Dream and Technoblade arguing for 5 minutes straight

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Hello! I made this compilation because I want to share with you how funny and competitive Dream and Technoblade are!
My editing style include adding various animations, music to suit the idea of the video, gaming subtitles, zooms, visual dialogue, transitions, thumbnails to fit the idea of the video (and more) and it's all to make a video more entertaining and amusing and lovely!
Hope you'll enjoy it!
Dream's channel - / dreamtraps
Technoblade's channel - / technoblade
Quackity's channel - / quackityhq
part with the DreamXD - • forming a secret organ...
part with the Jackbox - / 884008686
part with the "hey YOU" - • Nothing bad ever happe...
parts with bullying the homeless teletubby - • becoming unbelievably ...
outro music - Mark Generous - Orange And Pomegranate

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@decaffoxtrot4413 3 года назад

1:39 Dream: hey *punches techno* Techno: *fucking stabs him* hey you.

@marksczar 3 года назад

"woah, chill"

@angelaweaver9250 3 года назад

Where’s bad boy halo

@marksczar 3 года назад

@@angelaweaver9250 what

@angelaweaver9250 3 года назад

@@marksczar he says language every time someone cusses

@marksczar 3 года назад

@@angelaweaver9250 oh lmao i thought you heard his voice but i dont think he was in the vc so i was confused sorry

@shottiez 3 года назад

"YOU WOULDNT KNOW MY HOUSE IT GOES TO ANOTHER SCHOOL"

@hay394 3 года назад

One of the most iconic quotes from his streams

@pigeon1017 3 года назад

i have no idea what that meant but i loved it anyway

@hay394 3 года назад

@@pigeon1017 it’s mocking the people that go “ you wouldn’t know my bf/gf (or best friend) they go to a different school”

@lils426 3 года назад

@@pigeon1017 it usually means the bf/gf doesn’t exist

@prin.x0 3 года назад

@@pigeon1017 it basically is the saying ' you wouldn't know (insert person) they go to a different school' 99% of the people who say this are lying

@paracetamod 3 года назад

This two radiates twin vibes. They are literally feared by many in different ways, but messes around with one another. Both powerful and loves bullying a _child_

@DazzlingPotatoes 3 года назад

Yessss

@thespacebaryonyx6007 3 года назад

“Its a hard word to spell” “YOU’RE AN ENGLISH MAJOR”

@toaster3665 Год назад

*”I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE BECAUSE MINECRAFT WAS THE ONLY THING I HAD THE INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY FOR!!”*

@tomatobruv76 3 года назад

I swear, these two are like brothers who always bicker but at the end they eventually say "Fuck you, and I'll see you tomorrow"

@sliggoomaster7213 3 года назад

@@QcL. no thanks, i dont want to start watching another youtuber, i already had to wipe the people i was subbed to once, and i dont want to do it again

@long_term_karma9899 3 года назад

@@QcL. Nah I don't like the people who self promote in the comments, they're always annoying

@MrBurgerXP 3 года назад

any askers

@andrewzhu5394 3 года назад

@@MrBurgerXP Ikr

@whattheduck5833 Год назад

Unfortunately there wouldn't be a tomorrow anymore. Technoblade never dies. R.I.P

@janine2313 3 года назад

“I’m ahead of this guy in the rap, in the duel, and in Minecraft average scores” Dream lost 3 canon lives to Technoblade

@canarymc 3 года назад

RIP

@ascendingmofo2943 3 года назад

😂

@bamama1365 3 года назад

K.O.

@josefinaespinoza6368 3 года назад

HOLY SHIT

@anxiousshowercurtain1630 3 года назад

R.I.P

@gameninjac6608 3 года назад

"There's a big cobblestone tower!" "That was naturally generated!" Man, the new 1.17 biomes do be looking kinda weird not gonna lie.

@04ahrenadhikary9g4 3 года назад

True I heard there's going to be more of them in the official version

@denatyeatsnuggets7274 3 года назад

yeah i think there will also be a new naturally generated house ruin with a picture of wilbur and tommy's faces in it

@myweirdsecondchannelwithap2771 2 года назад

They do be lookin nice and poggers

@Laura-zo7wx 3 года назад

It’s so funny because after these arguments people actually thought Dream was homeless and didn’t own three different bases throughout the timeline of the smp, and then Tommy said “I want to build my hotel on top of Dreams old house” and chat freaked out.

@shrew_3132 3 года назад

The hey and hey YOU is just hilarious

@canarymc 3 года назад

I like this moment so much!

@vn1960 3 года назад

i didn't even notice that moment lmao

@justyourlocalhuman185 3 года назад

Ya thats my favorite part lol

@Lolobobo599 3 года назад

Well yes I do think I am funny thank you

@afiazahra2334 3 года назад

1:39

@bubblesawesome3284 3 года назад

“Your name isn’t Pizza Hut” most iconic line ever.

@hanayo8177 3 года назад

*PeteZahHutt. Techno's talking about the YTuber Pete

@XReactionsOG 3 года назад

@@hanayo8177 calling Pete a youtuber these days is funny

@hanayo8177 3 года назад

@@XReactionsOG 👁️👄👁️

@XReactionsOG 3 года назад

@@hanayo8177 it’s a joke he streams all the time but he’s very inconsistent with uploads but it’s fine he’s my favourite streamer

@mrbogs4591 3 года назад

@@hanayo8177 I thought that said V-Tuber and I thought Pete has gone into a very different field

@lidiouz1439 3 года назад

Dream: Whats that Is that a cobblestone tower?? Technoblade: THAT WAS NATURALLY GENERATED

@KinokoKomedianCheese 3 года назад

Imagine dream clicked the bed when it was night and it said “Dream has made the achievement: Sweet Dreams”

@Moonlight-um5fw 3 года назад

Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree?

@anonguy772 3 года назад

Techno: Oh are they? *attempts to eat Dream alive*

@natlhn6768 3 года назад

Dream would just argue about "I DONT HAVE A BED IN MY HOUSE!"

@emmamartinez8658 3 года назад

@@Moonlight-um5fw Traveled the world and the sevens seas

@femkeholleman9386 2 года назад

@@emmamartinez8658 everybody is looking for something

@jones.abraham 3 года назад

Dream and techno are that 2 guys that everyone is afraid of but they both argue with each other, and always annoys one another..

@jules6578 3 года назад

and they know when they actually start fighting its gonna drag out for hours so they just leave it be

@doomguy8718 3 года назад

Not everyone Tommy doesn't fear them nor does Wilbur or schlatt

@jules6578 3 года назад

@@doomguy8718 yeah because they're dead.

@doomguy8718 3 года назад

@@jules6578 ok except Tommy (not counting PTSD of Dream hitting him)

@isaacgaleao 3 года назад

@@doomguy8718 just killed a child feeling good

@kriichan6100 3 года назад

Their friendship is so underrated tho

@DazzlingPotatoes 3 года назад

It seriously is. They both are amazing at Minecraft and shouldn't be compared. No competition

@def3ndr887 3 года назад

Cus there’s plenty of room in Techno’s shadow

@JayD30 3 года назад

@@def3ndr887 good one

@namhavyas9538 3 года назад

@pauldetomas1611 3 года назад

@@def3ndr887 *Extensive Comprehensive knowledge of ancient china.*

@paracetamod 3 года назад

Only Techno can bully Dream and not have any trouble the same energy that only Dream can talk back and make fun of Techno without being nervous for his life. That is when you know they are the most powerful men in the server.

@JaM-je4rp 3 года назад

I need more techno & dream rivalry, friendship or whatever

@nightmarishAByss 3 года назад

Yes.

@2001missmolli 3 года назад

Okay but this reminded me people fucking ship them. Like DnF completely understandable but like techno? Nah bro

@aracelyvizcaino1558 3 года назад

the 2 dislikes are from Dream and DreamXD because technoblade was winning most of those arguments

@bobsdad2992 3 года назад

Now it's 3 drista also dislike it

@noctuabird 3 года назад

@@bobsdad2992 now it’s 4 because of George the dream simp

@bobsdad2992 3 года назад

@@noctuabird yeah

@breakfast_food 3 года назад

@@bobsdad2992 now it’s five. Must’ve been there from a 1 in a 7.5 trillion chance

@bobsdad2992 3 года назад

@@breakfast_food omg that's a POG moment clip that clip that

@kackqu 3 года назад

i cant tell you how many times ive watched that one Techno stream just to hear the 'h e y' 'hey YOU'

@kimnphann 3 года назад

what stream was it? i need this to live haha

@emprezzlyznher2642 3 года назад

Link, please👉👈

@imperialtrooper927 3 года назад

@@kimnphann I think it was when the community house was blown up, that's all I got.

@kimnphann 3 года назад

@@imperialtrooper927 imma look for it later that helps hahaha

@harsimarkaur7471 3 года назад

@@emprezzlyznher2642 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-knj9NQqSQDQ.html at around 45:33

@grandnands5235 3 года назад

I love the fact that Technoblade somehow manages to hold consistent points from 2:50 to 3:41

@connorschrock1032 3 года назад

Even the 3rd person point was perfect

@logannguyen9023 3 года назад

3:55 Dream: My house is the biggest house on the server. Tubbo and Ranboo: Not any more green Teletubby

@gdog9423 3 года назад

Alt. title: Two Gods Bicker For 5 Minutes Straight

@scouttf2970 3 года назад

Techno the god and dream the homeless teletubby you mean.

@kkat069 3 года назад

so this was how the greeks imagined it

@NocturnalPyro 3 года назад

They have the same energy as Saradomin and Zamorak in Runescape God's Exposed.

@KyosisPlays 3 года назад

Keyword: straight

@Joi_Linlin 3 года назад

@@kkat069 Poseidon and Zeus arguing

@rod_sunrise8907 3 года назад

THE MOST TERRIFYING MINECRAFT PLAYERS ARE, a pig, a blob and another blob named after berries, awesome!

@janimations6061 3 года назад

And a black ninja speedrunner

@PokerFacedGirl1 3 года назад

who is the third? the blob named after berries?

@sleepybirby 3 года назад

@@PokerFacedGirl1 i think they mean fruitberries lol

@pixeltube3695 3 года назад

There's another blob called petezahutt

@Scarlettifity 3 года назад

@@PokerFacedGirl1 fruitberries. this is why when dream said in his rap “you’re like a fruitberries but a discount” and techno said “r u insulting urself?” is cause dream has almost the same skin like fruitberries (if u put them both in armor, and dont see the names, you almost cant tell which is which) also fruitberries, has the most 1st placer record in mcc.

@AMendoza447 3 года назад

“You wouldn’t know my house it goes to another school” IM CRYING 💀💀🤚🤚

@aero.mp4 3 года назад

techno and dream arguing be like dream: let's be serious here techno: LeT's bE SeRiOUs hErE

@Xman34washere 3 года назад

Dang bro he actually yeeted Tommy off a cliff except he killed him with potatoes instead

@jameowi 3 года назад

He said that the person that killed theseus is a king And ranboo has a crown Hmmmmmmm

@dixtir69 3 года назад

@@jameowi doesn't Techno have a Crown?

@jameowi 3 года назад

@@dixtir69 i mean so does eret but since ranboo is like being control by dream so its probably not techno

@jameowi 3 года назад

@Complex Construct "im massive, im massive"

@splayairplane3418 3 года назад

"YOU'RE NAME AIN'T PETEZAHUTT"

@baldkokichi202 3 года назад

“I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE BECAUSE MINECRAFT WAS THE ONLY THING I HAD THE INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY FOR” I found my senior quote boys

@prakhartyagi2882 2 года назад

1:03 The are you homeless is so funny "Do you like.... Are you homeless dream?" is soo goood

@MEME-bu6ed 3 года назад

techno is the only person that can bully dream and not die man

@anotherbigfootwithinternet2147 3 года назад

Dream knows he would get obliterated if he took on techno.

@victorfigueroa6716 3 года назад

It's more like if they fought their loot and skills are so strong that they would be fighting for half an hour and neither one of them wants to spend that much time fighting

@hunt4280 3 года назад

@@victorfigueroa6716 that's why they always cooperate in mutual interests

@ClaytonBTyler 3 года назад

I mean, technoblade never dies

@mirukizuchisuck_at_editing4423 3 года назад

@@4sh310 well lot of these are not scripet

@tancewaslost5196 3 года назад

"The amazing redstone house" Everybody today: That's his house alright.

@aikokumi6301 3 года назад

Yeah lmao

@dixtir69 3 года назад

LMAO YEAH

@oddslugout 3 года назад

BAHAHA

@saltea8266 3 года назад

LMFAOOOOOO

@ghostkun5263 3 года назад

@@user-lx7vn5kf5v ;-;

@sarina3629 Год назад

3:32 made me go from laughing to straight up silent, hearing him say it makes everything feel cold

@peppermint-ali 3 года назад

love how dream just kinda punched him and went “hey” so technoblade fucking stabbed him in retaliation

@water8756 3 года назад

Technoblade is so insanely funny.

@canarymc 3 года назад

AGREED!

@dieamond6606 3 года назад

This is a Tommy title

@Bismarck-S 3 года назад

@@dieamond6606AGREED!

@Racc_Oon 3 года назад

@@dieamond6606 “Playing with Technoblade makes Minecraft 100,000% funnier.”

@Fafiizok 3 года назад

@@Racc_Oon more like Philza title

@emimemo123 3 года назад

ik ppl say "they are siblings ur honor" when ccs are messing around w each other, but this level of bickering.... i believe they are siblings, your honor.

@riz7855 3 года назад

For real lmao. I feel like Techno is the older brother bullying the younger brother Dream, it’s literally perfect.

@rexysmile 3 года назад

@@riz7855 fun fact: they are both the same age but techno older by a few months

@riz7855 3 года назад

@@rexysmile It is meant to be then lmao

@taitia8619 2 года назад

@@riz7855 (oh no you said the words!)

@slightlydistressedslug6627 2 года назад

1:25 this exchange is AMAZING. Showing up ominously on other people’s streams really is all dream seems to do.

@chrisbelos2834 Год назад

3:35 "haven't you heard my keyphrase"

@simplyunchara 3 года назад

dream stans and techno fans: arguing about who is better techno and dream:

@silly2579 3 года назад

I like them both equally their both entertaining tbh

@duh809 2 года назад

Why do u call dreams fans stans

@ghidorah4695 2 года назад

@@duh809 That's mainly who has a problem with Techno.

@theradmadlad7681 2 года назад

Both is good

@boxofstuff994 3 года назад

this is just a techno bullying dream compilation, isn't it? ...i'm not complaining.

@swtiesher 3 года назад

@@QcL. no.

@yourstepsister2018 3 года назад

@@QcL. no.

@zaytaz9331 Год назад

Anyone else here after watching the "so long nerds" video..? RIP techno, you'll always be in our hearts.

@miao1272 Год назад

I think most people watch this, watched that video, and then go have a look once again through all of the video that contains Techno in it cause it was the only thing remains

@jess5299 3 года назад

they’re each other’s biggest fans & u can’t convince me otherwise

@meguasmr 3 года назад

Techno and dream are like those two really good friends that always argue at school, but because they’re always arguing people don’t realize that they’re really good friends

@carrot_viod8111 3 года назад

4:36 you know when dream slams his desk his minecraft character jumps up

@isaacgaleao 3 года назад

That's cute lol

@september4751 3 года назад

I'm just imagining a hand sized blob stomping (jumping?) in rage

@myweirdsecondchannelwithap2771 2 года назад

@@september4751 lmfaoo

@InfinitumX889 Год назад

Rip Techno

@blackpink_blink0611 Год назад

Their literally fighting like siblings 😭

@mizzalovespizza 3 года назад

Dream basically hinting that the prison will become his home 👀👀👀

@kylehavens6574 3 года назад

Well, he does have an actual house, the one where he kept everything that he stole from everybody on the server, and it has some redstone in it

@mizzalovespizza 3 года назад

@@kylehavens6574 HAHAHA YES!!! 😂😂😂

@anonguy772 3 года назад

"Hugest house on the server" "Nobody's ever seen it" "Uses redstone" BRUH that's lowkey Pandora's Vault

@mizzalovespizza 3 года назад

@@anonguy772 FACTS 😂😂😂

@Person-qd8pw 3 года назад

2:48 never have I heard a man sound so defeated

@longshlongfan5883 3 года назад

“it’s a hard word to spell...” “YOU’RE AN ENGLISH MAJOR?” “I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE-“

@bloodbaron8291 3 года назад

“You wouldn’t know my house it goes to another school” 😂😂😂

@MrMokele03 3 года назад

Whenever I see the homeless dream clip I always just wish Techno would visit dream in prison and pretend it's his house Edit: I claim full credit for the upcoming visit, there is absolutely no way that they could've come up with something like this on their own.

@zippzappzarapp 3 года назад

That would be hilarious!!

@Other_ace 3 года назад

"wow this is a.... Very secure house... No storage though kinda weird... Don't you want a little more decoration, maybe a door and some easily breakable windows?

@radiant9273 3 года назад

same

@chaoticclonestudios 3 года назад

I don't think technoblade is allowed to visit dream

@moltenleader0735 3 года назад

@@chaoticclonestudios true, and he wouldnt want to lose 110 levels

@wilma5764 3 года назад

Im so glad someone else saw the Hey. Hey you.chill. Bit because i saw no one talking about it on the day of the stream and it killed me😭

@canarymc 3 года назад

💛

@mallorysanderss 4 месяца назад

i love how most of it is about dream’s “house”😭

@bagelmaster2498 3 года назад

I’m starving for techno content rn

@canarymc 3 года назад

There will be the stream in two and a half hours!

@Rahu-l 2 года назад

@@canarymc same

@Pure_Night_Fury 3 года назад

the few crumbs rivalstwt thrives on

@zippzappzarapp 3 года назад

Munch.

@riz7855 3 года назад

Too real

@sakaemichiii 3 года назад

rivalstwt deserve more crumbs but techno and dream are probably too lazy to feed the starving bird😔

@maxgoose1994 3 года назад

Dream: My house is the biggest on the server. Dream locked inside Pandora's Vault: see? I told you I own the biggest house in the SMP

@670HP-Package-NOW 3 года назад

Foolish: bet

@_Tuberoza_ Год назад

4:12 Techno, dude who read ,,The art of war" know, that's someone who tell too much truth have something behind his back...

@narniadici1976 Год назад

I don't care what people say this is the best duo of the entire DSMP

@tendash1067 3 года назад

4:06 this was major foreshadowing

@sandraz4243 3 года назад

4:02 LMAO that makes sense XDDDDDD he was not lying, you would not expect that WHEEZEEEE

@greenmix6586 3 года назад

I saw it coming when I first saw Pandora's Vault

@armiliaarifka5838 Год назад

Pov : you're back after one year, cause one of them already gone

@giolmfao1221 Год назад

Good times.

@anetery1226 3 года назад

This is how the server will end they will get mad at eachother and destroy everything in the meantime

@poohpandaxx4014 3 года назад

PLEASEE these 2 are hilarious together and make such great friends. Why can't we appreciate this rather then fight on who's better?

@yamenalhisnawy2587 3 года назад

Dream is mega big brain, he is homeless, blows up a whole country so he isnt the only person with no house, commits crimes to go to prison WHERE HE GETS FREE FOOD WITH NO RENT PAYMENT AND NO DISTURBANCES, if that isnt smart i dont know what is

@svengy7372 3 года назад

2:41 tommy is like "Tf they talking bout"

@sandraz4243 3 года назад

0:28 "This gone toxic" THIS IS REAL FIGHT BROOOO

@lolamartin3459 3 года назад

I live their humor mixed together, especially when they just bounce off each other

@ThatTiredWriter Год назад

Rest In Peace king

@avgyoshi3600 Год назад

I will miss this

@JollyTimz 3 года назад

I love their interactions so much especially cuz they hate to admit but they both are on the same level and always try to one up each other its so hilarious! I hope you can make an uodate video!

@DazzlingPotatoes 3 года назад

YESS I believe that too

@arxalier2956 3 года назад

I love that the editing isn't just subtitles but also context and information

@canarymc 3 года назад

yay

@Desirewasrevoked Год назад

this is exactly what I needed right now

@lynrel2885 3 года назад

3:04 "it gives +1 foot" yes I have 3 feet I am superior

@silberblock3099 3 года назад

dream is that kid in school that doesn't what to ackknowledge the fact that he's lonely

@ksprdotexe 2 года назад

Dreams the kid who's lonely and is bad at making friends while Techno is alone by choice and they hang out cause they just get each other

@asterhive7730 3 года назад

also, do you know the timestamp in the video for the "hey" and "hey you" ?

@canarymc 3 года назад

sure, there's link with the timestamp - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-knj9NQqSQDQ.html or just 45:33 in the Techno's stream ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-knj9NQqSQDQ.html [Nothing bad ever happens at a festival. [Dream SMP]]

@asterhive7730 3 года назад

@@canarymc Thanks!!

@idontevencareanymore9605 Год назад

their friendship was so amazing... techno never dies

@BOLTShalomNG 3 года назад

I love the fact that Techno wins 90% of the arguments lol

@Knock_Off0875 3 года назад

Alternatively title. Technoblade cyber bullying A homeless teletubby for 5 minutes straight

@rainyday_7654 3 года назад

That sounds a little biased lmaoo

@Knock_Off0875 3 года назад

@@rainyday_7654 totally get you

@azqxth8421 3 года назад

Dream just keep saying what the hell is wrong with u lmao

@kaydenonly5313 3 года назад

Today I learn that Dreams Catch Phrase is “What the h*ll is wrong with you!”

@Kikiblablaa 3 года назад

No one can prove me wrong that these 2 are the funniest of the whole smp together

@viviandaposala1955 3 года назад

I just love this 2 pvp gods argue each other

@Isaacreeper Год назад

"Technoblade verbally dunking on Dream for 5 minutes"

@littlekimmygaming1522 3 года назад

1:38 Saving it cause it's the best part

@nautilus0207 3 года назад

"You wouldn't know my house, it goes to another school" Technoblade, the art of cyberbullying

@blueclips5915 3 года назад

“It’s a hard word to spell”- Technoblade “You are a ENGLISH MAJOR!!!!!!!!”- Dream

@aq3x.1 3 года назад

"hey" *punches techno by accident* *techno being petty* *punches dream back* "hey you" LMFAOOOOOOO

@happyokay5842 Год назад

We never have more dream and techno moments rip techno we miss you. you will always have a special place in our hearts 💕 💞 🐷🐷THE KING OF MINECRAFT 🐷🐷

@chuuyaa69 Год назад

This gives me life

@austinfeith6094 3 года назад

“I speak in the third person all the time” says Technoblade as he speaks in the first person

@ghazihatk340 3 года назад

"What the HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

@amz_art5195 Год назад

R.I.P Alex love you and we all miss you King o7 o7 o7

@ryanwalter5824 Год назад

I see two gods arguing...LONG LIVE THE KING 👑

@meoviona 3 года назад

dream saying, "I have a house" is basically the "source: trust me bro"

@annabellecunningham9068 3 года назад

I honestly live their friendship mainly bc techno gets dream so angry its hilarious

@ksprdotexe 2 года назад

1:39 is the equivalent to writing a smiley face in your friend's notebook and them just scratching on tour page in retaliation.

@ThereIsNoSpoon678 3 года назад

This reminds me that Dream and Techno are hilarious.

@asterhive7730 3 года назад

oh my god how am i just seeing this now this is hilarious!!

@amberhickey5880 3 года назад

1:42 Are we sure this wasn't play flirting!?

@bluegreenandapackofkittens6812 3 года назад

4:20 he lives in the prison... (also funny number)

@anonguy772 3 года назад

Dream, in Pandora's Vault with a raspy voice: I told you I owned the biggest house on the server. Techno: Yeah, really impressive actuall! You're kind of a paranoid introvert now though, what with so much security and never leaving. Dream: I- Yeah ok. But- Techno: I didn't know you liked potatoes this much as well. I mean you do you but what kinda psychopath eats only raw potatoes every day? Oh wait no you're a psycho. Dream:..hey techno can you moonwalk into the orange pain juice for me real quick