever
@carpanthers4ever 7 лет назад
*bong noises followed by coughing
@dualmaester3349
@dualmaester3349 7 лет назад
I was waiting for dumdums, but the mike and ike one killed me. XD
@simoncarlile5190
@simoncarlile5190 7 лет назад
The best part is that the photograph of the Skittles bowl - which Jr. used _without permission_ - was taken by a refugee.
@toomielola3495
@toomielola3495 7 лет назад
I really want candy now
@tidegoesin_tidegoesout
@tidegoesin_tidegoesout 7 лет назад
Anybody else notice he held up Rockets when he said Smarties?
@bluebreeze404
@bluebreeze404 7 лет назад
Canadian spotted. They dont have smarties, and rockets are called smarties instead
@tidegoesin_tidegoesout
@tidegoesin_tidegoesout 7 лет назад
bluebreeze404 oh, sorry XD
@rancidmarshmallow4468
@rancidmarshmallow4468 7 лет назад
yea, in america they're called smarties.
@geneparmesan8748
@geneparmesan8748 7 лет назад
Americans don't have Smarties??
@abbyworchester5451
@abbyworchester5451 7 лет назад
We do...
@markmerk8967
@markmerk8967 5 лет назад
Whoever the writer was that wrote that bit should get a raise.... brilliant
@orangeapples
@orangeapples 7 лет назад
I suppose I would take a handful if it would require 3 bowls of skittles to kill me.
@wigsmey4462
@wigsmey4462 7 лет назад
I'm more scared of some crazy, white, conservative with guns, than a 2 year vetted refugee .
@TedGoranson69
@TedGoranson69 7 лет назад
Weird. I thought Trump was supposed to be the one dividing America.
@NOXYMOR
@NOXYMOR 7 лет назад
May I have the candy props after the show please?
@Toywins
@Toywins 7 лет назад
506 people have a SERIOUS humor deficiency, this was hilarious! 😂
@Animatronicbear
@Animatronicbear 7 лет назад
Brilliant as always!!
@bananatube6004
@bananatube6004 7 лет назад
Stephen may save this election yet
@theswan8154
@theswan8154 7 лет назад
"Would you take a handful?" That depends. Did Trump get elected?
@williamedward1666
@williamedward1666 7 лет назад
I love the blunt metaphors trauma episodes.
@HorseMuse
@HorseMuse 5 лет назад
Candy talk! Love it!
@lethargicastengah572
@lethargicastengah572 7 лет назад
"1 in 3.64 billion", pure bullshit
@invader8066
@invader8066 7 лет назад
The statistic isn't even relevant to the topic either. What he is saying is that the chances a random person will get killed by a refugee rather than any other cause of death is 1 in 3.64 billion, which seems plausible, but that doesn't mean that only 1 in 3.64 billion refugees will kill someone. I would guess that the chances that a random refugee will kill someone is much higher.
@The28studio
@The28studio 7 лет назад
enlight us with the truth then ?
@NeoTechni
@NeoTechni 7 лет назад
That'd mean only 2 people have ever been killed by refugees, which isn't even true THIS WEEK
@merchillio
@merchillio 7 лет назад
Techni Myoko In america, by REFUGEES, or terrorists posing as.
@NeoTechni
@NeoTechni 7 лет назад
America doesn't have 3.5 billion people. That's half the population of the planet. They're going by planet, not country. And refugees have certainly killed more than 1 person or they'd have no stats at all. So 1 in the populate of the entire USA would still be 1 in a much lower number. Either way you want to twist it, it's wrong.
@GustavoCLa
@GustavoCLa 7 лет назад
It is necessary to help the refugees but I would really like that self-righteous people would actually do something to stop what is making these people run away. Assad and ISIS will not go away through hashtags and UN speeches.
@TheRedRaccoonDog
@TheRedRaccoonDog 7 лет назад
They also won't go away through the US bombing its allies. What the fuck.
@nanditatiwari4372
@nanditatiwari4372 7 лет назад
King of Roast.
@khalidtaee1
@khalidtaee1 7 лет назад
Omg Stephen! You nailed it 😂😂😂
@Yoshilover46
@Yoshilover46 7 лет назад
Why Not Let Stephen Colbert run for Presidency?
@thesultanofsmack5957
@thesultanofsmack5957 7 лет назад
He did, and lost.
@luuketaylor
@luuketaylor 7 лет назад
Writing right on point with the Bernie Sandwiches bit!
@roseJ96
@roseJ96 7 лет назад
I love how the company that makes Skittles asked him to refrain from mentioning them in the future, lol.
@marcdorfner8446
@marcdorfner8446 7 лет назад
Dum Dum." lol ..you got it Stephen..I love you
@shiannemattson7158
@shiannemattson7158 7 лет назад
OMG the ending was awesome😂😂😂😂. thank you Mr.colbert
@C00kii0
@C00kii0 7 лет назад
Them candy puns 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@richardmoody2
@richardmoody2 7 лет назад
Dropping the grammar hammer good one Steph.
@ryleighchea6600
@ryleighchea6600 7 лет назад
the candies part tho xD
@Alevamltd
@Alevamltd 7 лет назад
I lost it at Dum Dum XD
@sonnyd2769
@sonnyd2769 7 лет назад
LMAO!!! Not going to lie all this talk about Skittles made me walk over to the vending machine to buy some
@vaneztax
@vaneztax 7 лет назад
I love this show. Beautiful way of candies analogy.
@Swnsasy
@Swnsasy 7 лет назад
ROFLOL, priceless.. This entire family is nuts!
@phenotypeafricana4105
@phenotypeafricana4105 7 лет назад
The candy skit at the end was hella SA-WEEEET!!!
@SabaDhutt
@SabaDhutt 7 лет назад
Nobody on TV comes even close to the level of genius and talent of Colbert. This man is a national treasure.
@QueenMegaera
@QueenMegaera 7 лет назад
Sweet Tooth says "hey, I make the candy-themed jokes around here!" ^^
@altitudeillume6060
@altitudeillume6060 7 лет назад
GENIUS PLUS HILARITY; AN EXCELLENT SKIT ON SKITTLES.
@nicoleakuezumba
@nicoleakuezumba 7 лет назад
okay the candy bit was hilarious
@kennyJRT
@kennyJRT 7 лет назад
Thank you so much Steven!! That was amazing!
@prabhendu
@prabhendu 7 лет назад
have to give it up for the candies.... that was some clever stuff....
@Harry_S._Plinkett
@Harry_S._Plinkett 7 лет назад
That was the funniest product placement I've ever seen.
@gauravgummaraju
@gauravgummaraju 7 лет назад
The ending reminded me of Michael Scott's business lecture at Ryan's business school
@dainiu
@dainiu 7 лет назад
He really has a good research team behind him...gathering up all that punny candy
@mefford67
@mefford67 4 года назад
*That was beautiful!* 😂😂😂
@sneeblads
@sneeblads 7 лет назад
Stephen, mad respect for the subtle Victor Borge reference with that period sound!!!
@jessragan6714
@jessragan6714 3 года назад
Four years later, this is still brilliant!
@kaoko111
@kaoko111 7 лет назад
Man, Stephen, Oliver, Green and Noah just keep getting better and better on this. They are savage.
@lukoradulic5340
@lukoradulic5340 7 лет назад
Product placement in this segment actually payed for the entire season.
@jennifergonzales8915
@jennifergonzales8915 7 лет назад
😂😂😂😂😂 Wonderful!! He's wonderful!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Great way to stick it to him lol
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