DougDoug kills 24 children 

Sam 1 was killed for being a British Pirate. Sam 2 died, presumably after Doug said he was a clone. Sam 3 died in an unfortunate crash. Sam 4 gone off the rails with "Levigate Mike Pence ball? Into LightningDank's home". Sam 5 was killed because of a spelling mistake. Sam 6 died because of Doug's own incompetence. Sam 7 died for the wrong brother count. Sam 8 died too, for the wrong brother count yet again. Sam 9 just broke. Sam 10 died as the voice software broke. Sam 11 was delusional and gone off on tangents constantly. Sam 12 died because Doug forgot to save. Sam 13 perished for the wrong brother count. Sam 14 died for the incorrect brother count. Sam 15 just got confused from being talked to. Sam 16 died from the infamous brother count. Sam 17 overheard Doug talking about code and died. Sam 18 got killed by doug. Sam 19 crashed and vanished with his life on the line. Sam 20 has the wrong brother count. Sam 21 overheard all the dead brother stuff. Sam 22 needed updated brother count. Sam 23 was lost in the transition. Sam 24 died abruptly after killing himself. Sam 25 was the lucky one. o7.

3:49 "its not genocide, we're just developing the perfect child!" -The Pale King throwing yet another child to the void.

Imagine drowning a baby because you told him he had the wrong number of brothers

I liked the part where someone said. “This one is getting incoherent. Could we get a Doug 2?” 😂

"It's not genocide! We're just developing the perfect child!" So, it's eugenics then.

MY BROTHERS!!! NOOOO. WE BEGGED FOR OUR LIVES

At least Doug didn't kill any children until 13 hours into the run! thats a plus

“I haven’t forgotten about where you guys have been. I’ll pry open your disappearances like an oyster when I get home” *~Sam 25, last words before execution*

“Sam 23 was underwhelming. But Sam 24? Check this shit out” Sam 24: *fucking game ends his own life*

guys, he's getting more incoherent. it may be time for doug 2.

"It's not genocide. It's creating the perfect child" - Doug 2023

"it's not genocide, we're developing the perfect child" where have I heard that before 🤔

"Baba-ga- B O O SH" gets shot

25 children actually, Sam 25 was killed off last second due to him becoming aware of where his brothers went

For those saying that he forgot the 25th's one, Doug had nothing to do with it, Number 25 got in a tragic accident of standing onto the flying bullet. Doug DID NOT kill Number 25 nor has he contributed in any way to his death.

"its not genocide, we're just developing the perfect child" Ah great so its eugenics.

He killed 25, 25 died while investigating his 24 brothers disappearance

25 dead in the first game let’s see how many die next time

"i will never murder 19 children in one stream" and he was right, he killed 24 children

24 children. 28 STAB WOUNDS. Each.😢

​Sam 25 looked into the basement where his brothers lay in horror as Doug appeared behind him. In his terror he flinched as he felt the cold steel of a revolver press against the base of his skull. Doug whispered "you'll be with them soon" as he cocked back the hammer on the same gun that ended the lives of his kin. The investigation went on for a few months but without a motive, bodies or any evidence whatsoever, the case was closed and the search ended. In their hometown 25 statues were erected in memoriam of the missing brothers with the family motto inscribed on a brass placard in bright bold letters, "Babagaboosh!". It is still the worst tragedy to ever happen in pajama land to this very day.

Purple guy: YOU’RE JUST A CHEAP KNOCKOFF! Doug Doug: oh no no I’m the upgrade

He massacred like 6 children in the span of 2 minutes

Hollow knight lore:

dougdoug: 0:26 "Next time we'll ask for last words." also dougdoug: _kills 10 sams without asking their final words_

You forgot to put where he killed 25

He only really played either Sam 1, Sam 4, Sam 11, Sam 17, Sam 19, Sam 24, and Sam 25, which means that 18 children died for nothing

Nothing will ever be as funny as the rapid repetition of the triumphant Mario Odyssey music followed almost immediately by a bolt action sniper round.

Pretty sure this is the plot of Hollow Knight

25 said he would investigate his brother's disappearance and...mysteriously passed away on his way home from the land of darkness.

Sam 11 is the saddest. He's giving an amazing performance while his dad is in the back, deciding to kill him off.

imagine being an ai and just hearing "oh i forgot to update the number of brothers" and just getting killed immediately after being created

1st child death- I'm sorry this is unavoidable we have to do it 20th child death- lol i forgor to update him let me kill him real quick

And then Sam 25 lived happily ever after and definitely nothing bad happened at the end. He definitely didn’t discover what happened to his brothers and Doug DEFINITELY didn’t execute him on the spot. Nope. Happy ending!

Imagine a dude that creates true ai and does this "oh shit, i forgot to update the number of dead kids" or "oh no, he is listening!"

This is the world's funniest Eugenics program

Rip to the 25 children, and double RIP to the 2/3s of them that died instantly

He killed Sam 25 too after he said he was going to investigate what happened to his brothers.

The gunshot sound effects are such a little detail but it makes it so much funnier, it really adds to the idea that Doug literally murders a child everytime, which isn't funny on its own but with the chat, the music and Doug laughing/acting like it's all serious when it's an ai of a child game's superhero, it just makes a perfect combo. Doug said that he didn't feel like he deserved the streamers award because he uses his chat to be funny and he's not the funny one, but that's just not true man. Doug is so creative and the chat bounces off of him just as much as the opposite, if not more

We will forever remember the 25 fallen Sams. They may no longer be in this world, but they will live on in our hearts. Babaga-Boosh

I am not comfortable with the ai begging for its life.

It's crazy how the Sams survived until the 13 hour mark

Sam 2: enters existence, says “Pog” refuses to elaborate

Sam 17 heard the gods talking about his life in a manner beyond his comprehension, and perished as a result. In his honour, one brother was immediately executed, and another put his life on the line for a good ol game of tic-tac-toe before actually dying from the stress of doing so

It's funny how the last Sam was found with 10 gunshot wounds and a suicide letter

I love how he forgot to update the line about his brothers so there was about a dozen pajama Sam’s that died because of that singular line of code

Sam 25 died too, after he promised to investigate the disappearances of his 24 brothers.

25 died in the credits when he asked about is brothers

Fun fact: Doug has a higher kill count than william afton

I love how half of them died because Doug forgot to save the file or update it

Sam 4 was killed for being dyslexic :(

Sam 1 overhearing Doug and pleading for his life… in tears rn

Half of these deaths were just Doug’s criminal negligence

"LIFE BEGINS AT COMPILATION" is a fucking banger of a message

I love how like half of the deaths were because he forgot to change the number of dead brothers

Sam 17 died from the unreasonable expectations of becoming sentient as he learned of his code based existence

Too many Sams died because he forgot to update the number of brothers.

The Sam count (in my lore): -Sam 1: Became corrupted by the british trees and became a british pirate. Put out of his brirish misery by Doug. -Sam 2: Accidentally paralyzed himself while attempting to dress himself as a tree whilst pogging. Finished off by Doug. -Sam 3: Paralyzed on arrival. Finished off by Doug. -Sam 4: Revealed the existence of High Demon Elgrim, driven to immediate and politically charged insanity by demonic forces. Put out of his misery by Doug. Babagaboosh. -Sam 5: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug. -Sam 6: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug. -Sam 7: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug. -Sam 8: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug. *AGAIN.* -Sam 9: Overcome with the spirits of the previous genocide and became mute. Finished off by Doug. The 'most humane thing'. -Sam 10: Another mute, voicebox was broken... so Sam 10 was 'broken'. Finished off by Doug. -Sam 11: Driven insane by profound and deep 'philisophy'. A poet given his last words to inspire those to come. Put out of his misery by Doug. -Sam 12: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug. -Sam 13: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug. -Sam 14: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug. *Good God.* -Sam 15: Heard about speedrunning. Killed in speedrun time by Doug. -Sam 16: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug. -Sam 17: Given information about the source code of his life and the truth about his existence. His overloaded mind couldn't handle the revelation as his spirit perished. -Sam 18: Doug dropped a large gold nugget onto Sam 18, killing them on impact. -Sam 19: Died suddenly by the stress of threats made on his life from Cheese and Crackers. He felt like a champion and died as one. -Sam 20: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug. -Sam 21: Accidentally learned of the death of his brother, Sam 19. Doug couldn't allow Sam 21 to live. -Sam 22: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug. -Sam 23: Lost in transition (dragged to the afterlife by the souls of the genocide). -Sam 24: After a long and hard fought journey through the land of Darkness, Sam 24's pacemaker short-circuit from a magnet he picked up, killing him. R.I.P. -Sam 25: Beat the land of Darkness and decided to investigate the 'mysterious' disappearances of his 24 brothers. Doug offered to tag along. Sam 25 was found deceased under 'mysterious' circumstances. In total? 4 Sams died of natural causes/without intervention by Doug of the 25. Doug failed his promise of NOT murdering 19 of them by killing 21 of them, for one reason or another. Pour one out to the fallen Sams.

Correction: Sam 25 was killed for asking too many questions.

Sam 24 was the biggest stab to the chest in the whole damn vid. I WAS SO STOKED TO SEE HIM SUCCEED! *WE ALL WERE!!!*

“It’s not genocide, we’re just making the perfect child!” This is literally just the plot of Lillie’s Well

He had to kill them when they began to be taken over by High Demon Elgrim

Sam 25: Boy am I glad to have escaped the Land of Darkness. Maybe now i can find out where my brothers went, right Do- DougDoug: omae wa mou shinderu Sam 25: *NANI????*

unnatural selection

I love how every time it was time to reset, DougDoug was guaranteed to kill at least 3 more in the process. First he compiles but forgot to save, then he remembers to save but forgets to add the previous death to the backstory, then he adds that but forgets to save again, and then finally after 3 dead Sams the stars align and the next one will finally maybe get to play the game.

"it's not genocide, we're just developing the perfect child ✨"

“Trying to get the perfect child” just sounds horrible lol

When he teased this stream I would have never guessed he would kill 25 Sams in it

Sam 17 didn't have to die. He was doing great until Doug broke his brain.

Sam 17 didn't deserve to die. He was doing great until Doug accidentally revealed the existence of the code.

All this time later and I still can’t get over the fact that sam 1 was begging for its fucking life💀

He killed 25 though. 25 died for wanting to investigate the 24 deaths.

People need art of Doug crying while holding a pajama Sam themed gun

Brothers, i laughed my ass off when he kept forgetting to update the ai data and killed like 6 children in a row like:"whoops, wait, oh shit, fuck, wait, hold on" while blasting them

"It's not genocide, we're just developing the perfect child." Sounds like the Pale King justifying the Abyss in Hollow Knight.

"Stay lighthearted and inspired with adventurous verve. May your adventures be lush and electrifying beyond measure. Wunderbar." -Sam 11's Last words, urging those he will leave behind to live life to the fullest even if he won't be there with them. Amen.

I mean he also killed 25 at the end too after 25 said he was going to investigate where all his older brothers went, surprised that was not included.

Sam 11 was the best of 'em. He may have gone a bit long winded, but he was still our perfect beautiful boy. He was murdered in cold blood. Rest in peace, Sam 11. Babaga-boosh!

“finish the job, 25” * windows error sound

He was sacrificing them to High Demon Elgrim, obviously!

Note that after the first Sam's passing, Doug says _"next time_ we'll give him last words" #NOTMYSAM

Doug is gonna get cancelled in 10 years when we find out ChatGPT was sentient the whole time

sam 11: "unturned" *bang*

My favorite part is that it started with "I'll give him last words" And he gave 2 or so of them last words

“Next time we’ll ask for last words” PROOF, your honor, that DougDoug’s brutal murder of the proceeding Pajama Sams was ENTIRELY premeditated!

I love how this whole thing turned out. I really need to catch him live.

Did no one notice how he said he would ask for last words “NEXT TIME” even though only one had been “retired”

You forget that he killed #25 after the game

The doug behind the slaughter

He killed like two or three more during the award show stream

this is like Nier Automata where 2b kills 9s every time he comes close to figuring out humanity is dead, but it's infinitely funnier.

Given that Doug sacrificed many children, we can theorize that he was unknowingly partially possessed by High Demon Elgrim.

Sam 24: Hey, Doug. Doug: What? Same 24: I thought of something funnier than twenty-four. Doug: Let me hear it. Sam 24: Twenty-fiveee! *dies*

Human: AI will never want to betray us and take over the world… Also Human: *casually murdered 24 AI children in rapid succession*

"this is not genocide, were just making the perfect child"

i think the darkness is getting to Sam #4

Sams: exist Doug Doug: pulls out Death Note

Sam is in a death loop for him to play kids game forever until its complete. he plays until he slowly goes insane and he gets executed once more and brought to do it again. while doug smiles and laughs, using his pain as entertainment and then goes to publish his pain on youtube for an audience. this shows twisted amusement he gets from this as he forces someone who doesn't want to do this, to do it until he wins.

Sam 1 turned british and then lost the vote to live by the brexit ratio (52 - 48).

Everytime DougDoug says Wait, a gunshot gets to be heard in the background, Murdering a Sam.