DPS in a Nutshell - WoW Classic Machinima

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There's something magical about gazing longingly into that DPS meter, every fight, and try your best to climb those ranks to the very top. If you succeed, you ascend, becoming one with the universe. But sometimes Xxxfeetdestroyer, comes in and shatters your dreams by getting to the top with a better class than you, then proceeding to post the DPS stats from the previous fight a couple of times just to establish how much better they are.
DPS are a special and you can't live with them or without them.
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@CaptainGrim 4 года назад

Everyone knows that the best DPS move is to taunt the mob that the tank is tanking, and then brag about your dps being so high that it steals the aggro 🙏 Remember to Share, Comment and Subscr

@henzohenrique3148 4 года назад

wanted subtitled in Portuguese 😥

@Kakio 4 года назад

I'm gonna share my comments of contempt for you.

@gandalfwhite4614 4 года назад

Nice video dude keep it up 😀

@WarsunGames 4 года назад

Ah. So comforting.

@Hunt3rseeker 4 года назад

We missed you!

@AlonePopTart 4 года назад

The raid leaders silent thousand yard stare is too real.

@zaooza34 4 года назад

I hope he was afk

@user-jd9sj1mq2b 4 года назад

@Sightless_Seeker story of my life

@beaudyvanderzouw2227 4 года назад

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

@Razvan528 4 года назад

It was so good i cries

@johannathorn6652 4 года назад

Actual footage of his soul leaving his body

@getonleagueguys7557 4 года назад

"I have nothing going for me in life other than being a good DPS in a video game" I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

@McconneIIRet 4 года назад

Spending 600g on consumables for the easiest raids in WoW

@juancarlossantosrosado5888 4 года назад

Every LFR player ever...

@akadayo 4 года назад

Wow, that's literally me, we have so much in common! Except the good DPS part.

@oranges1008 4 года назад

I feel attacked ngl

@Scarletraven87 4 года назад

Well, there has to be a reason If everyone hates you for wiping parties over a shallow top10 list.

@NevanSlone 4 года назад

“Oh look the hunter pulled the boss again” How did you capture such perfection?

@ReiherAllendi 4 года назад

don't forget the pet thats not on passive, always stealing aggro from tank

@lebowski3748 3 года назад

@@ReiherAllendi you dont need to put it on passive wtf? Just disable automatic taunt... Man you are not rly good at wow arent you?

@devinwhite5064 3 года назад

@@lebowski3748 from your reaction i can tell you were one of the characters in this video

@lebowski3748 3 года назад

@@devinwhite5064 The rogue but i read my abilities and use them :>

@elsorichard 2 года назад

On top of that, it is a hunter called "Legollass". (Legolas name is taken by a lvl 17 hunter on the server, inactive since 2015) This is how you produce quality content.

@DrFaustVII 4 года назад

1. No matter the class or spec, pop everything at the same time to burst 2. Stand in the fire for crit buff, any movement is a dps reduction anyway 3. Blame non-top-5 dps for combat time 4. Blame tanks for aggro problems 5. Blame heals for wipes

@TheDraakheated 4 года назад

i mean, everything you said is true

@ps5056 4 года назад

For some time standing on fire was a dps boost for warriors for real

@TWEAKLET 4 года назад

well warrior still gains rage from taking damage

@Flufferz626 4 года назад

Or you can be like my ex-guild lead who asked people to stand in the fire to enhance his healing parses.

@gokublack8342 3 года назад

4 is true though doesn't matter how much dps I do just do your job and hold agro you dumb tanks xD

@LandoHitman 4 года назад

"It's got a knife!" These videos make me laugh so hard!

@craxhax6751 4 года назад

same lol

@LandoHitman 4 года назад

@Ar D because the whelp is dangerous all by itself. The knife is basically like bringing sand to the beach.

@TheJonko21 4 года назад

i woulda found it funny aswell if i was still 8 that is.

@Powerofriend 4 года назад

@@TheJonko21 We all grieve for your long lost sence of humour. :c

@hokma3106 4 года назад

@@TheJonko21 kinda sad that you can't laugh from a simple joke, go watch grandmaster play chess

@fewber1897 4 года назад

That welp pulling the knife killed me. Great job Grim , as always

@CaptainGrim 4 года назад

ty fewb

@coolsolder Год назад

"oh shit he is got a knife" xD

@NixxiomOnYouTube 4 года назад

Absolutely glorious, as always!

@CaptainGrim 4 года назад

thanks man, I appreciate it :)

@rickyrowell7411 3 года назад

Your both amazing

@bobfreeze 3 года назад

I love moist towelettes, GLORIUS

@BenDover-gc4xs 3 года назад

Ooooh, ishnu-alah weary nixxiom!

@matthewh8005 3 года назад

It’s almost like what you used to make @nixxiom before you became a shill

@SzotyMAG 4 года назад

That assault rifle dwarf hunter made me spit my food

@lakesheadtv7762 4 года назад

and he's shooting a bow lololol even better

@BrunoMalherbe 4 года назад

that brought me to tears it was so comical

@NecrolicVG 4 года назад

haha same

@LemmyWinkz 4 года назад

hahah yeah dropped it!

@MrPeaceFroggy 4 года назад

Yeah hahah that got me

@RadiakZaboing 4 года назад

Everybody gangster until the welpling pulls out a knife.

@EnderGoku9001 4 года назад

everyone gangsta until the night elf starts grabbing his groin 3:00

@pile-o-nonsense3688 4 года назад

They are so deadly, they are already *BORNE WITH THE KNIFE!*

@johannathorn6652 4 года назад

"What do you have?" "A knife!" "NO!"

@demonpride1975 4 года назад

oh shit the welpling has a knife run. just like the crab pet you can get from suramar that you can equip a knife on.

@muse6815 3 года назад

@@demonpride1975 Mess with the crabbo, you get the stabbo

@vermin6107 4 года назад

The quality of this one is off the charts I am unironically very impressed

@graveyardoperations7407 Год назад

Off the DPS charts even!

@cottoncandy3577 4 года назад

The whelp with the knife will be my new background. Thank you very much.

@feliciap4036 4 года назад

Cōttōn Candy it’s been my background for 3 weeks now

@leiitv1605 4 года назад

"I've got nothing going on in life except be the best dps in a video game" made me laugh so hard but contemplate my existence a few seconds later... love this

@ZugzugZugzugson 4 года назад

"BACK, BACK YOU BEASTS" lol

@derrick9452 4 года назад

That's the part that got me too. Gonna use that next raid.

@martonszalontai8320 4 года назад

Onyxia being like “EEELELELELEEEE” killed me

@shml5231 4 года назад

same oh my fucking god, so many things killed me in this video btw

@alexnexus83 4 года назад

Thats tyler1 voice

@OrderPrerogative 2 года назад

@Rakanarshi2 4 года назад

My guild had to ban DPS meters at the time because we kept trying to out do eachother and getting killed for this reason. After we did that, we sort of listened more. Cause with the DPS meters, it's like, if you arn't getting high numbers, you arn't pulling your weight.

@Tauroi 4 года назад

Or get tanks who are not afk?

@tengil4595 4 года назад

Honestly that's very smart idea. I will suggest this to my guild

@CogniVision 4 года назад

I tell everyone to turn off their DPS meters before a boss pull. They don't listen though.

@heavylancer2556 4 года назад

In Final Fantasy XIV, there's no DPS meter available. This video sums up every single reason why it doesn't have one (unless you use 3rd party tools that may or may not be breaking the terms of service).

@Bjarkenb 4 года назад

DPS meters are good to examine after a fight or wipe, but having them up during the fight awakens the eldritch number-cruncher in us all.

@robertpugh3143 4 года назад

"Stand back! Back you beasts! The tank needs to build up threat!" Omg that bit killed me, that priest is a hero.

@magesticalmysterium6856 Год назад

given they seem to be holding a spear the *Might* be a paladin, or else have a Staff that Looks like a Spear, but yea, You don't often get groups like you used to back in the Original Lifespan

@UTM88 Год назад

"THE HUNTER PULLED THE BOSS AGAIN" I feel this one in my soul.

@jacksanity7508 4 года назад

2:21 anybody hear the mage saying frostbolt over and over lol

@emisor9272 3 года назад

Frostbolt! Frostbolt! Who wants a... Frostbolt!

@jewsephjewstar5914 4 года назад

Is anyone really not gonna mention that this is damn good animation for a machinima? Like I was so impressed on how detailed everything was. Keep it up!

@MyidolGwen 3 года назад

flawless animation, he can really make these wow player models come to life, its hilarious bc blizzard cant even come close to this quality with their ingame cinematics (cringey iceskating walking and awkward physics)

@dieforfunk 4 года назад

The whelp part mortally wounded me the ”oh shit he’s got a knife” comment, killed me Hahahahah

@Fantasygirl126 4 года назад

I'm getting war flashbacks with DPS standing in AOE and trying not to make them die. :'(

@octav3k 4 года назад

War(craft). War(craft) never changes.

@sjakierulez 4 года назад

As a paladin healer, if it isn't a tank it dies

@darkwhispersstories47 4 года назад

@Kaboom Baby warlocks be like :..Sigh you guys know how hard soulstones are right..? Tanks:Heya healers need some help here Healer:Guys..thats legit a 10 m Radius Big red Fire MOVE! Dps:LEEROOOOOOOOIY JENNNNNNKINS!!! Raid Leader: Leave Grup/Leave Guild/Logout Corner cry roll..cry a lot

@victoryarn4381 4 года назад

The quality of animation is godlike given what you work with

@BitterComments 4 года назад

LOL. This was me this past Wednesday on Vaelastrasz. I execute spammed so hard I wiped the whole guild 😂

@Jonseredi 4 года назад

There hasn't been a BWL clear in our guild without one of the fury tards wiping the guild at least once on Vael so this hits right in the feels...

@Jonseredi 4 года назад

@Stinkmeaner Sounds like you have no idea how that fight works

@haavar10 4 года назад

@Stinkmeaner horde or ally?

@IndeedIAm 4 года назад

I do the same shit, 5k crit at 100 rage and it's over.

@MaeseEidos 4 года назад

@Stinkmeaner Close to zero people care buddy.

@DwasTV 4 года назад

God the use of tyler1 sound effects are a amazing addition. I was just looking at your channel too because you haven't uploaded in a while.

@CaptainGrim 4 года назад

Yep, I have been very busy with other things sadly. Hopefully I'll have more time for videos soon!

@TaIathar 4 года назад

@@CaptainGrim Always remember: Quality over Quantity. If your videos suck, no one will watch them. Life comes first.

@kylebennett4196 4 года назад

This may be your greatest work ever. The machine gun had me dying

@kainpasis5139 4 года назад

I can see you've sat in on one of our raids and recorded our progress here.

@IndeedIAm 4 года назад

The nixxiom of the modern day has arrived... And has stolen the title of best machinima maker!!! CaptainGrim is a god!!!

@user-cn7gr3wm9g 4 года назад

Since that fatty isn't doing any content anymore, except for "TOP 10 SOMETHING THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT", yes.

@EnderGoku9001 4 года назад

Электрик Гоша without mooclucking helping him, there aint really a good reason for him to do more machinimas

@Metalton95 4 года назад

Wait, did Nixxiom do machinima’s back in the day? I only remember him for being that annoying “why? Because I love it” guy, who seldom brings forth an actual argument..

@burningshine5524 4 года назад

@@user-cn7gr3wm9g That you don't care about*

@sscaesar3569 4 года назад

@@Metalton95 making funny contents is not easy like making instant noodle.

@BrunoMalherbe 4 года назад

Cannot stress how fuckin comical the section from 2:20 to 2:35 is man, it brings me to tears and I watched it like 20 times. The music, the timing, the ak-47 hunter, WHY does onyxia goes "uaaahhhuuu", the big eyes on the two morons, all while the other guy is staring, feeling empty. Truly perfect editing, the rythm is on point, I know I'm gonna come back for it again and again, thanks for the laugh man.

@CaptainGrim 4 года назад

You flatter me and im happy you like it! I do appreciate it

@rodgoesinya9947 Год назад

Frostbolt Frostbolt Frostbolt

@koontakenteater 8 месяцев назад

that bit just totally fucked me up, crying at the elf with the open mouth errrring

@RocketarmsMedia 4 года назад

Great video. The evil grin on that night elf's face during those swings was good shit

@Tomatowormprince 4 года назад

"BACK YOU BEAST!"

@ExtraLexical 4 года назад

This... This is beautifully accurate and part of the reason I play healer. I can't be bothered with those "omg your dps is trash so you're useless" idiots xD I've seen these scenarios in this video waaaaaay too many times

@MidWitPride 4 года назад

There are healers with that same mentality as well. Instead of DPS they obsess over warcraft logs parsels. Then they believe they are the best thing ever, because their guild runs MC with 4 healers instead of 10 and has assigned him 2 personal innervates just so he can have all the healing done for himself. If you want to see people trying out all kinds of desperate, completely useless for the raid cheese strategies, competitive healing parsels is the place for you. Lengths these people will go to, to be #1 at something is astonishing.

@NatTardis 4 года назад

OMG your healing done is so trash so you're useless

@Akandofaul 4 года назад

dude, your overhealing is shit! Stop going OOM! :p

@ShadowOfHistory-wn1xh 4 года назад

Your hps is lover than dd with healing potion, trash. Why can`t you be like that top priest.

@Flufferz626 4 года назад

We have people heal sniping and trying to top parses. This is why every other week we wipe on Vael. Healers are hurting my raid group more than helping because of the same reason you describe for dps. It is cancer for both sides. Just do what you're supposed to do. As a mage I finally got good DPS on Nef because we lucked into no druid call so our druid could decurse the tank. Some of my fellow mages only decurse when an aoe decurse goes out so they can ridicule and brag about their dispel amount on Warcraft logs. But when it matters they don't do it. Warcraft logs can help, but lately it's been hindering.

@sqwippysquishy5287 4 года назад

2:22 “somebody get the whelps off me” that got me lol

@Thunderglue 4 года назад

Omg ur back i missed u

@SkepticGamer 4 года назад

We all did. He's the best.

@CaptainGrim 4 года назад

I missed you guys too!

@JehutySet22 4 года назад

Captain Grim Welcome back

@cristhianmlr 4 года назад

Ur means old. Idiot.

@Thunderglue 4 года назад

@@cristhianmlr Why tf are you so toxic bro

@mopmop9552 4 года назад

I lost it completely on the whelps... great job as always man XD

@jthrone7768 4 года назад

0:14 speaks to me on a primal level.

@curiousfishie 4 года назад

Me before the video even starts: *Hits like but wishes to keep hitting it a bazillion times over*

@xylisisvarlett3734 4 года назад

I love how he manages to twist the classic character faces so much that they look creepy as fuck 😂

@futureking1138 4 года назад

This was a welcome to a Sunday morning. I laughed so hard my neighbor thought I was going off. Brings back some wayyyyy!!! old memories, thx.

@michael3275 4 года назад

Laughed so hard when the whelpling pulled out a knife! Thank you for bringing us another masterpiece :D

@FantasyPiano317 4 года назад

1:47 min that scream is from Goku going Ssj3 vs. Janemba! God i love that scene! 🤩😂❤️

@mattieonutube273 4 года назад

Perhaps the funniest one yet dude! I love when everyone starts losing their shit at the end of the fight right before wiping. You nailed the mind of a dps! Also, please put that raid leader with the lisp in your future videos.

@SjiekeGast 4 года назад

Stand in fire dps higher.

@Fr33mx 4 года назад

That is true for warriors tho

@EnderGoku9001 4 года назад

Николай Каледин good point. Rogues on the other hand..

@koatam 4 года назад

@@EnderGoku9001 If you move that's less time doing damage.

@Abelhawk 2 года назад

I love how often and how casually they use the /chicken emote as normal body language.

@Lonerprime 4 года назад

Oh god Grim, you did it again. I was literally in laughing tears with the healing gestures druid was begging the guy to get out of the fire. Good job once again xD

@CaptainGrim 4 года назад

Hahaha, i'm happy to hear that, and thank you :D

@drunkjediknight 4 года назад

I swear you captured my guilds time on Onyxia, right down to me, the Paladin raid leading. Now the nightmares have returned.

@JimmyVsTheWorld 4 года назад

lmao that was amazing dude. I think it's one of my favorites so far. the silly details were on point

@quantumquasar2692 4 года назад

Did he use the sound of Goku charging up when that first warrior starting attacking? That's fucking hilarious. Lol

@yodaonketamine5706 4 года назад

Ahh, a new Captain Grim video, this must be a holy gift in these god forsaken times 🙏

@johnykenst8474 4 года назад

I thought you could't get better from the Struggles of the Healer vid. Fortunately, you proved me wrong. This is one of the best machinimas I've ever seen, automatically sitting in my TOP 3 favourites. Thank you for your fantastic work.

@CaptainGrim 4 года назад

Im flattered! Glad you liked it :)

@IShallCallHimTaders 4 года назад

" I have nothing going for me in life but being a good dps in a video game, and I need to prove it" couldn't have summed up the classic community better myself.

@FoxMonkey-xw5yf 4 года назад

This might be Grim's best video! Murderkiller, dps guy, knife whelp, chaingun hunter, onyxia spazzing out... It's just perfect.

@jamescrago5470 4 года назад

I do believe the priest with a deep voice have a tough job keeping all that crazy dps freak at bay. Love the video oh Captain my Captain Grim

@Steken 4 года назад

MadSeason took me here, NO REGRETS SINCE! Very fun content, keep it up bro!

@wasty9887 4 года назад

Omg yes, we've missed you Captain Grim

@206Zelda 4 года назад

[Chuckling and nodding sympathetically. Sips water.] 1:46 [Cleaning my monitor because there's water all over it.]

@joshuakim5240 4 года назад

"Aw shit, he's got a knife!"

@RobiePAX 4 года назад

This has been your best work thus far. Very accurate video :D

@KiyokaMakibi 4 года назад

Surprised Onyxia didn't get dizzy with changing targets every second :P

@destructomaniac2540 4 года назад

Why do you think she's always laying down/sleeping when we enter?

@johannathorn6652 4 года назад

She's used to it by now lol

@arqfelipehf 3 года назад

every time i watch your videos i remember these good (sometimes not so good) moments. Congratulations

@Commander_Pandashan 4 года назад

1:53 the best part

@royboy666 4 года назад

Amazing as always

@CaptainGrim 4 года назад

Cheers :)

@Dudeified43091 4 года назад

The druids voice makes me laugh every time xD 2:06

@Ferrius 4 года назад

Awesome to see you back @Captain Grim missed your videos bud... always relatable to the guild as a whole

@CaptainGrim 4 года назад

Cheers man! I've been busy with other things, but hopefully i'll have more time to work on videos soon :)

@Cyclone001c 4 года назад

It's like you were there on our last Ony Kill.

@Anasthera 4 года назад

This is almost too real to be funny. Good lord. Your skills have improved so much. Love it.

@nikola8275 4 года назад

This....is....GOLD! Great job Grim!!!

@sligen 4 года назад

The sound from Onyxia towards the end is so funny lol. Also nice Goku scream when the Warriors going ham.

@jrz1385 4 года назад

I've been a healer since vanilla and seeing the healer trying to get ppl to let aggro built for tank it was so goddamn amazing also the knife whelps

@freddymeisner 4 года назад

The production quality is fucking insane !! Nice job cap

@CaptainGrim 4 года назад

Cheers!

@tonjoubasara5259 4 года назад

Shout out to all the tanks and healers, who have to put up with this kind of nonsense every time they want to raid. The true MVP's of Wow.

@CaptainGrim 4 года назад

Amen

@CogniVision 4 года назад

I tank. I deal with this every fuckin raid, ESPECIALLY on Ony. And even after we succeed, I get shit in my whispers of dps insulting me because they died from immediately popping cds and pulling threat like idiots (fortunately only killing themselves and not the raid). "Get better gear and hold threat better." Funnily enough it's typically a dps warrior who obviously has never tanked in his life, and doesn't know how threat works. I call them budget rogues. In vanilla, this was never an issue. The community is ridiculous these days.

@Gr1zzly2k 4 года назад

You just making the funniest Wow Animations ever, all ur vids are so funny and make me laugh every time. Great to see another video of you after a while. Keep the great work up ;)

@chocolanny 4 года назад

Me : 5 in the morning, didn’t want to laugh too loud and disturb my neighbours sleep Then : the gnome on the tail

@tripelon 4 года назад

I never watch machinimas, i just don’t find the entertained... but this?? Your material is on another level dude, great stuff!!

@KiIowatt 4 года назад

At 1:24 I was personally attacked officer.

@Aneokame 4 года назад

Another great video! xD Hope you are staying safe in these crazy times!

@CaptainGrim 4 года назад

Thank you! The quarantine actually helps me, cause it lets me stay home and work on videos :D I hope you and the others stay safe as well!

@SeksyTimes 4 года назад

The moment: SHADOW VULNERABILITY pops up on Chromaggus and the tank instantly on discord goes: Warlocks watch your agro! before the 1st SB has landed. haha god I love classic!

@NatoRadeX 2 года назад

The target switch wiggle yelling was just.. It killed me

@smokerise7957 4 года назад

Keep up the good work! Haven’t laughed like that in a while

@Fuzzy73 4 года назад

M8 you brought back wow machinima top tier man

@xgetxsickx 4 года назад

2:31 when that guild won't drop the H E A D

@Mexican00b 4 года назад

3 months for a video.... Totally worth it!

@TheKruel 4 года назад

The knife gets me XD

@h0ph1p13 2 года назад

1:54 When the lil whelp pulls out a knife you know you're f***ed :D

@Strausin 4 года назад

Fact: Only the best DPS can steal aggro

@chadhardt6136 4 года назад

that's a questionable version of ¨best¨

@th3brigadier 4 года назад

nope, trash dps dont get fireballed in phase 2 so their threat never drops and they pull aggro instantly in phase 3

@Lapouchy 4 года назад

Or a warlock who crits two times in a row.

@durendenmp812 4 года назад

Me, a warlock: pssh too easy. My tanks panic when there's shadow vulnerability in BWL

@TaIathar 4 года назад

Clearly you don't watch Asmongold.

@shml5231 4 года назад

this video is so great, i'm super glad you are still making this incredibly good job, fucking hilarious !

@Allrithin 4 года назад

*Asmongold sees warrior pop everything* THATS ME DUDE

@DaloloDiak 4 года назад

Thans for coming back! I was waiting for the new vid quite a while, you did not disappoint me it is hilarious :D love it

@CaptainGrim 4 года назад

I'm happy to provide! Feels good to upload again :)

@mavely8358 4 года назад

2:31 i cant stop laughing at the quick tyler1 voice lmao

@griggins 4 года назад

"Oh shit he's got a knife" Thank you, unexpectedly burst out laughing there. Coughed and blew my weed off the table.

@aegoni6176 4 года назад

"Oh look the hunter pulled the boss again, Amazing!" Just had some flash back of myself doing this in every dung xD

@faeriestorm6555 4 года назад

The one night elf casting her hearthstone right after that was also priceless!

@sjakierulez 3 года назад

@@faeriestorm6555 Fuck I was so happy my main was a paladin

@ShadowAimai 4 года назад

3:10 If you are a priest, make sure to cast Fade before HS out of a raid. That way you will make it home safe and with a repair bill not as big. Most of the time anyway.