My grandma had over almost 100 tabs open of just Facebook because she thought she had to get an eraser for her computer. I wish I was kidding God rest her soul
I'm so confused about that. Where's the green red or yellow? Where's the warmth and misty air? Wooden details? Some plants maybe? Oh I would've been mad if that was my home and I requested tropical inspired decor.
Tropical, paint some water on floor, with a sandbar, have a bed with a canopy with part of it on the water. Make the wood look like tiki torches. Add some tropical trees on the walls with a sunset wall mural. Maybe add a humidifier with a essential oils machine with some tropical scent. Bam, that would be my plan scribbled over a lunch break. Throw some fake plants in the corners.
Same!!! More warmth less white. Some green plants and wooden details thank you. That hurt me more than I thought it could.... and I'm not even that interested in home decor.
Shea is like the ultimate of the mormon wife aesthetic with her washed out color aesthetics, her weird kimono vest, and her inability to conceptualize any color that has a saturation higher than 2
I always laugh at how unrealistically pristine the houses always are in these shows. It's like the people are living in a waiting room at a doctor's office.
Thats one thing movies rarely get right... Youll see some house in a movie thats supposed to be a dope den but the inside of the house will look like theres a butler on payroll
“One is strangely dating zoey deschanel and the other looks like he was in the womb an extra day” I know you’re secretly incredibly proud of that, had me choking on my own saliva
This is literally the fastest incoming divorce I've ever seen on TV. Her most positive words about the relationship was that he is the glue that holds their company together. She diggin.
I have 100% seen pillows almost identical to the tropical ones at Target, the problem is that Shay is a pony without even a whole trick. She can only do Threshold styles, not any of the more eclectic or colorful lines available at Target.
I'm sorry but... As a lesbian... I have VERY homosexual vibes off the husband... I know it's crappy to voice that but... You know when you meet a guy and you just assume he is gay? And he hits out with "...and my wife.." and you're like., "Excuse me!?" That's exactly the feeling the husband gave me lol
Someones obviously watching them though. I have no clue who. But companies like Netflix dont do ANYTHING without return on investment. Or maybe it's about filling a catalog.. like, they really only have like 20 good shows. But no one's paying 10 bucks a month for that. So it requires farting out 9,981 crap shows just so they can say "over 10,000 different programs to watch".
Chris I can see that you’re getting more confident with your ability to throw skits and sketches throughout your videos and… please know that they are all so freaking funny dude. Your content genuinely gets better with every video!
16:50 LOOK AT ALL OF HER TABS OPEN!!! Every single tab that’s open while she is shopping IS TARGET! Lmao you weren’t wrong, her whole personality os target😂
Some of these people seem so artificially popular. As if target and other companies will try to make the products they sell seem more legitimate by creating a fake person/family to back up the image. How did these people manage to get a glorified family vlog on Netflix? Maybe I’m just cynical
Makes sense really. Why pay licensing for someone who is known and established as a figure in their field when you can prop up a figurehead for a small fraction of the cost.
Please cover the show “trading spaces” that was on HGTV. 2 couples decorated a room in the others house and everyone has horrible taste and horrible ideas and sometimes people cry and hilarity ensues.
This is a perfect example of a couple that regrets signing their Netflix contract because they both are ready for a divorce and have to keep up their terrible acting like they actually still want to be together. Once this show ends they will get divorced lol.
Sounds like they are desperately trying to create their own Chip & Joanna from Fixerupper. Those two have fantastic chemistry and are both incredibly talented in their own fields. They have such a wholesome personality. Love Chip’s goofball moments and how Joanna loves them too.
Everything about this show reminds me of the color beige. From Shay and Syd’s relationship, their design choices, the family dynamics, its the most milquetoast thing I’ve ever seen. Its like if you dipped a piece of Wonder Bread in a glass of whole milk. These people would see a gay pride parade and scream. Shay has nightmares about the color orange like they feel like an AI was tasked with generating a perfect design family
The thing that stood out to me about this show is how hard they want us to give a shit about the host's family and personal life. Like... it's a show about home makeovers I don't give a shit that you started gardening during the pandemic. Make the house pretty and get to the point!
"I'm really grateful that I fell in love with this surfer-skater-boy." I think I can translate: "I'm really angry that I got knocked up by this surfer-skater-boy, and now I'm trapped here."
He doesn't care because he is a gay man. The amount of gay men married to women is just aggravating. I am gay and have been with and known a lot of these "straight" married men.
@@OfficialMidnightRuby It's hard to say because people are people and everyone is different. Some of them have been super off putting and very "manly" until they are on top of me. Others are just very handsy and its obvious where it's going. However for the most part I have learned that if any part of you gets that vibe from them then you're feeling that way for a reason. If it waddled and quacks like a duck..then it's a duck.
I honestly hope so. The idea that both of them are just in completely separate, healthier relationships is downright optimistic compared to the idea that they’re just two unhappy people in a dysfunctional (and maybe even abusive) relationship.
For anyone who is very innocent or not a native speaker and doesn't know what a "fluffer" is: its someone in porn industry that is taking care of the guys standing ovation to the right time, if ya know what i mean
Dude I literally wheezed and then cry-laughed at “It’s me in a different shirt. you know what that means…I threw up.” Essentially my comedy style boiled down to one line, cheers 🥂
Not going to lie like half way though I forgot it was the American dream gladiator home make over show and thought it was about that sex room show, which just goes to show its the same bs with new paint. Lol great job on this Chris!!!
I work at target and threshold (her brand at target) and its honestly the cheapest stuff ever and way overpriced its actually laughable. Threshold? More like threshMOLD ammiright!? Ill see myself out
Those two have been doing traditional home renovation shows for almost two decades now, and considering all the constant criticism they've been getting from the get-go about their shitty design decisions, it's prolly for the better that the Netflix show focuses more on their life instead
Didn’t know a thing about Mormon/LDS women until Lori Vallow. Now I can’t unsee how literally every single one of them look alike… It’s deeply troubling and they truly need a rebrand thanks to that psychopath.
I’ve seen more creative and entertaining content from small YT creators working with no money or crew than 99% of Netflix original programming. I’m really blown away by the high production value some creators are able to achieve. But even those who are primarily commentators, there’s a lot of variety and educational value even though they don’t have a roomful of writers. I wish Netflix would fund some of these smaller channels (not the family vlogglers, but those with real talent) instead of shelling out millions to create the same stupid stuff over and over again.
"I need a room that looks like something Anne Boleyn and King Henry VIII would sleep in" ---processing--- ---processing--- "Generic Target catalog room only using white and gray. Got it."
So tired of these "designer-wanna-bees" who only have one aesthetic and try to turn every space to that because that is all they know. If you are going to spend good money on interior, at least stop shopping at Target or Walmart or Home Sense and go find a local furniture or decor maker and bring in some actual character in these spaces. Ugh, don't start me on the obsession of filling your home with random "decor". It is okay to have bits and bobs here and there but make them meaningful. Haha sorry for the rant, but there are about a million of Syd and Shaye (sp?) Instagram accounts with "wholesome" families constantly posting pics of their whitewashed "neutral decor" interiors a million times from different angles and calling themselves "designers".
Much like any streaming thing, *coughs* RU-vid, the oversaturated market makes it easy to make cheap throaway content. Like, having had nothing to do without a car, I have this past year discovered the seemingly inescapable void that is "commentary channels". Chris doesn't have (yet) 100k subs, yet compared to a lot of the bigger subbed commentary people, his stuff is very well put together, and I have a feeling he's mostly doing the heavy lifting on his own. So many can't edit their own stuff, which that's like a writer who can't do basic proofreading, and despite having someone edit for them, it's still garbage content. Also, Chris has a chill subtlety with his approach, instead of trying too hard to be an animated over the top cartoon character or something.
Sid doing that gesture at 6:13 is like anytime you saw your mom try to be hip and with the times growing up, and I feel like the part of me that finally healed from that 27 years later just died again. . .
That room was such miss, I mean come on. I really feel like the hugely modernized north coast California look, with all that white and highly showroom stylized simplicity is in part due to her not looking into other places. Like her Mormon personality has this belief she knows better, and her Husband ugh... he gets away with not doing anything because he's the Head of the Household. I just think these two don't have the proper grasp of the real world, so they really don't have the knowledge or experience of better designer's, it's going to cause a problem. They should probably focus on their kids and find other outlets for their business.
I enjoyed the sex room show, but i wish the editing had been better. The awful generic music and the “cliffhangers” every episode made it more painful than it needed to be
"Sex Shed" hits way different than "Fuck Shed". I mean, "Fuck Shed" sounds like a song a trashy punk band would/should/did write. (I got way too hung up on the Sex Rooms tangent 😅) This was one of your best yet!
The bad music in shows bit had me absolutely dying of laughter. Newer Bravo and MTV shows are the same exact way, and it's become a highlight of mine while viewing, just because of how horrid they are.
I really enjoy home renovation shows, but when i started this one, I couldnt even make it past the first episode, I got eerie vibes, and I'm very glad I listened 😂
Chris you make it easier to get through the weeks bro this is so funny 🤣 OMG I've been watching your channel for about a yr now and can't get enough of this content absolutely love it keep up the great work and be safe man the world sucks 🥂
Wow, how is she a successful interior designer? She can't work with tropical then she's not a good designer. Bet money if she dropped a portfolio, every room would look the same. I feel bad for that lady but at least she got new furniture I guess. At least Melany in How to Build a Sex fucking tries. Like every room she did looked completely differently.
Thank you for bringing this gem to my attention. It's the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Imma watch this with my wife for sure. She loves those crappy vlog shows so it'd be nice to make fun of a crappy one with her
Christ my timing, watching your video when my girl decided to sleep over. Decided I wanted to go out for a smoke quick and paused it right as you said "how to build a sex room". She woke up right at that moment and looked at my phone and then said "don't take advice from that man...." Then rolled back over and went back to sleep 🤣
OMG this couple is kind of a big deal in the interior design world! Didn’t know this was Studio McGee! She has a line with target which is probably why she seems to use so many of their products
Omfg her need to use the word coastal instead pf tropical....why would this client even go with her in the first place??? There has to be a much more fitting designer for her out there somewhere....
Me: Man I'd love a new season of "The Order" but Netflix killed it. Great comedic moments, wonderful story about the struggles of who you are, who you want to be or those decisions being made for you if you take too long. It's just such a wonderful show. I guess they really are having money problems. Netflix while continuing to push out this kind of garbage "Yeah... How about this show with no soul purely because it's probably exponentially less money and effort?" Netflix also: "Why do people keep cancelling their subscriptions?"
