Double alpha training 

And to do that, you must wrestle the sun to bring it closer to earth

@@docomega7862 and then fight a jaguar

So that’s what’s going on. I guess a lot of people are trying to be mega alpha.

@@neilkurzman4907 it’s an endless cycle of upward performance not rooted in reality. She said “double alpha” as if she needs the energy of TWO ALPHAS to be okay!! That’s when you said “mega alpha”, I laughed. How many alphas does it take for make one mega alpha. Feels like a game of Pokémon.

To do this, buy every single factory on the planet and buy every single forest and combine the both

They do sound like a threat to Zoo animals and Archaeologists.

​@@countdracula7896We have to tell PETA about this one

@@Paganini-Liszt there a bit busy killing a little girl’s puppy

@@countdracula7896And god. But you have to make him exist so you can kick him in the taint. And after that, he doesn't actually say you have to _kill_ god.

Or explore their sexuality 🫨😬

At least the stampede didn't! Welcome to club double α!

That implies Mufasa isnt a double alpha.

@@Greenphantom16 mufasa is the pride he has no need for alpha status

@@KingBullDogg true.

Ikr 😂

Have a great day you awesome piece of human flesh 😊

Alphas don’t feel “down” LOL

I respect your name

That math proved that there is no triple alpha there is alpha, double alpha, and infinite alpha. 😋 Correction: I failed the test. There is alpha and double alpha only, since as Zach proved, double alpha equals infinite alpha. I will have to take the class again. 😔

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at a Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

​@@jw8160In fact, it said double alpha equals infinite alpha, so there is only alpha and double/infinite alpha

@@seanmadson8524 thanks for the correction. I would have failed the test. 🤣

@@jw8160 No worries, pretty sure we'd all be screwed when the stampede comes

Brilliant. You genius, you🤣

ahhh, I see an Abbot and Costello fan here

@@Quasi-Real I didn't know there were still more of us out there.

My proudest achievement is proving that a variable was equal to itself

They very adorably have whole family systems. But everyone helps to raise pups, babysit, and hunt. A lone wolf "alpha" will likely die without the assistance of a pack. We all need someone to help us in life and yep, that goes for wolves as well 😊

Wow look at these double betas

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Otoh there is a balance in that someone does have to be the one to break off and create new packs sometimes. There has been some research that found a parasite that increased risk taking made wolves more likely to leave their pack, which vastly increased their chance of becoming a pack leader... but also vastly increased their chance of mortality. Basically the parasite needs a cat to breed in, so it evolved to make wolves break off from their pack so they can be prey to one. So a lot of natural "Alphas" are sick loners that are actually prey animals for cats... cougar chow.

In the timeless words of hbomberguy: "all of those self described 'Alphas' are just talking about how important they will be once you locked them in a cell".

And having that as the conclusion annoys me. Seriously, why do people accept the premise that "humans are free"? Most humans imprison themselves in their own mental box. Doing stuff like being forever "stuck" doing jobs they hate or dislike because they believe no alternative. Just because humans are technically "free" is not equal to saying many humans are not also "imprisoned". In conclusion. Yes, the study was wrong, as it only applies to animals in confinement. NO, that does NOT mean it does not work with humans, just because most peoples confinement is of their own mental making. Trying to argue that it isn't the case for humans "in the abstract" is pointless to me, since in practice it very much applies to half of humanity.

Jokes on you i can breathe in space

Going to reyvghexsky diving thing and Ii I Ii .. Became a pancake

Double Alphas don`t skydive, they dropkick Earth

until they're a part of the ground

not for long

A woman's worth can be defined as 1/(number of alphas they claim to need). Since Zack proved that 2 alpha = infinite alpha, that woman's worth can be defined as 1/infinity.

@@macvos LMAO

Not if you're a double alpha engineer

I think we’ve found that your identity is beta = -1

If you are to have a spike in your uploads, it makes most sense to do it in December. Ads pay more in the Christmas season.

dibs on doble alfa squered

Dibs on double alpha times the speed of squared plus pi times 44 divided by .000001

Alpha but math stuff

Claimed

Here

I'm curious how you think that has anything to do with being entitled? Idiotic, delusional or insecure I could definitely see, but not entitlement.

But 'alpha' = meaningless, therefore alpha = null. Any two nulls are considered equal, so double null also equals null. Therefore it doesn't matter how many alphas they add, the result is always meaningless, null, and therefore the same.

@@macvos in programming any two nulls are usually considered not equal as nothing can be equal to null.

@@Laszer271 you're obviously correct when talking about things like SQL. But the outcome of comparing anything to two different nulls will always be the same, so two nulls are still the same, but can't be compared directly.

Alpha 2.0

You induce having nightmares to challenge them so that they can be scared of you. That asserts dominance.

sleep with your eyes wide open? no! sleep with a grandma and then armwrestle a lion, this asserts domiannce...

Lmaooo

Please don't try to fight a rhino

@@acompleterandom7360 Anyone who does try can only be helping to improve the gene pool.

​@@acompleterandom7360beta males just dont get it do they.

@@acompleterandom7360 Fight a polar bear instead

That’s not an upgrade

Show 'em hoe_math's Double Alpha video.

Horrible?

sigma balls

Omega alpha (as in, order of omega)

No you see sigmas are cool because they trancend and are beyond the scale. (Its guys who don't have the stereotypical "alpha features" but still want to sound cool on the manly horoscope scale)

Sigmas are beyond in the meta sense of not giving a sh*t, basically, lol

@@Dr.Fluffles Anyone who uses terms like alpha or sigma unironically gives way tooo many shits about these goofy things.

Alphas are at the top of the hierarchy Sigmas ignore the hierarchy and say "I do what I want". EDIT: Oh by the way just in case anyone thinks I'm actually dumb enough to believe this I don't I'm just explaining the (wrong) idea.

That building might be a hired box with a cardboard door...

A triple-alpha, naturally

​@@TrouvatkiDePercusion 😂 Certainly he is infinity raised to infinity times "Alpha"

@@anugrahitshukla759 Praises be

It’s just gonna be a video of god cucking someone. again (Technically)

Commence screaming and shaking the world for the next 5 minutes.

Usually, if a product gets into alpha phase twice, it's considered a fail. Looking at Andrew Tata, I'd agree.

And thats why your not a double alpha. Lol

​@@wor1dconquerer170 you're*