Dr. Phil Reads Thirst Tweets 

"yA reAlLy haD to gO tHerE"

Dr Phil- ( : >

@@pip-mc8732 Dr is short for doctor

HAHSHSHA

Doctor pills

That cracked me up 🤣

It was sweet !

lmfao

Just a little... not a lot totally

😭😭😭

Someone please use this as your yearbook quote

@@itskyliemydudes946 I will😂

Lmao!

@@itskyliemydudes946 I would gladly

I'd vote for Dr Phil for president. #Phil2020

same

F

Same

me but it's everywhere

F in the chat

Cool pfp

Im 14 and this is deep😫😰

So I'm worthless 24/7?

Does his wife makes him feel that why ?

Man... Dr. Phil is such a noob. I don't have to be at home to be a worthless person

ava kaplan 😂😂😂

I cAN'T BREHATH-

based on the cut in the video, it looks like they explained what it meant to him and then edited it out

Must be Canadian

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LMAAAAAOAOOAOOAO

noo😂😂😂

WE YSC SBSEHWTH 😭😭🖐🏽

💀😭😂😂😂😂😂😂.

“As long as I got a face, you’ve got a place to sit.” Doctor Phil 2019

I didn’t laugh at all.

omg it’s a army- HIIIIIIII

R u army!!!

Kpop Rules Buddy omg armyyyy 💜💜💜

Tanishka Joshi yass 💜💜

cutie

your icon has me dead😂

Yuck XD

LmAo

I just made ur likes go from 3.9k to 4k hehe

lol

Same

Lololol

me

BUT NOT TOM HOLLAND

HELL 💀

i-

I mean it’s already out there

@@unicorntrash5965 such a great time to die

I've read some

Dr Phil needs a therapist to work on his confidence

Well hes a Virgo

@@ninata7868 ..so? Anyone can be self critical or deprecating doesn't have to be a Virgo man I hate u all who take Zodiac Signs as a rule book

“Mama was right! MAMA WAS RIGHT!”

@@Tiffany-ov2jf jokes bro

@Michelle Valenzuela 5.2k likes but no replies? I’m going to ruin that now

Bwhahahahahah

There you go thank me later

Lol

*o u c h*

Eᴛʜᴀɴ My pet is a lizard on a rock 🦎 Still a compliment to me lol

@@DwightLivesMatter lol my pet is a snake

When i heard him saying that i laughed so hard and i was like damn Dr Phil know how to say funny shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thanks for writing this comment man

It's because he's a reptilian get it

@@daHalog0d lol look dr Peter David Beter

OMG

LMFAO ITS TRUE

OMGGGG soooo right

underrated comment

nooo that's steve harvey

Most people are.

MOOD

Cute pfp bro

VAN*imation class clowns be like 😂

Bigchoro12 this is literally the most unoriginal type of comment, anyone with two braincells could think of this my guy 🕺🕺

@@Soggymilk10 How do you know if he/she copied a comment or not, you're not him/her, dumbass

La vie en rosé 😂😂😂 I WAS DYING

He didn't know

R/cursed comments

His reaction was so precious🥺💖

@@goatgurl1116 Thats..not a cursed comment 😬

Dr Phil makes tiktoks? 💀

@@ayejay_374 probably spends people to the ranch while doing the woah

@@yellowshoeee 🤣

He is an adonis

it's called daddy issues luv

Why WOULDNT he have thirst tweets?

Please don't insult Dr Phil

Don't be rude, support him treat people with kindness

Meeeeee

Caroline/Serenity The Weirdo same

Caroline/Serenity The Weirdo MEEEE

*LIZARD PERSON CONFIRMED!*

I felt that😌

His wife is Robin I think they put hers into the bucket on purpose to surprise her husband

Lol I thought isn’t that his wife’s name

Dancing On My Hippos Grave I follow her on Twitter. Robin McGraw.. and he’s always speaking highly of her

Lol

Omg I was reading this right when he said it lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More important question! How am I the only person who has replied?

@@agfromdai.e3806 yep

Its so weird seeing him not on he show

AHAHAHAHHSHHSHSS

delete the edit now

Wait why does she think it’s an imposter Dr. Phil?

nowmowcow I don’t know but I just need an explanation about how they used many clips and put them together so it looks like it’s real. But in order to convince her that it’s not fake I’ll need to have some backup so she knows its not fake

Lauryn Cornelius compare the difference between his voice on the video and the show. And the looks. Even a makeup artist can’t get that. She needs to know they don’t do imposters on the show or else they would say it’s a joke. They don’t do jokes on that channel. It’s not April. Or he would look visibly fake. Ask her why. Once she answers, explain to her that they bring actually celebrities on the show. Use communication. Make a PowerPoint on it. Say something smart. Make pie charts on how likely it is for them to prank you with math. And have a board or no board.

Is your mom a conspiracy theorist or sumn

Simran Mukherjee deal!

j o n a s not in a 100 years would i expect thirst tweets about dr phil to exist

j o n a s same I was so shocked ngl

But hes h a w t. And s e x y. And he makes me m o i s t.

j o n a s I didn’t find them all that thirsty really.. kinda mild compared to other tweets we’ve seen lol

Yup

He said I ain't doing shit for free 😂

Having emotional issues isn't a good thing. Men don't want women like that.

Jevon Mcpherson Only emotionally impaired toxic males can’t deal with emotions. Normal men without psychological issues know when to be there emotionally for their friends, family, lovers.

Rose Finally someone that isn’t brainwashed by society

@@Rose-xe4ct yes, *but* not all the time. just like ladies doesn't like clingy guys

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

No to the streets😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣

@@sweetvibesclothinggroup2315 even better 😭

@@buhlemaphalala9968 😭✋✋

yea

😂😂😂

SKSKKSKS I READ THIS ONCE IT HAPPENED

Rain Protagonist same

I can't even😂😂😂😭😭

1:04

what in God's name makes you want to type like this??? Honestly asking, seen it many times... still don't get it

@@rachelprosise5755 It’s just a goofy way to type, nothing all that special. 😊

you all are dumb, it’s actually mocking the way people say things, most of the time.

Why would you do my man Dr. Phil like this?! He is awesome

stella 2020*

Same tho 😂😂😂😂

Just like when he removes that suit with the shoulder pads and looks like Larry King with big shoulder divots from the suspenders that holds his drawers up. Mean tweet, text I mean.

The goldfinch.

I was pooping and when I heard him read it, I was laughing my ass off. Literally. LMAO 😂😂😂

🤣

It makes sense though lol.... Like I make pizza all day, and when I get home I definitely don't want to eat pizza or talk about it lol, so I would imagine he doesn't want to talk about issues when he gets home.

I admire his sense of humor. He kinda cute too but a lilllll too old for me

Mood

@@31dolls11 What? They were being nice.

@@31dolls11 👁👄👁😔

Me watching this everyda-

Me watching this at 5 am

I feel personally attacked

😅😅😅

jordanalexoffical i know where you live.

cuppasmimnie omh i was dying😂😂

Minute?

Angelica Castro Around 2:42 - 2:43 😂

Me @ bts 😔🤠

Me @ Chris Wood, Brendon Urie and any kpop idol

Jayden Smith 😂😭

Welp I can 💀 now. Life just was completed after this

I even died more when he said "I'm not that old" 💀

New ringtone

THAT needs to be a ringtone

Relatable

moonchild He has a family name?!

Same

NormalVids he’s not too innocent lol he’s seen it all

"Well thank you" Dr. Phil 2019

You mean *WAYYYYYYYYYYYY TOO FCKN INNOCENT* for this.

Dr phil is not innocent. AT ALL

Oh my God, he's a psychologist! Of course he's seen it all because THAT PART OF HIS JOB!🙄

I WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT LMAO 💀

*👏-to--👏--the--👏--ranch--

IzIzzy 8109 *pewdiepie joined the chat*

Pewdiepie: *RANCH*

No one: PewDiePie: thE rAnCh

RAM RANCH

hanna concepcion I’m your one thousandth like 👀

hanna concepcion same bro I officially believe in miracles

800 likes in four hours geez

hanna concepcion Me too!

Thought your pic was Miranda Cosgrove

omg i love your profile photo 💜

Nah seriously 😂😂

cant relate, im always worthless

@@batatarek oh shit hi sis🙊

nice.

69? damn I thought sum like 60 lol

420 likes😂😂😂

You need help. You need serious help. Serious serious serious help.

69? I thought he was 39

Robin*

It said Robin

Robin is a gay name.

Dr. eggshell thats weird your name isn’t Robin.

this comment made me wheeze 💀💀💀💀

Love ur name

No what's the name or caption of the tiktok?

Yes lmao I live for it 😭😭

@@larizsa5756 link please 😬

r/comedyhomicide

Being lazy is one of the most unlikeable traits , being proud of it and your full on typical teenage white girl. I'd put money on the fact you put up anxiety quotes and loves yourself quotes up on your Instagram story at 2am aswell 🤣🤣

What did typical white teenage girls do to you?

Jodofly115 did a typical white girl hurt your feelings 😳

Jodofly got his cereal pissed on by a "typical teenage white girl".

💀😭

love those similes

*I'm worthless* I DoNt wAnNa DeaL WItH YoUr EMOTIONAL ISSUES

Reptilian confirmed.

@@mishi144 oh my god..

Nah, hes just being facetious with his self-deprecating humor. He comes off as confident in himself when doing it.

Ugly as an old mitt 😂

@@TheSavannahhhhhh yeah you are

@@SuicideRedemption I AM TOO!

2.2k likes and.... 4 comments

Same person different focus.

Duh, he is a lizard on a rock

He’s more serious on the show, mostly cus he’s speaking to fucked up people lol he’s not gonna start laughing when someone says something like “ my husband cheated on me lmao

hes a badass on the show as well

🤔🤣

🤔🤣

🤔🤣

🤔🤣

Austin Statin GODDAMNIT YOU BROKE THE CHAIN

MA Martinez so many likes and nO replies- a sin

@@blancanunez2401 I love you

MA Martinez u know I love you more bb

Do you love me?:(

@@adjajoney3582 I love all my queens

No, he doesn't know what top me is he knows what top means but not top me since it's sexual.

I didn't know either probably cause I'm too young to know

@@naomi_lesterschild2585 top me is gay slag .. I never heard straight people don’t say that

I didn't know either

Phil: What do you mean kinda sexy? Have you seen me with my shirt off? Me: 🤔

@@ghostaub3719 lol yeah, and then after reading another one that called him sexy he made a comment about the "kinda sexy" one again

@@TheAdventuresofJFree yup 1:09 "... is so sexy, notice not kinda"

He is the sexiest man

The Adventures of J.Free he is married

EWWWW haaaaaha

T-T-Taeil 😍😍😍

oh Jezuz hahahaha

@@hatsxcx you got winwin 😍😍

Deceptive Midnight that was my fave too. Lol

*yes*

I felt that 🤣

Me but everywhere.

Yeah

Yes we got the same spirit animal UwU

ACTUALLY LOLLED

Oh I get it😂😂😂

Korn Flakez 😂😂😂

Korn Flakez I love your Tom profile pic

😂😂😂😂

Captain Phasma copied comment

Captain Phasma I love dr Phil

🤣

so cute

Thomas Kilogram people like you just can’t take a joke...😂

😂😂

stegosnore 666th like

They did him dirty with that one

That part killed me 🤧🤧😂

i died😭😂

same

FUCKING SAME I AUDIBLY GASPED HAHAHA

I guess it depends on the person who cusses lol

TayMariee_Exclusive TM right!!!

i literally gasped lmao

Its 1:28 here

@@amandaisnotmyrealname3518 😆

😂😂😂

@@mcdonaldfries3111 honestly 🤣 its exam season too

literally same 😂😂 2.28am here

Bunnie Studios I WAS BOUT TO SAY THE SAME THING LMAO

I wonder how hot Daddy Phil is under that shirt

Papa Phil got sassy there lmaoooo

I just look like a potao with two lumps on my chest.

I wouldn't want to see yours

didn’t you straight up copied another persons comment?

Shooketh_ Boi um no.

Omggg thanks for the likes😭🤣🤣🤣

Shooketh_ Boi haha everyone is morphing into everyone else thanks to internet lingo.

@@klickingkayasmr7585 It's kind of terrifying. I always thought that robots would replace real people. I didn't know real people would be replacing robots.

The whole Video makes me feel uncomfortable

*s e x y*

weeby weeb *and I oop-

Connie Trevino that's called arousal

@@sloop3720 *heavy breathing* you're right

that tweet got me crying of nonstop laughter hahaha

They wish they were 😂

Our guest we will be bringing on the show is Judge Judy, they're going to talk about their problems. Oh wait! Dr. Phil took off his belt, ah the patient is making out with judge judy, Dr. Phil just took off his pants and joined in, oh gosh this is live, we are going live. "Yes judge Judy", "you rock Dr. Phil", "oh yeah", "ah ah ah uh uh uh", Audience is shook, the Dr. Phil show is cancelled, and so is the judge Judy show.

Haha for real but that made me laugh so hard though.

Yes 😂

Harjyot Kaur “And I’m gonna be reading your thirsty tweets.” Iconic interview that needs to go viral ASAP

McBon Official right!?😂

he also did a funny ass scene in scary movie 4 with shaquille o'neal 😂😂

Omg I need to see the rap battle! Also, thx for 2.6 likes :)

Dude i laughed sm at this.😂😂

Tru but it’s looking a little dry and powered😂

Just loled

@@mahoor1l u took my comment

@@xangelax6625 where did u comment?didn't see urs!

Melly J aww I know

Lol isn’t everybody a little insecure?

he's not insecure , he just don't like specific aspects of his face... like ... 95% of people i guess, i'm one of them and i don't feel insecure at all it's pretty damn hard to be enjoying 100% of your body

He jokes about his age and being bald. He also jokes about being sexy with his shirt off. He’s a really funny guy

The fact that he doesn't like some aspects of himself or he's honezt doesn't mean his insecure

Azucena Corado when u get home im worthless 🤣🤣🤣

He actually has a great sense of humor who would’ve thought

that was his wife tweeting