Drawing the Weirdest Local News Headlines 

And that was the last they ever saw of their Grandpa

@@goldengaruda8935 RIP ol' Sandy, the owl got him.

Your grandad is an owl wizard.

My fun owl story is that I was going fishing with my dad awhile ago, and the boat was supposed to leave at like 5:00 am, so we're in the middle of nowhere on the way to the coast, it's Zero-Dark-Thirty, and all of a sudden we pass just a dude walking down the side of the highway. Super creepy, considering we're like 20 miles from the nearest town in any direction, and it's like 3:00 am. So we're beginning to consider what the heck this dude might be doing and then *WHACK* an owl got absolutely cartoon-poofed-into-feathers against our windshield. That was a weird day. Fish didn't want to bite either. Barely caught our limit and it was pretty windy and sucky conditions. So yeah...

This feels like Pokemon gen II, where you can use headbutt on a tree to make a Pokemon fall out (with Hoothoot as a common option).

What a genuinely terrifying statement!

@@missimmi Haha yeah. Send help Julia just invited vampires into the room

Unus Annus, fellow rememberer

@@X3n0nLP Memento Mori

Can confirm this, I just looked and there she was. She just raised a finger to her lips in a shushing gesture, and then slowly fazed out of all reality.

Julia of Leaves

that also explains why Karina was offered a catboy to draw but did not

Right? Even the face on the guy looked like the way Julia draws faces. I had to remind myself a couple times that it's actually Karina drawing that image, and not Julia.

​@@Lucifersfursonai want you to know that i got the reference and it was very funny

I just picture them going a whole episode with her not in the room, but then put a clip of her saying sorry at the end without any explanation to see who notices.

Okay but, like, same???

We should make a cardboard cutout that's exactly that: Julia thinking.

Who do you think caused the traffic jam that Jacob got stuck in for an hour?

We await our destruction at the hands of a tired blonde goddess.

That's why she must be bogged down by work, to keep her from being too powerful and getting loose.

​@@Nerd704According to the last episode, it was Karina standing in the middle of every intersection

@@karlrassmann4604 but Julia was the mastermind behind it all

Are you normal, or do you know the log lady?

The answer is Yes. I am a normal person or I do like Twin Peaks.

Even if you don't know Margaret, her log knows you

dude now I want to see them draw twin peaks scenes from late season 2 and the revival, absolutely no context given

The poem alone is so neatly divided into four lines that that alone could be an episode. It would disrupt the natural order of Drawfee, but I really just want to see what Julia would do with “Through the darkness of future past” and why I would discover a new fear immediately thereafter.

I could feel Karina seething every time the set that one up throughout the episode.

We love character development

​@@EmperorSethand every time we kiss....

​@@EmperorSeth and I can feel karina seething everytime they touch wnd swear they can fly

“Well, y’know what they say; if you can’t beat ‘em… join ‘em.”

That would fit right into Twin Peaks though honestly

Honestly, that's some shit I would absolutely do

Ah no, es un elote :(

She would be an incredible journalist

​@@maxs-lz4pn Unless she worked for the New Yorker, in which case she'd spend most of her time going *brrrup* and disturbing the other journalists.

Well these stories are normal where she's from, which is elsewhere.

julia writes the news that look insane to most people but MIB agents use them as factual sources

i thought exactly the same! and Julia isnt even there!

@@KnucksBunny I can't believe they forbid Julia from this episode to prevent earnest Drawtectives fanart 😂

was excited to see julia talk about this headline specifically. and they cucked us /j

i love that you did the thing where you made the show the last name 😂

@@slinky6415 oh Sureee they HAVE a real last name, but to me they will always me Ogalvy and Avis Drawtectives

What is it derived from, then? (if that’s something you’re comfortable sharing)

Holy shit a Jorb from the Jorb channel!!

@@JuniperDenn It's me! I'm in your walls! ^_^

@@VultureSkinsmy guess is josh + orb

A ball made of denim?

Flando! it's nice to see you in the Drawfee comments, I always appreciate your service to the CR community. o7

all it cost was his wife's life (curse that wife knife) rip julia 😔

@@mjamin9124i read this in fight song what has drawfee done to my brain god dammit

@@dumbass9049 hehehe that was _fully_ intentional

FLANDO?!?! Holy moly, it’s good to see you!

I hope he wins the Hunger Games.

I love reading comments before watching the video because they always give me the best picture of what to expect and I'm still always surprised

I started watching drawfee like a month before karina was announced as an official drawf, and even in that time you can watch her growth in confidence on mic and thus in feralness

Karina Unleashed

goblin mode engaged

I greatly appreciate the representation she provides to us fellow “horny freak asexuals”

She inherited the Phoenix Force when she joined the team. Karina is a galaxy class threat.

She has a job as an anomaly. She is considered contained while she is on the clock.

@@arendellecitizen208 Julia’s work drive explained

This question has made me realize I’ve never thought about what cheese actually IS… like I know what it is, but… its bad milk what already been digested and then we eat it again… I may have just convinced myself to stop eating cheese

And an absolute riot

Perhaps even a holler

​@@porguinturtle3854 I dunno might be a murder 😆

Haha owls

Owl bet you're right

Second this

With an orange in the back

I need more wall art

I would question your phone's faculties

all owls are nathans little freaks

It made me so happy to hear “and now the weather” quoted so smoothly. I gotta re-listen to the whole series from the beginning again.

I decided to do a Night Vale relisten recently and yeah, these are definitely all headlines from the Nightvale Daily Journal (Imagination Edition)

It fills me with such joy that one of my hyperfixations referenced one of my other hyperfixations.

this comment and its reply chain is not full of INTERLOPERS

literally same I got so happy 😭

thats such a fun idea

I like this, this is fun

This is sick

Nathan in a Horizon Zero Dawn future Karina in a Mad Max desert Jacob in an alien invasion Julia IS the apocalypse

or a scenerio they would be worst suited for

it's cause they have powers beyond what you imagined

uhm acxtually it's for people named Jorb not Georb

amethyst pfp fits the vibe

I read “Georb” and it put me in the mind of the soft G, so then I read “giggle” with the soft g as well.

@@cj719521 some people like to /ˈdʒɪɡ.əl/ (phonetic) their little tushies too

@@cj719521jiggle and remember your sums

that sounds delightful

Do you live in a really small town?

@@rachelcookie321 I should clarify that this was a local newspaper from a town almost 1500 miles from where I lived.

Was this town frequented by Rapunzel, perhaps?🤣

Newpaper

@@linkguist6861hot off the presses!

ooh love this idea!!

Love this seconded!

How stoked are you?

But we all already know that every cookie cutter shape is a rose.

he specializes in the school of illusion, so his enemies question their faculties

He's gotta get that size spell to make a tiny farm!!

Oh that sounds fantastic

kitchen gun…

Top 10 anime betrayals

Same

honestly I think Karina could draw an amazing picture for William Carlos William’s “This Is Just To Say.” I just imagine a big-eyed squart man, frozen like a deer in the headlights, full cryptid mode, with the fridge open and his mouth stuffed full of like fifty plums

They have to have a designated survivor in case they turn into drawings

well i guess everything will end with the end of the world

they do in fact have tiny farms too

And the strong Twin Peaks/Nightvale vibes throughout

And every time we kiss I swear we could fly

For balance.

silent flight...super sight...all is calm, all is bright,

5) super hearing (some species can successfully catch a mouse in complete darkness)

6) goblin

Cant even make me go heehee hahahoo ? Boo 👎

yeah a tiny farm, farm up state, chasing all the squirrels she could want

I fully thought it was a bit that they didn't recognize the phrase but then it became clear that wasn't the case 😅

i thought i was going insane lmao

it’s truly incredible how the drawing turned out considering

and every time we kiss...

Jorb R R Martin

I was looking for this to see if anyone else noticed!!

Lorem fricking ipsum, man.

topped with a watergate reference, no less

needs an orange behind it, me thinks

Four years holy shit thats dedication

I would LOVE that. Hope it gets picked!

@@hucool323 or being incredibly stubborn! ;)

Yes please, like spike his comment 👍

@@brianchristyb dedication is just stubbornness wrapped in a socially acceptable bow

Horror icons as magical girls is genius!

Well duh, she's written those retroactively.

But the Julias are the most powerful apex artist 🥺

@@SerDerpish it's the curse of always wanting what you don't have. Like how people with red hair tend to want other hair colors even though theirs is lovely

I feel like the typical Drawfee episode format sabotages Julia’s approach to art. In the speed draw episodes she almost always blows everyone else away. Where as when it’s just goofin’ around, drawing pokemons, and general fuckery she struggles.

@Keithnicity yes, I feel much the same, let me work on something for 100 hours and it's garunteed to be good, 10minutes? Who freaking knows man... I can't remember what cartoon characters and celebrities look like either

I'm like if Julia somehow never figured out how to draw mysterious cool people and so she became the Eldritch Bob Ross mother. You want a background? Done, beautiful foresty goodness. You want a little cabin in that forest??? I already made the internal and external blueprints to account for every log of this cabin before I even grabbed my drawing supplies, and am making a little campfire in front of the cabin as we speak for the vibes. But WAIT, what do you mean you want a HUMAN living in the cabin???? Nope, best I can give you is a vague shadowy silhouette in a humanly shape.