Doggy dash, DONKS,sweet sentience,new light and match made Hit harder than my nonexistent dad beating the shit out of me for buying too much FNAF merch
of ur sleep. “Oh god,” you might be thinking, but in a minute you will be more disturbed. ya see, you heard it coming from next door. Pretty normal huh? Well, a random boombox got thrown over the fence and landed in ur swimming pool. It then started playing “ barbie girl” and didn’t stop. Next minute, this dood (the donks doggo) emerged from ur lemonade and started head butting ur toes. Then he head butted the window of ur house and it smashed!!? Also, it went into your fridge and climbed into ur cabbage. Then you decided to eat the cabbage and you went blind. Next minute, you turned into this short stubby creature (donks doggo dood) and started eating the pathway. It tasted like fresh bush leaves and you started eating the pathway more. You then returned to ur human self and this story happened over, and lever, and over. The end. “Wait, there’s not an end… this is your life now.” Also, if u ever feeling like you have been life rickrolled, just think of this sentence, farewell, human.
